Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List

[Christophe1]

To her suprise.

Flash back Friday. Ass was a blast from the past. Anyone recognize this sex-machine icon?

Where we are going, they don't need any vaseline.

👻-zinga.

Pop that punani.
Hey. Hey. Hey.

So full of cum.

Respect your women. No disadvantages.

Build a stairway to the stars.

Love,

Little Tophe.

[Christophe1]

Fuck. My dick doesn't get a prescription.

Super hard and getting worse.🌹🌹

Big smile.

[DutchTreat]

That read like a haiku. I had to read it a few times before it finally sank in. Good job!

Dutch.

Put on some stripper briefs with d 20 dollar bills hanging out as if to highlight my Donkey dick elephant trunk cock, my thunder thighs, and my fucking raging bull rock ass cheeks. D lady grabbed some money to make me dance for dollars. During the event we laughed like hyenas and roared like lions as if to show each other our supremacy ( we were animals) as we fucked like rabbits. She wanted an even exchange so she danced around Vegas flashing her spectaculiar chest.

Yes, those glorious melons damn near knocked me out into a coma.

Lady chest meat is so sweet.

Nipples create a ripple.

In the crease of my jeans.

My pelvis takes over.

Thrust thrust thrust.

My pelvis takes over.

A ripple in my jeans.

As the fabric complies with the ripple of time and space.

What a waste.

I wore my stripper pants.

Elepant Donkey trunk was hard.

Ass was firm for the slapping.

She couldn't resist.

I bought some flowers from a Senora. Gave her the best flower of the bunch.

We be like Colgate.

🐯🐼🐵

[Christophe1]

Put on some stripper briefs with d 20 dollar bills hanging out as if to highlight my Donkey dick elephant trunk cock, my thunder thighs, and my fucking raging bull rock ass cheeks. D lady grabbed some money to make me dance for dollars. During the event we laughed like hyenas and roared like lions as if to show each other our supremacy ( we were animals) as we fucked like rabbits. She wanted an even exchange so she danced around Vegas flashing her spectaculiar chest.

Yes, those glorious melons damn near knocked me out into a coma.

Lady chest meat is so sweet.

Nipples create a ripple.

In the crease of my jeans.

My pelvis takes over.

Thrust thrust thrust.

My pelvis takes over.

A ripple in my jeans.

As the fabric complies with the ripple of time and space.

What a waste.

I wore my stripper pants.

Elepant Donkey trunk was hard.

Ass was firm for the slapping.

She couldn't resist.

I bought some flowers from a Senora. Gave her the best flower of the bunch.

We be like Colgate.

🐯🐼🐵

[Christophe1]

I was really looking for some travels to Greece, so I decided to book a trip with a provider on HX. She directly cautioned me against BBFS. Okay, I thought, I need some greek. $$$ for the trip.

Met her yesterday, before lunch. Awesome gal, great energy. After a great BBBJ (with deep rimming on me), she hops on top of me and starts a bare camel slide - "hmmm. She directly mentioned never doing that!

I let it slide (literally! After an awesome feeling (trying to push it in), she gets the hat and prepares for our trip. I was so horny that I didn't even care about the damn condom.

She turns into rcg, positions my cock into her netherland and starts to push it in. She is so tight. For some reason, she didn't use a lot of lube. So, after some adaptation period on her end, she starts to impale herself with my cock. Suddenly, I feel a "pop" and an amazing warmth takes over. I knew exactly what happened, but decided to just keep going. It was awesome. Perfect tightness, perfect temperature, raw, almost lube-less penetration. She hops off because she wants to blow me a bit and. She sees the condom, ripped off.

Her: "I'm completely clean, sorry for that. Never had that happening".

Me: "no worries. I'm clean too. ".

Her: "No wonder I came so hard with your cock".

She then starts blowing me (ATM, another one off the list), picks a condom, applies it on the tip of my cock and stops for a moment or two.

Her: "You know what, we already did it anyways".

Me: "Of course. Let's be honest, condoms suck".

Her: "Don't tell this to anyone".

Me: "This is our little secret".

She throws the condom away and position herself for cg greek. All is bliss in the universe.

She rides me raw, lube-less. I start playing with her clit and I feel convulsions. Her ass is gripping my cock so hard. It's perfect.

She looks at me, rolling her eyes a bit: "Come inside my ass, baby".

I start pounding her from below, until I come (a lot) inside her ass. She convulses again and hugs me.

My cock is still hard, deep inside her. She kisses me and tells me that "it was awesome".

We kiss for a bit, and she gets up slowly, positioning her hand under her butt to keep the cum from dripping all over me. She then licks her hand clean. (another one, check!

We take a shower and I leave the donation. We hug and promise to see each other again and repeat. Life is beautiful. My SO is cranky and I don't even react.

My cock fell in love with an asshole yesterday.

LOL. Don't tell anyone??? When this happens, it seems, so natural >>>> yet, then again=== 0 Your chick, just chose you, plus,.."When you hold me tight, you make me feel alright"
Jedi Skillz. Here I am.

Love 💌💌💌

🐯🐼🐵

[Creampier]

I was really looking for some travels to Greece, so I decided to book a trip with a provider on HX. She directly cautioned me against BBFS. Okay, I thought, I need some greek. $$$ for the trip.

Met her yesterday, before lunch. Awesome gal, great energy. After a great BBBJ (with deep rimming on me), she hops on top of me and starts a bare camel slide - "hmmm. She directly mentioned never doing that!

I let it slide (literally! After an awesome feeling (trying to push it in), she gets the hat and prepares for our trip. I was so horny that I didn't even care about the damn condom.

She turns into rcg, positions my cock into her netherland and starts to push it in. She is so tight. For some reason, she didn't use a lot of lube. So, after some adaptation period on her end, she starts to impale herself with my cock. Suddenly, I feel a "pop" and an amazing warmth takes over. I knew exactly what happened, but decided to just keep going. It was awesome. Perfect tightness, perfect temperature, raw, almost lube-less penetration. She hops off because she wants to blow me a bit and. She sees the condom, ripped off.

Her: "I'm completely clean, sorry for that. Never had that happening".

Me: "no worries. I'm clean too. ".

Her: "No wonder I came so hard with your cock".

She then starts blowing me (ATM, another one off the list), picks a condom, applies it on the tip of my cock and stops for a moment or two.

Her: "You know what, we already did it anyways".

Me: "Of course. Let's be honest, condoms suck".

Her: "Don't tell this to anyone".

Me: "This is our little secret".

She throws the condom away and position herself for cg greek. All is bliss in the universe.

She rides me raw, lube-less. I start playing with her clit and I feel convulsions. Her ass is gripping my cock so hard. It's perfect.

She looks at me, rolling her eyes a bit: "Come inside my ass, baby".

I start pounding her from below, until I come (a lot) inside her ass. She convulses again and hugs me.

My cock is still hard, deep inside her. She kisses me and tells me that "it was awesome".

We kiss for a bit, and she gets up slowly, positioning her hand under her butt to keep the cum from dripping all over me. She then licks her hand clean. (another one, check!

We take a shower and I leave the donation. We hug and promise to see each other again and repeat. Life is beautiful. My SO is cranky and I don't even react.

My cock fell in love with an asshole yesterday.

[Christophe1]

Who needs Disneyland fantasy when you can get the real thing?

A reality fantasyland. -----Me (blush)... special?

But, alas, no. Nobody. 😞

It is nearing Fall. In about nine months - Spring is sprung. Today, fertile females are in heat. No joke. It is a simple pattern that is prevelant from before recorded time. Life lives on.

In two days, I had 4 ladies who threw themselves all over me. Like I am a prized dick machine possesion. Some of the best sex and loving experiences of my life. Love watching eyes rolling behind their head or vibrating as their juices spray upon our loins. Fucking good stuff. Upon reflection though, I have learned that my Id is out if control.

I said to one, Im a simple man who wants a simple life without complications. Too many ladies in heat for me to go around.

🐯🐼🐵

[Christophe1]

Once, I had a dream. A dream to get called up by a girl.

"Oh Baby, I miss you. " Hearing her voice felt like sunshine's rays bursting thru the clouds. Like a dream catcher with chimes dancing and singing with the wind. My heart beat deeply while my breath became shallow. My dick cock aroused -chubbing up. Then began doing prefucking burpees & stretches to prepare for some pussy clubbing. No drugs, baby, only pure cacao highs.

My dream is to be surrounded by a woman. Tits in mouth, ass in hands. Just playing with her clitoris and fondling with her holes. Tongue to tongue. Finger to ass.

I have a dream to bang away, bang away, to bang away, any which way that I want to bang away.

A piece of the dream of having dreams.

Around the world we went in such a short half hour. My dick visited more holes than on a golf course. Back and forth we went.

I had a dream to do ATM. Ass to mouth the Donkey went.

While looking face to face with Donkey, she said, "I am so hungry. I want to eat all your cum, " Her tongue licked upon Donkey's head. She soon swallowed the Donkey whole, while she slobber covered, and stroked upon the perineum. I pulled her over into 69, above my head so I could bare witness to the carnage of how stretched out her asshole and vagina had become. I think I did a good job fucking her up deep. Fucking her up deep, all the way up to her deudenum.

Her pussy was really getting wet and juicy like a 20 year old's and her clit juice was becoming sweet like nectar.

I had a Dream that I shot forth the seed that impegnated more dreams of which I never dreamed of to come (or cum).

What good is a dream deferred?

Peace.

[DutchTreat]

Good to see that the chef over at Boner Buddha's Chinese Restaurant is still lacing their food with Viagra! I love the erotic sayings in their fortune cookies, too!

By the way, I heard that she's STILL dripping your ejaculate after your visit. Cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant.

Dutch.

Cumfucuis say (Post #1) "Guy with hard rock cock will one day burst into gushing volcano".

I was horny as hell today. What can I say? I called up a regular that said she was too busy, that I would have to wait. I was too fucking ready to wait. Anyway, I waited. After an eternity I knocked on the door as my dick grew hard. In the shower while I was lathering up the soap I grew even harder.

After shower, It's on.

(Deleted)

Squirt. Squirt. Squirt. I squirted. I was in heaven as I squirted into her womb. I don't even think she noticed, but she was wanting more and wanting to face me for some pure Stevie Wonder.

As she pulled herself off, the Donkey hard rock cock cum was dripping fiercly from her tight vagina. It was awesome. Then, to both of our suprises, the volcano was still actively erupting.

Her eyes grew hungry. Cum hungry eyes, as she did the sprint to place her mouth upon my still erupting rock cock. She caught a couple of drops.

I felt so happy like this ejaculate had just made her day.

Cumfucuis say, (Post #2) "PokeMon, pokey girl. ".

Goodnight.

[Christophe1]

Cumfucuis say (Post #1) "Guy with hard rock cock will one day burst into gushing volcano".

I was horny as hell today. What can I say? I called up a regular that said she was too busy, that I would have to wait. I was too fucking ready to wait. Anyway, I waited. After an eternity I knocked on the door as my dick grew hard. In the shower while I was lathering up the soap I grew even harder.

After shower, It's on.

(Deleted)

Squirt. Squirt. Squirt. I squirted. I was in heaven as I squirted into her womb. I don't even think she noticed, but she was wanting more and wanting to face me for some pure Stevie Wonder.

As she pulled herself off, the Donkey hard rock cock cum was dripping fiercly from her tight vagina. It was awesome. Then, to both of our suprises, the volcano was still actively erupting.

Her eyes grew hungry. Cum hungry eyes, as she did the sprint to place her mouth upon my still erupting rock cock. She caught a couple of drops.

I felt so happy like this ejaculate had just made her day.

Cumfucuis say, (Post #2) "PokeMon, pokey girl. ".

Goodnight.

[Livinitup]

Yeah but without the Iphone playing Itunes. And I like to hold on to the ears.

I met a civvie who likes to use Meth. Not usually my thing but I live in the moment and went along with it. She put on her Iphone music playlist bluetoothed to my Bose speakers and went to sucking on my medium sized Donkey dick.

Everything felt really swell. She sucked and slurped away. After about three songs her head felt so good. Wet tongue, saliva filled mouth, gagging. She slapped donkey across her face. I just let go and shot all over in her mouth. Before I let go I warned her, "Uh, uh. I'm cumming!"

When I came she also started convulsing. One of my hands was on her ass while the other was holding her head hard down upon my dick down almost to my balls.

Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.

This is new to me. Anyone else experience this?

When I cum, you cum. No work.

[Christophe1]

Great story. BTW, just because my brain thinks about this kind of shit, what were the three songs that were playing during your ho-down?

Dutch.

Don't know. I think it was Justin Timberlake. After the song ended and the fireworks went off she raved about how it was her favorite song. Before that it was some whack new rap crap. We were in a car where I had sentinel duties and the little 5% attention I could muster was making sure that she was comfortable and getting into it with her head down below.

maybe this???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEzREJbln-o

[DutchTreat]

Great story. BTW, just because my brain thinks about this kind of shit, what were the three songs that were playing during your ho-down?

Dutch.

I met a civvie who likes to use Meth. Not usually my thing but I live in the moment and went along with it. She put on her Iphone music playlist bluetoothed to my Bose speakers and went to sucking on my medium sized Donkey dick.

Everything felt really swell. She sucked and slurped away. After about three songs her head felt so good. Wet tongue, saliva filled mouth, gagging. She slapped donkey across her face. I just let go and shot all over in her mouth. Before I let go I warned her, "Uh, uh. I'm cumming!"

When I came she also started convulsing. One of my hands was on her ass while the other was holding her head hard down upon my dick down almost to my balls.

Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.

This is new to me. Anyone else experience this?

When I cum, you cum. No work.

[SCJohn]

Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.
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Now if they would just paid us for the privilege, we'd be golden! Great story, thanks for sharing.

[Christophe1]

I met a civvie who likes to use Meth. Not usually my thing but I live in the moment and went along with it. She put on her Iphone music playlist bluetoothed to my Bose speakers and went to sucking on my medium sized Donkey dick.

Everything felt really swell. She sucked and slurped away. After about three songs her head felt so good. Wet tongue, saliva filled mouth, gagging. She slapped donkey across her face. I just let go and shot all over in her mouth. Before I let go I warned her, "Uh, uh. I'm cumming!"

When I came she also started convulsing. One of my hands was on her ass while the other was holding her head hard down upon my dick down almost to my balls.

Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.

This is new to me. Anyone else experience this?

When I cum, you cum. No work.