Massage Parlor Reports

[Roamin Roman]

She felt it necessary to inform me that "no fuck here". . . Then the flip and right to business. Despite her face being an inch away from the business, she told me "no BJ here either" and how much was I going to tip. I stated the standard NOVA price and she laughed and said "Minimum 60. When I get massage I give 60 tip."

Hey, HuntzMan! IIRC, this is among your first AMP experiences here in the USA, even though you've mongered out of country and posted extensively in the ISG, right? If so, then there are a couple lessons available here. She felt it *necessary* to inform you that "no fuck here" and, a bit later, "no BJ here either. ".

What she has just done is put bounds on the services you can expect. Okay, that's fair, as far as that goes (although it's interesting, because those two statements indicate that she's aware of some places offering those services. . . Or that she has offered them at other AMPs where she's worked.) In my mind, I would then calculate that she had just informed me that her tip would be less than 100 and, then, less than 80 (assuming BBBJ) or 70 (assuming CBJ).

Now, when she asked how much you were going to tip, your reply should not have been to quote the Standard NOVA price (40). Instead, you should have replied, "That depends on the service. " Let her make the opening offer. Put the ball back into her court. It will tend to throw her off her negotiating game. Remember, she only gets a small amount (if any) of the house fee, so she's really working for the tip. That's your trump card.

If she continues to be evasive, just tell her to keep doing whatever she normally does for a massage. If she says, "Finished" or something similar, start to get up from the table and begin to get dressed. Leave a 10 (or 20, max) tip and thank her for a "nice massage. " Usually, before things get to this point, she'll have accepted your offer of 40, which should include her top up or off.

The fact that she laughed at your offer of 40, and said "minimum 60" marks her as a provider who knows the game but wants to get maximum tip for the least amount of service. Besides, it's a presumptuous attitude to say something like that. My reply back would probably have been, "I don't pay 60 for HJ." Of course, if things have gotten to this point, my enthusiasm has already soured and the mood has been more or less ruined. At that point, I realize it'll be better to walk, since any HJ she's likely to give you will be terse and un-sensual.

You must be willing and ready to walk.

Following the above procedure ensures that we don't see a continual escalation of prices, accompanied by a continual diminution of services. And, it will save you some of your hard-earned dollars, too. Think about it: If you ever return to that AMP, how likely is it that any of the other girls there will accept 40 for a Standard NOVA finish?

There are more than enough AMPs to fill the demands of this area. The MMS has a good deal invested in her AMP, and she'd prefer satisfied return customers. If her girls are causing customers not to return, she'll eventually figure out which girls are causing it and try to adjust the attitude of those girls. MMS knows that you have other options.

Roman

P.S. - One more point: Bring ONLY what you want to pay, and no more. If visiting a new AMP and you're unsure of what services are available, just bring enough for Standard NOVA the first time. That way, you can't be cajoled into providing more for that level of service. If other services are available, the girl will make it clear, and you can bring an appropriate amount with you next time.

[TheBarbarian]

Today I daydreamed of going to F Wellness.

Finding this place was easy using my phone GPS.

I followed previous advice and parked around back, there was plenty spaces open to park but enough occupied to prevent you from standing out. I arrived shortly after they opened. No call, just walk-in.

Aware of my build, appearance, and mannerism, I knew I could be treated like LEO. Again, I simply followed previous advice and was super nice to the mama, and told her this was not my first visit but it had been a while.

I donated $. 8 to the house for an hr, only because this was actually my first visit and I'm not too familiar with NOVA. Once mama left, in came a petite, late 30's. Early 40's spinner. Not much going on up top or in the back but having visited AMPs before I know the appearance could of been much worst. I would give this masseuse a 6. 5 - 7. She said her name was Kim.

When Kim entered the room, I was in my birthday suit, again, to dismiss any idea I was LEO. She offered a TS and I accepted.

From there, I received a royal wipe down for about 5-7 minutes which was good treatment.

We went back to the room and the massage started off mediocre but turned out to be not bad at all. The flip into the HE was quick and good. Most importantly the massage continued afterwards for about 5 more minutes.

The king treatment continued as Kim helped me dress. Literally helped me dress. There was mo mention of $ on her part. I started thinking there was no tip or I didn't need to. I remembered everyone said $. 4 is the NOVA standard so that's what I gave.

On my way out, mama asked me if it was good. And she asked as if I were to say no, she would of fixed it.

All in all, I gave $1. 2 . Is that normal? Or too much? Remember I was overly concerned they would of suspected I was uncle LEO, plus this was my 1st AMP hobby experience in NOVA or the east coast for that matter.

Any advice, Please PM, I'm all ears.

Any questions on FW, PM.

Any recommendations for my future adventures, PM me.

Thanks,

TheBarbarian.

[TheBarbarian]

Today I daydreamed of going to F Wellness.

Finding this place was easy using my phone GPS.

I followed previous advice and parked around back, there was plenty spaces open to park but enough occupied to prevent you from standing out. I arrived shortly after they opened. No call, just walk-in.

Aware of my build, appearance, and mannerism, I knew I could be treated like LEO. Again, I simply followed previous advice and was super nice to the mama, and told her this was not my first visit but it had been a while.

I donated $. 8 to the house for an hr, only because this was actually my first visit and I'm not too familiar with NOVA. Once mama left, in came a petite, late 30's. Early 40's spinner. Not much going on up top or in the back but having visited AMPs before I know the appearance could of been much worst. I would give this masseuse a 6. 5 - 7. She said her name was Kim.

When Kim entered the room, I was in my birthday suit, again, to dismiss any idea I was LEO. She offered a TS and I accepted.

From there, I received a royal wipe down for about 5-7 minutes which was good treatment.

We went back to the room and the massage started off mediocre but turned out to be not bad at all. The flip into the HE was quick and good. Most importantly the massage continued afterwards for about 5 more minutes.

The king treatment continued as Kim helped me dress. Literally helped me dress. There was mo mention of $ on her part. I started thinking there was no tip or I didn't need to. I remembered everyone said $. 4 is the NOVA standard so that's what I gave.

On my way out, mama asked me if it was good. And she asked as if I were to say no, she would of fixed it.

All in all, I gave $1. 2 . Is that normal? Or too much? Remember I was overly concerned they would of suspected I was uncle LEO, plus this was my 1st AMP hobby experience in NOVA or the east coast for that matter.

Any advice, Please PM, I'm all ears.

Any questions on FW, PM.

Any recommendations for my future adventures, PM me.

Thanks,

TheBarbarian.

[Member #5834]

First report, so welcome feedbac.

Finally had a chance to have a dream. Weekday, early evening. Dreamed I was at NS in Hrndn. Place is indiscreetly discreet. No sign out front, nothing on the inner door. Rang the bell and MMS opened quickly. She appeared Korean in her late 40's or so. She asked how long and had I been here before. I was told her no, but I was looking for an hour of relaxing. She took me to the room on the end. Room had its own door, clean linens, overall tidy look. Towel warmer and oil warmer on a table. About 2 minutes later, in comes a Chinese spinner named Jenny. (said she was 32) Face average, oranges up top, but she had a good attitude. Passable English, but not great. She wanted the house. 8 right away and asked if I wanted the included table shower. She gave me a towel and disappeared to pay MMS. TS was decent, enthusiastic, but I don't have a lot of experience with them. Yet. And she spent enough time on main street to let me know that as least a NOVA finish was available. She also asked if it was my first time there, but AFTER she had already taken matters into her own hands.

After the TS, I dreamed I was receiving and average medium massage with very light oil. She was conversant and responsive to my directions, and gave an ok back walk. More time on main street than I expected while I was still face down. She felt it necessary to inform me that "no fuck here". I was lightly roaming which she didn't object or pull away from. Damn fine back cushions. They were firm and both fit in one hand. Then the flip and right to business. Despite her face being an inch away from the business, she told me "no BJ here either" and how much was I going to tip. I stated the standard NOVA price and she laughed and said "Minimum 60. When I get massage I give 60 tip. " I damn near said I want the provider you give a 60 tip to. " but I have more self-control in my dreams. Since TS was included and my roaming was unrestricted I agreed to 60. She managed to edge me until the hour was complete with a standard oiled (not bad) nova finish. Clean up was with dry towel and I was ushered out the back door.

Good: TS was soap and hands, and there was a lot of handiwork.

Face down was at times relaxing, at times therapeutic, sometimes almost affectionate.

She was pleasant, talkative and responsive.

Very good location for me.

Bad: . 6 for OTC roaming only seems over the average. If I dream again, I will see if that translates into top off or UTC.

She wore some kind of glittery makeup. I didn't notice it until I woke up and looked in the mirror. I probably should have taken a shower there, but I didn't see it at the time. If having glitter on your cheek or collar is an issue for you, avoid Jenny or take a shower before you leave.

Would I want to have this dream again? Probably. Would like to dream of a different provider though.

Huntzman.

[Lovejugs]

I took a chance and toftt. I stopped in at Ashley Wellness on Main St in Fairfax. Beautiful woman was at the desk and she was the only one working I believe. They advertise on BP so figured there was a chance it could be good. Totally legit and no hint of anything. She made sure I was covered at all times and never accepted my offer to remove the towel. Massage was ok, but nothing special. No reason to make a return visit. She said I was first customer that day at around 2 pm. I doubt they will be around long.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/re...place/23102062

Sounds exactly like the place in West Springfield behind the Giant. They put pictures up that make you think one thing, but when you get there within five minutes you know it's legit. Lame!

[Harley Dude 29]

I took a chance and toftt. I stopped in at Ashley Wellness on Main St in Fairfax. Beautiful woman was at the desk and she was the only one working I believe. They advertise on BP so figured there was a chance it could be good. Totally legit and no hint of anything. She made sure I was covered at all times and never accepted my offer to remove the towel. Massage was ok, but nothing special. No reason to make a return visit. She said I was first customer that day at around 2 pm. I doubt they will be around long.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/re...place/23102062

[Lovejugs]

I tend to check the reports before I go to my favorite place, but skipped it this time and it bit me in the ass. The first thing I noticed is the Mama has changed which didn't alarm me at the time. From time to time people fill-in for a day or two. My therapist was a tan, athletic build. About 5'7" with dark hair with old orange highlights. Her ladies were store bought C's / D's that had the nice pointy shape. TS was decent, but definitely a little quicker than I am used to. Massage was horrible. She must have walked all over my body for 20 minutes. Actually painful, especially when walking on my lower legs. Very little hand massage (probably about 5 minutes). She then moved to the nail dragging which must have lasted 15 minutes on back and front. On the flip the bargaining started and was quite annoying. She actually wanted a Paul Frank for Standard NOVA finish and some DATY. I told her she was killing the mood. These words actually came out of her mouth. "This is so like you Americans!" Wtf?! I told her I was a veteran and knew what I should be offering. Almost ready to walk, but we finally came to a decision. She did pull the old annoying "No, they are sensitive you can't nurse. " Mama didn't ask how it went which was always asked with old Mama. Again this could be a fill-in, but not sure. I am staying away til some better reports come in. I sure miss the days of Scarlett and Sky.

Lovejugs.

[Tapas]

Alas, the calendar changed from June to July, and no more Mae.

Usually my dreams are very good here, but my last one was interrupted by the unfortunate negotiations. I saw a buxom girl that was quite attractive, and told me her name was Jennifer, though when I asked mama who I would be seeing, she told me "she will tell you. " So conjecture tells me her name changes from time to time.

Table shower was acceptable, but less than enthusiastic. On to the massage which seemed promising, but then I was awakened from my dream with the how much question. Much back and forth, and I almost left in the middle of the session. Finally I returned to the dream, which ended with me releasing my stress, but overall was less than the usual relaxing.

Most of my experiences have been positive here, but my policy is to take some time off after a disappointing one. Other places to visit. I vote with my wallet.

[Invisibleman22]

Another positive vote for Franconia Wellness. I went on a weekday at lunchtime and had a lovely experience with June. Total was $ . 6 to the house and $ . 4 to my therapist.

I'd never been there before but thanks to other members in this thread I knew to ring the buzzer and follow the mamasan; ask for a half hour and tell her "of course" when she asked if I'd been there before; strip as soon as mamasan left; and let my hands start roaming as soon as June got within reach!

She teased me a bit by pretending not to want to be touched ("no thank you! Then laughing when I looked up incredulously. The massage wasn't great. She did a lot of "light touching" when I could've honestly used some deep-tissue. And I didn't get offered a table shower. But I did get a good 10-15 minutes of some nice roaming on June's tight Asian body (including having her slip out of her top so I could play with the girls) and the standard NoVA finish.

Afterward she dressed me. Which was new and a nice surprise. And brought me water and held my hand while she walked me out. I very nearly dropped another Jackson but decided not to overtip this time.

All in all a fantastic experience and I'm glad to finally have been past this place! Thanks to all who recommended it and please if you go treat the ladies right.

[Miketastic69]

It's disconcerting when he lives near a provider, but it's a great thing when the cop lives near you and his car is close enough to deter any crap at your place.

Dude,

I was working in florida last summer and I set up a meeting with a known and reviewed provider, but it was my first time with her. She lived in a gated apartment community where I needed a security code to get in. She lived in the back section of this place and it was not a clear path to get to her house, so of course I got lost. I turned a corner and there were 5 county sheriffs vehicles sitting there. One was standing outside of his car holding a radio and talking and the other 4 vehicles had cops sitting inside with the engine running. My fucking heart stopped. I Calmly as I could kept driving around and left. I drove and turned as many corners as I could and got to another part of town. I litereally was planning on tossing my burner phone and quitting the hobby! I was f'and scared straight.

The provider called me and asked me what happened. I told her to look out her window. She seemed spooked too. Later that evening she called me and told me they had a drug warrant for an apartment in her complex and it had nothing to do with her. Like an idiot I believed her and told her on the phone that I would love to do coffee and not do a session. I made it clear that I would like to do coffee and make it like a date and not a session. So, I went back and the cops were gone. I walked in and she pounced all over me and made up for the horrible scare from earlier. She actually turned out to be a squirter and I had the session of my recent life.

So, I know the feeling of seeing that patrol car or cars!

[Krakatoa]

These ladies who expect $120 just for a massage and $40 more for HE, will soon run out of clients, IMHO. We need to start explaining the facts of life here in NOVA to them. If the session is really good, I don't mind throwing another $20 their way. But that is after the session, at my discretion.

I've also started leaving my ring in the car or replacing it with another style ring, but I don't think it really matters to most of them.

I'm confused about this discussion of wedding rings. Are you thinking these women have moral issues around marriage? Don't they assume that the majority of their clients are married? I never take my ring off--not sure it would come off--and it has never impaired my negotiating position, so far as I know. (with a professional, anyway).

[Derringer]

Tonight I went by the Chinese operation at 5509 Wilson Blvd that often advertises itself on BP and CL as being "7 minutes from DC". Cost is .7/hour or $/90 minutes.

They are located on a very busy street, but there is some discrete parking behind the building. It's very clean inside, nice rooms, comfortable table, clean linens, but they just have a sheet hanging on the door, so not all that private. And they only offer a stand up, unassisted shower because it is Arlington.

Lisa (early 30's) greeted me at the front door and was my massage therapist. She is very attractive with a big, beautiful smile, pretty eyes, a sexy body, and great attitude. She has really strong, but soft hands. She gives a very satisfying, unrushed, deep tissue, oil massage.

Lisa has a winning personality, very good English skills, so we had a nice conversation and no communication issues. Overall, she's an experienced, fun girl. However, with just the curtain on the door there was not too much going on beyond a standard NOVA. But I was allowed a little UTC roaming up top and OTC down below. I didn't get the feeling much more than that was available, even with additional visits. But YMMV.

If you go there, Lisa is a great choice. The other lady working tonight was new, so Lisa had to leave once to answer a question for her. But otherwise, it was an above average time. Not a whole lot of teasing before the flip, but just enough to make me happy. And she gave me the full hour with some edging leading up to a good finish. Once I explained what I like she was eager to please. She seemed happy with a slightly above average tip.

While you will not be blown away by the extras there, if you want a sweet, sexy, very pretty Chinese lady to massage your tired muscles and leave with a smile on your face, I recommend and would definitely repeat.

Here's their ad:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...hoice/23220601

Arlington Location.

5509 Wilson Blvd, Arlington, VA 22205.

703-992-5920.

Open 7 days 10:00 am-10:00 pm.

We offer Shiatsu, Swedish, Deep Tissue, Foot Reflexology, Thai, Qi Gong Tui Na, Sport Massage, Acupuncture, Hot Stone Therapy & free Shower.

Help your body and mind relax while improving your overall health! Calms the mind. Loosen tight muscles. Relieve stress and ease tension.

Clean & Private Rooms with Soothing Music!

You will always leave with a smile!

Give us a call and get ready to RELAX.

Location: Arlington, nearby DC, only 7 minutes from District Of Columbia.

Be safe out there.

Derringer.

[Bunker Buster]

The first time I saw the FFX Co. Squad car parked outside the apartment building I was really spooked by it. So I called Nikki and she assured me it was safe to come in. I decided to proceed with my appointment because I trust her.

Once inside, Nikki told me the officer parks the car there all the time because he lives there. She added that it is parked there a lot because he works nights. So while it can still be disconcerting to see the car practically every time I go see her, I have become accustomed to it.

NOTE: I am not telling anyone to ever be complacent about the potential for a run-in with LE! But that is how it was explained to me, and I have never had a problem.

With that being said, be careful out there.

Derringer.

It's disconcerting when he lives near a provider, but it's a great thing when the cop lives near you and his car is close enough to deter any crap at your place.

[Mustang946]

Will be visiting Alexandria in a few months and wanted to start doing some research.

Enjoy a quality massage and not looking for FS BUT do enjoy sensual and HE.

Please let me know where to start looking or good places to visit.

There are several in that area. Many are reviewed in this forum. It all depends on your location and you mode of transportation. You should leave satisfied in any of them.

[Mustang946]

The first time I saw the FFX Co. Squad car parked outside the apartment building I was really spooked by it. So I called Nikki and she assured me it was safe to come in. I decided to proceed with my appointment because I trust her.

Once inside, Nikki told me the officer parks the car there all the time because he lives there. She added that it is parked there a lot because he works nights. So while it can still be disconcerting to see the car practically every time I go see her, I have become accustomed to it.

NOTE: I am not telling anyone to ever be complacent about the potential for a run-in with LE! But that is how it was explained to me, and I have never had a problem.

With that being said, be careful out there.

Derringer.

I have seen that car nearly every time I have seen Nikki in the past year and a half. When it was still there after my visit, I figured the officer either lived there or was on a domestic call. She gave me the same explanation after I asked on my second visit. I was leery the first time but also now accustomed to seeing it.