Massage Parlor Reports

[Bobby D53]

I'm not from this area, but I see there's a lot of newbies on here. I don't want to confuse the young guys so let me be clear about my experience with Nena, it was horrible but YMMV. I know what I saw, and I definitely know what I smelt. Stank pussy makes my dick soft, but for others, that fishy smell may be a turn on. So I should of put YMMV in my first post. When she started yelling because I was leaving early, that sealed the deal. I did say that the massage felt good when she started, but hygiene is just as important (to me) and I just couldn't take smelling piss & fish at the same time. But for anyone who wants to try her, don't let my post stop you. What Dr. Bombay posted about below seem very true based on my own personal experience. But Bossanova has a different story. This is the true meaning of YMMV. Be safe.

So I've been going to Nena for quite awhile now maybe within 3 to 4 month increments because I don't want to get bored. She's been solid as ever, her massage and finish is consistent and never changes. However I have to report that about 4 months ago I asked if there was anything else on the menu and she blew up on me over the phone. I figured I had burned that bridge and have since ceased to go to her. Until last week. I schedueld an appointment at midnight and it was buisness as usual. I think it was obvious that not only does she not block numbers after a bad encounter / argument or recalls prior text messages, but she treated me as a new customer which I thought was interesting. The massage was still as a I remember (good) as well as the finish. She probably give the best quality finish with out the ability for me to roam in NoVA. I thought it was interesting that she asked me where I found her ad and how I came to the conclusion to go see her amongst all the other ads. She clearly stated she doesn't do any of that dirty stuff and doesn't run her business like that, only for 5 minutes later to have her hands tugging at my johnson. She's a class act, but any senior on here who's seen her knows that. Nothings changed, still a solid go to if you want that quality build up and fiery release.

Sensual hour per the usual.

A few years ago, a guy posted about her and it seemed she checks this site. It got pretty ugly. If I were you, I'd block her number if you didn't use a monger phone.

I've been in this game for years and it made me an animal. It also made me aware and taught me how to research providers before taking the plunge. I've been away for a while and took a chance without doing any research. It was super uncharacteristic of me, but I really wanted a good massage even if the HE wasn't the best. So I opted for this one: http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...studio/6999790.

http://www.mymarvelousnassage.com/aboutme.htm

Details: BP ad says 36, but it was more like 56 (or 46 with heavy drug usage). Pics: very old, VERY. Neighborhood: Excellent location in Woodbridge, VA 22192.

What happen? Well, I arrived on time. When I saw her at the door, my first thought was to bail right then and there, but of course little head was out thinking big head. Was told to go downstairs and undress. It was like a dungeon down there, exactly like the pics on her webpage. I couldn't examine how clean it was because it was too dark, so I just hoped for the best. When I laid down, I smelt piss near the head rest. When she massaged me, it actually felt good, but I just couldn't get over that smell and if I was actually laying on clean sheets. When she came toward my head and started massaging my scalp, I smelt fish at her pussy. She had on lingerie so the smell was strong! This is when I hopped up, said I got to go, and got dress. Told her I would leave her $60 for her time (she charge $. 2 for the hour). She began fussing about me wasting her time and blocking out other clients to cater toward me. This is when I said bump it and left. 4. What I do that for? She said she was going to call 911 for robbery. I then pulled out my phone and said, "let me call them for you. " She then started yelling and told me to get out. She said she has never had someone walk out on her before in the seven years she's been doing this. That's hard to believe unless NOVA men settle for anything. I was in & out within 20 minutes.

My back was still covered with that thick oil. It was so bad. When I reached to touch my back, the oil looked like maggots and sunflower seeds mixed together. I was so disgusted, I stopped by two unknown AMPs in that area just to see if they offered a table shower! They didn't, so I rushed back home and scrubbed super hard while in the shower. I should of known nothing good was going to come from this.

I've heard about other stories when guys meet these type of crackhead girls, but it has never happen to me until now. I'm sure if I would have researched her first, I would have found something negative. But I take full responsibility for not taking the time to do my homework. Young guys, let this be a lesson to you: research first.

[NoVa Ranger]

NeRomancer. Likely you just didn't see it (forest for the trees metaphor).

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Be safe.

NoVA Ranger.

Thanks everyone. I appreciate it. I will make sure I do not litter this forum as I have been reading many posts already and have learned some new things. One item that has me referencing is all the acronyms. Will probably take a couple of months of reading posts before I get my confidence up. The detailed contributors here are great.

I did go to a backpages advertiser a month ago which I will post shortly.

[Roamin Roman]

Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.

Please refer to Derringer's report, below, as well as my reply (further down in the posts) to NeRomancer.

[NeroMancer01]

Thank you.

[NeroMancer01]

But, before anything else, READ THE FORUM. I can't give any more valuable advice than that. And don't just read back a couple pages. Read back six (6) months or more. Only then will you begin to get a feel for things and you'll be much better informed. Trust me on this. There are no shortcuts, at least none worth taking.

And, last but not least: Welcome to the Forum. Cheers, amigo!

Roman

Thanks everyone. I appreciate it. I will make sure I do not litter this forum as I have been reading many posts already and have learned some new things. One item that has me referencing is all the acronyms. Will probably take a couple of months of reading posts before I get my confidence up. The detailed contributors here are great.

I did go to a backpages advertiser a month ago which I will post shortly.

[Derringer]

RR is right. Take a couple of hours and read, Read, READ the forum! Some guys around here would not be so nice and just tell you to RTFF (Read The Fucking Forum). But RR is too friendly and polite for that. He and a few others offer a lot of useful info to newbies -- for free! So take advantage of it!!

As for FW specifically: Yes, you can definitely have a great time there. Go back and check my recent posts to see a review I did on "May" at FW. (She told me her name is "May, as in the month after April. " So for those PMing me to tell me I spelled her name wrong, that's why I spelled it that way.) And I have recently heard good things about other attendants currently working there.

FYI: I have also heard very good things about some of the AMPs in PG County, Maryland. So that is an area (their forums) that you might also check out. But it depends on what you are looking for.

In general, I have found that MOST of the time it depends on MY attitude and what I am looking for as to whether I enjoy a session. I put together a list if my own "rules of engagement". Maybe I will post them later to spark some discussion.

As for advice: Be confident when you ring the buzzer at the door. Yes, they usually have one. Be friendly to the hostess. When you get in the room, start stripping right away. Never cover yourself with a towel. They get much more comfortable when they see you naked, so they know you are not a cop. And when they take you to the table shower, wait for her to put water on it to warm it up before climbing aboard! LOL!

Other than that, just relax and enjoy. And be prepared to offer a tip based on the standard rates, which you will find by reading the forum. So again, read it!!

Best of luck, and most importantly, be sure to come back and report on how it goes so someone else can benefit from your experience.

Derringer.

Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?

[Rocket Jac11]

Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.

[Member #6951]

Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?

It's a good place to start.

[Roamin Roman]

Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?

It sounds like you're brand new at this game, so I'll lend a hand (figuratively speaking).

You mentioned that you've done some brief reading of the posts in the forum. Since that's the case, and since you've not visited any AMPs yet, I would very strongly recommend that you do extensive reading before venturing out. Don't be so eager to explore before doing your homework. The more homework you do, you will greatly improve your AMP experience and vastly minimize the chance of disappointments or mistakes.

There is a ton of material and information that the members of this forum have shared, but it all too often goes to waste because many newbies and even some seniors don't take advantage of that readily-available (and absolutely free) information. So, above all else, take some time and READ. The AMPs aren't going anywhere. Well, at least most of them aren't.

Also, ASK for advice. Now, I'll caveat that somewhat. Before you ask for advice, do your own research first. It's annoying when a newbie asks a question that has already been answered multiple times. No one will put you down for asking a sensible question, as long as it's apparent that you've done your best to find the answer on your own first. Most members are more than happy to help a new member navigate the USASG and answer procedural questions (for example, what to tip, how to deal with "upsells", etc.).

Keep in mind, though, that most members will not give you a hand-out if you ask: "Where can I find the hottest girls?" or "Where can I get FS?" or similar questions. In order to get the answer to those sorts of questions, you'll need to build up what's known as "board cred". As a newbie, no one knows you yet, and you won't have contributed much yet. But, as you contribute to the forum with posts that have useful information (instead of "I agree" type comments), you'll gain the trust and respect of your fellow board members. And, before you know it, you'll have earned Senior status, which will open more doors.

But, before anything else, READ THE FORUM. I can't give any more valuable advice than that. And don't just read back a couple pages. Read back six (6) months or more. Only then will you begin to get a feel for things and you'll be much better informed. Trust me on this. There are no shortcuts, at least none worth taking.

And, last but not least: Welcome to the Forum. Cheers, amigo!

Roman

[JohnWarhammer]

So I've been going to Nena for quite awhile now maybe within 3 to 4 month increments because I don't want to get bored. She's been solid as ever, her massage and finish is consistent and never changes. However I have to report that about 4 months ago I asked if there was anything else on the menu and she blew up on me over the phone. I figured I had burned that bridge and have since ceased to go to her. Until last week. I schedueld an appointment at midnight and it was buisness as usual. I think it was obvious that not only does she not block numbers after a bad encounter / argument or recalls prior text messages, but she treated me as a new customer which I thought was interesting. The massage was still as a I remember (good) as well as the finish. She probably give the best quality finish with out the ability for me to roam in NoVA. I thought it was interesting that she asked me where I found her ad and how I came to the conclusion to go see her amongst all the other ads. She clearly stated she doesn't do any of that dirty stuff and doesn't run her business like that, only for 5 minutes later to have her hands tugging at my johnson. She's a class act, but any senior on here who's seen her knows that. Nothings changed, still a solid go to if you want that quality build up and fiery release.

Sensual hour per the usual.

[NoVa Ranger]

Prince Therapy is often reported as a "hit and miss" place as the staff frequently changes.

It will return to the "miss" list as my visit this week was so bland / uninspired that I simply will take myself elsewhere.

There was nothing "bad" -- the parking is easy, the entrance discrete, the greeting at the door (I was a walk-in client today) was polite, the room clean.

The TS covered the basics but was only of cleaning interest.

The massage that followed was discrete (I was covered at all times).

When the door was fully closed, the remainder while adequate was nothing more than adequate.

One Good Point: I was not shorted on time. After, I was covered again and massage continued until the 58th minute.

Standard rate. For the hour. I was so uninspired by the visit, I left only the standard tip.

So, why did I stop at Prince. Answer -- it was convenient.

Other locations within 2-3 miles -- and each of them provided me a more enjoyable session.

NoVA Ranger.

[NeroMancer01]

Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?

[Serpico99]

The last time I visited Sunstar was about 2-3 years ago, so this info is clearly dated and might not be of much help to you now. (You'll have to decide on the latter point.) Basically, Sunstar has always been just a basic AMP offering HEs. As far as I've experienced, they're an ordinary, middle-of-the-pack AMP with mid-40's therapists. My visits were always in the evening, circa 6 pm; whether that has any bearing on the services provided is an open question. As for the 4-5 stars on other sites, that's always baffled me. Perhaps it's a function of those raters not having had the benefit of visiting many AMPs. Who knows?

Don't fret much about your Sunstar experience. It's not worth the time and energy doing so. That location is good as a place to visit when nothing else is available, but the problem is: There are always other places available, even near that establishment. Send me a PM if you are curious about other nearby places. (I suspect you already know about those, though.) Cheers.

Roman

Thanks Roman. When I visited, it was a lazy hot Sunday afternoon with no one around so I made sure to visit at a time when foot traffic would probably be minimum. I'll skip this place then based on your reply. Will send you an inquiry about something across the street.

[Quriusmrk]

Last night I had the wildest dream. It seemed so real but alas it was only a dream. It started out with me reading a recommendation by Roman to go to the Best place in Chantilly. So, I followed his sage advice and went in search of relaxation. Upon arrival I was greeted by a nice looking lady who took me back to my room to get comfortable. I asked if Judy would be available and eventually she arrived. We went off the the shower room and proceeded to have the most thorough TS I had ever experienced. It was fantastic and boy did it feel real as I was dreaming it. Anyway, after the shower we went back to the room for a massage. As you would expect, I started on my stomach and enjoyed some very focused attention in all the right areas. Judy has some very special techniques that should be experienced IMHO. As I said, this was the wildest dream as I experienced things in this dream that I have not dreamt about in any other AMP dream. I hope to have this dream again as it was a lot of fun and the. 6/. 5 admission fee was well worth it.

Q.

[Ted Williams]

I made a quick turnaround here in shantilly around sully circle beside the café in the complex. Normally, I won't repeat so quickly, but my work accommodated for the lunchtime hour. The mms recognizes me now, so I received repeat accommodations from my most recent visit. This session was with cici. She is younger than lilly was, but both with same build. Biggest difference was that cici has lots of ink and I find it unattractive on her and a put off to me. Oh well, no big deal as I was just a little disappointed in the looks department, but she is still friendly and made me feel welcome. One thing I am noticing here is if mms doesn't see me before session, then my session borders on legit and almost just lucky for handshake and usually shorted on time / effort. If mms sees me then things are more relaxed and understood especially nice TS and full hour and Fiji water and hugs to come back again with smiles. I would repeat, but I'm out of town for a good while.

Good Day.