Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5834]

There's plenty of supply here (to meet the equal demand), so you're not likely to be bored. But, if things get too mundane south of the Potomac, it's easy to visit the AMPs north of the river (in Maryland). Even if you've been active on the ISG, I'd still recommend doing LOTS of reading, and order to acclimate yourself to this area's particulars. Have fun, stay safe, and post as you're able. Cheers!

Roman

P.S. - By the way, what is (or was) your handle on the ISG? Some mongers have the same one; others have a different one.

Thanks for the welcome!

Same name. Huntzman. Reports will be in the Asuncion Massage forum. Still translating them from spanish.

Perhaps I can dream of NS in Hrrrndn tomorrow. If I wake up happy, will post here. Planning trips to Guatemala and El Salvador. Looking to stay busy.

Huntzman.

[Roamin Roman]

Greetings Mongers.

New to the forum, and just recently realized I am a massage monger. Not asking for info yes, still going through the posts. Seeing lots of great information and advise. Will post some of my international experiences on the ISG Boards this week. Looking forward to practising my new "lifelong" hobby closer to home, Likely Shan-tilly / Hrrdn.

Very impressed with the group here and look forward to giving my own local reports.

Huntzman.

There's plenty of supply here (to meet the equal demand), so you're not likely to be bored. But, if things get too mundane south of the Potomac, it's easy to visit the AMPs north of the river (in Maryland). Even if you've been active on the ISG, I'd still recommend doing LOTS of reading, and order to acclimate yourself to this area's particulars. Have fun, stay safe, and post as you're able. Cheers!

Roman

P.S. - By the way, what is (or was) your handle on the ISG? Some mongers have the same one; others have a different one.

[Member #5834]

Greetings Mongers.

New to the forum, and just recently realized I am a massage monger. Not asking for info yes, still going through the posts. Seeing lots of great information and advise. Will post some of my international experiences on the ISG Boards this week. Looking forward to practising my new "lifelong" hobby closer to home, Likely Shan-tilly / Hrrdn.

Very impressed with the group here and look forward to giving my own local reports.

Huntzman.

[Bobby D53]

I was told she was pretty skilled http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...m-8pm/19953014 even though a friend told me about her, I personally haven't seen her yet. I also haven't had the time or motivation to RTFF. But if what he says is true, you should have a decent visit since you're in that area.

Bob.

So I'm new to the area. Work brought me up here from RIC.

So being new to area I read through about 13 pages on the forums to try to find the best places for that great dream. First place I went to was http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ti...lcome/22273205.

Arrived at the business park and it was empty. Go inside and was treated by a decent looking Asian woman. I could tell I was the only one in there with all the doors open. She started off by asking me what my age was. I should have taken that as a warning. I'm in my mid twenties though so it is what it is. As I undress she tells me to need to leave my boxers on. Confused I asked why. She said strictly massage. Well I needed a massage and was like okay whatever. Left them on. She said she can only do 30 minutes. That should have been the killer but I was ignorant. My fault. So she does this crappy ass massage that wasn't even 30 minuites long. Over a towel the whole time no oil. Wasn't even 30 minuites before I walked out.

Second place I visited is what I thought was sunny but I could be wrong. Found the ad on BP and went. It's located near a shopping center but in a business park. I went in after I saw 3 other mongers leave. I get an hour and strip down. They even asked me how old I was half way through the massage. The massage was pretty good actually. Instead of oil she used a cream / paste. No roaming. Covered the whole time same story on the flip. Little head was sad but at least I got a decent massage. Total damage was a $ including tip only reason she got a tip was because it was a good massage.

Maybe it's because I'm new to the area I'm not finding that dream I'm looking for but can other mongrels point me to the right direction? I'm at two strikes ha. Any located in Manassas? I'm staying down there and sick of fighting traffic to find a parlor.

Thanks.

-Stainless.

[Bobby D53]

Bobby, I saw your review after someone had messaged me about it, without even realizing someone had reviewed her recently and negatively. With your post count, I'd expect a senior of your experience to know what to expect going in to that exchange with Nena. If you had done the background research on here as well as the other board you would have known your experience was predictable. She has been well documented by me in the past and not just my most recent review. There is even a few reviews like yours on the oThER board as well. I'm going to quote what I told the person that private messaged me about inregards to her. I absolutely agree with YMMV, her bad smell honestly smells like bad breath or just old person musk if we can call it that. I know what bad pussy smell smells like and from my own personal experience I've never smelled that before. However I am not stating your wrong or defending her in anyway. YMMV is truely what anyone should expect from her at the end of the day. I've only been to her maybe a handful of times now, but it's always been what I expected, nothing more.

That original post you provided below is what I needed to see before taking the plunge. In my original post, I took full responsibility for not doing my homework and posted it so others wouldn't make the same mistake I made. You're right, most SM's of my status know better. I've been out the game for a while and had that "itch". I should of researched more but honestly just didn't feel like doing it. That happens as we get older. Anyway, thanks for that original post below. She will never be seen by me again.

[JohnWarhammer]

I'm not from this area, but I see there's a lot of newbies on here. I don't want to confuse the young guys so let me be clear about my experience with Nena, it was horrible but YMMV. I know what I saw, and I definitely know what I smelt. Stank pussy makes my dick soft, but for others, that fishy smell may be a turn on. So I should of put YMMV in my first post. When she started yelling because I was leaving early, that sealed the deal. I did say that the massage felt good when she started, but hygiene is just as important (to me) and I just couldn't take smelling piss & fish at the same time. But for anyone who wants to try her, don't let my post stop you. What Dr. Bombay posted about below seem very true based on my own personal experience. But Bossanova has a different story. This is the true meaning of YMMV. Be safe.

Bobby, I saw your review after someone had messaged me about it, without even realizing someone had reviewed her recently and negatively. With your post count, I'd expect a senior of your experience to know what to expect going in to that exchange with Nena. If you had done the background research on here as well as the other board you would have known your experience was predictable. She has been well documented by me in the past and not just my most recent review. There is even a few reviews like yours on the oThER board as well. I'm going to quote what I told the person that private messaged me about inregards to her. I absolutely agree with YMMV, her bad smell honestly smells like bad breath or just old person musk if we can call it that. I know what bad pussy smell smells like and from my own personal experience I've never smelled that before. However I am not stating your wrong or defending her in anyway. YMMV is truely what anyone should expect from her at the end of the day. I've only been to her maybe a handful of times now, but it's always been what I expected, nothing more.

I'd recommend not going to her; anyone for that matter, she's really weird and the first few times she can ramble on about nonsense. I'm not surprised at all if someone has had a bad experience with her, it's been well documented that she's kind of a wacko. I've reviewed her in the past and if you read that one it speaks for itself. She's a very specific person to go to for a very specific time / occasion. I don't recommend her in the least bit if your unsure or uneasy about someone who might go off the rails if you so as much as sneeze in her direction (I exaggerate of course.). Think of a specific knife in a chef's knife set, she's not a regular by any means, but she does some things very well. However I do agree for the most part that the thick lotion she uses to massage is atrocious.

In my honest opinion, her pictures are very old, she's shorter and fatter now and she's got a very interesting smell, not bad, but not spectacular either. I'd call it a long day bad breath smell. What you do get is an actually decent massage (sensual) with an enviornment that's set up for that mindset being relaxation and comfort. I could go to any other quicker asian AMP in Centreville and get a semi decent massage of some kind with a standard nova finish and be done, but mentally it won't relax me. I think that's the X-factor I find with Nena in Woodbridge.

[NyHornet]

Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.

Why not review the places you tried. There are several good places in the Centerville and Chantilly areas as well as some good independents. You will find reviews of most over the last few months on this site. So read more of the reviews and give some others a try. When I find one I really like above the others, I tend to revisit that one more, but I like variety too.

[Bobby D53]

I'm not from this area, but I see there's a lot of newbies on here. I don't want to confuse the young guys so let me be clear about my experience with Nena, it was horrible but YMMV. I know what I saw, and I definitely know what I smelt. Stank pussy makes my dick soft, but for others, that fishy smell may be a turn on. So I should of put YMMV in my first post. When she started yelling because I was leaving early, that sealed the deal. I did say that the massage felt good when she started, but hygiene is just as important (to me) and I just couldn't take smelling piss & fish at the same time. But for anyone who wants to try her, don't let my post stop you. What Dr. Bombay posted about below seem very true based on my own personal experience. But Bossanova has a different story. This is the true meaning of YMMV. Be safe.

So I've been going to Nena for quite awhile now maybe within 3 to 4 month increments because I don't want to get bored. She's been solid as ever, her massage and finish is consistent and never changes. However I have to report that about 4 months ago I asked if there was anything else on the menu and she blew up on me over the phone. I figured I had burned that bridge and have since ceased to go to her. Until last week. I schedueld an appointment at midnight and it was buisness as usual. I think it was obvious that not only does she not block numbers after a bad encounter / argument or recalls prior text messages, but she treated me as a new customer which I thought was interesting. The massage was still as a I remember (good) as well as the finish. She probably give the best quality finish with out the ability for me to roam in NoVA. I thought it was interesting that she asked me where I found her ad and how I came to the conclusion to go see her amongst all the other ads. She clearly stated she doesn't do any of that dirty stuff and doesn't run her business like that, only for 5 minutes later to have her hands tugging at my johnson. She's a class act, but any senior on here who's seen her knows that. Nothings changed, still a solid go to if you want that quality build up and fiery release.

Sensual hour per the usual.

A few years ago, a guy posted about her and it seemed she checks this site. It got pretty ugly. If I were you, I'd block her number if you didn't use a monger phone.

I've been in this game for years and it made me an animal. It also made me aware and taught me how to research providers before taking the plunge. I've been away for a while and took a chance without doing any research. It was super uncharacteristic of me, but I really wanted a good massage even if the HE wasn't the best. So I opted for this one: http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...studio/6999790.

http://www.mymarvelousnassage.com/aboutme.htm

Details: BP ad says 36, but it was more like 56 (or 46 with heavy drug usage). Pics: very old, VERY. Neighborhood: Excellent location in Woodbridge, VA 22192.

What happen? Well, I arrived on time. When I saw her at the door, my first thought was to bail right then and there, but of course little head was out thinking big head. Was told to go downstairs and undress. It was like a dungeon down there, exactly like the pics on her webpage. I couldn't examine how clean it was because it was too dark, so I just hoped for the best. When I laid down, I smelt piss near the head rest. When she massaged me, it actually felt good, but I just couldn't get over that smell and if I was actually laying on clean sheets. When she came toward my head and started massaging my scalp, I smelt fish at her pussy. She had on lingerie so the smell was strong! This is when I hopped up, said I got to go, and got dress. Told her I would leave her $60 for her time (she charge $. 2 for the hour). She began fussing about me wasting her time and blocking out other clients to cater toward me. This is when I said bump it and left. 4. What I do that for? She said she was going to call 911 for robbery. I then pulled out my phone and said, "let me call them for you. " She then started yelling and told me to get out. She said she has never had someone walk out on her before in the seven years she's been doing this. That's hard to believe unless NOVA men settle for anything. I was in & out within 20 minutes.

My back was still covered with that thick oil. It was so bad. When I reached to touch my back, the oil looked like maggots and sunflower seeds mixed together. I was so disgusted, I stopped by two unknown AMPs in that area just to see if they offered a table shower! They didn't, so I rushed back home and scrubbed super hard while in the shower. I should of known nothing good was going to come from this.

I've heard about other stories when guys meet these type of crackhead girls, but it has never happen to me until now. I'm sure if I would have researched her first, I would have found something negative. But I take full responsibility for not taking the time to do my homework. Young guys, let this be a lesson to you: research first.

[NoVa Ranger]

NeRomancer. Likely you just didn't see it (forest for the trees metaphor).

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Be safe.

NoVA Ranger.

Thanks everyone. I appreciate it. I will make sure I do not litter this forum as I have been reading many posts already and have learned some new things. One item that has me referencing is all the acronyms. Will probably take a couple of months of reading posts before I get my confidence up. The detailed contributors here are great.

I did go to a backpages advertiser a month ago which I will post shortly.

[Roamin Roman]

Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.

Please refer to Derringer's report, below, as well as my reply (further down in the posts) to NeRomancer.

[NeroMancer01]

Thank you.

[NeroMancer01]

But, before anything else, READ THE FORUM. I can't give any more valuable advice than that. And don't just read back a couple pages. Read back six (6) months or more. Only then will you begin to get a feel for things and you'll be much better informed. Trust me on this. There are no shortcuts, at least none worth taking.

And, last but not least: Welcome to the Forum. Cheers, amigo!

Roman

Thanks everyone. I appreciate it. I will make sure I do not litter this forum as I have been reading many posts already and have learned some new things. One item that has me referencing is all the acronyms. Will probably take a couple of months of reading posts before I get my confidence up. The detailed contributors here are great.

I did go to a backpages advertiser a month ago which I will post shortly.

[Derringer]

RR is right. Take a couple of hours and read, Read, READ the forum! Some guys around here would not be so nice and just tell you to RTFF (Read The Fucking Forum). But RR is too friendly and polite for that. He and a few others offer a lot of useful info to newbies -- for free! So take advantage of it!!

As for FW specifically: Yes, you can definitely have a great time there. Go back and check my recent posts to see a review I did on "May" at FW. (She told me her name is "May, as in the month after April. " So for those PMing me to tell me I spelled her name wrong, that's why I spelled it that way.) And I have recently heard good things about other attendants currently working there.

FYI: I have also heard very good things about some of the AMPs in PG County, Maryland. So that is an area (their forums) that you might also check out. But it depends on what you are looking for.

In general, I have found that MOST of the time it depends on MY attitude and what I am looking for as to whether I enjoy a session. I put together a list if my own "rules of engagement". Maybe I will post them later to spark some discussion.

As for advice: Be confident when you ring the buzzer at the door. Yes, they usually have one. Be friendly to the hostess. When you get in the room, start stripping right away. Never cover yourself with a towel. They get much more comfortable when they see you naked, so they know you are not a cop. And when they take you to the table shower, wait for her to put water on it to warm it up before climbing aboard! LOL!

Other than that, just relax and enjoy. And be prepared to offer a tip based on the standard rates, which you will find by reading the forum. So again, read it!!

Best of luck, and most importantly, be sure to come back and report on how it goes so someone else can benefit from your experience.

Derringer.

Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?

[Rocket Jac11]

Hello all, new to the forum and a few questions. I've been to a couple different places after doing my homework. Only one place was worth my time, should I just stick to this place or are there other AMP's to appease my interest around the cville area.

[Member #6951]

Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?

It's a good place to start.