Massage Parlor Reports

[Bunker Buster]

Ok, having my first post asking for recommendations was not cool. I apologize. To the person who did send me a PM, Thank you very much! I got your message too late, but I very much appreciate advice.

The newbie who asks "where's the best place for X service" isn't going to do well, but a question showing that you've read posts and have done research, but need some clarification, will get you assistance. Sharing information as you've done is definitely a good move.

Despite the suspicious eye towards newbies, especially the clueless ones (who you'll quickly come to find annoying as well, LOL), people who want to "join the club" and participate are certainly welcome.

I would like to associate myself with these remarks. Guys asking procedural questions that are new should be helped, lazy fucking douchbags should be ignored.

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[JmSuttr]

This place is a dud. They have a $45 hour special but it is just light caressing with no reall massage. An hour of actual massage is $60. There was a little teasing but on the flip she insisted on DIY. I didn't even bother. I have gone twice to two different girls and they both insisted on DIY.

I've tried a few of the AMPs that advertise $45 for an hour and found that they immediately try to upsell you to $60+ for either a deep-tissue or oil massage. Whether extras are on the menu will obviously depend on the specific AMP and therapist, but the point of this post is to confirm your intel that the $45 massage price is generally a bait and switch.

[Goodfootfun]

This place is a dud. They have a $45 hour special but it is just light caressing with no reall massage. An hour of actual massage is $60. There was a little teasing but on the flip she insisted on DIY. I didn't even bother. I have gone twice to two different girls and they both insisted on DIY.

[OldBoomer]

Book ahead, they seem busy for walk-ins so I haven't had a chance. Any new updates? Ladies seemed nice, at door she was older but friendly, one that peeked around the corner was younger and looked nice.

I dreamed a visit last week. There were two providers, my dream was of the older one. Very good massage. OTC roaming with nothing under the very slight tights. Competent standard NOVA finish. All appeared happy with the. 6 House and. 4 tip. While not a GFE, it was a good massage with good finish. Personally I like the dreams with independent providers, but in a pinch this is a good pinch. The parking area has other businesses and is active. You will be observed. No one seems to care.

[Someone New]

I have been lurking for a while and decided to try out the hobby. While traveling to Ft. Lauderdale, I recently had my first massage parlor experience.

Older, not terribly attractive lady, and a bit of a language barrier, but was a pleasant experience and I left "happy. " . 6/. 4.

It looks like I will be in the Dulles area tomorrow with a bit of free time in the evening. Can anyone recommend a decent place in the area for my second try?

I am not looking for "extras" and would prefer no upsell pressure. From reading through this forum, it seems I am looking for the standard NOVA finish.

Looking around, it looks like the VA area is going to be closer to. 8/. 4.

Ok, having my first post asking for recommendations was not cool. I apologize. To the person who did send me a PM, Thank you very much! I got your message too late, but I very much appreciate advice.

Looking on here and another site, I settled on checking out Cosmos for my second experience. Jenny met me at the door and was very sweet. She is attractive and spoke fluent English.

Which was everything my first experience was not. Had my first TS and very much enjoyed. After scrubbing for a while, Jenny asked if there was anywhere I needed cleaned and.

Still being a noob, I grabbed the area myself instead of guiding her there. I corrected the error quickly and we both had a laugh at it.

The massage was good. She got up on the table after a while and walked on my back. Another first for me. It was very interesting. Way more pressure than I was expecting.

But not painful. She asked me to flip and did a quick rub around the legs and chest, then she asked if there was anywhere else I needed relaxing. I did not make the same.

Mistake from the TS. Afterwards she got some really hot towels and pressed on my back and face. It was a very happy experience. The house got. 8 and I gave Jenny. 4.

She gave me a little hug and I was on my way. I plan to return.

[MentalCow]

New here and just started doing this again after almost a decade away. Like some of you old timers, I remember the good old DC days. Had an itching and based on some reviews, tried the Seven place in Falls Church.

Place is in a busy medical park, lost of people about, but I parked in the back where it was a bit more discreet. Walked up a flight of stairs and greeted by Sonia (sp? Probably mid-40's but decent body. Went for the half hour, I think it was $40. Massage was pretty good and hard like I prefer. On the flip, I got the standard HE. Some roaming allowed OTC, but not much. Left her a 0. 4 tip and went on my way.

[Suriya]

Since you are a brand new poster to the forum, I suggest your best strategy for building up some board cred would be to visit that AMP and post a report about your experience. If you're looking to save $, then go for a hh session. If you're looking to gain as much intel as possible for future visits, then you might consider asking for a 4-hand session (to see if and how much of a playful vibe you get from one or both therapists).

Of course, if you're looking for a sure thing, my suggestion is to RTFF and pick any one of the establishments about which positive reports have been posted.

Good luck and let us know how it goes.

Here you go, This is the experience about that place. Called that places as I couldn't find the address. Old women greeted and I asked for TS. Unfortunately that old women did the massage.

It felt horrible. Tipped her. 2 and left the place.

[Pcpc1688]

I agree PC. What is really annoying is how someone states they are a "long time lurker and hobbyist" and then expect to receive intel. So with all this time that you have been lurking, you are taking intel but not giving intel? LOL And then to give themselves some street cred, they post outdated alleged intel that is worthless for any other contributing member looking to patronize the place today. LOL.

Big Guy,

Stop defending yourself dude as your not on trial here LOL.

Go out and give us some credible reports man haha. Serp is one of the most reliable long time posters here along with BB, JSutter, and others. I'm curious to find out more about GG.

PC out.

[JmSuttr]

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...hburn-va-22083#review-195469.

Any idea about this parlor? I am new to this hobby and looking for a HE in NoVA.

Since you are a brand new poster to the forum, I suggest your best strategy for building up some board cred would be to visit that AMP and post a report about your experience. If you're looking to save $, then go for a hh session. If you're looking to gain as much intel as possible for future visits, then you might consider asking for a 4-hand session (to see if and how much of a playful vibe you get from one or both therapists).

Of course, if you're looking for a sure thing, my suggestion is to RTFF and pick any one of the establishments about which positive reports have been posted.

Good luck and let us know how it goes.

[Suriya]

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...hburn-va-22083#review-195469.

Any idea about this parlor? I am new to this hobby and looking for a HE in NoVA.

[BigRav]

I agree PC. What is really annoying is how someone states they are a "long time lurker and hobbyist" and then expect to receive intel. So with all this time that you have been lurking, you are taking intel but not giving intel? LOL And then to give themselves some street cred, they post outdated alleged intel that is worthless for any other contributing member looking to patronize the place today. LOL.

Serpico99,

Wasn't my intention to come off that way at all. Just wanted you all to know I had some experience with the hobby. Will be more prompt posting reviews from now on. Thought the G and G info may still be helpful, as I've noticed NaNa and Hanna still receive reviews on rubmaps.com.

Again, didn't mean to piss anyone off. Just wanted to know if the new G and G is nice and if it is indeed connected to the Enliven place around the corner.

Also, My comments are still moderated. Takes like a day for my response to go up. Sorry for the delay.

BigRav.

[Serpico99]

Hey Big Guy.

Reviews from 2-3 yrs ago although informative are basically useless as things change. Do you have any reviews from 2016 perhaps? LOL.

PC out.

I agree PC. What is really annoying is how someone states they are a "long time lurker and hobbyist" and then expect to receive intel. So with all this time that you have been lurking, you are taking intel but not giving intel? LOL And then to give themselves some street cred, they post outdated alleged intel that is worthless for any other contributing member looking to patronize the place today. LOL.

[BigRav]

Hey Big Guy.

Reviews from 2-3 yrs ago although informative are basically useless as things change. Do you have any reviews from 2016 perhaps? LOL.

PC out.

Hey Pcpc1688,

I know they don't help much, I was just trying to establish that I've been in the hobby for a while now, just never posted. Haven't been down to NOVA for a while, use to work down that way. I've got a more current review on Frederick MD board. Options are pretty limited without a long drive where I am.

Was thinking of making the trip back to G and G to see how their new space is.

Will report back in a prompt manner if I do. Thanks.

[Pcpc1688]

I use to have dreams about this place all the time about 2-3 years ago. Always liked the discrete location, never had problems walking in. I saw two providers here most of the time, Hanna and NaNa. Hanna was a mid 40's with a nice body and rack.

NaNa seemed to be younger and had a nice body as well, smaller chest but she made up for that with the way she used them. I always opted for the table shower. It was always very thorough and enjoyable. They also had a very nice dry sauna that I would sit in for about 5 minutes after the shower.

Both providers gave decent medium massages. Hanna was much less friendly, on the flip she always took care of business but it was and effort for anything more than mechanical. I did mange to get in some nice roaming in with her, very solid chest. Fun to play with.

NaNa was out of this world on the other hand. One of my first really good AMP experiences. No FS but still good.

She doesn't have the body Hanna does but she uses it well. Always gave a nice long bare B2 be rub just before the flip with lots of nip teasing. On the flip that continued until we would conclude with a better than standard NOVA Finish.

Saw another provider there once and we got into some DATY while in the 69 position. Couldn't tell what she was doing to me but it felt good. I made a mess all over her in that dream. She was kinda pissed but enjoyed it too I think! What a Dream!

I Noticed they moved down the street a little bit recently?? Anyone been to the new play yet? Same Staff? Is it nicer or the same? Thanks for any Info!

Also, are they connected with the Enliven place right around the corner from them?? I noticed they have a Hanna as well. Never been to that one.

I'm a long time hobbyist and lurker of this site and just started posting yesterday. Hoping to share some info and gain some maybe!

BigRav.

Hey Big Guy.

Reviews from 2-3 yrs ago although informative are basically useless as things change. Do you have any reviews from 2016 perhaps? LOL.

PC out.

[Krakatoa]

Had a nice visit today. I usually call ahead for Julie, but today I just showed up and drew a different gal, a little older and a little thicker, but still not hard on the eye. She administered one of the better therapeutic massages I've had at an AMP, including time on the legs and feet. Lots of hot towels and back walking too. On the finish, she went straight to what I assume was a fake BJ, the way she screened the view, but she had me going for a minute. Ended with a nice titty fuck. Got the full hour if not more. Again, this place demonstrates it's a solid pick for this part of town. I tipped generously.