Massage Parlor Reports

[NukeyNuke]

Dude, I don't know you but I know everything you speak of. You just brought back some serious memories.

DC in the late '90's. Jeez. My favorite was Ginza. I spent so much time there it felt like going to a friends house when I went. I never went through the front door.

Wonder where Connie is today?

Another great place was FCCC. Man, I hate that place is gone. You never knew what you'd get but it was good most of the time. I remember going there one time and some dude (one of you for sure) was plowing the hell out of some chick on the other side of the sheet that separated off the living room and making a ton of noise doing it. If anyone finds another FCCC, please PM me. I did talk to the chick that once ran it but they do motels now. I don't do motels. CC's mostly now for the variety but it's obvious to me that they don't fully understand the nuances of 'where best' to rent, unlike FCCC which was perfectly placed.

It's a new day but there's still tons there. Enjoy.

My glory days may have passed me by. Relish yours, as you never know when they may end. Perhaps mine will return someday, after all the tuitions have been paid, if I have a modicum of virility remaining by then, let alone a beating heart at all. In the meantime, let me take you on a little trip down my own memory lane and regale you with boring stories of my own glory days. For those interested in the latest news from the newest spot, you're better off moving on now; if you like to browse the random thoughts of others, then read on.

[Roamin Roman]

As anyone who's been following my posts over the past 6 months can attest, I've been exploring the Chinese MILFs quite a bit. However, for a change of pace (and because I truly wanted to find a decent massage), I decided to visit one of the many AMPs in the NoVa area. There was one I hadn't noticed before, and it seems to have been posting on BP (under the "Body Rubs") section for only a couple months. So, I opted for that AMP: Royal Massage on Old Courthouse Road near Tysons Corner. Parking was very easy at the time I went, although it is located in one of the 2-story commercial complexes that dot Old Courthouse Road.

The set-up is identical to most such AMPs: Outer door, foyer area, and inner door (at the top of the steps). House fee was. 8 for the hour. From the outside, though, there is nothing to identify this as much of anything, though. It appears to be just another one of the businesses there, which it is.

The woman who answered the door gave her name as Hannah (pronounced that way, rather than as "Hana" as some AMP girls are named). She escorted me to the room, asked if I wanted a shower (which, on this occasion, I declined since I had just showered an hour earlier), put a new sheet on the massage table, took the house fee, and told me to get ready. When she returned, she asked how I wanted the massage. Light, medium, or strong. And proceeded to give a very nice, deep tissue massage over the next 45 minutes. She was very deliberate. Not rushed. And I enjoyed a very nice rubdown, with particular attention to the back and shoulder muscles. Then, for the remaining 15 minutes, she proceeded to finish up with the very same deliberate attention. I left completely satisfied and will probably make a return visit, even though this is slightly out of the way for me. Due to the quality of the massage, I tipped. 5 instead of the customary. 4 at most AMPs.

During the conversation, Hannah indicated that she's came from Korea to Washington DC about 7 years ago and has remained here throughout that time. Her dream is to make a visit back home in the next year or so to see friends and family. She's a nice girl, and I'd like to think she'll be able to achieve that dream.

As for the details about the establishment itself, the sheets were new and clean (no "recycling" the interior lacked any aromas of food or mildew, and the general appearance was one of a well-kept establishment. As for Hannah herself, she is probably late-30's to mid-40's (a little hard to tell, and I didn't want to ask), medium height, shoulder-length brown hair, decent looks (7. 5 out of 10), decent body (7. 5 out of 10) with natural 34-Cs, about 120#, and very pleasant.

Consider visiting this establishment, if you're in the general area of Tysons Corner, as I think you'll be very pleased and satisfied. Although this was my first visit, I found it to be a solid experience.

[Ted Williams]

I had some therapy here in herndun. Used to be called Feeling, too. I was met by Kim who is early 40's with medium height, shoulder length hair with a C/D size rack and only a little pudge on her middle. Pretty decent looks 7/8 out of 10. She was extremely reluctant to give her name. I had to beg her to tell me her name, so I could pass it along to you folks. Anyway, the details of the TS was she was always covering me in the junk with a cloth even though I kept moving it and she said I had to DIY to this region even with me putting her hand there. Boo. I was then thinking this isn't good and she wouldn't tell me her name, but I kept moving on next to the sauna. Baked a few minutes and saw another provider in hall who was less attractive, shorter and curly shorter hair. Definitely had the better of the two today was what I realized. In room she asks what type of massage and I opt to just do light and no back walking. Towards end she says I can DIY for stress relief and I frowned. After many attempts to encourage, she finally broke down and gave me a handshake. All in all I would say less than a standard experience and way too unfriendly for me.

Good Day.

[BuckshotWatson]

At a spot on Backlick. Tina is a slender, cute therapist (tight body, be-cups) who gives a nice massage, more than Swedish but not quite deep-deep tissue. She has a pleasant and playful personality, and I recommend.

[Bunker Buster]

Ok, having my first post asking for recommendations was not cool. I apologize. To the person who did send me a PM, Thank you very much! I got your message too late, but I very much appreciate advice.

The newbie who asks "where's the best place for X service" isn't going to do well, but a question showing that you've read posts and have done research, but need some clarification, will get you assistance. Sharing information as you've done is definitely a good move.

Despite the suspicious eye towards newbies, especially the clueless ones (who you'll quickly come to find annoying as well, LOL), people who want to "join the club" and participate are certainly welcome.

I would like to associate myself with these remarks. Guys asking procedural questions that are new should be helped, lazy fucking douchbags should be ignored.

A2

[JmSuttr]

This place is a dud. They have a $45 hour special but it is just light caressing with no reall massage. An hour of actual massage is $60. There was a little teasing but on the flip she insisted on DIY. I didn't even bother. I have gone twice to two different girls and they both insisted on DIY.

I've tried a few of the AMPs that advertise $45 for an hour and found that they immediately try to upsell you to $60+ for either a deep-tissue or oil massage. Whether extras are on the menu will obviously depend on the specific AMP and therapist, but the point of this post is to confirm your intel that the $45 massage price is generally a bait and switch.

[Goodfootfun]

This place is a dud. They have a $45 hour special but it is just light caressing with no reall massage. An hour of actual massage is $60. There was a little teasing but on the flip she insisted on DIY. I didn't even bother. I have gone twice to two different girls and they both insisted on DIY.

[OldBoomer]

Book ahead, they seem busy for walk-ins so I haven't had a chance. Any new updates? Ladies seemed nice, at door she was older but friendly, one that peeked around the corner was younger and looked nice.

I dreamed a visit last week. There were two providers, my dream was of the older one. Very good massage. OTC roaming with nothing under the very slight tights. Competent standard NOVA finish. All appeared happy with the. 6 House and. 4 tip. While not a GFE, it was a good massage with good finish. Personally I like the dreams with independent providers, but in a pinch this is a good pinch. The parking area has other businesses and is active. You will be observed. No one seems to care.

[Someone New]

I have been lurking for a while and decided to try out the hobby. While traveling to Ft. Lauderdale, I recently had my first massage parlor experience.

Older, not terribly attractive lady, and a bit of a language barrier, but was a pleasant experience and I left "happy. " . 6/. 4.

It looks like I will be in the Dulles area tomorrow with a bit of free time in the evening. Can anyone recommend a decent place in the area for my second try?

I am not looking for "extras" and would prefer no upsell pressure. From reading through this forum, it seems I am looking for the standard NOVA finish.

Looking around, it looks like the VA area is going to be closer to. 8/. 4.

Ok, having my first post asking for recommendations was not cool. I apologize. To the person who did send me a PM, Thank you very much! I got your message too late, but I very much appreciate advice.

Looking on here and another site, I settled on checking out Cosmos for my second experience. Jenny met me at the door and was very sweet. She is attractive and spoke fluent English.

Which was everything my first experience was not. Had my first TS and very much enjoyed. After scrubbing for a while, Jenny asked if there was anywhere I needed cleaned and.

Still being a noob, I grabbed the area myself instead of guiding her there. I corrected the error quickly and we both had a laugh at it.

The massage was good. She got up on the table after a while and walked on my back. Another first for me. It was very interesting. Way more pressure than I was expecting.

But not painful. She asked me to flip and did a quick rub around the legs and chest, then she asked if there was anywhere else I needed relaxing. I did not make the same.

Mistake from the TS. Afterwards she got some really hot towels and pressed on my back and face. It was a very happy experience. The house got. 8 and I gave Jenny. 4.

She gave me a little hug and I was on my way. I plan to return.

[MentalCow]

New here and just started doing this again after almost a decade away. Like some of you old timers, I remember the good old DC days. Had an itching and based on some reviews, tried the Seven place in Falls Church.

Place is in a busy medical park, lost of people about, but I parked in the back where it was a bit more discreet. Walked up a flight of stairs and greeted by Sonia (sp? Probably mid-40's but decent body. Went for the half hour, I think it was $40. Massage was pretty good and hard like I prefer. On the flip, I got the standard HE. Some roaming allowed OTC, but not much. Left her a 0. 4 tip and went on my way.

[Suriya]

Since you are a brand new poster to the forum, I suggest your best strategy for building up some board cred would be to visit that AMP and post a report about your experience. If you're looking to save $, then go for a hh session. If you're looking to gain as much intel as possible for future visits, then you might consider asking for a 4-hand session (to see if and how much of a playful vibe you get from one or both therapists).

Of course, if you're looking for a sure thing, my suggestion is to RTFF and pick any one of the establishments about which positive reports have been posted.

Good luck and let us know how it goes.

Here you go, This is the experience about that place. Called that places as I couldn't find the address. Old women greeted and I asked for TS. Unfortunately that old women did the massage.

It felt horrible. Tipped her. 2 and left the place.

[Pcpc1688]

I agree PC. What is really annoying is how someone states they are a "long time lurker and hobbyist" and then expect to receive intel. So with all this time that you have been lurking, you are taking intel but not giving intel? LOL And then to give themselves some street cred, they post outdated alleged intel that is worthless for any other contributing member looking to patronize the place today. LOL.

Big Guy,

Stop defending yourself dude as your not on trial here LOL.

Go out and give us some credible reports man haha. Serp is one of the most reliable long time posters here along with BB, JSutter, and others. I'm curious to find out more about GG.

PC out.

[JmSuttr]

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...hburn-va-22083#review-195469.

Any idea about this parlor? I am new to this hobby and looking for a HE in NoVA.

Since you are a brand new poster to the forum, I suggest your best strategy for building up some board cred would be to visit that AMP and post a report about your experience. If you're looking to save $, then go for a hh session. If you're looking to gain as much intel as possible for future visits, then you might consider asking for a 4-hand session (to see if and how much of a playful vibe you get from one or both therapists).

Of course, if you're looking for a sure thing, my suggestion is to RTFF and pick any one of the establishments about which positive reports have been posted.

Good luck and let us know how it goes.

[Suriya]

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...hburn-va-22083#review-195469.

Any idea about this parlor? I am new to this hobby and looking for a HE in NoVA.

[BigRav]

I agree PC. What is really annoying is how someone states they are a "long time lurker and hobbyist" and then expect to receive intel. So with all this time that you have been lurking, you are taking intel but not giving intel? LOL And then to give themselves some street cred, they post outdated alleged intel that is worthless for any other contributing member looking to patronize the place today. LOL.

Serpico99,

Wasn't my intention to come off that way at all. Just wanted you all to know I had some experience with the hobby. Will be more prompt posting reviews from now on. Thought the G and G info may still be helpful, as I've noticed NaNa and Hanna still receive reviews on rubmaps.com.

Again, didn't mean to piss anyone off. Just wanted to know if the new G and G is nice and if it is indeed connected to the Enliven place around the corner.

Also, My comments are still moderated. Takes like a day for my response to go up. Sorry for the delay.

BigRav.