Massage Parlor Reports

[IlDiavolo]

Visiting from Chicago and TOFTT at FF Massage in Chantilly.

Total legit vibe from start to finish. Only one provider there, very nice 50 ish lady, Chinese. Excellent legit massage, draped entire time, definitely refreshing but zero menu for extras and probably wouldn't have been too interested anyway.

Only here a few days so probably won't find happiness while here. If anyone needs info on Chicago please don't hesitate to PM me.

[Member #4911]

They were open several days ago. The therapist advised that, in the future, they would be DIY because of recent concerns. I don't have any further information so no PM's, please.

The "open" signs are once again lit. I am not sure if they had to cut back to just the licensed gals, only one gal was at Vivi's on my last visit and it was not the younger Anna, who may or may not still be around. You will see signs posted in the rooms from management for your reading pleasure. They may discourage you, but hope floats. YMWV dependent on several factors, most important your former relationship with the gal or lack thereof. // SSRod.

[JmSuttr]

As anyone who has partaken of this hobby for more than a few years can attest, the more things change the more they stay the same.

The AMP landscape is constantly in flux, with new places opening, old places closing or going legit (for various reasons) and girls moving around so quickly it makes both your heads spin. Uncle LEO plays the whack-a-mole game from the angle of trying to manage what they see as a problem, while dealing with citizen complaints and launching the occasional enforcement (code, licensing or criminal) operation. From the hobbyists' angle, the whack-a-mole game consists of trying to keep track of decent places and ATFs while avoiding ripoff / upsell joints or legit places that teasingly advertise as though they offer extras.

All of the posts about recent events and issues in the NOVA AMP scene could just as easily be from 5 years ago or 5 years in the future. IMHO, it's generally a disappointing proposition, in terms of time, $$ and expectations, to chase after the latest positive report or the newest spa "Grand Opening". Unless you make it a full-time vocation to keep track of the constant changes in a spreadsheet (BTW, if you do track info like that, please PM me!) it's kind of like buying into the stock market after the hype has already hit the headlines.

Based on advice received from many seniors over the years, one way to minimize the downside of constant changes is to focus on a few good prospects and develop the kind of strong client-provider relationship that will ensure they keep you in the loop when things change. There are seniors in this forum (you know who you are) who have the personal digits of their favorite masseuses and mama-sans and who get text updates when things change and preferential treatment even if the location is forced to go legit. I have one AMP ATF who travels back and forth from NYC and always let's me know when she's in town. I also have one mama-san who knows my preferences, sends me a text when she has a new girl she thinks I'd like and let's that girl know I'm a trusted regular and to take good care of me. Of course, there are no guarantees in this crazy hobby, but anything that might save you $$ and frustration is worth a try.

Good luck and stay safe out there!

[DaMacho]

I am coming Herdon area near Fairfax area from Philly, and good AMP with Halley ending?

I will recommend the best Philly place for exchange.

Thanks,

[L Knit]

Any info on what happened at Blue in Sterling? Been down for a few weeks with a sign that said Closed for Family Emergency, Now sign says under new Management to open mid June? I had one of the Ladies private digits and have not been able to reach her, others may know who I mean. Feel free to PM with any Info.

[Jf Faster]

Vivi continues to advertise on Craigslist. Possible they paid in advance for continuing ads. I haven't been by again since the visit. Blue Sky in Manassas is advertising again also. I have not returned there either.

They were open several days ago. The therapist advised that, in the future, they would be DIY because of recent concerns. I don't have any further information so no PM's, please.

[Eerock]

Remember where the Golden K girls decamped from G-town to the burbs? Big sign on building the occupied, and CL indicates they've opened. The fact it is a big sign indicates that the days of yore won't be returning, however.

[Roamin Roman]

Lots of chatter here and elsewhere, but this is a cautionary tale about what happens when big head has no say in the adventure at hand. In the wilds of Franconia, there exist two new spots for us to invest our funds and in return, we expect a return on investment. In one of the more elite of the two, a pair (in my experience) of youngerish ladies dispensed first rate ROI, but for some reason they have both gotten VERY cautious with their activities, to the point that my last visit (with the older), while satisfying, was well below the standard set earlier by Sally. So, always on the look-out, I transferred my wellness business elsewhere. First visit or so was Truly outstanding. However, here comes the other shoe. I think the party in Franconia may be over. If not over, at least changed enough that few will make the trip to find out. Today, while seeking that which we all do, I needed some wellness and made the trip to Franconia. Probably the worst AMP experience that I can remember. Total waste of time and $$. I'll provide details to participating folk, otherwise don't bother to PM me.

Safe. AM.

I heard through my grapevine (unconfirmed) that the ownership / management wants to take this spa in a legitimate direction and may, thus, be winding the current approach down. Apparently has to do with a desire for less hassles with LEO, licensing, inspections, etc. Again, this is unconfirmed info, but the source has been pretty well connected in all the years that I've known her. So, as AM advises, it's probably best to expend your heard-earned dollars and limited free time elsewhere. This is all I know and am able to post for the time being, so please don't flood me with PMs. If I hear anything further about this rumor, I'll post a follow-up.

Roman.

[Serpico99]

I decided yet again, to try a KAMP in noVA (Hurdun or Hairdun, whichever way you say it LOL). I went with a spot at the 201 across from a place to play pool (as well as another AMP).

I have heard good reviews about this spot from another mongering website but my experience was blah, thus I did not get nor care for her name. Ok looking provider, tallish (5'6") and long brown curly hair.

Good massage. NoVa service, with roaming allowed and nursing allowed too (but I stopped nursing after 10 seconds, her "mammary glands" were not anything to rave about) but the provider said the rate is usaully 60. Umm, ok, whatever.

I gave her 40 and left and she seemed a little bit miffed. Oh well. And as typical these days, my hour turned into the "korean hour" which equals just slightly under 45 minutes. If I have received the full hour, I would had tipped another 10. Note: When I asked about activities at the start of the festivities she indicated "back in the day" DC services were available but to bring something with me next time. However after her being miffed with my tip, I'm thinking a flashback to the good ole DC days is going to cost over the normal benjamin rate, in addition to the entry fee. To heck with that. No thanks.

[NyHornet]

Be careful, looks like PWC's finest in visiting there right now. There is a SUV parked right in front of the door with undercover blocing the entrance.

I read somewhere that they Amy be under same ownership as Oasis in Dumfries. I visited Oasis several days ago for first time in many years. The quite attractive lady that massaged me, was very, very cautious. Maybe, I now understand why.

[NyHornet]

A full-on LEO sting or raid would probably not have included the "suits" described in the original post, there would have been multiple cops and someone would probably have been walked out in handcuffs. This sounds more like the tactic many counties use to shut down spas by checking licenses and issuing citations for violations.

Unfortunately the end result is mostly the same for the hobbyist as the spa will usually shut down at least temporarily, and sometimes permanently, and the unlicensed girls will scatter. But at least there shouldn't be criminal issues hanging over their heads, just the civil citation stuff.

Vivi continues to advertise on Craigslist. Possible they paid in advance for continuing ads. I haven't been by again since the visit. Blue Sky in Manassas is advertising again also. I have not returned there either.

[Any Mouse]

Lots of chatter here and elsewhere, but this is a cautionary tale about what happens when big head has no say in the adventure at hand. In the wilds of Franconia, there exist two new spots for us to invest our funds and in return, we expect a return on investment. In one of the more elite of the two, a pair (in my experience) of youngerish ladies dispensed first rate ROI, but for some reason they have both gotten VERY cautious with their activities, to the point that my last visit (with the older), while satisfying, was well below the standard set earlier by Sally. So, always on the look-out, I transferred my wellness business elsewhere. First visit or so was Truly outstanding. However, here comes the other shoe. I think the party in Franconia may be over. If not over, at least changed enough that few will make the trip to find out. Today, while seeking that which we all do, I needed some wellness and made the trip to Franconia. Probably the worst AMP experience that I can remember. Total waste of time and $$. I'll provide details to participating folk, otherwise don't bother to PM me.

Safe. AM.

[Guitarman1]

Be cautious in your endeavors and consider minimizing details posted in future reporting, as I suspect (some) cops can read, have an epiphany, setup a sting operation, and close down places allegedly offering lingam massages.

That really makes no difference. The cops know where these places are. For starters these places generally have ads up. Plus an asian spa frequented by mostly middle aged white males isn't exactly going to fly under the radar for very long.

I remember when everyone thought a place providing full service would put them more on the radar. that also made absolutely zero difference. these places still get the license check treatment, and occasional raid. it mostly depends on the jurisdiction and whether or not the local politicians make it a priority.

[JmSuttr]

Ditto to what Nyhornet said. Nice place, nice people. Hope all is OK. Wanted to return to on trip up to and. VA. Guess I will hold off. Can't they look for some real criminals?

Happy Guy 2.

A full-on LEO sting or raid would probably not have included the "suits" described in the original post, there would have been multiple cops and someone would probably have been walked out in handcuffs. This sounds more like the tactic many counties use to shut down spas by checking licenses and issuing citations for violations.

Unfortunately the end result is mostly the same for the hobbyist as the spa will usually shut down at least temporarily, and sometimes permanently, and the unlicensed girls will scatter. But at least there shouldn't be criminal issues hanging over their heads, just the civil citation stuff.

[Vaseek]

Ashley: avoid this girl. She would begin the session by lecturing you on where you can touch. When to flip. Blahblahblah.

Bridgette: she isn't very pretty but she allows touching and gives very good HJ, I saw her a couple times.

And I miss some of the girls that no longer work there. Karan, lexi, tania.