The Massholes

[SpermSac]

So far the longest I've given so was two hours, taking a few min break each time he came. That was unusual though and I did eat my wheaties that day. LOL. If you don't want to post, pm me. I'm curious.

I love a good BJ Deb and you know that. How long did you go with me? I was enjoying it to much.

[Nrlmus]

So far the longest I've given so was two hours, taking a few min break each time he came. That was unusual though and I did eat my wheaties that day. LOL. If you don't want to post, pm me. I'm curious.

Probably around 30 min for me but I also would like to quote one of the posts on the internet with which I agree wholeheartedly: I can't even imagine getting a blowjob for hours like some of the people in this thread, I feel like both me and the lady would get bored, tired, or sore. .

You know, I was actually wondering about why don't they come up with Sex book of records, or maybe Guinness would come up with an adult edition or something. As of now, one just have to resort to googling for the info which is full of all kinds of stupid staff like largest natural tits, longest / shortest penis, etc. No widest vagina though, and actually I was kind of wondering if this is something that I would have to headfuck to get any kind of friction going.

Anyway, this is what I found:

Longest Kiss: 58 hours, 35 minutes, 58 seconds. (I love kissing but this is. Respect).

Longest blow job: http://www.kgbanswers.com/whats-the-...corded/7474595.

Deb, if you can match that, I'd be your personal "presence announcer".

Couldn't find Longest cunnilingus but one poster claims: Busted over 2 hrs with one girl who simply loved it and was wanting a little dominance I think....

I don't know if my jaw can make my tongue move for that long although in my younger days who knows.

Longest sex act of all time: I don't know but my personal best with one older (28 yo or so) filipina in my younger days (20 yo or so) stands quite impressive on its own. LOL.

[SpermSac]

Scuzbag can't you do anything right?

That does it! No more bottles of booze from your tax clients. The IRS won't allow it as a business expense.

Now see if you can follow directions and be a good asshole on here. We always love to hear the wise words you have for us.

[Plman Smith]

Going to get some Wheaties and call you! .

Yeah, I recall a similar session once, it was a warm spring day, windows were open, I kept track of the time by listening to the church bells ringing on the nearby town square. .

So far the longest I've given so was two hours, taking a few min break each time he came. That was unusual though and I did eat my wheaties that day. LOL. If you don't want to post, pm me. I'm curious.

[Plman Smith]

Could be a friend she doubles with. OR could be a P*mp that robs you. :-0.

Sheesh how long would it take to at least pick up the crap on floor?!

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...rious/28320524

[Dh1610]

Boozcaggs you have flung insults and so have we. You have sent the local LE and even the Feds after us including sending them to monger mansion and non of that got you spanked and sent to your corner. What did you do now?

Bozscaggs, can you do nothing right? This is the 1st time I've seen that reply. ROTFLMAO.

[Smoke Screen]

Bozscaggs, can you do nothing right? This is the 1st time I've seen that reply. ROTFLMAO.

[Bozscaggs]

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I'm sorry, the rules are relaxed on this thread but this post went to far.

A2

[Nrlmus]

Just got a pm from her. She's aware and lurking.

BB.

In the words of one immortal Rastafarian the relationship between Ledger and our Gang could be described as:

Sorry fi Maga Dog, (translated from Jamaican: "No matter how much money we collectively spent on her")
Then quoting BB "She's aware and lurking" and ready to (back to the great Rastafarian): turn around bite you!

But also remember gents that "if you jump outta fryin pan I know you jump inna fire yeah lol

[Member #5013]

Just got a pm from her. She's aware and lurking.

BB.

[Deb4512]

So far the longest I've given so was two hours, taking a few min break each time he came. That was unusual though and I did eat my wheaties that day. LOL. If you don't want to post, pm me. I'm curious.

[Dh1610]

Nothing like a good holiday story and a personalized greeting card. You are so thoughtful to remember our buddy during the season to be jolly.

T'was days before Christmas and all thru the house.

Not a creature was stirring not even our louse.

As we search thru BP and we did not find.

Our favorite asshole thou he begged and he whined.

As we searched for him high and even down low.

We hunted for Scuzzy but he was hiding to low.

Some call him Ledger some call him Bozscagg.

Some will call him an asshole or just a scum bag.

A card just for you Scuzbag.

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[Member #4868]

We often disagree but I have no problem giving credit where credit is due.

T'was days before Christmas and all thru the house.

Not a creature was stirring not even our louse.

As we search thru BP and we did not find.

Our favorite asshole thou he begged and he whined.

As we searched for him high and even down low.

We hunted for Scuzzy but he was hiding to low.

Some call him Ledger some call him Bozscagg.

Some will call him an asshole or just a scum bag.

A card just for you Scuzbag.

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[SpermSac]

I wouldn't know. But, maybe some people on the internet need to get informed who you are? Also, I could careless what you think because it clearly doesn't matter. Go write about your sexual sessions with prostitutes: streetwalkers, AMP queens, etc. Then maybe you can marry one?

T'was days before Christmas and all thru the house.

Not a creature was stirring not even our louse.

As we search thru BP and we did not find.

Our favorite asshole thou he begged and he whined.

As we searched for him high and even down low.

We hunted for Scuzzy but he was hiding to low.

Some call him Ledger some call him Bozscagg.

Some will call him an asshole or just a scum bag.

A card just for you Scuzbag.

[Smoke Screen]

Special message, just for you. Go fuck yourself.