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**Never Knew** · 01-10-15 06:59

Originally Posted by MajorSlowCum [View Original Post]

She won't even suck my cock. Our sex life consist of her laying flat and cold like a dead fish. Useless. That's why I was so excited with the anal. Yes, spots are common. Penis has lots of blood vessels bundled there and close to the surface. Nothing to worry abut. Now if blood comes out the per hole get to a doctor quick brother.

In a non-demeaning way, your wife's actions are likely a big reason why married guys monger. Albeit, some guys just can't get enough! On the anal side or other side, you need to find what gets her there. I have found that a woman who has had kids and is a little older has more opportunity for G-spot fun and that creates an opening (figuratively) for anal. A good G-spot O has them realize that anything feels good down there. I am not sure the moderator will let me put a reference here, but think I found this somewhere on this site. Since this is the anal forum, it will only be about anal, but I suggest that you investigate the G-spot as well. Once you open that "flood gate", the dead fish syndrome becomes alive again!

Read this: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lvg/114790692.html.

It's about how to make it work for a woman. A humorous quote from it is: "Watching some coked up, uncle molested bleach blond * in "Country Anal Angels 5: The Poop Scootin' Boogie" doesn't fucking count".

I would also suggest a few cocktails prior. Use 100 proof vodka in an extremely cold drink disguised as something like a Cosmopolitan that is red and looks very visually appealing (put some Maraschino cherries in the bottom and use the juice to make it very red in color and keep it sweet). Keep cooling it down in a shaker if it gets warm.

Most of all, good luck and have fun!

**MajorSlowCum** · 01-08-15 00:35

She won't even suck my cock. Our sex life consist of her laying flat and cold like a dead fish. Useless. That's why I was so excited with the anal. Yes, spots are common. Penis has lots of blood vessels bundled there and close to the surface. Nothing to worry abut. Now if blood comes out the per hole get to a doctor quick brother.

Originally Posted by TallBear [View Original Post]

Way back when we were young & dating, the girl who became my wife would occasionally do anal if she was really fucked up (which we often were). She never learned to like it, though. A couple of years after we were married (& after lots of gentle but firm refusals to go there), she finally said she just was not into it & closed the back door for good. Since she was amazingly satisfying in all other ways (her blowjobs are world class), I let it go for a long time. But that backdoor boogie would not let me go & I eventually found my way to the hobby.

Speaking of which, got a question: do any of you guys ever discover your dick is splotched & speckled with little bruises after a serious session of sodomy? It does not happen to me all the time or even most of the time. But it does happen, especially if she clamps down hard on it when I come. After my most recent round of rump riding, my johnson looked like a pinto pony. The bruising fades after a day or two but still. Don't think I have ever seen anyone mention this, just curious.

**TallBear** · 01-07-15 14:57

Way back when we were young & dating, the girl who became my wife would occasionally do anal if she was really fucked up (which we often were). She never learned to like it, though. A couple of years after we were married (& after lots of gentle but firm refusals to go there), she finally said she just was not into it & closed the back door for good. Since she was amazingly satisfying in all other ways (her blowjobs are world class), I let it go for a long time. But that backdoor boogie would not let me go & I eventually found my way to the hobby.

Speaking of which, got a question: do any of you guys ever discover your dick is splotched & speckled with little bruises after a serious session of sodomy? It does not happen to me all the time or even most of the time. But it does happen, especially if she clamps down hard on it when I come. After my most recent round of rump riding, my johnson looked like a pinto pony. The bruising fades after a day or two but still. Don't think I have ever seen anyone mention this, just curious.

**MajorSlowCum** · 01-07-15 00:33

Wife came home. In hose and skirt. Laid belly down on the bed. I hopped on top started rubbin my cock on her ass. Ripped her hose. And gelled you. Then told her I wanted to cum in her as. She sai ok. Was shocked cause she is a churchie. So I slid my head in. That was all that would fit cause she is so petite. Came all over her ass but she won't let me do it again. Wish there was a way. Felt damn good. Cock never that hard before or since.

**Alan** · 01-02-15 16:09

Not taken in America. But Jamaican lady who took it balls deep in a rather tight ass.

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**Alin Srq** · 11-09-14 08:57

Hey guys I'm taking a road trip from atl to Cleveland ohio if Abby of you know a pro or a Utr provider who provides greek please send me there contact info or details. Also does anyone have any web sites info for mostly greek providers. I recently moved from Sarasota fl to atl. In fly I had pretty good luck with using Craig's list ads and phone chat lines like quest. Thanks for any info. I'll post what I.come across when I get back.

Al.

**Toshi69** · 10-29-14 12:38

You are gay.

Originally Posted by RenMan [View Original Post]

Are known as "santorum".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m&defid=942955

**TallBear** · 10-23-14 23:31

As my very first anal provider once told me, "If you play in the backyard, you are going to get dirty. ".

Or as a current Greek favorite recently said, "Shit happens. ".

Regarding Asian girls & anal, thanks for mentioning that, guys, reminds me of someone I've been meaning to call.

**Ren Man** · 10-23-14 22:14

Are known as "santorum".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m&defid=942955

**Fighter123** · 10-22-14 22:04

Originally Posted by ZackLawrence [View Original Post]

Dude I think she forgot to wipe in one of those pictures.

LOL, I noticed that too. Nice pics until that view.

**Zack Lawrence** · 10-22-14 21:13

Originally Posted by Murdogg526 [View Original Post]

I thought I would add a few for your viewing pleasure.

Dude I think she forgot to wipe in one of those pictures.

**DarkRaijin** · 10-22-14 21:03

Originally Posted by Murdogg526 [View Original Post]

I thought I would add a few for your viewing pleasure.

Must say sir love; I MEAN LOVE; the dookie stains in top row 2 pix far right. Must be quite an adventure. Should throw these on PH for world to view. Be a crime to not get rating and comments from rest of the world on these AMAZING pix.

**Toshi69** · 10-22-14 16:17

I usually find that they are curious and willing to please. Good thing. One thing I have used is peer pressure, look miss Eu, all my girlfriends do this. Works most of the time.

Originally Posted by Thanker [View Original Post]

I want to share my experience with anal from a perspective of never having done anal with sex workers, professional, semipro, or amateur.

A few years back when I was married I was almost obcessed with getting anal from my wife. This forum along with other online research has given me the tools to explore getting her to have anal with me. Despite my hours of careful research, patience, and care she was never into it, and the deepest I was able to penetrate her without much pain for her was just head-deep.

About five years ago I stated having an affair with a married South-East Asian woman, who had no prior anal experience and has only been with another man before me, her husband at that time. One day we were hanging out, driving in a car, and she told me straight out: "I want you to fuck me in the ass one day". Well, she didn't have to ask twice, and the next time I felt like ass fucking I started getting her all warmed up and ready and well lubed. Based on my prior experience with my wife I was anticipating it to be a lot of work that had to be executed in stages. I was in for a big surprise! As I was entering her slowly and carefully she kept encouraging me to go deeper, and in a matter of few minutes I ended up being balls deep into her asshole. It felt like heaven, soft, supple, tight, and elastic all at the same time. She took it like a champ from the very first time and loved it since. There was more anal sex with her after that, mainly per her requests. I love CIMWS, and some of the anal would progress via ATM.

I had another Asian lover who had anal before and told me it was boring. But she loved doing anything sexual with me so we decided to try anal one day. She loved it! She told me she never enjoyed anal before meeting me and now she was hooked. With her I too was able to go balls deep the first time and she too had requested anal many times, on some occasions ATM with CIMWS.

I really have been blessed with anal-loving partners who loved swallowing, were naturally submissive, and asked to be dominated as it turned them on. They both are asian and love nasty sex. Keep in mind, these are women I had built relationships with based on mutual love, respect, and trust. They were almost like girlfriends, except I am polyamorous, and they knew of other women in my life. They both told me doing anal with me was another way of deepening our connection. When I asked them how come I was able to go balls deep the first time and how were they able to relax, they both said the same thing. That they implicitly and unquestionably trusted my competence in anal, that I had their well being at heart, and that I would never hurt them. They pretty much left their asses in my hands (pun intended), or shall I say surrendered their asses. Looking back at my ex-wife I don't think she had the courage to ever trust me. Bless her heart.

For you fellow men: sometimes you just need to find the right partner. It also helps being caring and respectful to help them trust you with their ass.

Monger on!