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04-16-14 19:22 #384
Posts: 1258Re: UTR Risk
Originally Posted by Jusblaze1 [View Original Post]
I bought a 1 M volt tazer at the gun show for like $20 and it has already gotten me out of two jams.
One where I actually feared for my life or at least a major ass beating (long, horrifying story). All I had to do was pull that tazer out of my pocket, "cracked" it twice and went on my merry way.
Stopped the dude right in his tracks.
The other one I was leaving a ladies establishment and a guy was waiting outside. He tried to get "his share" and I pulled that baby out, "cracked" it twice again and told him he could get his share of a million volts...again went on my merry way.
Nobody wants to get tazed.
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04-16-14 18:52 #383
Posts: 254UTR risk
Originally Posted by Jusblaze1 [View Original Post]
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04-16-14 18:46 #382
Posts: 334Originally Posted by ZenExecutive [View Original Post]
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04-16-14 12:34 #381
Posts: 60Originally Posted by ZenExecutive [View Original Post]
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04-16-14 10:35 #380
Posts: 140UTR Risks
I recently visited the 40+ MILF that Fireball25 had passed on to me. I arrived in the morning before work in an ok neighbor hood and Linda greeted me at the door. Linda and I chatted for awhile and she told me she was going through a divorce and her ex is an asshole etc etc. We eventually made our may to the bedroom, got comfortable and proceeded into some hot 69.
Out of nowhere someone starts POUNDING on the front door. Linda looked outside and said not to worry but stay quiet. She got dressed and I grabbed my clothes and hid near the edge of the bed. The pounding continued and it was clear this guy wasnt going away. All of a sudden he starts pounding on the windows of the bedroom. I thought "I am fucked". I pulled the sheets over me, huddled under the bed and started putting on my clothes. I hear the door open and Linda starts yelling FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. I am trying to figure out my exit plan as I have no idea if there is a back door. I kept covered up on the floor while the guy continues to pound on the bedroom windows inches away from me. Eventually the guy leaves.
Linda comes back to the room as says "don't worry, its just some guy from church that has crush on me". I am thinking 'Church of Satan? She tries to reassure me that her Ex is MUCH worse. Great at! She wanted to continue but I just wanted to get the hell out of there before the asshole comes back to send me to hell for adultery.
I think a lot of UTRs have drama in their life. Some have bracelets waiting for sentencing. Some have crazy ass boyfriends or exes. I just haven't had any drama from the pros. Anyway I am thinking after this experience of taking a mongering break.
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04-14-14 14:44 #379
Posts: 254Redhead
Originally Posted by Jwredskins55 [View Original Post]
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04-14-14 10:06 #378
Posts: 143Update on redhead
She just got a new number so for those of you that haven't gotten to see her yet hit me up for her new digits.
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04-13-14 17:07 #377
Posts: 143Hey there
Originally Posted by Vbgent4u2c [View Original Post]
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04-12-14 14:06 #376
Posts: 1258UTR Reports
Guys...(still waiting for the first lady to post here)...this is the UTR Forum!
So, don't post about ladies that are all over advertising or review sites. If you aren't clear about what an UTR is there are some definitions at the beginning of this forum.
If you post about non-UTR ladies it will be deleted!
I know some UTR's eventually might go main stream but if they are UTR when you find them then that is what matters!
Keep the recent activity going. I think momentum will increase with the warmer months heading our way.
To borrow a phrase from my friend in the Myrtle Beach forums.."just saying".
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04-12-14 12:51 #375
Posts: 1258UTR's of the Year
With JW's recent awesome UTR Lady I think I am going to start recognizing top finds. Even maybe reward the lucky monger with a gift card or something.
It also got me thinking of some past UTR's and couldn't really think of one for 2013 outside of Tabitha. If anyone else wants to nominate a lady and her finder please do.
Can't be a private lady. Has to be one that was shared with other USASG members.
But here is a list that I put together on short notice. Feel free to add / suggest ladies. The lady and the monger who found her.
2013 Tabitha (Nomination) Vbgent4 u2 c.
2012 Tasha Vajimbo / Vbgent4 u2 c.
2011 ?
2010 Jenna Lawnman-you guys should have seen her when she was 18!
2009 Dottie Ourdogblue-One hot lady..invented the "sleeping BJ". LOL!
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04-12-14 12:35 #374
Posts: 1258Re: Veronica Rose
Originally Posted by Jej2727 [View Original Post]
Please post about her in the Escort thread.
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04-11-14 22:25 #373
Posts: 1258Re: Red Headed Barbie
Originally Posted by Jwredskins55 [View Original Post]
Quite possibly the UTR find of the year!
1,000 thanks!
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04-11-14 09:35 #372
Posts: 143Okay dudes
I have a lot of interest In The red head. Some have even already partaken. I know she appreciates it a lot but can I make a small request?
Please please follow my rules about being a senior member or having something Verifiable to trade. I don't want to be a dick but if you have 4 posts then it's not going to happen. It's nothing personal but I don't know anything about you. Obviously this whole thing is anonymous but through your reviews I can tell that you aren't either a) LEO b) a serial killer. And I sort of need that confirmation before I share her digits.
For guys that I've already shared her with I ask that you do the same. Please don't fuck this up for all of us!
Enjoy gents.
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04-10-14 15:01 #371
Posts: 15I have a find
I met this cute little honey with curly curly hair.
Age 23.
Seeking help from generous gentlemen..
You know the drill.
If you've ever been kind enough to share with me in the past, I will with no hesitation return the favor first and foremost.
Happyhunting.
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04-10-14 08:26 #370
Posts: 1258re: momentum
Originally Posted by Jwredskins55 [View Original Post]