Massage Parlor Reports

**Aimstraight** · 09-20-13 21:47

I made a few monger trips over the past week to 3 places:

1. Drove to this place in Malden Center. Street was deserted and there was almost nobody around on the streets. It was only about 7:30 so that kinda creeped me out a bit. There is another place close to that fist one, but that too seemed deserted. Those two places are kinda close to some government buildings so I passed on them and drove over to a known place in West Medford.

I called first to make an appointment. They said come right on over. I went over and went in. Can't remember the girl's name but she is thin and on the taller side. She led me to the room and I paid the fee and lay naked and undraped on the table. She came back in and covered me up (not a good sign!). Her massage was not bad and I eventually removed the draping and she didn't put it back. She touched and teased all the right places. But when I flipped she would not finish in the happy way I wanted. She was pleasant about it but would not touch Joey and the twins for anything. I laughed and made a joke about it and was glad that she had a good sense of humor about it. Some therapists who do not provide additional services can be real mean about it. Not that I blame them. But sometimes laughing about a delicate situation is better than some awkward conversation. I think I read YMMV at this place. So maybe I just didn't get the right girl to work on me? Or maybe I was in the wrong place altogether! Costs were 70 + 10.

2. So, all primed up with pressure building, I drove to my fave place on Harrison in CT. Called first to make an appointment, found a parking spot (what is going on with the construction in CT?) and went in. Several doors were open and they were all trying to drag me into their businesses. I thought it was pretty hilarious and walked to the place I called. Greeted by Linda who showed me to our room. Paid the fee, got undressed and on the table. She comes back in and proceeded with a good hearted but lacklaster massage. This was definitely more of a body rub but she teased all the right areas and then had me flip. She allowed some OTC both above and below and she has a nice spinner body, but she is def a butter face. When she got close I could tell she is a smoker from her hair, her clothes and her hands. She cleaned up okay but when I got home and showered, I could tell she missed some key areas to clean. Costs were 70 + 40 and it was not a bad experience & I will return but want to explore some other options first.

3. Next I went to this "new" place up on the North Shore. It's in a place that was shut down not too long ago and recently reopened. It has been discussed on this forum a few times. I called first and then drove up there. Was greeted by a nice short Korean girl whose name I cannot remember. She is more on the spinner side and had a very nice body. But I think she knew she had the goods! Paid the fee and then on the table. Less than 10 minutes of mediocre massage and then flip. She massaged my chest and stomach and worked her way down to Mr. Winky. Who was alert and more than happy to welcome her. But then she stopped and backed away from the table. And let the negotiations begin!

She demanded $100 for a topless release. I said no way! If I'm giving you $100 then I want FS. She said no way, FS is a LOT more than that. We exchanged offerings but I haggled like Turkish Rug Dealer! We settled on a $75 experience. Overall it was worth for me as I was very primed needing a good release. I will probably repeat again but the negotiation interaction was a total turnoff! I think some agreements before the massage begins would be helpful. Costs were 70 + 75 (yes, too much I know)

Hope this is helpful!

**ChuckyMack** · 09-20-13 21:12

Stopped by familiar place today I haven't been to in months. Always has been reliable and today was no exception. Greeted by Ruby 40 yo spinner. Pretty good ts and only ok massage. Brief tease and two handed finish right after the flip. I haven't been there much lately because I've found better down in ri and ct. The place is always clean though and really feel like the ts makes even average rubs more sensual. The providers seemed better looking last year. My ATF there was Lucy but learned she's gone. 70+30.

**Victorth** · 09-20-13 17:47

My usual arrangements didn't work out today, so I decided to try this place after reading a couple of earlier reviews. It's on Boston Post Road in a building that looks deserted but isn't. Google "professional bodywork boston post road" to get directions, phone number, etc.

I just dropped in without calling. Heidi answered the door. She's a tiny woman, probably in her 40s, might weight 100 lbs soaking wet. Speaks reasonable English. Her place is a large almost-empty office suite. She said she's been there only about 10 days. No sign of anyone else there.

She has good massage skills. Actually relieved some tight muscles in my back. Covers various body parts with a towel as part of her technique, but I wouldn't consider it draping. Cleaned the oil off of my back with a hot towel. After the flip I kicked off the towel and she was ok with that.

She was very good helping me achieve happiness, and did an exceptionally nice job removing excess joy juice with a hot moist towel. She finished up with a nice face massage. Damages were $60 and $40. I got 45 minutes although I paid for an hour.

I was getting dressed as she prepared the room for the next client. I don't think she changed the sheet, just smoothed it out. Because of that I won't repeat.

**TheHotAzn** · 09-20-13 15:20

Forgot to add this one from Quincy as well.

Made an appment for amy a couple weeks ago, got the good ol bait and switch, but said WTF, only for a half hour. Instead got a nice lady early 40's, decent body, english was pretty poor, massage skills were pretty mechanical, but the finish was worth it. She kept quiet most of the time. Some fun OTC bottom and UTC up top, might repeat and seems like a YMMV kinda place. Anyone try the other talents there? Please send a pm, gl gents.

**TheHotAzn** · 09-20-13 15:15

Rest and Relaxtion Spa Foot Reflexology in Quincy is completely legit place, should've known when walking in seeing only those asian folding walls and drapes to cover ya. Very strong massage but only legit. Shame because the lady was kinda tempting. You never know because there are some places that advertise before as foot reflex and have extras.

**SpermSac** · 09-20-13 14:17

Looking for a good massage on the south shore from an AMP?

Try Hong Kong Accupressure 59 Washington Street Weymouth not to be confused with Hong Kong Spa up the street.

Located on the 2nd floor above restaurant and has parking to the rear of the building if on street parking is an issue.

While Shirley and Jenny may not be the young spinners that many seek, they do provide an excellent massage and you'll walk out with a smile.

Total damage 70H 40T and the body feels great and relaxed. Have been to see Jenny a few times and she is always there with a smile to greet you. Great for when the body wants something simple.

**Slart B Fast** · 09-20-13 10:42

Went to Tulip in Brookline. Haven't seen any reviews in a while. They are really pushing for you to take an hour appointment. 60 for an hour. 50 for a half. Also, there's a sign in the room indicating that half-hour massages are back-only (don't include a flip). Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. Took an hour with Michelle. Plenty of teasing. Roaming OTC downstairs, UTC upstairs. 60+60.

Also tried the new one on Cambridge St in Allston. Not a big fan of this location. It's highly visible and in a well-trafficked area. Photos of both female providers are accurate. Took an hour with Nit. Used tons of oil. Draped with a sheet, but didn't mind when it moved. No tease, but also didn't try to avoid the boys, so there was some incidental contact. Very limited OTC roaming. Left happy. 80+40.

**Satya** · 09-20-13 02:17

Originally Posted by MongerExpert [View Original Post]

4 check-ins means he had been there 4 times. 4 strikeouts. That's a weak review, but even lower is the dhead that immediately outed him. To do that on yelp, mental mistake. Some of these businesses rely on positive yelp reviews to keep customers, get new business. On the bright side now mongers know loud and a little too clear not to go to that spa expecting to leave happy. Either way, very funny.

Wasn't that the spa owner who put the fool in his place?

**MongerExpert** · 09-20-13 00:04

Originally Posted by Tommy Anonymus [View Original Post]

I know you guys already know this, but from time to time one of us TOFTT at a legit spa. In that case, the information belongs here, not on a mainstream review site like, say, Yelp. One guy did not realize this, and posted a review with amusing (but not to him) results:

URL:

http://failblog.cheezburger.com/share/7803533568

If I get shot down at a place that might actually be legit, I apologize for the misunderstanding, tip well, and never post a review under my real name (which the spa never gets from me anyway). I rarely TOFTT, though, as there are enough sure things between here and providence, but I have when traveling if I don't have local info.

4 check-ins means he had been there 4 times. 4 strikeouts. That's a weak review, but even lower is the dhead that immediately outed him. To do that on yelp, mental mistake. Some of these businesses rely on positive yelp reviews to keep customers, get new business. On the bright side now mongers know loud and a little too clear not to go to that spa expecting to leave happy. Either way, very funny.

**SaulGoodman** · 09-19-13 20:43

Originally Posted by NorthShore123 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on where Tammy from reading ended up? If you want to pm me with info thats fine too.

I was so hoping she would have resurfaced but I haven't heard of her popping up anywhere since what happened in May.

**Jeevs** · 09-19-13 17:34

Joe Hags clear your mailbox trying to pm.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 09-19-13 16:00

I know you guys already know this, but from time to time one of us TOFTT at a legit spa. In that case, the information belongs here, not on a mainstream review site like, say, Yelp. One guy did not realize this, and posted a review with amusing (but not to him) results:

URL:http://failblog.cheezburger.com/share/7803533568

If I get shot down at a place that might actually be legit, I apologize for the misunderstanding, tip well, and never post a review under my real name (which the spa never gets from me anyway). I rarely TOFTT, though, as there are enough sure things between here and providence, but I have when traveling if I don't have local info.

**OhMyrdy** · 09-19-13 12:07

Wondering if anyone has ventured in. Appears 2 girls only at location. PM details.

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/thp/4075347960.html

**NorthShore123** · 09-18-13 14:18

Anyone have any info on where Tammy from reading ended up? If you want to pm me with info thats fine too.

**Jeevs** · 09-18-13 11:56

Went to Lucky the other day. 1st visit to this place and I wasn't disappointed. Called for appt which was no problem. No waiting. Didn't get girls name but she was probably late 40's. Great TS probably the best I've had. Spent time getting all the nooks and crannies. On to massage which was very good. On flip great technique. Left very happy.