Massage Parlor Reports

[CryoChilled]

Wondering if someone can tell me AMPs out there similar to the likes of Golden Touch, K Treatment, or Gold Spa, where the girls are usually 8 or better in looks and willing to provide FS. I'm still new to the hobby, but have already visited these AMPs a few times and found them to be pretty satisfactory in the looks dept (thanks to the info attained from this forum). Am I missing out on other places out there like this?

[Craven Moorhed]

You used "ripped" as a form of alliteration? No sir, your actions and the words YOU used in your post gave every indication that you are a mean-spirited, miserable, misogynistic mongering maggot with no clue as to what the word alliteration means. So while you are looking up the word alliteration, you might also want to look up the definition of rip – it means to tear or be torn apart forcefully.

You just made it worse by saying you 'coaxed her with a $40 promise' and then from your previous post you still stiffed her. In your first post, you used NL's old post that he had walked out naked as a justification for you to do it. You commented that you did not like how this girl performed as rationale to act like a thug. What about the part of her 'gave into me' and she was 'PISSED' did you miss? You blamed others on this board for this alleged poor service because they posted about this place. Now you justify your actions by suggesting it is ok because she put her hand on your dick so she was breaking the law? Learn to take responsibility for your own actions and words.

Why do I care – look at NL's subsequent post on his visit there – he got the evil eye from this place when he walked in and I suspect so will most other mongers that follow your 'animal' act.

As for being a "f'ing pussy that jumps to way too many conclusions" – aside from the description, that is how it works. You post, we read, and our comprehension is based on what you type. Pretty simple concept. For example,"burn you at the stake"? Dude, that is a waste of good wood.

Have to agree with AMP Fme again. Attitudes like demonstrated by Buhi will lead to lesser experiences for us all.

[Amp Fme]

Now that I have been burned at the stake. Their was no "tearing" of clothes BTW I used "ripped" as a form of alliteration. Fun fun did like a 2. 5 min HJ before saying she was tired and she had a bad attitude. I still had 15 mins left. I coaxed her with a $40 promis and she lifted her shirt for 30 secs and then Said she was tired but kept saying $40. $40 more. That's when I lifted her shirt and bra above her tits and put my hand on her breast and she started jackhammering. That's when my big head started thinking and pushed her away. I get standing HJ's, sitting HJ's and HJ's laying down. Variety is the spice of life. All you have to do is take some initiative.

I believe that if you go in most of the places that offer any possibility of extras and you ask for a girl you have never seen by name and she knows that she has never seen you. 9 times out of 10 it will be a terrible experience. It's better to fall in line w / ther rotation. My report was written and then not re-read before I posted it. Sometime what I say comes off a little harsh.

That being said. I think some of you guys are f'ing pussies that jump to way too many conclusions. Or you are all lawyers. Last time I checked, when a massage theripist puts their hand on your dick they are breaking the law. That's when all bets are off. Their may be 20 "rules" to being a monger but There are no (zero) rules about being an animal.

You used "ripped" as a form of alliteration? No sir, your actions and the words YOU used in your post gave every indication that you are a mean-spirited, miserable, misogynistic mongering maggot with no clue as to what the word alliteration means. So while you are looking up the word alliteration, you might also want to look up the definition of rip – it means to tear or be torn apart forcefully.

You just made it worse by saying you 'coaxed her with a $40 promise' and then from your previous post you still stiffed her. In your first post, you used NL's old post that he had walked out naked as a justification for you to do it. You commented that you did not like how this girl performed as rationale to act like a thug. What about the part of her 'gave into me' and she was 'PISSED' did you miss? You blamed others on this board for this alleged poor service because they posted about this place. Now you justify your actions by suggesting it is ok because she put her hand on your dick so she was breaking the law? Learn to take responsibility for your own actions and words.

Why do I care – look at NL's subsequent post on his visit there – he got the evil eye from this place when he walked in and I suspect so will most other mongers that follow your 'animal' act.

As for being a "f'ing pussy that jumps to way too many conclusions" – aside from the description, that is how it works. You post, we read, and our comprehension is based on what you type. Pretty simple concept. For example,"burn you at the stake"? Dude, that is a waste of good wood.

[Buhi Jackn]

I believe it was sexual assault. There are places where this jerk would have gotten the bleep beaten out of him, which he richly deserved.

AMP

Where exactly are those places?

[PWhipped]

Had one of the worst experiences of my life here about a week or 2 ago. Led to room with clean folded towels on table and even a nice rose if you can beilve that. I thought what a great place. The problem was the bottom table towel had NOT been changed out from the last person. Just awful! I will never go back!

Simple solution also. Tell them to put clean cover down! Whatcha think?

Wet Dreams, PW

[Buhi Jackn]

Now that I have been burned at the stake. Their was no "tearing" of clothes BTW I used "ripped" as a form of alliteration. Fun fun did like a 2. 5 min HJ before saying she was tired and she had a bad attitude. I still had 15 mins left. I coaxed her with a $40 promis and she lifted her shirt for 30 secs and then Said she was tired but kept saying $40. $40 more. That's when I lifted her shirt and bra above her tits and put my hand on her breast and she started jackhammering. That's when my big head started thinking and pushed her away. I get standing HJ's, sitting HJ's and HJ's laying down. Variety is the spice of life. All you have to do is take some initiative.

I believe that if you go in most of the places that offer any possibility of extras and you ask for a girl you have never seen by name and she knows that she has never seen you. 9 times out of 10 it will be a terrible experience. It's better to fall in line w / ther rotation. My report was written and then not re-read before I posted it. Sometime what I say comes off a little harsh.

That being said. I think some of you guys are f'ing pussies that jump to way too many conclusions. Or you are all lawyers. Last time I checked, when a massage theripist puts their hand on your dick they are breaking the law. That's when all bets are off. Their may be 20 "rules" to being a monger but There are no (zero) rules about being an animal.

[NotParticular]

Stopped by Dragonfly in College Park. Clean place inside. Walk upstairs to reception, Chinese guy managing. One hour is $70. Only one working was older lady, Lucy, late 40's maybe 50. I Passed, too many good legit places for $50 hour in town and wasn't willing to invest with Lucy to find out if more is available!

[Niteluvr]

Decided to return to Min Hua today to see if the young cutie was available. The woman in charge with the messed up teeth just gave me a sour look when I walked in.

Me: Hi, is the young woman available?

Her: No, she no here.

Me: Is she off today?

Her: She working now.

Me: Oh, she's giving someone a massage?

Her: (scowl) yes.

Me: Is her name Fun Fun?

Her: No.

Me: What is her name?

Her: She no have name.

Me: Everyone has a name.

Her: Her name Hiley (or something similar).

It appeared the only choice of masseuse was Linda and she's nothing to look at, so I left.

[Sgt Soros]

What more can I say and we all wonder why the ladies in this business become so jaded. You're an asshole, just my opinion!

Guys,

I don't post much, but that's because I stay close to one or two places and I don't stray much. Also, I'm a germ nerd so I don't engage in FS. Occasional BJ, All ways HjJ and I hit the goldmine when I get a Russian combo and frost some Tetons. I am writing this to set a couple of things straight. Let me start with 15 mins ago.

I just left Min Hua mega pissed for the first time since they opened 5 years ago. Nite's post along with somebody else that said their was a new girl "Fun Fun" or whatever her name is well she is younger. But she had Jeans not fishnets. Terrible massage, on flip she tried to rip 'little Buhi off my pelvis. Then we fought over letting me see her saggy eraser titties. I know, well I'm familiar, with all of them. Everyone except peg leg has jerked "little Buhi." I might be their best customer. I get jerked 3-4x a month. I digress.

This bytch said she was tired, then she quit twice. TWICE. I then turned into my Dexter dark passenger and ripped her shirt and Bra over her saggy tits, BTW, she wears an air bra. And she stepped back. She was PISSED! Then a grabbed her ass and pulled her towards me and she gave into me feeling her eraser tip nips as she jackhammerd 'little Buhi. She was not happy. I was not either. I pushed her away got up told her to sit on the chair and I stood up and she jerked half hearted. The I did a "NITE". I walked out in the hallway butt ass naked looking for another girl. Well, I ended up in the front and there was nobody manning the front desk. They were all working. Then the phone rang and a girl ran out from one of the rooms. Saw me and gave fun fun a dirty look. I went back to the room, dressed and left 50 dollars on the desk. She said what about tip and I said F*ck you, that sucked and left. So. Ever since you guys started talking about Min Hua my service has gone to hell in a HJ. I know this is where we discuss HJ's but any reader with sense can read back by searching the thread for Buford Hwy. Anyway. Their are two 40 yr old spinner types that still work there and I can't belive a passed on them for "Fun Fun" She is terrible.

Next up.

You guys have been talking about Sabrina. OK I've seen her, She is bat shit crazy. Her massage room has black light posters and she is depressing to talk to. You get massaged on a cot or rollaway bed that is weird. I did session her tits with 'little Buhi but I am never going back. Her place is a shit hole BTW.

And then,

I saw a prego Heidi up 400. If you know her then you know that its not.

awwwweeeesome

, but it works and I kind of like her in a Mary Louise Parker kind of suburban hustler kind of way. Plus she served crystal light peach tea, but I didn't bust a nut so I drove all the way back to town and went to that weird place off 10th street that had a super hot chick named Sabrina. She might be 19. 100 Lbs. Pierced tits. Totally nude. Downfall is HJ only and $170! I just paid it. I said WTF. I never say WTF. $75 IS MY MAX AND IF I GET COUNTERED I WALK. THE OLD RUSSIAN CHICKS in the dental office $75, MIN HUA $75, MY SECRET VIET NAIL SPA. $75.

Now that I have vented, I am going to drink 3 420's and relax.

Good luck you bunch of f'ers!

Buhi Jackn

[AmpLovr]

I firmly believe that every monger has the right to approach AMPs as they so chose. And I know I should keep my mouth shut on this, but brother. What you described at Min Hua borders on assault. I have no intention of white knighting for Min Hua as I rarely go there, but I found your report so disgusting that I can't contain myself. You ripped her shirt and bra to expose her tits because you did not like her HJ (stopping "TWICE"?) Next, you grabbed her ass and pulled her towards you and she "gave into" you? Then you made her sit in a chair and had her jerk you some more when it was obvious that she was no longer a willing participant? Then you are pissed at her service so walk out into the hallway naked? I know NL has reported doing this and I do not agree when he does it and I do not agree with anyone else doing it. If LE is anywhere in the vicinity, you have virtually no deniability AND if I am a customer there at the same time, that is the LAST thing I want to see. All of this for what, a $50 service and potential $20 tip? A tip you did not even leave? What about paying for her ripped shirt?

You are correct that you have been around for awhile and that you post infrequently, but in a couple of your posts going back to 2010 you bitched about poor service at least twice at Min Hua. So don't give me that "Ever since you guys started talking about Min Hua my service has gone to hell in a HJ" crap. I don't get why you keep going there if you hate the service as you have said in your previous posts.

I know we have poor quality compared to past years at our AMPs, but someone needs to explain to me that how showing these ladies this kind of disrespect is going to improve the situation. Like I said at the beginning of this post, I believe every monger has the right to approach AMPs as they so chose, but IDK, if this has become accepted practice by mongers, then perhaps it is time I not only retired from this board but from AMPs as well.

I believe it was sexual assault. There are places where this jerk would have gotten the bleep beaten out of him, which he richly deserved.

AMP

[OldMassageGuy]

To me, that's the perfect session. Hats off to you for pulling it off on a first visit.

I've hit the road for the rest of the week, and after a stop in Buckhead for an hour of sexual olympics with a high dollar super-star, I was in Blue Ridge aching for another pop. On a past trip, I noticed Jojo's Massage Therapy on Appalachian Hwy and said, yeah, TOFTT. The place is up on a hill, in a strip center, next to an ATV shop, all so this across the highway from the Ingles Shopping Center. 706-946-5656.

Mary was the only one there. 40ish, average to look at, welcoming personality, limited but adequate English. I was shown into a pitch black dark room and it took a few minutes for my eyes to adjust then got nekkid on the table. I left the towel folded next to me to se what she'd do. So, back in she comes and begins by running her hands all up and down my body. A good starter vibe, then she spreads the towel.

Okay, so she actually does a decent massage, sometimes working on top of, the under the towel. She will ask all during the rub, if its okay, so always compliment her. Plenty of grazing and teasing, enough to pop wood. She got plenty of signals, since I'd lift up whenever she teased the boys. On the flip, she continued the frontal massage then went tactfully into what I had really come there for. No discussion of tip or upsell. Nice touch. I hate stopping to grab cash. In fact, I didn't pay until my way out.

Mary kept clothes on, but allowed touching underneath. She worked my cock like she cared about a good HJ. Not really an issue but being the only one there, we were interrupted twice, but she would get back to work on me, and I think I got more rub time as a result. She never complained once about how long it took. I enjoyed it.

1 hour. 5 plus. 4 tip. No showers available, but she cleans up with a hot towel wipe down. Might have tipped a little extra because I may stop in on my way south on Sunday and I wanted some goodwill.

[OldMassageGuy]

Amen Brother. You took the words right out of my mouth. They are people just as you and I, trying to make a living, only difference is they are in a strange land trying to survive.

I firmly believe that every monger has the right to approach AMPs as they so chose. And I know I should keep my mouth shut on this, but brother. What you described at Min Hua borders on assault. I have no intention of white knighting for Min Hua as I rarely go there, but I found your report so disgusting that I can't contain myself. You ripped her shirt and bra to expose her tits because you did not like her HJ (stopping "TWICE"?) Next, you grabbed her ass and pulled her towards you and she "gave into" you? Then you made her sit in a chair and had her jerk you some more when it was obvious that she was no longer a willing participant? Then you are pissed at her service so walk out into the hallway naked? I know NL has reported doing this and I do not agree when he does it and I do not agree with anyone else doing it. If LE is anywhere in the vicinity, you have virtually no deniability AND if I am a customer there at the same time, that is the LAST thing I want to see. All of this for what, a $50 service and potential $20 tip? A tip you did not even leave? What about paying for her ripped shirt?

You are correct that you have been around for awhile and that you post infrequently, but in a couple of your posts going back to 2010 you bitched about poor service at least twice at Min Hua. So don't give me that "Ever since you guys started talking about Min Hua my service has gone to hell in a HJ" crap. I don't get why you keep going there if you hate the service as you have said in your previous posts.

I know we have poor quality compared to past years at our AMPs, but someone needs to explain to me that how showing these ladies this kind of disrespect is going to improve the situation. Like I said at the beginning of this post, I believe every monger has the right to approach AMPs as they so chose, but IDK, if this has become accepted practice by mongers, then perhaps it is time I not only retired from this board but from AMPs as well.

[MikeyGaGa1]

Had one of the worst experiences of my life here about a week or 2 ago. Led to room with clean folded towels on table and even a nice rose if you can beilve that. I thought what a great place. The problem was the bottom table towel had NOT been changed out from the last person. Just awful! I will never go back!

[Craven Moorhed]

I know we have poor quality compared to past years at our AMPs, but someone needs to explain to me that how showing these ladies this kind of disrespect is going to improve the situation. Like I said at the beginning of this post, I believe every monger has the right to approach AMPs as they so chose, but IDK, if this has become accepted practice by mongers, then perhaps it is time I not only retired from this board but from AMPs as well.

I have to agree with AMP Fme. Makes me wonder if the attitude brought on the poor service. I wouldn't think this kind of abuse would occur with other services (car mechanic, food server, doctor, landscaper, accountant, etc, etc) if you were dissatisfied. If you're not happy, just leave and end the professional relationship.

[Cinch]

Guys,

I don't post much, but that's because I stay close to one or two places and I don't stray much. Also, I'm a germ nerd so I don't engage in FS. Occasional BJ, All ways HjJ and I hit the goldmine when I get a Russian combo and frost some Tetons. I am writing this to set a couple of things straight. Let me start with 15 mins ago.

I just left Min Hua mega pissed for the first time since they opened 5 years ago. Nite's post along with somebody else that said their was a new girl "Fun Fun" or whatever her name is well she is younger. But she had Jeans not fishnets. Terrible massage, on flip she tried to rip 'little Buhi off my pelvis. Then we fought over letting me see her saggy eraser titties. I know, well I'm familiar, with all of them. Everyone except peg leg has jerked "little Buhi." I might be their best customer. I get jerked 3-4x a month. I digress.

This bytch said she was tired, then she quit twice. TWICE. I then turned into my Dexter dark passenger and ripped her shirt and Bra over her saggy tits, BTW, she wears an air bra. And she stepped back. She was PISSED! Then a grabbed her ass and pulled her towards me and she gave into me feeling her eraser tip nips as she jackhammerd 'little Buhi. She was not happy. I was not either. I pushed her away got up told her to sit on the chair and I stood up and she jerked half hearted. The I did a "NITE". I walked out in the hallway butt ass naked looking for another girl. Well, I ended up in the front and there was nobody manning the front desk. They were all working. Then the phone rang and a girl ran out from one of the rooms. Saw me and gave fun fun a dirty look. I went back to the room, dressed and left 50 dollars on the desk. She said what about tip and I said F*ck you, that sucked and left. So. Ever since you guys started talking about Min Hua my service has gone to hell in a HJ. I know this is where we discuss HJ's but any reader with sense can read back by searching the thread for Buford Hwy. Anyway. Their are two 40 yr old spinner types that still work there and I can't belive a passed on them for "Fun Fun" She is terrible.

Next up.

You guys have been talking about Sabrina. OK I've seen her, She is bat shit crazy. Her massage room has black light posters and she is depressing to talk to. You get massaged on a cot or rollaway bed that is weird. I did session her tits with 'little Buhi but I am never going back. Her place is a shit hole BTW.

And then,

I saw a prego Heidi up 400. If you know her then you know that its not.

awwwweeeesome

, but it works and I kind of like her in a Mary Louise Parker kind of suburban hustler kind of way. Plus she served crystal light peach tea, but I didn't bust a nut so I drove all the way back to town and went to that weird place off 10th street that had a super hot chick named Sabrina. She might be 19. 100 Lbs. Pierced tits. Totally nude. Downfall is HJ only and $170! I just paid it. I said WTF. I never say WTF. $75 IS MY MAX AND IF I GET COUNTERED I WALK. THE OLD RUSSIAN CHICKS in the dental office $75, MIN HUA $75, MY SECRET VIET NAIL SPA. $75.

Now that I have vented, I am going to drink 3 420's and relax.

Good luck you bunch of f'ers!

Buhi Jackn

Are you sure you didn't get butt raped, because it sounds that way. Don't go blaming the members here for your downfalls, sounds like you attitude is what gets you your lackluster results.