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[Member #5013]

I am a "f-cking weirdo"! I love to f-ck and from what I hear, that's unusual and "weird". Its also weird how I get goosebumps on my left thigh ONLY when a guy kisses me on the neck or when I'm gagging on see-ck. That's the only time? It's weird.

Anyhow, as for the issue at hand, providers on the site. We're here. We're queer and we're staying! Providers NEED to be on this site. My reviews give me pointers. If a guy says he liked that I flicked his shaft or that my place was clean, then I keep doing those things. Reviews are good guidance for girls. My reviews helped me shape my business. And, as a bisexual, I do see providers on my own. LOL, yes I use the cash you give me for my own DATY! Last night I actually took a provider on a date in Newport RI. She is touring, blonde, kinda chunky, sweet as pie! Now, I can't write a review on her for several reasons. But I did find her on a site like this one! Yum x a million! Also, this is how I meet my doubles partners!

However, I have stopped posting on boards (LOL, like the one that I'm posting on). It's not good for us providers to appear catty! I said,"If you won't say it in person then don't say it online." Funny enough, in my letter to MT, who wrote me before I wrote him, (but he also said our conversation would never go public so I guess he's also a liar?) I specifically say that providers shouldn't post here!

My ONLY PM to MT, :

MT,

I have nothing to hide. When you men discovered me on CL / CE, I had no clue what / who I was doing. Now, I have PLENTY of stellar reviews on four major sites. Yet, when anyone googles "Katie Kuada" he finds your words. No one sees my "Katie" reviews here.

So, as a new member to the * Provider Board, I've decided to stop posting here. I'm just going to advertise on Eros, , , and BP. It's just more economical for Rhode Island.

You will soon have your hobbyist board back to yourself.

Kisses,

Katie.

-

My advice to all providers is the same as my southern Mammy gave me,"Speak when spoken to"! I read. I PM replies. I touch myself to Hank's pictures, and I call it a night! LOL. You won't get s-it from me. I save that for your SO!

Ok. Boys. Be good. And be good to each other. It's s-x! It's supposed to be fun! I hate providers AND hobbyists who get angry and mean for no reason! As for me and Debbie (two Debbies actually) , we're planning a providers only BBQ! Yum, I can't wait! I've talked to her on the phone and via another site. She's quite nice! She is educated and it shows! I'd definitely take a reference from her.

Oh and boys, remember that providers talk! LOL, my name is BABBLING HOOKER. Of course I'm chatty! If a guy PMs me for a date, you'd be silly if you thought that I don't PM or call past girls that he reviewed. You may not know it, but I often / always check references. So. If you get on this board and blast a girl, then good luck meeting another highly reviewed girl! But look on the bright side, theres always druggies and SWs for. 4 CBJs! Hahaha. Just kidding.

Lastly, I told my story on the Birmingham board but I guess I should tell here since I have this unique opportunity. In summary, women don't know about these boards but you should WANT them to! When I started, I only planned to do a few dates so I could get my cable back on. I gave out some half ass service. I can TOTALLY admit it! I didn't know what I was doing. I advertised solely on the CL board and I had no intentions of seeing repeat clients. But then a guy told me that he wouldn't see me because I had bad reviews? So, as he told me, I googled my name 'Katie Kuada' which I go by now or 'Black Lady Rumford' as I was back then. And the reviews hurt! They hurt like hell! (I thought, how do I look bigger than I do in pictures? LOL. Those pro shots are from June?) So. I started reading here and on another site. And I learned that there's SO MUCH MORE than just cable money to be made if one does a good job. Plus I learned WHAT to do! (LOL, what? Men want to have some good DATY? Then I'll oblige!) now, I get good reviews every time! SO. I called up the guys that I screwed (well, the sexy ones) and offered some freebies. I tell EVERY provider, if you do bad, then give a good [free] BBBJ! Well, actually my line on the provider only board is,"Get on your knees". LOL, it pretty much solves eveything!

So I did what any good grad student would do, I quit my job and took a year off school! And now I'm planning a nationwide trip!

Sorry this message was so long. I do hate posting here but I had to speak my peace! Thanks to why'all who read it!

Kisses,

Katie.

P. S. I just left my cell in a hobbyists car! Not sure what I'm going to do yet but. Looks like I'm taking the rest of the day off! . LOL. Good thing he made me yum three times! So email or PM!

Kuda is back. Big ad in the Ad section with her friend. It didn't specify if syrup was included with her pancakes.

[Wet Sub]

Yeah, she's on tonight. You have to search for "J A D A", for some reason she doesn't write it as one word and BP's search engine blows so it doesn't find her ads. Or you can put in her.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...d=7I8.787.7884

I've seen Jada before and had a good time. Is she in town? Didn't see any add on BP or CV or EROS

[Keigy]

There's a gal who advertises on both CL / thp and BP / escorts under different descriptions (but the 857 phone number is the same). On CL she gives no name but offers massage and full body waxing in the waltham / newton / watertown area. On BP she calls herself Samantha, a "sexy petite beautiful italian."

She offers body rubs to FS in the 30-60 min and $80-200 range. I saw her at a hotel off 128. Samantha is a hairdresser but business is bad in this economy.

She is indeed a petite, italian woman, MILF-ish, with pretty eyes and a nice, white smile, dark tan skin and some extra padding in the midsection. Her ad says 33 but but she's more like late 30s to 40. She's a smoker but didn't during our session. She was friendly and talkative but very distracted when I saw her. During our time together she kept getting calls from both clients and friends, making plans with the latter to get together later to drink and party.

Samantha aims to please and seemed to get into it herself but the frequent cell phone interruptions and her subsequent commentaries on problems with roommates, relatives and friends detracted a lot from the session. If it weren't for this, it would've been fun.

She's not bad for the price. If I saw her again, the first thing I'd do is ask her to turn her phone off and concentrate on the client.

[Aluver]

I had Jada this week for a half-hr. 160hh, CBJ, DATY+rim, FS. She offered to speak greek for an extra 50, I passed on that. She's really nice friendly non-rushed athletic, VERY proud of her ass, she rolled on her tummy and started shaking her cheeks together while my face was buried in it, just like a porno. She let me do that for quite some time. Good technique through the latex, usually when that's required I say skip it but she was good. The other nice touch was that I had dated her friend McKayla a year ago and only met Jada briefly as she left the room but she remembered me, smiled and hugged me like we were old friends.

Although I would recommend her, I probably won't repeat as I actually prefer them thick, and I don't usually repeat a CBJ date, especially for 160.

Search BP or google for her.

I've seen Jada before and had a good time. Is she in town? Didn't see any add on BP or CV or EROS

[Y Lonen]

Was going to see Jada but could not get in touch, now glad I did not. I am sure she is a great girl but CBJ is a deal breaker for me. Never had a gf use a condom for a BJ.

I had Jada this week for a half-hr. 160hh, CBJ, DATY+rim, FS. She offered to speak greek for an extra 50, I passed on that. She's really nice friendly non-rushed athletic, VERY proud of her ass, she rolled on her tummy and started shaking her cheeks together while my face was buried in it, just like a porno. She let me do that for quite some time. Good technique through the latex, usually when that's required I say skip it but she was good. The other nice touch was that I had dated her friend McKayla a year ago and only met Jada briefly as she left the room but she remembered me, smiled and hugged me like we were old friends.

Although I would recommend her, I probably won't repeat as I actually prefer them thick, and I don't usually repeat a CBJ date, especially for 160.

Search BP or google for her.

[Luvstophuk]

Thanks for the review. I thought about taking the plunge this week. I would have been disappointed with the CBJ.

I had Jada this week for a half-hr. 160hh, CBJ, DATY+rim, FS. She offered to speak greek for an extra 50, I passed on that. She's really nice friendly non-rushed athletic, VERY proud of her ass, she rolled on her tummy and started shaking her cheeks together while my face was buried in it, just like a porno. She let me do that for quite some time. Good technique through the latex, usually when that's required I say skip it but she was good. The other nice touch was that I had dated her friend McKayla a year ago and only met Jada briefly as she left the room but she remembered me, smiled and hugged me like we were old friends.

Although I would recommend her, I probably won't repeat as I actually prefer them thick, and I don't usually repeat a CBJ date, especially for 160.

Search BP or google for her.

[Wet Sub]

I had Jada this week for a half-hr. 160hh, CBJ, DATY+rim, FS. She offered to speak greek for an extra 50, I passed on that. She's really nice friendly non-rushed athletic, VERY proud of her ass, she rolled on her tummy and started shaking her cheeks together while my face was buried in it, just like a porno. She let me do that for quite some time. Good technique through the latex, usually when that's required I say skip it but she was good. The other nice touch was that I had dated her friend McKayla a year ago and only met Jada briefly as she left the room but she remembered me, smiled and hugged me like we were old friends.

Although I would recommend her, I probably won't repeat as I actually prefer them thick, and I don't usually repeat a CBJ date, especially for 160.

Search BP or google for her.

[GuyIncognito19]

Thank you.

I had to check her ad out and will now be seeing if I can set something up.

Thanks again

[Hubfish]

I think it is, because I recognize the first pic of the girl on the left which is nikki and I saw her a few times in the apt when she was egg and also cb.

I agree definitely Nikki. Anyone heard anything?

[Yardape08]

Finally got to meet Krystal recently. I had actually first read some reviews on here some time ago which initially piqued my interest. She was described as a petite spinner which got my libido pretty revved up. I am really more interested in GFE and although the reviewer had positive things to say they were rather non-specific. CBJ and FS was mentioned however there was nothing about kissing or DATY. One thing that stood out however was her level of enthusiasm so over the months she was always in the back of my mind. Although I desire total GFE I have always said that I can live with a CBJ if other areas such as passionate kissing are included. When some recent reviews recently surfaced on another board my interest in her took on a renewed vigor.

Initial communication was done through texting and she was very polite and friendly. Due to her incall location I was pretty much limited to a weekend visit and my first couple of attempts to meet her fell through due to scheduling conflicts on both ends. Not to be deterred I texted her again last weekend and she answered right away and an appointment was scheduled for 90 minutes later.

Typical 2 call system and arrived in the general area and was given her address. She shares a decent sized apartment with a roommate who I didn't get to meet as she sent her out while I was there. I hope the roommate was a girl so as not to ruin my fantasy LOL! She greeted me at the door wearing sexy attire and immediately put her arms around me and we began to kiss. I held her tight and kept my mouth fastened to hers increasing the intensity and she met me with equal fervor. At this point I have to admit I was thinking jackpot! I have seen too many girls over the past few months who just weren't into it at the level I desire and it was nice to feel such intimacy right from the get go.

We parted from our embrace and I gave her the donation and she suggested I get more comfortable so I sat down to take off my sneakers and undress. We went back to DFK and she asked me to lay on the bed with her. I helped her remove her bra and panties as we fell back on her bed and kissed some more. She reached over to grab a condom and I politely asked her if we could wait and told her I'd really love to eat her pussy and she willingly laid on her back and I knelt on the floor next to the bed and beckoned her over to the side. The first couple of licks had her electric-she was very responsive. She tasted so good as she urged me on with her dirty talk. Nothing turns me on more than a girl who is vocal during intimacy. I was very excited and told her I think it was a good time for the condom.

She turned around on her knees to reach for it and as I gazed at her beautiful young ass I couldn't resist eating her from behind. I began by licking her pretty little butthole and then moving down to her pussy. She really seemed to love it. She mentioned getting some lube to help with my impending entry and as I kept eating her she remarked that she was so wet she wouldn't need it after all. She put the cover on and began sucking. I normally don't feel much with a CBJ but I think I was so aroused up to this point that I almost lost it and had to tell her to go easy. She kept talking dirty about how much she wanted my big cock in her tight young pussy and as she lay on her back I maneuvered into a reverse 69 position with me hovering over her and began to lick her some more. Everything felt so spontaneous and lustful.

I told her I wanted to be inside of her and began in mish. After I stuck it in she told me she wanted to spread her legs as wide as she could so I could fuck her good. She was thrusting back at me and I was so turned on I had to try and take charge of the tempo before I lost it. She asked if she could get on top and this is where she really went wild riding up and down as she rubbed her clit to orgasm. I had her lay back next to me and we DFK some more and then she asked me if I wanted to eat her pussy some more. I went back to her tasty snatch for awhile and then asked her if we could try doggie and she assumed the position.

She asked me to ease it in slow and I began thrusting nice and slow eventually increasing to a rapid fire pace. I pulled out half exhausted and she asked if I had come to which I replied I had not and asked if she would stroke me to completion since BBBJ was not on the menu. She laid on her back and had me kneel above her torso and she began stroking me with an exquisite and sensual light touch telling me how much she wanted to see my come. I came all over her body and she as she admired her accomplishment.

I was fully satiated at this point. She asked me to grap some wipes on her nightstand as she cleaned herself up and then proceeded to clean me up as well which I thought was a very considerate touch. As I dressed we began to chat and she asked me if I enjoyed myself and made sure I hadn't felt rushed. I had paid for an hour and neither of us had looked at a clock the whole time. Everything was spontaneous and intimate just the way I like it and I told her she was exactly what I look for in a provider. I would have to rate her enthusiasm as among the best I have ever encountered. We had a very nice personal conversation and I told her I thought she seemed very level headed and there was no drama whatsoever. I look forward to seeing this delightful young creature again real soon.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...lt3-25/6138313

[Wayback]

Seriously? Smh.

I am a "f-cking weirdo"! I love to f-ck and from what I hear, that's unusual and "weird". Its also weird how I get goosebumps on my left thigh ONLY when a guy kisses me on the neck or when I'm gagging on see-ck. That's the only time? It's weird.

Anyhow, as for the issue at hand, providers on the site. We're here. We're queer and we're staying! Providers NEED to be on this site. My reviews give me pointers. If a guy says he liked that I flicked his shaft or that my place was clean, then I keep doing those things. Reviews are good guidance for girls. My reviews helped me shape my business. And, as a bisexual, I do see providers on my own. LOL, yes I use the cash you give me for my own DATY! Last night I actually took a provider on a date in Newport RI. She is touring, blonde, kinda chunky, sweet as pie! Now, I can't write a review on her for several reasons. But I did find her on a site like this one! Yum x a million! Also, this is how I meet my doubles partners!

However, I have stopped posting on boards (LOL, like the one that I'm posting on). It's not good for us providers to appear catty! I said,"If you won't say it in person then don't say it online." Funny enough, in my letter to MT, who wrote me before I wrote him, (but he also said our conversation would never go public so I guess he's also a liar?) I specifically say that providers shouldn't post here!

My ONLY PM to MT, :

MT,

I have nothing to hide. When you men discovered me on CL / CE, I had no clue what / who I was doing. Now, I have PLENTY of stellar reviews on four major sites. Yet, when anyone googles "Katie Kuada" he finds your words. No one sees my "Katie" reviews here.

So, as a new member to the * Provider Board, I've decided to stop posting here. I'm just going to advertise on Eros, , , and BP. It's just more economical for Rhode Island.

You will soon have your hobbyist board back to yourself.

Kisses,

Katie.

-

My advice to all providers is the same as my southern Mammy gave me,"Speak when spoken to"! I read. I PM replies. I touch myself to Hank's pictures, and I call it a night! LOL. You won't get s-it from me. I save that for your SO!

Ok. Boys. Be good. And be good to each other. It's s-x! It's supposed to be fun! I hate providers AND hobbyists who get angry and mean for no reason! As for me and Debbie (two Debbies actually) , we're planning a providers only BBQ! Yum, I can't wait! I've talked to her on the phone and via another site. She's quite nice! She is educated and it shows! I'd definitely take a reference from her.

Oh and boys, remember that providers talk! LOL, my name is BABBLING HOOKER. Of course I'm chatty! If a guy PMs me for a date, you'd be silly if you thought that I don't PM or call past girls that he reviewed. You may not know it, but I often / always check references. So. If you get on this board and blast a girl, then good luck meeting another highly reviewed girl! But look on the bright side, theres always druggies and SWs for. 4 CBJs! Hahaha. Just kidding.

Lastly, I told my story on the Birmingham board but I guess I should tell here since I have this unique opportunity. In summary, women don't know about these boards but you should WANT them to! When I started, I only planned to do a few dates so I could get my cable back on. I gave out some half ass service. I can TOTALLY admit it! I didn't know what I was doing. I advertised solely on the CL board and I had no intentions of seeing repeat clients. But then a guy told me that he wouldn't see me because I had bad reviews? So, as he told me, I googled my name 'Katie Kuada' which I go by now or 'Black Lady Rumford' as I was back then. And the reviews hurt! They hurt like hell! (I thought, how do I look bigger than I do in pictures? LOL. Those pro shots are from June?) So. I started reading here and on another site. And I learned that there's SO MUCH MORE than just cable money to be made if one does a good job. Plus I learned WHAT to do! (LOL, what? Men want to have some good DATY? Then I'll oblige!) now, I get good reviews every time! SO. I called up the guys that I screwed (well, the sexy ones) and offered some freebies. I tell EVERY provider, if you do bad, then give a good [free] BBBJ! Well, actually my line on the provider only board is,"Get on your knees". LOL, it pretty much solves eveything!

So I did what any good grad student would do, I quit my job and took a year off school! And now I'm planning a nationwide trip!

Sorry this message was so long. I do hate posting here but I had to speak my peace! Thanks to why'all who read it!

Kisses,

Katie.

P. S. I just left my cell in a hobbyists car! Not sure what I'm going to do yet but. Looks like I'm taking the rest of the day off! . LOL. Good thing he made me yum three times! So email or PM!

[BabblingHooker]

Babbling Hooker seems like a f-king weirdo.

Sorry, I just felt like being a sh-t disturber regarding another provider.

I am a "f-cking weirdo"! I love to f-ck and from what I hear, that's unusual and "weird". Its also weird how I get goosebumps on my left thigh ONLY when a guy kisses me on the neck or when I'm gagging on see-ck. That's the only time? It's weird.

Anyhow, as for the issue at hand, providers on the site. We're here. We're queer and we're staying! Providers NEED to be on this site. My reviews give me pointers. If a guy says he liked that I flicked his shaft or that my place was clean, then I keep doing those things. Reviews are good guidance for girls. My reviews helped me shape my business. And, as a bisexual, I do see providers on my own. LOL, yes I use the cash you give me for my own DATY! Last night I actually took a provider on a date in Newport RI. She is touring, blonde, kinda chunky, sweet as pie! Now, I can't write a review on her for several reasons. But I did find her on a site like this one! Yum x a million! Also, this is how I meet my doubles partners!

However, I have stopped posting on boards (LOL, like the one that I'm posting on). It's not good for us providers to appear catty! I said,"If you won't say it in person then don't say it online." Funny enough, in my letter to MT, who wrote me before I wrote him, (but he also said our conversation would never go public so I guess he's also a liar?) I specifically say that providers shouldn't post here!

My ONLY PM to MT, :

MT,

I have nothing to hide. When you men discovered me on CL / CE, I had no clue what / who I was doing. Now, I have PLENTY of stellar reviews on four major sites. Yet, when anyone googles "Katie Kuada" he finds your words. No one sees my "Katie" reviews here.

So, as a new member to the * Provider Board, I've decided to stop posting here. I'm just going to advertise on Eros, , , and BP. It's just more economical for Rhode Island.

You will soon have your hobbyist board back to yourself.

Kisses,

Katie.

-

My advice to all providers is the same as my southern Mammy gave me,"Speak when spoken to"! I read. I PM replies. I touch myself to Hank's pictures, and I call it a night! LOL. You won't get s-it from me. I save that for your SO!

Ok. Boys. Be good. And be good to each other. It's s-x! It's supposed to be fun! I hate providers AND hobbyists who get angry and mean for no reason! As for me and Debbie (two Debbies actually) , we're planning a providers only BBQ! Yum, I can't wait! I've talked to her on the phone and via another site. She's quite nice! She is educated and it shows! I'd definitely take a reference from her.

Oh and boys, remember that providers talk! LOL, my name is BABBLING HOOKER. Of course I'm chatty! If a guy PMs me for a date, you'd be silly if you thought that I don't PM or call past girls that he reviewed. You may not know it, but I often / always check references. So. If you get on this board and blast a girl, then good luck meeting another highly reviewed girl! But look on the bright side, theres always druggies and SWs for. 4 CBJs! Hahaha. Just kidding.

Lastly, I told my story on the Birmingham board but I guess I should tell here since I have this unique opportunity. In summary, women don't know about these boards but you should WANT them to! When I started, I only planned to do a few dates so I could get my cable back on. I gave out some half ass service. I can TOTALLY admit it! I didn't know what I was doing. I advertised solely on the CL board and I had no intentions of seeing repeat clients. But then a guy told me that he wouldn't see me because I had bad reviews? So, as he told me, I googled my name 'Katie Kuada' which I go by now or 'Black Lady Rumford' as I was back then. And the reviews hurt! They hurt like hell! (I thought, how do I look bigger than I do in pictures? LOL. Those pro shots are from June?) So. I started reading here and on another site. And I learned that there's SO MUCH MORE than just cable money to be made if one does a good job. Plus I learned WHAT to do! (LOL, what? Men want to have some good DATY? Then I'll oblige!) now, I get good reviews every time! SO. I called up the guys that I screwed (well, the sexy ones) and offered some freebies. I tell EVERY provider, if you do bad, then give a good [free] BBBJ! Well, actually my line on the provider only board is,"Get on your knees". LOL, it pretty much solves eveything!

So I did what any good grad student would do, I quit my job and took a year off school! And now I'm planning a nationwide trip!

Sorry this message was so long. I do hate posting here but I had to speak my peace! Thanks to why'all who read it!

Kisses,

Katie

P. S. I just left my cell in a hobbyists car! Not sure what I'm going to do yet but. Looks like I'm taking the rest of the day off! . LOL. Good thing he made me yum three times! So email or PM!

[Nrlmus]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

I agree with that but I think other hobbyist should not be discouraged from expressing different experiences with the same provider or give their take on reviews of the fellow hobbyist too. Moreover we should be encouraged to do so.

[Nrlmus]

I for one thought the original thread was informative and based on opinion which this board is all about Providers should not come on this thread to clarify, challenge etc. I loose immediate interest in that provider when that happens.

Can we now just get back to finding new talent and reviewing the good hotties that keep us happy and grinning?

I agree. Providers should not be on this thread. They should just be allowed to post in Escort Classified or something, and that's that. If they have an issue with a hobbyist they should just PM him. Most of the time their postings just lead to useless commotion.

[Member #4868]

New 2 the site and I'm from mass can anyone put me on 2 sum good spots to go to hit me up in my inbox and definately tryin 2 a lurker LOL thanks.

Is this a joke?

".2 sum good spots hit me up."

I am curious if you are aware of the site you entered? I ask because we are, mostly, grown men who are serious about our adventures. And WE DO NOT correspond like we are teenie boppers chatting or texting!

Use proper English on your next post which should be a review. If you cannot do that please move on.