Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE Aussie.

I was thinking the same thing the entire time! LOL.

Is it wrong that with a day of reflection, I'm considering a visit to Cici for an anger fuck? Lolol.

I just hate the idea of financially rewarding her absolutely shitty behavior.

[GoldMinerLxv]

So for now, M&M is on my "no fucking way" list. Wanna have your boner shouted down? Go see Cici.

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE Aussie.

[Italian Steel]

I haven't personally confirmed it, but there are multiple recent reports on Rmaps that Asia Massage is now under new management and a FS shop with very nice looking providers. I think Bella and Nana have moved on. Kind of bittersweet news. This was my "go-to" place for a great rubdown, back walk, and tug in the past.

Bella gave a great massage.

[AussieFury]

Was in Tacoma yesterday so dropped by Pinee. The girls were too busy so decided to try a few other spots. I'll make a separate post about who I found where.

I posted about meeting Mia at Labellas a couple weeks ago. I saw her again at M&M recently. During the visit, she brought her "sister" (close friend) Alice in to meet me. Alice is tiny, sweet, and adorable. Mia encouraged me to come visit Alice "next time" so I went back yesterday to give her a try.

Parking lot was empty, which is crucial to getting a non-rushed visit at MM. Walked in and was greeted by Alice. It was clear she didn't remember me (I'm not insulted, I met her briefly and these girls meet a lot of guys). As we walked to the room I asked if Mia was also working so I could say hi. The real reason I asked is because I wanted Mia to remind Alice that she'd met me before and give her the "this is a good customer" vouch.

Alice's English isn't that great, so she asked if I wanted to see Mia instead. I explained that I came to see her (Alice) but just wanted to say hi. Alice got the translator app out and confirmed that's what I wanted. When she left to allow me to undress, I also texted Mia's phone to tell her I was in the building and here to visit Alice as planned, but would love to say "hi. " I figured she'd probably pop her head in at some point during the massage.

Alice's massage was pretty damn good. For 5 minutes. That's when Cici started talking through the door to Alice. I heard her say "Mia" and "Alice" but don't speak Chinese so couldn't figure out exactly what she was trying to say. I'm guessing she overheard me talking to Alice while walking to the room and believed that I'd come to see Mia and that Alice sniped me. Soon she was straight up YELLING at Alice through the door for a solid 2 minutes while Alice attempted to continue the massage. The convo didn't go well, apparently, because Cici opened the door to let herself in and continued yelling. I mean YELLING. Fucking LOUD. This went on for another minute or two and then Mia walked in (presumably to diffuse whatever nonsense was going on). Mia was unsuccessful at calming Cici and offered to stay and do a four-hand. I passed and Mia left. Cici was still there yelling at Alice. I stood up, stark naked, held my finger up to my lips and said "SHHHHHHHHHHH" and told Cici to leave. She eventually did. But that was far from the end of it. Alice is much younger and prettier than Cici, and I'm wondering if that bothers Cici. And Cici isn't exactly known for her cool and calm demeanor.

Anyway, While Alice attempted to continue my massage, Cici continued to yell through the door. Alice was getting visibly upset. Then Alice started talking in Chinese on her phone. The boss on the other end would send a text message, and Alice would reply with a voice message in Chinese. Cici had apparently contacted the boss and told her that Alice had poached a customer. This text and voice convo went on for about 10 minutes while Alice did a lame one-handed rub. Alice eventually used the translate app to ask me if I would talk to the boss to explain things. Sigh. Fine.

She calls the boss and it's a female voice. I explain that Alice has done nothing wrong. I came to see Alice, I want to stay with Alice, I just wanted to say hi to Mia. I also tell the boss that Cici was ruining my visit and was being crazy rude. The boss lady apologized, the phone call ended, and I assumed that was the last of it and we can get on with the session.

WRONG.

A few minutes later, when Alice is in "just before the flip tease mode," Cici busts back into the room without knocking to confront me and ask if I called the boss. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I stood up again and told her to get the fuck out of the room. She didn't like that one bit, but she left.

Cici obviously contact the boss again because the text / voice message convo between the boss and Alice started up again. Alice had one hand on my balls with her phone in the other hand sending voice chats to the boss. Not exactly hot and steamy. Alice eventually took a photo of the text I had sent Mia when I arrived, clearly stating that I'd come to visit Alice but would love to "say hi" to Mia.

Cici continued to yell through the door. I kept hearing "Alice" and "Mia" in the convo, meaning Cici still hadn't figured shit out. Even after all that, Alice is hot enough that I really wanted to bang her, so during a lull in the crazy I got her clothes off. She's got a great body. She started with a decent BJ, but it was difficult to relax and stay hard. I got solid enough to at least slip in to cowgirl, but staying hard was tough. Flipped her into standing mish hoping the visuals would help. Nope. Cici kept saying shit every few minutes and I could tell Alice was visibly upset. Nobody wants to fuck a sad clown so I decided it wasn't going to happen so I told Alice I'd come back another day.

I got dressed and left. Cici was nowhere to be found when I stepped into the lobby.

Drove back to Pinee. Yoyo was finally free and we had a great visit. Zero problems getting it up, keeping it up, or firing it off. Shocker! Apparently feeling relaxed and welcomed helps you perform sexually! WHO KNEW?

It's a shame because I'd love to have a proper session with Alice. But only if Cici is NOT in the building. Cici fucked up by getting involved in something that had nothing to do with her. The boss fucked up by not waiting until the customer had left to discuss shit with Alice.

So for now, M&M is on my "no fucking way" list. Wanna have your boner shouted down? Go see Cici.

[MartyByrde]

Did she shit on the floor?

If he did, you would have lapped it up!

[Black Zorro1]

June at 10 will BBBJCIM dato & bbfscip. Will do this in table shower when business is slow too. Gives a decent massage as well.

Damn Wanker23 I thought I was the only one this happened to not a bad thing but can you share some intel on some other spots too.

[ScotchYoke]

Then she started to show signs that she was about to perform the Honestone special on me.

Did she shit on the floor?

[AussieFury]

Keiko is gone but there's a new girl her name is Stephanie she's decent bolt ons looks like C cups tattoos one on her upper shoulder and below the breasts. She has a high pitch squeaky voice which kinda bothered me so I ended up passing.

You missed out. In her own words, "I'm a BAAAAAAD girl" right before my dick disappeared into her throat.

Fans of Bella's playfully aggressive style will enjoy Stephanie. She did things with her mouth I still can't explain.

Also... TIGHT.

And really great massage.

[Wanker23]

June at 10 will BBBJCIM dato & bbfscip. Will do this in table shower when business is slow too. Gives a decent massage as well.

[The Batman]

However, you may want to book an appointment and be early / on time, to guarantee a spot.

I text ahead to make sure, which is my standard protocol for south sound visits (most, but not all, will do this). North end is more of a Jack in the Box see what you get sort of situation.

[ZoopaKid]

Browsing Yesterday.

Ocean Massage off Pacific Hwy great location they have Sasa and Nicole there for the month. Tiny petite little MILFs. Sasa is amazing as always she always takes care of me. Nicole I have never tried but they can do 4 hand massage.

Lotus massage near the storage place.

Keiko is gone but there's a new girl her name is Stephanie she's decent bolt ons looks like C cups tattoos one on her upper shoulder and below the breasts. She has a high pitch squeaky voice which kinda bothered me so I ended up passing.

[Langston253]

Mia (formerly at Labellas) is at MM today with her friend (she calls her sister) Alice and Cici (but not the original short big boob Cici. An older less attractive and more cranky one).

Was surprised that she pre-cleaned me so well in a certain spot. Then she started to show signs that she was about to perform the Honestone special on me. Sure enough, she went spelunking with her tongue in my ass. It wasn't a casual little lick. She was on a mission to reach all the way in to my prostate, I think. She continued for like 10 minutes before I flipped over.

Man you always have me dying with some of your stories I need to buy you a drink and shoot the shit with you some time LOL.

[AmericanScott]

I have been there several times, but probably not in the last year. $$ gets you CBJ and cfs. 60 to the house and the rest to the girl. She's in her 40's small petite body, dragon tattoo around her torso. One guy claimed she swallowed, in one of the comments. I've only been 3 or 4 times and can't speak to that. One review mentions rimming, but I also cannot speak to that. Hope this helps.

You are a scholar and a gentleman. Thanks for the 411. Might have to try my luck again.

[MartyByrde]

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[AussieFury]

Kiki at Lollibee is sweet as hell. But looks better with the dress on. Skip FS but treat yourself to what could be the most relaxing unrushed quality massage you've had at an AMP with a skilled HJ finish. FS is not her strong suit.

Mia (formerly at Labellas) is at MM today with her friend (she calls her sister) Alice and Cici (but not the original short big boob Cici. An older less attractive and more cranky one).

Was surprised that she pre-cleaned me so well in a certain spot. Then she started to show signs that she was about to perform the Honestone special on me. Sure enough, she went spelunking with her tongue in my ass. It wasn't a casual little lick. She was on a mission to reach all the way in to my prostate, I think. She continued for like 10 minutes before I flipped over. FS was "OK" but I hate when it starts out by them saying "YOU fuck ME. " Not as snug as I like, but super cute and fun and gets the job done. Her oral skills seem to be her forte. If you're into a girl using her tongue on you in every conceivable way, Mia might be your speed.

Dunno who is currently at Labellas but there was a 2-dude line to see her this morning. Anyone want to tell me what's up there?

Lotus manager texted me to say Keiko is back in L. A. But two new girls are there. Anyone got eyes on them yet?