Massage Parlor Reports

[NaughtyMan]

Thanks for the detail report. I was thinking to explore this AMP but based on your report, I think I can save my trip.

This is long. I think details are helpful. Sue me.

I live within very easy walking distance to this AMP's location. Both visits were on foot to avoid the possibility of my neighbors noticing my vehicle in the lot. The posted hours are 9 am to 10 pm. I made my first attempt to visit on a Sunday morning, around 11:30, figuring I would beat the Sunday afternoon monger crowd. There were no vehicles anywhere in the lot so I figured I was the first customer.

When you enter the lobby, a buzzer sounds to announce your arrival. As others have noted, the lobby is separated from the massage rooms by a (presumably) secured door and a check-in window. The window is fully occupied by a big sign that advises you to ring the bell (on the counter) if no one comes to greet you. Before I got a chance to ring the bell, a short-haired woman (40 ish), dressed in a tight-fitting, very short black dress popped her head out the door but said nothing. I asked, "Massage?" She looked somewhat confused before telling me "You come back, half hour. " I repeated back to her, "Half hour?" She then opened the door wide, made a motion for me to enter the back area, and again said "half hour. " Figuring she wanted me to "come back" to a room to wait out the half hour, I took a few steps forward as if to follow her. She then pressed a hand to my chest, waved her other hand toward the exit door, and said, "Come back, half hour. " As I left the location, I again scoped out the parking lot and confirmed not a single vehicle parked anywhere in the area, so either she was busy entertaining a pedestrian (like me) or she just wasn't ready for business yet. I never made it back that day.

Based on the reports I had read, I assumed it was Cici I had encountered. (Spoiler: I would meet Cici on my next trip, so it must have been Sophia at this first aborted visit.).

My next visit was a weekday around 5:30 pm. A long-haired woman (35 ish) met me, wearing a loose fitting, full-length dress. With no words being exchanged, she led me back to a room, said "$80", took my money, pointed at the massage table, and disappeared. Her behavior was somewhat robotic and her English seemed confined to the minimal necessary for the transaction, so my first thought was that she was just a hostess, rather than the masseuse.

While she was gone, I got undressed and laid face down on the table. Contrary to another report, my table had a face cradle. (Maybe different tables in each room?) No sheets or towels were visible anywhereclear message: draping is not even offered.

The robot woman returned. Turns out she was indeed the masseuse. The language issue was immediately a problem. She made some whispered utterances I couldn't understand, gesturing me to place my face in the cradle. I did so. After a good 30 seconds of nothing happening, she again started speaking quietly, nothing resembling English. Assuming she was asking about pressure, I responded "medium. " She laughed and then tapped my shoulder. I looked up at her to see what she wanted but she just tapped my shoulder again while pushing my face back down. No idea what that was all about.

She began "scrunching" the skin on my upper back with the fingers of both her hands, moving to my arms, then lower back. When she moved to my ass, she switched to using just her fingertips to stroke my ass cheeks, with no detours into the crack or taint, before resuming the scrunching maneuver on my legs. Then she worked back up my body the same way. This went on for about five minutes, enough to convince me that I shouldn't hold out for any attempt at a decent massage. (Other reports have suggested this as well.) After three trips up and down my backside, she spent several minutes focused solely on using her fingertips on my ass cheeks, slipping further down into the taint area. I lifted my hips to facilitate her reach into lower areas, but she never ventured toward the balls. The taint seemed to be the limit. That went on for a few minutes, then she announced "you turn. ".

After the flip, she seemed to loosen up a bit, bending her face close to my face, smiling, while her hand drifted to my crotch. While staring into my eyes, she openly played with the balls and dick, not a full-out handy, but very enjoyable. I nodded my head and moaned to show my appreciation. This fondling went on for a good five minutes, but never progressed to a full stroking action. Eventually, she began opening her mouth into a wide O and running her tongue around her lips. I took this as an offer of oral and nodded. She then held up both hands: a single finger raised on one hand, and four fingers raised on the other hand. Assuming this was her opening quote, I shook my head and said "Too much. " She acted confused (bad acting) and again did the one-four finger thing. I shook my head again, and pointed at the hand with one finger to signal that was my counter-offer. She continued to flash one-four. I flashed a single finger in return, hoping she'd understand I was willing to go no more than one on oral. No dicestill one-four from her.

Figuring I'd settle for a handy, I pointed back to my crotch, made a j / o gesture, and flashed six fingers to signal my offer. Looks of confusion from her. She again started licking her lips, giving me the one-four sign. At that point I was tired of playing the game and abandoned all hopes of any kind of HE. I wasn't willing to pay well-over-market on a handy or oral just for the future possibility of (likely very expensive) FS. I turned back over and motioned for her to continue the massage. She half-assed it for another five or so minutes before saying "you done" and departed the room.

She came back to offer me water while I was dressing. Her language skills suddenly got much better as she suggested "you come back see me again when you have more money?" I just smiled and asked her name. She said "Cici" which blew my mind because she had not acted at all like the Cici described in the reports so far. I tipped $40 (my standard when prolonged contact is made with my junk without full release). I braced myself for her to pester me for more, but she just smiled and repeated I should "come back" to see her again.

Given her inflexibility on pricing and conveniently-timed language lapses, I will not "come back. " To be clear, I had arrived with more than enough to spring for FS if the stars had aligned. Her assumption that I had arrived with a light wallet was revealing to me: anyone who doesn't meet her opening quote for oral is SOL.

That being said, I'd like to point out that almost all of the successful reports so far for this AMP have been remarkably silent on the issue of what the damage was. My experience leads me to conclude that the ladies are used to getting their asking price (too much, IMO) but no one wants to admit it.

[Novi123]

This is long. I think details are helpful. Sue me.

I live within very easy walking distance to this AMP's location. Both visits were on foot to avoid the possibility of my neighbors noticing my vehicle in the lot. The posted hours are 9 am to 10 pm. I made my first attempt to visit on a Sunday morning, around 11:30, figuring I would beat the Sunday afternoon monger crowd. There were no vehicles anywhere in the lot so I figured I was the first customer.

When you enter the lobby, a buzzer sounds to announce your arrival. As others have noted, the lobby is separated from the massage rooms by a (presumably) secured door and a check-in window. The window is fully occupied by a big sign that advises you to ring the bell (on the counter) if no one comes to greet you. Before I got a chance to ring the bell, a short-haired woman (40 ish), dressed in a tight-fitting, very short black dress popped her head out the door but said nothing. I asked, "Massage?" She looked somewhat confused before telling me "You come back, half hour. " I repeated back to her, "Half hour?" She then opened the door wide, made a motion for me to enter the back area, and again said "half hour. " Figuring she wanted me to "come back" to a room to wait out the half hour, I took a few steps forward as if to follow her. She then pressed a hand to my chest, waved her other hand toward the exit door, and said, "Come back, half hour. " As I left the location, I again scoped out the parking lot and confirmed not a single vehicle parked anywhere in the area, so either she was busy entertaining a pedestrian (like me) or she just wasn't ready for business yet. I never made it back that day.

Based on the reports I had read, I assumed it was Cici I had encountered. (Spoiler: I would meet Cici on my next trip, so it must have been Sophia at this first aborted visit.)...

A long post but very helpful, thank you.

[Dodge Omni]

This is long. I think details are helpful. Sue me.

I live within very easy walking distance to this AMP's location. Both visits were on foot to avoid the possibility of my neighbors noticing my vehicle in the lot. The posted hours are 9 am to 10 pm. I made my first attempt to visit on a Sunday morning, around 11:30, figuring I would beat the Sunday afternoon monger crowd. There were no vehicles anywhere in the lot so I figured I was the first customer.

When you enter the lobby, a buzzer sounds to announce your arrival. As others have noted, the lobby is separated from the massage rooms by a (presumably) secured door and a check-in window. The window is fully occupied by a big sign that advises you to ring the bell (on the counter) if no one comes to greet you. Before I got a chance to ring the bell, a short-haired woman (40 ish), dressed in a tight-fitting, very short black dress popped her head out the door but said nothing. I asked, "Massage?" She looked somewhat confused before telling me "You come back, half hour. " I repeated back to her, "Half hour?" She then opened the door wide, made a motion for me to enter the back area, and again said "half hour. " Figuring she wanted me to "come back" to a room to wait out the half hour, I took a few steps forward as if to follow her. She then pressed a hand to my chest, waved her other hand toward the exit door, and said, "Come back, half hour. " As I left the location, I again scoped out the parking lot and confirmed not a single vehicle parked anywhere in the area, so either she was busy entertaining a pedestrian (like me) or she just wasn't ready for business yet. I never made it back that day.

Based on the reports I had read, I assumed it was Cici I had encountered. (Spoiler: I would meet Cici on my next trip, so it must have been Sophia at this first aborted visit.).

My next visit was a weekday around 5:30 pm. A long-haired woman (35 ish) met me, wearing a loose fitting, full-length dress. With no words being exchanged, she led me back to a room, said "$80", took my money, pointed at the massage table, and disappeared. Her behavior was somewhat robotic and her English seemed confined to the minimal necessary for the transaction, so my first thought was that she was just a hostess, rather than the masseuse.

While she was gone, I got undressed and laid face down on the table. Contrary to another report, my table had a face cradle. (Maybe different tables in each room?) No sheets or towels were visible anywhere—clear message: draping is not even offered.

The robot woman returned. Turns out she was indeed the masseuse. The language issue was immediately a problem. She made some whispered utterances I couldn't understand, gesturing me to place my face in the cradle. I did so. After a good 30 seconds of nothing happening, she again started speaking quietly, nothing resembling English. Assuming she was asking about pressure, I responded "medium. " She laughed and then tapped my shoulder. I looked up at her to see what she wanted but she just tapped my shoulder again while pushing my face back down. No idea what that was all about.

She began "scrunching" the skin on my upper back with the fingers of both her hands, moving to my arms, then lower back. When she moved to my ass, she switched to using just her fingertips to stroke my ass cheeks, with no detours into the crack or taint, before resuming the scrunching maneuver on my legs. Then she worked back up my body the same way. This went on for about five minutes, enough to convince me that I shouldn't hold out for any attempt at a decent massage. (Other reports have suggested this as well.) After three trips up and down my backside, she spent several minutes focused solely on using her fingertips on my ass cheeks, slipping further down into the taint area. I lifted my hips to facilitate her reach into lower areas, but she never ventured toward the balls. The taint seemed to be the limit. That went on for a few minutes, then she announced "you turn. ".

After the flip, she seemed to loosen up a bit, bending her face close to my face, smiling, while her hand drifted to my crotch. While staring into my eyes, she openly played with the balls and dick, not a full-out handy, but very enjoyable. I nodded my head and moaned to show my appreciation. This fondling went on for a good five minutes, but never progressed to a full stroking action. Eventually, she began opening her mouth into a wide O and running her tongue around her lips. I took this as an offer of oral and nodded. She then held up both hands: a single finger raised on one hand, and four fingers raised on the other hand. Assuming this was her opening quote, I shook my head and said "Too much. " She acted confused (bad acting) and again did the one-four finger thing. I shook my head again, and pointed at the hand with one finger to signal that was my counter-offer. She continued to flash one-four. I flashed a single finger in return, hoping she'd understand I was willing to go no more than one on oral. No dice—still one-four from her.

Figuring I'd settle for a handy, I pointed back to my crotch, made a j / o gesture, and flashed six fingers to signal my offer. Looks of confusion from her. She again started licking her lips, giving me the one-four sign. At that point I was tired of playing the game and abandoned all hopes of any kind of HE. I wasn't willing to pay well-over-market on a handy or oral just for the future possibility of (likely very expensive) FS. I turned back over and motioned for her to continue the massage. She half-assed it for another five or so minutes before saying "you done" and departed the room.

She came back to offer me water while I was dressing. Her language skills suddenly got much better as she suggested "you come back see me again when you have more money?" I just smiled and asked her name. She said "Cici" which blew my mind because she had not acted at all like the Cici described in the reports so far. I tipped $40 (my standard when prolonged contact is made with my junk without full release). I braced myself for her to pester me for more, but she just smiled and repeated I should "come back" to see her again.

Given her inflexibility on pricing and conveniently-timed language lapses, I will not "come back. " To be clear, I had arrived with more than enough to spring for FS if the stars had aligned. Her assumption that I had arrived with a light wallet was revealing to me: anyone who doesn't meet her opening quote for oral is SOL.

That being said, I'd like to point out that almost all of the successful reports so far for this AMP have been remarkably silent on the issue of what the damage was. My experience leads me to conclude that the ladies are used to getting their asking price (too much, IMO) but no one wants to admit it.

[Mr Regular]

Which of the 3 or 4 Thai Massages located at 12 Mile and Northwestern are worth going to?

Haven't heard anything more than a hit & miss basic HJ ending for the standard + $40 tip from a couple of those locations in some X amount of time, but Siam Touch located at XX419 used to be the most consistent along with OTC touching allowed, with decent looking providers, but that was quite a while ago, and as we know, good providers come & go like Michigan weather, good luck??

[Map000]

I saw her. She is in Pontiac near Pontiac General Hospital. Private location. No extras.

Massage was ok. Wears a rubber glove which I don't care for.

Nice lady trying to do massage for income.

If you want a 1/2 way decent massage with a rubber glove for $85 an hour, you will be happy.

If not I would not go.

She looks like her picture to me.

Is she Indian? Looks like Indian women. Would try out for variety if yes.

[Bzerkley Rich]

Which of the 3 or 4 Thai Massages located at 12 Mile and Northwestern are worth going to?

[MidgetMike]

Hard Pass.

I have seen the ads for D Spa on Van Dyke in Warren, anyone have a review or info for me? PM's are fine. I am always leery of going to Warren as well as Troy and MH but the ads have been consistent for a while and I will be in the area for work later this week. I appreciate any and all input or even other suggestions as I will be working around the Hoover / Masonic area in Warren.

[Rhinestone]

Had a dream this evening of Crystal in Pontiac;.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...717088538.html

She is a bit hesitant on giving out her location, but she does direct you where to go and when you arrive, she does give you the correct house number.

She is not a clock watcher, well over an hour massage. It is a DIY ending. Nothing on the menu, but she is cool with it. Very much a sweetheart, nice young lady.

Well worth the $, good massage too. At least the one I had was.

I'll be returning. Good luck all, stay safe out there!

I saw her. She is in Pontiac near Pontiac General Hospital. Private location. No extras.

Massage was ok. Wears a rubber glove which I don't care for.

Nice lady trying to do massage for income.

If you want a 1/2 way decent massage with a rubber glove for $85 an hour, you will be happy.

If not I would not go.

She looks like her picture to me.

[Kidcudi09]

Had a free weekend so decided to get a massage on Saturday. Lately I have been doing a rotation of local places I have not visited in the past. A couple of weeks ago visited Sunrise Spa (not a pleasant visit). Anyway decided to check out Acupressure in Westland after seeing the mention of backwalking.

Stopped by late Saturday afternoon. Led to room by Angie; was in the room for about 20 minutes before anybody showed back up. My first thought was to get dressed and leave because I was having flashbacks of my visit to Sunrise. Glad I stayed. Jessica comes in, introduces herself and apologizes for the long wait.

I asked for hard pressure and when I say this was one of the best massages I have had in quite awhile. The backwalking was excellent, she knows where to focus her feet for maximum pressure to relax your neck and lower back. I ended up with a 4 hand massage from Angie for about 10 minutes working on my legs and back who also apologized for the delay.

After she leaves this is when the teasing begins, slow and steady then asks me to flip. She allowed roaming up top (above bra) no FIV below ojust butt rubbing (above panties). She sits on my chest and turns to put her ass directly in my face (fully clothed) while she ramps up the dirty talk while giving me an explosive HJ. Cleans me up and proceeds to finish with a head, neck and shoulder massage.

After we finished we talked for a few minutes, get dressed and she proceeds to give me a hug and jumps in my arms. She definitely made up for the long wait time; talkative with a good personality. All in $140 ($80 door, $60 tip).

I can scratch another one off my list, will be back because her massage nearly put me to sleep.

Stay safe,

Cudi.

[HugeDk]

After reading a few reviews decided to give it a try, west side of the state is pretty limited so took the roughly 2 hour hike.

Nice lady, that's about where it stops.

Face - 4.

Hair - 2.

Communication not bad but checks her phone each time it goes off and that is constant.

Massage - 3.

Ending. I'm still trying to figure out how to rate, I'm going to go masturbate with a cheese grater and get back to you and see which one is better.

I wouldn't return in a punch if it was free. Tons of better options.

Maybe she was having a bad day but I it's that bad, just close and come back in when you can give decent service.

Door fee - . 7.

I gave $ at the door and she never asked if I wanted change.

What day / time did you go? So she gave you ending for only $30 tip? That is not like her. She is $50 minimum at least. Perhaps you had her friend and not her? What did she look like or wearing?

[HugeDk]

After reading a few reviews decided to give it a try, west side of the state is pretty limited so took the roughly 2 hour hike.

Nice lady, that's about where it stops.

Face - 4.

Hair - 2.

Communication not bad but checks her phone each time it goes off and that is constant.

Massage - 3.

Ending. I'm still trying to figure out how to rate, I'm going to go masturbate with a cheese grater and get back to you and see which one is better.

I wouldn't return in a punch if it was free. Tons of better options.

Maybe she was having a bad day but I it's that bad, just close and come back in when you can give decent service.

Door fee - . 7.

I gave $ at the door and she never asked if I wanted change.

What day / time did you go? So she gave you ending for only $30 tip? That is not like her. She is $50 minimum at least. Perhaps you had her friend and not her? What did she look like or wearing?

[HookerLover]

Anyone try this place? Number ends in 8278. Can't find any reviews. Spoke on phone and they want a crazy amount of money. Here is the pic they sent.

Yeah, This girl used to be a dancer, but does not look like this anymore. This pic is from a few years ago. She has ballooned up quite a bit. But it's at one of those stupid massage places where they don't do much. I have heard she is trying to charge 400 +.

[Big Boob Lover]

I have seen the ads for D Spa on Van Dyke in Warren, anyone have a review or info for me? PM's are fine. I am always leery of going to Warren as well as Troy and MH but the ads have been consistent for a while and I will be in the area for work later this week. I appreciate any and all input or even other suggestions as I will be working around the Hoover / Masonic area in Warren.

[T Long]

This my friend is AMP gold. I would cultivate his one to be a utr provider. Find an average looking provider and court her and make her your "girlfriend". It's a courtship but it pays off in the long run. If you guys aren't turning these women into "girlfriends" you're missing out on gold. They are reliable. They look forward to seeing you and they will often allow daty and FS once they get comfortable with you. Usually there is no upcharge because they are "girlfriends" "the only one" " very special to me". Many of them long for someone hey can have "exclusively" . Some of them haven't had sex in years. Just sharing for your benefit..

This happened to me just this weekend at my go to place. There is a provider there that has been there for some time. We have a good relationship. We have fucked before, but not always. Yesterday, we embrace like always. I get erect pretty quickly and she sits down on the table while I'm standing and she is caressing jr. She looks up and asks "fuck today? Did you bring condom?" This doesn't happen much, but it does happen. Of course, at the end she says she only does it with me, no one else. Maybe it's true, maybe not. The long term approach doesn't always work, but when it does, it sure is nice.

[Map000]

We Spa does couples and 4 hands on Wednesday and Sundays but call a day ahead to schedule. We Spa does not do walk ins. Is only one provider, $70 an hour, $50 for half hour. So double that for couples or 4 hands. Her customers, the ones she keeps and gives great service to, typically tip her the same amount as the massage rate, so $100 half $140 hour total or more. Her massage is worth it in my opinion.

Do you know if both will leave happy in couples massage or do they do it in diff rooms?