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04-27-19 01:36 #11211
Posts: 1622Alex K, again
I picked up Alex K the mixed SW at Ogden and Sully at 1245 am. We drove to an undisclosed location. She started nodding off en route. When we arrived she did her BBBJ again, but not as good as last time. We did BBFS and she had a bit of trouble getting physiologically stimulated, I'm assuming because she was so out of it. Finally we got some rhythm going and I gave her a creampie finish. She wiped off with some tissue and off we went. Paid for 30 for her time. No parking lots or city streets were befouled tonight. One question for you guys; what the hell is the Highway Patrol doing on Sullivant Ave? Weird. Alex's digits are available to trade. Send me digits of young attractive women under 30 years old.
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04-26-19 14:57 #11210
Posts: 103If Mr. Blue 314 said 2 plus 2 equaled 5, I would go along with it.
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04-26-19 12:22 #11209
Posts: 922Sorry dropped my phone
Sorry guys... dropped my phone and double posted. Shame on me...
Sorry guys..
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04-26-19 10:50 #11208
Posts: 922Thanks gargle
Well I stand corrected gargle.
I was only doing the math in my head. I was wondering what the cryptic message was. Though about PM but wasnt sure if that was against the rules or not.
Have a great day sir.
Originally Posted by GargleBlaster [View Original Post]
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04-25-19 16:12 #11207
Posts: 5You misunderstand me
Cryptic veiled? No. His post said he was with a girl 1/3rd his age when he was 54, and that she was 18. Cool. But then he said when he turns 55 that being with a girl 1/3rd his age wouldn't be legal anymore. I was pointing out the flaw in his math. At 55 a girl 1/3rd his age will be 18.333 years old. Still legal. Then I said that when he turns 72 he can be with a girl 1/4th his age legally. I say that is something to look forward to. I hope that clears up any mystery.
Then next time say that.
A2
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04-25-19 14:23 #11206
Posts: 103Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]
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04-25-19 10:43 #11205
Posts: 1622Originally Posted by McHobby7 [View Original Post]
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04-25-19 00:10 #11204
Posts: 131Me too
Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]
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04-24-19 23:16 #11203
Posts: 73Pilot app
Originally Posted by TravelerTwo [View Original Post]
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04-24-19 17:24 #11202
Posts: 5Blue's math
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04-23-19 22:22 #11201
Posts: 1622Did another dry run
I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.
I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.
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04-23-19 18:41 #11200
Posts: 582I am literally crying as I'm driving down the road reading this! That is so damm funny, good job gentlemen!
Originally Posted by SheThinksGolf [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 17:42 #11199
Posts: 34Originally Posted by MrBlue314 [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 14:18 #11198
Posts: 922No that's HumptyDumpty poo.
No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.
Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.
No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.
Originally Posted by SheThinksGolf [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 12:26 #11197
Posts: 103So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.
(sarcasm).