Streetwalker Reports

[SheThinksGolf]

If Mr. Blue 314 said 2 plus 2 equaled 5, I would go along with it.

[Mr Blue 314]

Sorry guys... dropped my phone and double posted. Shame on me...

Sorry guys..

[Mr Blue 314]

Well I stand corrected gargle.

I was only doing the math in my head. I was wondering what the cryptic message was. Though about PM but wasnt sure if that was against the rules or not.

Have a great day sir.

Cryptic veiled? No. His post said he was with a girl 1/3rd his age when he was 54, and that she was 18. Cool. But then he said when he turns 55 that being with a girl 1/3rd his age wouldn't be legal anymore. I was pointing out the flaw in his math. At 55 a girl 1/3rd his age will be 18.333 years old. Still legal. Then I said that when he turns 72 he can be with a girl 1/4th his age legally. I say that is something to look forward to. I hope that clears up any mystery.

Then next time say that.

A2

[GargleBlaster]

Cryptic veiled? No. His post said he was with a girl 1/3rd his age when he was 54, and that she was 18. Cool. But then he said when he turns 55 that being with a girl 1/3rd his age wouldn't be legal anymore. I was pointing out the flaw in his math. At 55 a girl 1/3rd his age will be 18.333 years old. Still legal. Then I said that when he turns 72 he can be with a girl 1/4th his age legally. I say that is something to look forward to. I hope that clears up any mystery.

Then next time say that.

A2

[SheThinksGolf]

Yes that is her! I will probably be taking a month long break from the streets. When I come back, the streets will flow with my creamy cum. I also had to go really bad the other night. I befouled South Front St a couple blocks south of the White Castle. There are just a bunch of warehouses in that area. I wasn't going to into one of the gay bars to use the bathroom. Supposedly you can't catch AIDS from a toilet seat, but I wouldn't want to use one of the toilets in there anyway. Shit, there's even a bar called Boscoe's. They may as well have called it Hershey Highway. I guess I could've gone to Double D's or the bar that used to be Buddy's Place. Oh well.

I will take note to stay away from South Front St. .

[Humpty Dumpty]

I saw this lady too a few nights ago. Long black hair, right? Looked like she could either be light skinned or white. I wasn't sure. It was late and dark. Had the same exact jeans on and a white puffy coat. Did you end up seeing her? Unfortunately I passed her up too many times because I wasn't sure and then I think she just packed it in for the night.

Yes that is her! I will probably be taking a month long break from the streets. When I come back, the streets will flow with my creamy cum. I also had to go really bad the other night. I befouled South Front St a couple blocks south of the White Castle. There are just a bunch of warehouses in that area. I wasn't going to into one of the gay bars to use the bathroom. Supposedly you can't catch AIDS from a toilet seat, but I wouldn't want to use one of the toilets in there anyway. Shit, there's even a bar called Boscoe's. They may as well have called it Hershey Highway. I guess I could've gone to Double D's or the bar that used to be Buddy's Place. Oh well.

[McHobby7]

I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.

I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.

I saw this lady too a few nights ago. Long black hair, right? Looked like she could either be light skinned or white. I wasn't sure. It was late and dark. Had the same exact jeans on and a white puffy coat. Did you end up seeing her? Unfortunately I passed her up too many times because I wasn't sure and then I think she just packed it in for the night.

[ThirdManAlive]

Short drive to truckstop at Wilson 70. Get yourself a lottery ticket while there too.

Download the Pilot / Flying J app. There are freebies right away for signing up and a different free drink every day.

[GargleBlaster]

[Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because it appeared to be some sort of cryptically written message and/or veiled warning.

Please do not post cryptic messages

Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.

[Humpty Dumpty]

I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.

I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.

[Bowtie]

I am literally crying as I'm driving down the road reading this! That is so damm funny, good job gentlemen!

So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.

(sarcasm).

[Ryder808]

No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.

Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.

No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.

Haha that's hilarious. Perfect timing to throw in HumptyDumpty's Easter eggs

[Mr Blue 314]

No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.

Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.

No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.

So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.

(sarcasm).

[SheThinksGolf]

So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.

(sarcasm).

[Traveler Two]

I poop at the casino.

Short drive to truckstop at Wilson 70. Get yourself a lottery ticket while there too.