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I am a stupid man. I had a relationship with a massage girl with an unhappy ending. Gentlemen, say no when a massage girl ask you to be her boyfriend. Just pay for the service you expected. Your guys are warned.Just out of curiosity, what ended up happening?
Whisper2000
02-20-08, 22:24
Several people asked for Winnie's information after my last post. Here is her ad.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/574912356.html
Looks to good to be true- has anyone seen her ?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/581075231.html
The way she says ANYTHING can be negotiated makes me think FS may be available for some more $
HappyGardener
02-21-08, 01:15
Looks to good to be true- has anyone seen her ?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/581075231.html
The way she says ANYTHING can be negotiated makes me think FS may be available for some more $
Can anyone say upsell?
HappyGardener
02-21-08, 01:16
Was she asian? I have heard they can be real headcases!
Dont even get me started.
Dont even get me started.Me either!
Whiskey Priest
02-21-08, 10:04
Looks to good to be true- has anyone seen her ?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/581075231.html
The way she says ANYTHING can be negotiated makes me think FS may be available for some more $
Upsell?? Maybe... Maybe not.
She could just be smart about what she's doing. By not commiting to anything illegal until face to face, she's protecting herself.
I know that after my incident a year or two ago, what I talk to a girl on the phone or in an email, I come right out and tell them that i don't discuss rates and services until we're face to face.
If one of us is a cop, the other incriminating themselves before we even get out the door.
Can someone describe what Winnie looks like please. I'm wondering if it would be the same as going to these AMPs with the older and ugly woman.
Why NOT to take a buddy w/ you.
http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1308199404&vw=g&b=22&pos=5&p=massage&fr=yfp-t-501
Member #1498
02-21-08, 17:00
Looks to good to be true- has anyone seen her ?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/581075231.html
The way she says ANYTHING can be negotiated makes me think FS may be available for some more $She did post again.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/580014492.html
Can someone describe what Winnie looks like please. I'm wondering if it would be the same as going to these AMPs with the older and ugly woman.
I'd say she's probably in her 30's. Average height, average weight, average face. So basically...average. I'd say she's younger than most of what you'll get around Chicago, not counting the Asian apartments. She's definitely not a spinner, but I've seen much worse. IMHO, the best thing about her is that the happy ending is a sure thing.
Addickddtosex
02-21-08, 18:08
Last year I went to a place on the Northwest Side of the city near Harlem and Higgins, actually just off Higgins. I had a great experience there and am hoping to find the girl I seen there. She looked like she was in her late 30's early 40's, thin, C-cup fake knobs, she gave a fantastic massage, and had a great handshake. There was no bs, no upselling, or attitude. Made the experiences so comfortable and painless. I didn't get the opportunity to get her info. And the third time I went back they had closed up shop. Is there a chance anyone went there and has seen her recently? A great massusse is hard to find.
I'd say she's probably in her 30's. Average height, average weight, average face. So basically...average. I'd say she's younger than most of what you'll get around Chicago, not counting the Asian apartments. She's definitely not a spinner, but I've seen much worse. IMHO, the best thing about her is that the happy ending is a sure thing.She is over 50, 5' tall, bad teeth and a belly. Same girl?
Ending is good.
Are we talikg about the same Winnie?
Joey Greco
02-21-08, 19:37
Still waiting for an answer: Who is "Bobby D" - or "Robert De" - at the Sunset Spa?
Someone said he has a long rap sheet involving pandering in the Chicago area. Could it be true?
She is over 50, 5' tall, bad teeth and a belly. Same girl?
Ending is good.
Are we talikg about the same Winnie?
Shit, I don't know. They all look the same to me. I didn't think she was in her 50's, but trying to guess their age can be a b---h. Plus, it's probably been at least a year since I saw her, so my memory could be a little fuzzy. Plus, the lights were dim at the time.
Yeah, that's it. It was the light! :)
Invisible Man
02-22-08, 00:03
Visiting from out of town, and was directed to Chinatown by members of this board. I thank you for the advice. Took the L from downtown. Pretty cool.
Walked around Chinatown in the freezing cold for a while and did not see anything that was obviously an AMP. Probably should have brought some phone numbers, or addresses, or something. But I suck at this. Finally stumbled across B&B Massage or Facial or something like that on Cermak near Archer. The place smelled like bad Chinese food. I wish I could remember the name of the girl who met me at the door. But I suck at this reporting crud. Maybe Korean, undetermined age, a bit overweight. If I had other options, I might have passed, but I was out of time, freezing my boys off, and it was here. Or nowhere.
Opted for the 1/2 hr for $45, and my expectations were low. She started the massage, with WAY too much lotion, and proceeded to work on my back. This was going to be a crappy massage, and I am glad I did not pay for the hour.
But then something happened. The massage got good. In fact. She gave a really good massage. Even if there was no handshake opportunity, this would be $45 well spent. She continued to work my lake a real pro. And I was regretting not getting the full hour. Got the hot towel treatment and then she flipped me over.
She went right for the boys and brought everything to attention. Then negotiated the tip. This is an unfair tactic because now that I am ready. I will agree to most anything. I went for the $60 HJ. Darn, I should have negotiated $40, but she had me by the short curlies.
The HJ was really good. She got game if you know what I mean. I hate it when they just go to town and nearly rip the darn thing off. She worked slow and methodically, and used a large variety of movements and areas of concentration.
Afterward. She continued the massage and even kept going for a minute of two after the timer rang.
Looks. 4 Body. 5 Massage. 8 Attitude. 8 HJ. 9
I-man
Blue Screen
02-22-08, 00:21
Visited a new place at 2246 and Clark tonight. Called 'Bodyworks and Spa' or www.chicagomassagelincolnpark.com. A number of things make it look like an AMP. Curtains on all the windows, locked door w/buzzer, late hours etc. But it was not to be.
A Korean girl answered the door. Didn't get a name but she was young, nice figure, tight jeans and shirt; very attractive! But based on what I've read here, that's usually the sign of a rip off. 7. 5/hr at the door and left my shoes in the lobby. She escorted me back, I saw a table shower on the way in but she didn't offer. She left me in the room to undress and w/out a towel, so I laid down on the table. There was a heater and some soft music playing. She came back and started the massage.
It wasn’t bad, but she definitely wasn't trained or had much experience. I let my hands wander a few times; twice she move back and the third time told me "no touching". The turn over was OK but she kept the towel well positioned. She was very nice to look at so it was extra frustrating that I couldn't do more.
I made a final plea when it was over. I removed the towel and asked if she could stay longer. "No sir, not here, sorry".
Do women at places like this ever warm up? Should I wait until they've been around longer? Maybe a tip upfront?
Oh well, back to Xindy.
Why is place not talked about on here?
It is the biggest Jizz dump in the whole Chicagoland area. And yet, very few if any reports. All the girls are FS like Sing in another area but, no reports.
Please dont tell me its not. I have had FS there know others that have too.
A true AMP. Everything that you look for, if you like AMPS.
The same with all the rest of the spas in and around Chinatown. FS everywhere.
The only reason I have not posted about my adventures there is because I thought I would be hurting the place. Not so!
Dont tell me about LEO either. I know why that is not a bother.
OK, so my next post if you want, will be about some of my adventures there, If you guys think it is OK, I will. Let me know. On the main board is OK or PM.
I do not want to be the only one though.
Shit, I don't know. They all look the same to me. I didn't think she was in her 50's, but trying to guess their age can be a b---h. Plus, it's probably been at least a year since I saw her, so my memory could be a little fuzzy. Plus, the lights were dim at the time.
Yeah, that's it. It was the light! :)Especially upside down!
Paul Stearn
02-22-08, 17:49
Do a search - it's talk about......
Luke Appling
02-22-08, 18:03
Visited a new place at 2246 and Clark tonight.
Called 'Bodyworks and Spa' or www.chicagomassagelincolnpark.com. A number of things make it look like an AMP. Curtains on all the windows, locked door w/buzzer, late hours etc. But it was not to be.
A Korean girl answered the door. Didn't get a name but she was young, nice figure, tight jeans and shirt; very attractive! But based on what I've read here, that's usually the sign of a rip off. 7. 5/hr at the door and left my shoes in the lobby. She escorted me back, I saw a table shower on the way in but she didn't offer. She left me in the room to undress and w/out a towel, so I laid down on the table. There was a heater and some soft music playing. She came back and started the massage.
It wasn’t bad, but she definitely wasn't trained or had much experience. I let my hands wander a few times; twice she move back and the third time told me "no touching". The turn over was OK but she kept the towel well positioned. She was very nice to look at so it was extra frustrating that I couldn't do more.
I made a final plea when it was over. I removed the towel and asked if she could stay longer. "No sir, not here, sorry".
Do women at places like this ever warm up? Should I wait until they've been around longer? Maybe a tip upfront?
Oh well, back to Xindy.If you had checked the old posts, you would have seen that this place is strictly legit. It would be IMPOSSIBLE to run a spa at that location for any length of time that provided extras.
However, I can see how you were lured in. Their Craig's List ads are very suggestive.
As a seasoned veteran in the game this place has been reported as inconsistant at best. Maybe some do some dont. YMMV at any place and I know how to treat the ladies and I have left the place happy and sad at the same time because just when you got the greatest massage theres no ending. I guess I'm spoiled and expect both. I'd rather get somewhere in between where you get both of both worlds.
Do a search - it's talk about......Thanks for the input!
I have been a regular of hers, but have not seen her for at least 6 months. I do know she is in her mid-40s, around 5' tall and petite. She does very good massage if you can take it hard, and is one of the best foot-massage therapists (it is painful) I have had. HS was never discussed, just provided without fuss. I leave a corresponding tip for job well done.
Confucius, why dont you share some of your episodes at Senina?
Looks to good to be true- has anyone seen her ?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/581075231.html
The way she says ANYTHING can be negotiated makes me think FS may be available for some more $A cute blond girl, an irresistible rate, visiting from California, with a local area code phone number.
When it sounds too good to be true, it usually is too good to be true.
Any interest in any of you mongers to communicate via AOL IM or the such. We may have to develop a secret code to comminicate but should be interesting this way info can be reached much faster. Any veterans want to PM their AOL IM that would be cool.
Jesus Collins
02-23-08, 17:44
And a money saving tip.
All I wanted today was a good ole regular massage from my regular massage diva, Maria. Made the appointment and much to my surprise I get "Marina". Fine, so I give her the $65 new commer gate fee and off I go to the room. Opted out of the TS. The massage begins and I'm thinking this is ok but nowhere near the quality of what Maria or Lucy can do but hey, at least I'm relieving stress.
On the flip. Is where gets interesting. Towel was left scrunched up by my right side, and I ask for a little water, which I have on the table and move the towel over to the left. She begins the rest of the massage with out cover. A unique breach in protocol for this place. However the gal mentioned above used to work without cover on the back and little cover on the front on occasion, and she was 100% legit. (tell me otherwise) Anyway, Mr. Collins went thru various degrees of attention levels but there was but only a little contact. When she was working my abs she made contact with her inner thigh to my left hand and I was pretty sure it was on. (bear in mind we're like 50 minutes in to this baby! ) Asked her if she did VIP to which she relpied "yes! , you've been here before! ". I said yep. Off we went.
So here is where I stand with this one..
Looks: 7-7.5 ( not quite as hot as Evone or Tina)
Body: 7.5
Service: 9.5-10 (my little reverse bait and switch tricked paidoff in spades-got the full one hour full body and the vip!)
Attitude: 9-10
Atmosphere:4
Had the serious nono..two men in towels passing each other in the hall.
Price: $120 for FB massage, TL, vip. ( think I got the deal of a lifetime at this place)
PM me. I have more great details on this one and some other tips and tricks, and why it may have been my last waltz at Lisunia's.
Why is place not talked about on here? It is the biggest Jizz dump in the whole Chicagoland area. And yet, very few if any reports. All the girls are FS like Sing in another area but, no reports.
All of the girls there and most other massage places know that they are being talked about on the internet. Many even lurk on this site and a couple of others then have chit-chats on what they find. Many ask not to be written about and others encourage it to get more business. The providers have families and (insane) boyfriends that read this site as well ---Hi folks!--- and give the girls shit about what they may or may not be doing. PM is the best way to go if anyone finds a diamond in the rough, word of mouth- the best advertising so they say. Chinatown Chicago is really pretty small, not many secrets can be kept for long.
Fork Please
02-24-08, 15:22
I have never met an Asian apt or massage girl who appreciated the internet thing. In my experience, they all seem to hate it because they have way to much to lose from many different angles. They GET their biz because of supply and demand...lots of horn dog boys out there, it's an inexhaustable market for them. They don't really need all this specific info being spewed.
The PM is a valuable screening tool and should be used more often on these boards. Being able to respond to people selectively is important IMO. This city is WAY tight and I think we need to respect the opinion of those girls that provide our fun. Otherwise, our CHOICES will slowly go away.
So..lose the graphic details, names of businesses and specific girls..offer enough info so that you will get PM'd...reply based on post history...I can't even tell you how many PM's I get from guys with ZERO posts. Whenever I see question from a person who seems legit I send off a PM if I can answer the question (shit, 8 or 9 decent posts is fine with me...zero, no way and I'm not a board warrior who attacks "newbies").
It makes sense because the cops and the local citizens are all over this board...it's like a roadmap for legit vs no legit.
The streets in Chicago are virtually dead compared to what they used to be..what do you think the next focus will be? It's already happening, guys.
I know it sucks but the reality is that there is way to much being offered up in terms of specific info on this board.
NW Indiana is a skeleton of what it used to be in terms pay for play at the massage joints...it has everything to do with people being able to grab info on the internet...I went to Fort Wayne on some day biz recently...they seem to be suffering from the same problem...I spoke to a Korean girl after an interesting hour with her and she told me that there busts going down left and right because of this and other boards, she knew EXACTLY what this was..not to mention, frequent drop in visits from cops and immigration people wanting to see documentation etc. Being hassled, day to day.
That's small town, but it can and will happen here. No sense in just tossing names, phone numbers, locations, what you got for your $ info out there...forcing these guys to jump through at least one hoop via PM screening is only sensible.
Musei is SPOT ON...it's no big deal to use the PM feature. It's all I do these days.
Enderwiggen
02-24-08, 15:47
Dudes seriously. I've been gone for while.
Probably won't be on too much.
My new GF is smoking.
SMOKING.
But last month, during a moment of weakness, (and when I was mad as hell at her so I used that to justify it.) I finally tried out XINDY. WOW.
I had CHERY. A 10 out of 10 as far as looks.
SMOKING body.
I opted for the half for. 35
And tip was. 30
WOW.
Long story short she wouldn't go past a handy finish. But let me tell you.
WOW. She mad love with her hand.
Anyone had more than that?
PM.
I want to thank all that report on the going on around the city. I plan to begin going out soon to some spots, but I do worry that with all the attention on here I might get caught up in some LE shit. I know of one of the places mentioned on here is under LE investagation. It's in the city..Be careful..Don't want to post the name but not opposed to sharing the information.
D
All of the girls there and most other massage places know that they are being talked about on the internet. Many even lurk on this site and a couple of others then have chit-chats on what they find. Many ask not to be written about and others encourage it to get more business. The providers have families and (insane) boyfriends that read this site as well ---Hi folks!--- and give the girls shit about what they may or may not be doing. PM is the best way to go if anyone finds a diamond in the rough, word of mouth- the best advertising so they say. Chinatown Chicago is really pretty small, not many secrets can be kept for long.The girls "There" hardly speak any English at all, so for you to say that they know because they look at the net, is not correct. They can't, and don't do their own research. Their customers like me and others, tell them that they are getting famous because of their activities. The owner "There" has a son, and others who know about this board and others, but could give a shit about it. The info here, and other places does not deter him, or his girls from their activities in any way. I know, I have talked to many of the girls "there" about it. They don't care. Some of them even are glad for the writeups because it brings in more money for them. More mongers go because of these reports.
Some of the other smaller places are more aware and cautious about these boards and thye do lurk. I agree with you on that part. But definitely not "There".
Ghostface89
02-25-08, 10:46
Richie wants the Olympics to come here and to compete with Vegas (and New Orleans, etc.) for conventions. Meanwhile, the City that gave us Little Egypt at the Columbian Exposition in 1893 and entertained visitors in the vice district, The Levee, in the old First Ward, harasses small time massage operations and independents while not going after international, big-money, organized prostitution operations using credit cards to off-shore banks and tied to real organized crime, especially the Russian Mafia (read former KGB) and rogue Mossad and ex-Mossad intel. Not to mention the illegals from Mexico and Cento-American "Chamarras Para Caballeros" houses set up by MS13 and other banditos.
You see, its very complicated to bust an international op when the gumshoes in local and county LE don't speak the lingo. How many state's attornies speak Spanish, let alone Russian, Hebrew, Chechen, etc? LE can't follow complicated money-transfer games, they cannot penetrate shell corps. They want a quick fix busting the "Palos Park Madame" (a small time, lingerie show operation that occassionally offered "extras") for some front page inches in the local press to justify the crap job they are doing in keeping us safe in our beds at night.
Bottom line guys: be careful. WE are easy targets. WE are not at $500+ fund raisers eating rubber chicken with these politicians one day, and then being given a pass for any trangressions of statutory law the next.
More in a future message.
I don't know if this is true or not, but I thought it was worth a report.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/585755801.html
The girls "There" hardly speak any English at all...
So "There"...!
The only AMP I've been to is Spa 7, I have not gone to any of the ones in Chicago yet and I'm going to be back in town soon. Are there any AMPs in Chicago with FS attractive girls under the age of 40? The girl at Spa 7 was good looking, but older and I'd like to try something new.
Is Thai Palance any good? If someone could perhaps pm me recommendation if they don't want to post info here. Either way it would be awesomeness to receive some advice- I can only afford to try 1 or 2 places before I go back to school in an area with zero amps.
Paul Stearn
02-26-08, 06:42
Richie wants the Olympics to come here and to compete with Vegas (and New Orleans, etc.) for conventions. Meanwhile, the City that gave us Little Egypt at the Columbian Exposition in 1893 and entertained visitors in the vice district, The Levee, in the old First Ward, harasses small time massage operations....... More in a future message.
Oh goodie - I can hardly wait - let's turn this forum into Poli-Sci 101
The only AMP I've been to is Spa 7, I have not gone to any of the ones in Chicago yet and I'm going to be back in town soon. Are there any AMPs in Chicago with FS attractive girls under the age of 40? The girl at Spa 7 was good looking, but older and I'd like to try something new.
Is Thai Palance any good? If someone could perhaps pm me recommendation if they don't want to post info here. Either way it would be awesomeness to receive some advice- I can only afford to try 1 or 2 places before I go back to school in an area with zero amps.I would say the girls in Thai palace are normally under 30 and more attractive than AMP.
Iceman1951
02-26-08, 23:46
The only AMP I've been to is Spa 7, I have not gone to any of the ones in Chicago yet and I'm going to be back in town soon. Are there any AMPs in Chicago with FS attractive girls under the age of 40? The girl at Spa 7 was good looking, but older and I'd like to try something new.
Is Thai Palance any good? If someone could perhaps pm me recommendation if they don't want to post info here. Either way it would be awesomeness to receive some advice- I can only afford to try 1 or 2 places before I go back to school in an area with zero amps.I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/588458331.html
This really caught my eye. Anyone seen her?
I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.I thought Thai palace was also FS?
HappyGardener
02-27-08, 16:42
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/588458331.html
This really caught my eye. Anyone seen her?
It has been strongly suggested in the past that due to the short shelf life of CL posts, it is better to copy and post the ad. The last two posts that you put up were flagged for removal which makes your post irrelevant.
HappyGardener
02-27-08, 16:45
I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.
I would tend to disagree. I think of 3 places in Chinatown that I can get FS right now. This poster would also tend to have better luck with younger Asian girls by going to the Asian apts, which of course what Thai Palace and Taj Mahal are. It totally depends on if you are comfortable with that scene or not.
Massagedoc
02-27-08, 19:14
Has anyone been to this place lately? I was there in the summer and seen a girl named Corrina, had a 30 minute special, 10 minutes each in steam, ts, and then massage, kind of a waste on the massage end, but really wasn't looking and got what I came for. I called yesterday to set something up for Friday, told Corrina not there anymore, going to see someone else. Angie and they have a 60 minute deal so any info is appreciated.
I would say that you need to get to the suburbs to get full service. Go to Singapore in Arlington Heights. They have 8 girls and even supply the condom.I completely agree with H.G. on what he says about Chinatown spas. It takes a little time and some dough, but it is available at most of the Spas down in that area of the city, and I am not talking about the Apts.
H.G. you must be getting old to only limit yourself to only 3 places. LOL!
I would tend to disagree. I think of 3 places in Chinatown that I can get FS right now. This poster would also tend to have better luck with younger Asian girls by going to the Asian apts, which of course what Thai Palace and Taj Mahal are. It totally depends on if you are comfortable with that scene or not.Woah Thai Palace is an apt? I thought it was an AMP! I am getting confused :P. But I've been to apts so they're usually fine with me.
Forgot to ask- are the girls in the Thai Palace CL ads real girls from there or just models?
Past Tense
02-29-08, 00:36
Visited a new city Apartment from an ad in craigs
A RELAXING UNRUSHED SENSUAL MASSAGE IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED! LET SEXY ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR STRESS! I ENJOY WHAT I DO AND I'VE AMAZING HANDS!! ALL MY SESSIONS ARE PRIVATE ONE-ON-ONE WITH NO INTERUPTIONS JUST YOU HAVING A GREAT TIME! ENJOY DELUXXXE PAMPERING BY ME........
HOUR : 9AM - 12MIDNIGHT (INCALLS ONLY)
RATES : 160 / 60MIN
PHONE : 773;641;2126
Fullerton and Ashland
Typical setup and service. 3 call system. The girl I met Michelle was not the girl pictured in the ad. But she was a friendly compact spinner.
Face: 6-7
Nice Bs nice nipples.
Body 7-8
Massage 4
Service 7
usual price.
She did allow kissing and DATY which was nice. Wouldn't say that she lived up to the hype in the ad but overall a good experience with a nice girl.
Her English was pretty weak so she didn't press the conversation portion of the appointment.
About the same type of deal as Thai Palace although some of the TP girls have been very good looking.
For you new guys who are agonizing over whether to take the plunge, a sure thing for 160 is a better deal than getting a major upsell or shut out at an AMP.
- pt
Juggy Gales
02-29-08, 15:34
Uhm, Yea
Honestly, Its the Best in town. Younger girls, Always the same type, And the same setup. I've never had a bad time there. Is there run around worth it, Yes it is, deal with it until they know you, then your all good.
They girls get rotated every 10-14 days, and I have not seen below a 7 yett.
The AMPs are hard to feel out sometimes, You think somethings on the menu and you get shut down, so you leave ready to go somewhere else to get the job done, then you already wasted money on the first massage. If I wanted a Good massage, I wouldn't goto a AMP.
I just wish we had some euro apts that were on par with the asians.
And Lately CL has been a bust with alot of women on Bullpoop, I booked a 1pm with a girl today, told me to call when I was there, so I called 5 mins before she told me to call, and she was like uhm I'm confused didn't you call me 5 mins ago, Uhm no, I'm where you told me to call you from, and waiting on you, and drove 45mins here. I told you 1pm and here you are double booking appts. Why do you even take appts then. She said I will call you back in 5 mins, Guess what its 35mins later.
Forgot to ask- are the girls in the Thai Palace CL ads real girls from there or just models?In my experience they are. Some even have reviews on a major escort review site.
Jesus Collins
03-01-08, 00:09
Yeah, that was BS. Long story short is that I have been dying for a great hour full body form a trained mt. Stress and all. Lisuias is in walking distance. So I call to see who is available tonight, sort of hoping for Lucy. Julia was the only one availbale for non VIP so I booked an hour never having seen her before. Now this girl looked soemwhere between Hillary Duff and Avril Levive. Petite, and very cute. Some might say stunning. I'm on the table thinking, here we go again, zero massage skills, she's just another VIP girl or a I'll "trained" therapist. ON the flip I'm still covered and just kind of hoping this turns into a vip, because the massage is kind of going nowhere.
And that was kind of it accept for a few "teasing" acceptions which you can PM me for.
I did however get a table shower which I never had before. I was fully exposed on the flip. Someone was going to be fully exposed for this session, damn it!
Anyway, I do feel pretty good after, so it wasn't a total loss.
Here we go.
Looks: 9.5-9.75 I dont usually like blonds but brunettes have not been treating me well lately. If you like em little, you will be floored. She may be in the running for best looking provider i have ever had.
Massage: 4-5..if its going to be legit, it better be great. the first couple I had with Lucy and Maria was like taking good shrooms...(the after effect anyway)
attitude: 9
extras: 0
Overall experience: 7
I think the home work assignment for those who enjoy this place is to find out if she does VIP, and save us a few bucks. I think she was mentioned in posts about seinna. Could be the same gal.
Good luck, and God speed.
JC
Juggy Gales
03-01-08, 04:15
Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.
So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.
So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.
I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.
SpokenOne69
03-01-08, 13:10
IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.
However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".
Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go!
IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.
However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".
Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go!Well said So69.
One thing I will say from my POV, is that the service for me is better than ever.
Their looks, no. If they ***** about tips, I tell them that the other girls or spas would be very happy to have a regular like me, and maybe I should go there from now on. Believe me, they all understand more that they let on, and will not let you go. Asian girls are driven by money, and only money in their business. I said "business" because that is all we are to them. With very few exceptions.
HappyGardener
03-01-08, 17:36
I do still go to the AMPS in Chinatown, but I would say that, anymore, the majority of my visits are to the Asian Apts, and to some providers that are freelance. The quality is better, the turnover of workers is faster, and I am guarenteed FS as opposed to the hit or miss AMPS. Most the apts I go to do not advertise and are certainly not on CL. Sometimes I am the only white guy in the place. I go to the apts for the same reason I get coffee at the same place every morning; I know what I am going to get when I walk in the door.
Diverdan66
03-01-08, 19:08
I do still go to The AMPS in Chinatown, but I would say the majority of my visits anymore are to the Asian Apts. The quality is better, the turnover faster, and I am guarenteed FS as opposed to the hit or miss AMPS. Most the apts I go to do not advertise and are certainly not on CL. Sometimes I am the only white guy in the place.Where can I find the Asian apts that you speak of that are not advertised?
Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.
So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.
So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.
I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.
Obviously you had a few negative experiences here. However, I have to admit to having a bit of a smug response to reading your story. The whole business of mongering is dirty. It's full of idiots, dumbshits, and crooks. Oh, yes, there are gems too. But the fact remains our hobby attracts the lowest forms of life society has to offer.
As hobbyists, we need to realize on the whole we're not dealing with established, well-respected businesses who care about their clientele. Men are very vulnerable in this activity and we get taken, lied to, cheated, robbed, etc. When you find a good thing enjoy it. When you get taken advantage of or find yourself dealing with a crook or idiot then move on. You'll save yourself a lot of aggravation if you do.
Goat Trotter
03-01-08, 21:48
So I'm curious have any of you guys had a Tantric massage and are you getting more than the usual handshake? PM me if you know a decent provider, I've been looking at a few on CL and wanted to get out of the same old AMP rut and try something different.
Cheers and happy mongering...
Mindblender
03-01-08, 23:39
IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.
However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".
Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go!
Being a regular customer is a good way to know the place, but I wouldn't visit the same therapist 5-6 times.
Jasper Malloy
03-02-08, 00:31
Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. [...]Great report, sorry about your bad day. That's truly the essence of TOFTT. We all do it sooner or later. I am curious, though, why not name names on the blow-off?
Juggy Gales
03-02-08, 01:18
Great report, sorry about your bad day. That's truly the essence of TOFTT. We all do it sooner or later. I am curious, though, why not name names on the blow-off?Search ers at CL for 8151 sensual/erotic massage
Raoul Duke
03-02-08, 01:55
Obviously you had a few negative experiences here. However, I have to admit to having a bit of a smug response to reading your story. The whole business of mongering is dirty. It's full of idiots, dumbshits, and crooks. Oh, yes, there are gems too. But the fact remains our hobby attracts the lowest forms of life society has to offer.
As hobbyists, we need to realize on the whole we're not dealing with established, well-respected businesses who care about their clientele. Men are very vulnerable in this activity and we get taken, lied to, cheated, robbed, etc. When you find a good thing enjoy it. When you get taken advantage of or find yourself dealing with a crook or idiot then move on. You'll save yourself a lot of aggravation if you do.Thanks for the heads up. I was beating my head against the wall trying to find an ATM on Kedzie so that I could pop in there the other day. I stopped at Walgreen's and waited in line at the ATM machine for five minutes. When one has the jones, five minutes is a life time. Finally I got frustrated, said screw it, drove home and choked the chicken. I was hoping to make a trip back there next week, but based on this report I might as well take it off my list. However, if anyone has had an exceptional experience there and wants to share a name, please shoot me a PM. Damn, I wish I could find a cheaper and less frustrating hobby. Somehow I don't think crossword puzzles will bring me the same satisfaction.
So I'm curious have any of you guys had a Tantric massage and are you getting more than the usual handshake? PM me if you know a decent provider, I've been looking at a few on CL and wanted to get out of the same old AMP rut and try something different.
If you would like to try the "real deal" and even perhaps take a workshop try here to start...
http://www.thetantricheart.com/
BTW... the workshops are a blast!!
George W. Bush
03-02-08, 14:58
http://www.thetantricheart.com/
Can you schedule appointments with the lady? The thought of him naked doesn't do much for me.
Juggy Gales
03-02-08, 16:54
Can you schedule appointments with the lady? The thought of him naked doesn't do much for me.Are you sure?
Be truthful Now.
Can you schedule appointments with the lady? The thought of him naked doesn't do much for me.
You may want to study tantra a bit more first...
http://kadampa.org/en/reference/about-tantra
Teabagplain
03-02-08, 19:07
I think the home work assignment for those who enjoy this place is to find out if she does VIP, and save us a few bucks. I think she was mentioned in posts about seinna. Could be the same gal.I'm guessing this is the same girl I saw on Saturday. I did not get a massage from her, as I had an appt with Ivana. Tiny, blonde, and cute as a button. Ivana told me she was new and that she does not do extras. Hopefully that will change.
On a different note, stopped by CLV in Belvidere during one of my interstate drives. It was a bit out of the way, but I'm glad I did. Nice place--it's clean; the tables are not the typical austere massage tables, but are actually nicely padded; and each room has its own shower. I like that you get to see the available girls and choose. This is different from other places in the region such as The Spa (both of them), at which--unless you had an appt with a specific person--you get whoever answered the door. They are also well staffed. I was told they typically have 6-8 girls during the busy hours and 4-6 during the off hours. I went during during an off-peak time and there were two girls waiting, plus I could hear one or two pairs of voices in the back.
Saw Gloria. Probably mid-30s. White, black, possibly Latino mix (her skin is fair enough that she could pass as being white from 20 feet away). Very tall, A-cups, trim figure. Excellent back and legs massage. Finish was so-so. Door fee includes finish. I'm a little fuzzy on the tipping. I think you're just supposed to tip whatever you think the girl deserves at the end (I left a pretty good one for the service). This makes me wonder how more extensive service gets negotiated.
I think this place is definitely worth another look in the future to figure it out. Not worth it to do a roundtrip from the city, but if you're in the far NW suburbs or if you're like me and have occasion to drive through Western Illinois every once in a while (it added about an hour to my overall trip time), it's worth a look.
Hadecologne
03-02-08, 21:27
Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.
So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.
So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.
I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.I was at this same place on Friday 2/29. I called thinking that I was calling a lone provider but something wasn't right when I was given the address and rates over the phone. Normally I am given a cross street and asked to call when I get there but for this one the address was given without a problem.
Anyway, I arrived there, went up to the second floor. Rang the bell and a dog started barking! I wanted to leave but didn't leave. Found a guy with 4 girls, he asked for $.8 for the hour & $.60 for half an hour. I looked around and settled for half an hour. I was told to go to a room and some girl followed me. When I got there, she looked at me and said she has seen me before. I looked at her and I was like yeah I met you before. She told me to strip and started the baby oil crap. That did not go for a long time as she immediately pulled my hand to rub her ass. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and she stated the ridiculous price of $300 for the hour. I was like hell no!! I had FS with her before for $100/hour and she was damn good then. Just only because she was in that facility she wanted to rip me off. My last encounter with her was in an apartment on Ridge/Clark. I refused everything on Friday apart from the $60 that I paid at the door. Told her I would meet her at her place and that is when I can pay.
Play safe and smart out there!
I've never had a bad time there. Is there run around worth it, Yes it is, deal with it until they know you, then your all good.What do you mean by run-around? Is there a chance I don't get FS the first time?
Juggy Gales
03-03-08, 01:54
What do you mean by run-around? Is there a chance I don't get FS the first time?No. but people complain about there Phone Skills, and they way the handle you if you have never been there before. There just protecting themselves, And it is Well Worth it.
Hodecolonge,
"FS with her before for $100/hour and she was damn good then. Just only because she was in that facility she wanted to rip me off. My last encounter with her was in an apartment on Ridge/Clark."
Was this latina short, thin and wearing large hoop earrings? If so, she also used to work North/Ashland.
Well, this isn't much of a first post, but here goes.
I have been looking for a good EMP in the Des Plaines/Niles area, and saw an ad on CL Therapeutic for a place on Milwaukee near Howard. It was actually mentioned here once (by SpaSearch), and I had the same luck as him.
The girls there are indeed hot, and the massage was decent (a little light for my taste), but you can't beat the price they have going right now. If someone has any luck there, I'd like to know the secret.
Another strike out was in Des Plaines. There is a euro woman offering massage out of a nail place (near white hen on Lee). I have seen her several times, but no hint of anything extra.
When I was younger, my first trip to a AMP was successful beyond my imagination, and I have had shitty luck ever since.
Anyway, if anyone has some success stories for EMPs in/around the O'Hare area, feel free to let me know.Try Singapore Spa on golf road in MountProspect your first visit usualy nothing after that anythings on the menu
Hadecologne
03-03-08, 11:47
Hodecolonge,
"FS with her before for $100/hour and she was damn good then. Just only because she was in that facility she wanted to rip me off. My last encounter with her was in an apartment on Ridge/Clark."
Was this latina short, thin and wearing large hoop earrings? If so, she also used to work North/Ashland.The girl you are describing was there too. The one I had was tall "plump" by name Sasha. Search for her on CL. She has gained weight since we last met. Her attitude too was bad.
Why is it that everyone is quoting $300 nowadays? This is just ridiculous and I ain't paying that! AMPs still are the best and let us hope inflation does not creep in there too.
Search ers at CL for 8151 sensual/erotic massageSorry to hear about your bad day Juggy. About three years ago I had a similar experience with 8151, (can't remember her name). I did finally hook up with her, what a waste. Fat, unattractive, terrible massage and attitude. Post your negative review on CL if you get a chance.
M22, also a waste of time.
PittPanther
03-03-08, 19:01
So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.
This has happened to most anyone trying to line up an independent. You call and talk to them, they ask you to call back. You call back at the correct time, and it rings and rings, or goes straight to VM.
Are they able to put numbers on ignore, using their cell phone?
Another question obviously is WHY? Why go through that trouble? Why not just tell you "I'm busy now, how about 6pm?" Why the games?
Of course I already know the answer - She's wh*re, and her entire life is about 'head games.' She wouldn't know any other way to play it.
I was here several months back and had a girl I knew from somewhere else. She quoted me a little higher rate than her norm ... but explained that in this place, the girls DO NOT get any part of the House Fee of $80.
But her rate is nowhere close to the $300 being asked for today. According to her, $150 should be the norm for FS here. I would also walk rather than pay $$$ here. I can get 2 FS for that price elsewhere at AMPs.
Flint Striker
03-04-08, 13:36
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/593730723.html
I ran across several warnings like this one close together on CL about this MP near Fullerton and Western. Does anyone know if this is an established place, or a front that Leo set up to give himself something to do?
Jasper Malloy
03-05-08, 01:48
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/593730723.html
I ran across several warnings like this one close together on CL about this MP near Fullerton and Western. Does anyone know if this is an established place, or a front that Leo set up to give himself something to do?I have visited that place before, last time almost a year ago. At the time the service was so terrible I wouldn't ever return - I can think of SWs I'd rather have given that buck-eighty to. Don't know if things have changed since then, but I remember that when I was there last, they said they were moving or changing owners or something. I suppose that doesn't entirely answer your question, but I hope this helps.
HappyGardener
03-05-08, 02:11
No it looked like a brand new place a few weeks ago when I drove past; New awnings, paper up on the windows, "Opening Soon" sign up. I cant remember the name....someone drive by and look...but it was obviously going to be a massage place. something like "Happy Endings Spa' or something like that. BTW, the phone number in the CL ad (773/759/4637) is used by a bunch of different girls including this one: http://www.fouraces.com-a.googlepages.com/ and this one
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/594764235.html
Something like "Happy Endings Spa' or something like that.
LMAO. Love that! Wish it were the name..of course they'd unforturnately prob'ly be open for about 10 seconds with leo driving around.
Rico Forty
03-05-08, 11:30
No it looked like a brand new place a few weeks ago when I drove past; New awnings, paper up on the windows, "Opening Soon" sign up. I cant remember the name....someone drive by and look...but it was obviously going to be a massage place. something like "Happy Endings Spa' or something like that. BTW, the phone number in the CL ad (773/759/4637) is used by a bunch of different girls including this one: http://www.fouraces.com-a.googlepages.com/ and this one
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/594764235.html
good catch Hap
No it looked like a brand new place a few weeks ago when I drove past; New awnings, paper up on the windows, "Opening Soon" sign up. I cant remember the name....someone drive by and look...but it was obviously going to be a massage place. something like "Happy Endings Spa' or something like that. BTW, the phone number in the CL ad (773/759/4637) is used by a bunch of different girls including this one: http://www.fouraces.com-a.googlepages.com/ and this one
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/594764235.html
HappyG,
Those ads have JACKSHACK written all over them. I'm sure someone will TOFTT, but it won't be me.
HappyG,
Those ads have JACKSHACK written all over them. I'm sure someone will TOFTT, but it won't be me.
The only reason I would say they might not be is they give a price up front which isn't usually the case with the jackshacks.
Drove by today and noticed the open sign was not lit up and the "fancy" signage in the front window was gone. Is it possible that they poor serviced and priced themselves out of business?? Also noticed the windows of the apt upstairs were boarded up.
HappyGardener
03-06-08, 00:46
Did anyone else get a text message from an old friend today? PM me if you did.
I've been trying to go there for a while, made a phone call. Spoke to a gentlemen, said to call back in an hour when in the area. Called him about 45 mins later. Acted as if he didn't remember speaking to me, said they were all booked fo the rest of the night. I did call pretty late, but he said they took calls till 1am?
Anyone been to this girl?
HELLO I'M ERICA..............
I am an elegant ,seductive, first-class companion for all your dreams and desires! I like to keep my appearance beautiful and young. I am just what you are looking for. I'm a rare combination of exquisite angelic beauty, genuinely sweet personality, bright mind, and playful disposition. I'm genuine and down to earth, smart and sophisticated. Always open minded and extremely attentive.
1773-EIGHT-SEVEN-SIX-4467
FULL -175ROSES
MASSAGE-100ROSES
http://www.fouraces.com-a.googlepages.com/
http://www.fouraces.com-a.googlepages.com/?
You're a little later there.
No it looked like a brand new place a few weeks ago when I drove past; New awnings, paper up on the windows, "Opening Soon" sign up. I cant remember the name....someone drive by and look...but it was obviously going to be a massage place. something like "Happy Endings Spa' or something like that. BTW, the phone number in the CL ad (773/759/4637) is used by a bunch of different girls including this one: http://www.fouraces.com-a.googlepages.com/ and this one.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/594764235.html
Sorry, I missed the link.
I saw the threads but missed the web site.
Past Tense
03-07-08, 12:00
Felt the need and Thai Palace couldn't accomodate my schedule so I tried one of the new city Asian apartments.
I'M ASIAN FROM JAPAN , COME HERE FOR FULL BODY MASSAGE WITH SWEET GIRL . GFE . $160 FOR 1HR . CALL 312-927-8209 .
Location: CHICAGO NORTH AVE/ ASHLAND
Streert parking. 2 call system easy quick setup.
The girl I got (Julie) was not the one in the Photo. Petette Thai girl, decent english A's with huge nipps
Looks:6
Body : 7
Service: 8
As I was leaving I met the "girl " in the picture. Face looked much older than the picture would indicate. Early mid 30's.
- pt
SpokenOne69
03-07-08, 12:09
Visited Senina last night. Took the table shower option. Very busy. Attendant, Nancy, says - I give you table shower after massage. I say - I want table shower before massage ( it was a long day). Ok - you wait 30 "vinuits". I think about it and say ok do the massage. She remarks about the scent coming from my ass - no kidding - that's why I want table shower first. Did she think I wipe my ass with roses?
Decent massage and HE. But, I had to beg her to do table shower after we finished. But, I must admit the table shower was quite good - just wish it came first.
Nancy - probably mid 50's or older
decent body for an older women but really did not see much of it
Below average engrish
overall experience - below average
Most likely will not return - better options in the area
Papsan did give me $10 coupon for next visit, however
I was there about 4 months ago during the day. Very bright out and the extreme sunlight made me feel as if everyone on the planet knew where I was going. It's a busy intersection, but you can walk right up to the door and go upstairs to the girls second floor location. Neither of the girls were the one's in the ad and one was really into playing Xbox. I took the girl that greeted me. She declined FS and she had a chronic cough which had me freaking out her having TB. I received a massage and BJ. She was nervous that I was a cop, but with a big build and a shaved head I get that a lot. It sounds like the girls and service level have changed, not far from home may have to stop in. This time I will wait to the sun goes down!
Felt the need and Thai Palace couldn't accomodate my schedule so I tried one of the new city Asian apartments.
I'M ASIAN FROM JAPAN , COME HERE FOR FULL BODY MASSAGE WITH SWEET GIRL . GFE . $160 FOR 1HR . CALL 312-927-8209 .
Location: CHICAGO NORTH AVE/ ASHLAND
Streert parking. 2 call system easy quick setup.
The girl I got (Julie) was not the one in the Photo. Petette Thai girl, decent english A's with huge nipps
Looks:6
Body : 7
Service: 8
As I was leaving I met the "girl " in the picture. Face looked much older than the picture would indicate. Early mid 30's.
- pt
I was there about 4 months ago during the day. Very bright out and the extreme sunlight made me feel as if everyone on the planet knew where I was going. It's a busy intersection, but you can walk right up to the door and go upstairs to the girls second floor location. Neither of the girls were the one's in the ad and one was really into playing Xbox. I took the girl that greeted me. She declined FS and she had a chronic cough which had me freaking out her having TB. I received a massage and BJ. She was nervous that I was a cop, but with a big build and a shaved head I get that a lot. It sounds like the girls and service level have changed, not far from home may have to stop in. This time I will wait to the sun goes down!
Felt the need and Thai Palace couldn't accomodate my schedule so I tried one of the new city Asian apartments.
I'M ASIAN FROM JAPAN , COME HERE FOR FULL BODY MASSAGE WITH SWEET GIRL . GFE . $160 FOR 1HR . CALL 312-927-8209 .
Location: CHICAGO NORTH AVE/ ASHLAND
Streert parking. 2 call system easy quick setup.
The girl I got (Julie) was not the one in the Photo. Petette Thai girl, decent english A's with huge nipps
Looks:6
Body : 7
Service: 8
As I was leaving I met the "girl " in the picture. Face looked much older than the picture would indicate. Early mid 30's.
- pt
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Nicky Forza
03-07-08, 15:23
People in Alaska can sleep more peacefully tonight.
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I am amazed.
Herman 2429
03-07-08, 19:03
I went to this place about a month ago. Two call system. Went in, room was way too bright. But I asked for Vanessa. Really hot. Wouldn't do F/S. She said maybe when I get to know you better. I've seen the posts about LEO, not sure. It wasn't that great of a massage, but vanessa was worth checking out nude.
Hi everyone,
I'll be visiting chicago for a business trip. Anyone knows a good MP or AMP? Please, let me know the name, location, and phone # thru PM.
Be safe out there.
Thanks
Visited Senina last night. Took the table shower option. Very busy. Attendant, Nancy, says - I give you table shower after massage. I say - I want table shower before massage ( it was a long day). Ok - you wait 30 "vinuits". I think about it and say ok do the massage. She remarks about the scent coming from my ass - no kidding - that's why I want table shower first. Did she think I wipe my ass with roses?
Decent massage and HE. But, I had to beg her to do table shower after we finished. But, I must admit the table shower was quite good - just wish it came first.
Nancy - probably mid 50's or older
decent body for an older women but really did not see much of it
Below average engrish
overall experience - below average
Most likely will not return - better options in the area
Papsan did give me $10 coupon for next visit, howeverShe usually won't do a HE the first time, so congrats, she must need extra money. She will do much more for Chinese men.
I heard a rumor her and Papasan are an item.
Papasan gives everyone a coupon, and "good" customers get a better rate then $65 also. Some guys as low as $40 per hour plus TS.
I also agree that there are better places to go.
In my experience they are. Some even have reviews on a major escort review site.The TER site? If so I don't know how to find them there, I'm a member but new and not familiar with all the options.
Go to the MP at 1121 S State St Chicago, Il
When tell papasan you want the VIP session.
No need to do research on the Chicago Boards. I am happy to give this info out since you have shared alot of your experiences and never asked for any info in return.
Hi everyone,
I'll be visiting chicago for a business trip. Anyone knows a good MP or AMP? Please, let me know the name, location, and phone # thru PM.
Be safe out there.
Thanks
If you're looking for an MP, you've come to the right board. Now you just have to read it. There's tons of information here, but I seriously doubt that many members are going to be willing to repost information that's already been posted a multitude of times.
In other words, RTFF!
How close to downtown is Thai Palace?
Is it going to be hard to find / a pain in the ass to park / tons of traffic, ect?
If any.
I'll be there later tonite and would appreciate that along w/ the rest.
Angry Dragon69
03-08-08, 16:50
The TER site? If so I don't know how to find them there, I'm a member but new and not familiar with all the options.On CL, their ads usually have pics with names. Use the names on TER, some are on TER, some not, because of high turnover.
She usually won't do a HE the first time, so congrats, she must need extra money. She will do much more for Chinese men.
I heard a rumor her and Papasan are an item.
Outing a fellow Monger, even if he IS a 'Papa-san'... so sad! Perhaps we could bring up the rumors of the Mama-san having a 'boy-toy' on the side as well! ROFLMFAO!!
Outing a fellow Monger, even if he IS a 'Papa-san'... so sad! Perhaps we could bring up the rumors of the Mama-san having a 'boy-toy' on the side as well! ROFLMFAO!!Thanks for the lecture Milktoast. I thought that it was good bit of info for the guys, but you take it to heart.
I dont care what you or others think, When you can come up with as much info as I do, please feel free to post what you know.
Outing a fellow Monger, even if he IS a 'Papa-san'... so sad! Perhaps we could bring up the rumors of the Mama-san having a 'boy-toy' on the side as well! ROFLMFAO!!Another reason I put it out there which you obviously did not try to figure out is, If I am going to go to a place and the boss and the GF are working at the same time, guess what? She probably wont allow any fun at that time, which by the way some of my buds here have noticed about her.
But than again, you really dont think like that do you?
Hey, you have anyone who I can go see tomorrow? Anything to add beside criticism? Huh? I look forward to your recomendation!
DickAllMighty
03-09-08, 01:49
I'll be in Chicago for a few days next week, and will be staying right in the city. I plan on checking out the action in Chinatown for FS. I'm going to do some research for locations, can someone point me in the right direction? I don't need the exact locations myself, but it would help greatly if someone point me in the right direction to find the locations.
(If you search for my posts, you will see that I'm a regular in DC.)
Jordan Fan
03-09-08, 07:52
Please help me out! I will be around the chinatown area next weekend and am looking for an affordable massage and HJ only. Can someone give me addresses and choices. I would be open to choices around chicago downtown area also.
Thanks
Goat Trotter
03-09-08, 12:23
Had a funny combo from the owner/desk girl, I guess because they were too busy and then Tammy. Demands too much but stuck to the the regular price. I guess the older the woman and bigger the rack the more she thinks she can demand. Anyway...
Heard from them that they will be moving down the street to 2831 in a couple of months.
Jordan Fan
03-09-08, 15:17
I will be visting the Chinatown area this weekend and am looking for a massage parlor that is reasonably priced and I just would like a HJ. Please help me with names and addresses.
Thank You
Raoul Duke
03-09-08, 15:57
I typically don't like doing the Chinatown thing, but when you've gots to, you've gots to. Unless I'm missing something, Chicago's CT is nothing like San Fran's. The girls out there are typically pretty hot and rather accommodating. I digress. Anyhow, did a 30 minute in the dreaded front room. She was 30 something with soft skin, didn't catch her name. She wanted 50, we agreed to 40. Of course, as I was leaving, I saw a more attractive girl having lunch. She was younger and thinner; more to my liking, but cest la vie. My 30 minutes was up and I was out the door. Aside from the mediocre technique, she kept answering the phone. I want to avoid her, so if anyone can recommend a younger technician with a nice attitude, please pm me. Muchas thank yous.
Please help me out! I will be around the chinatown area next weekend and am looking for an affordable massage and HJ only. Can someone give me addresses and choices. I would be open to choices around chicago downtown area also.
Thanks
***BANGING HEAD AGAINST WALL***
I give up.
Member #3971
03-09-08, 23:47
Hey, y'all. Been lurking here for a while and finally registered up. Its pretty fun reading this board sometimes. Anyway I had a fantasy about 7 heaven the other day and it was pretty nice. A young latina charging asian prices. Sweeeeeet! She was OK looking and there was one SMOKING hot asian girl there. I was massaged by the little mami. They had a weird massage table cum TS. Those things always weird me out. Always smell vaguely mildewy. The TS was thorough, the massage OK and the drain mediocre at best, though I left feeling good. The electricity went out at one point which kind of freaked me out. All the lights going out simultaneously. Nervous. She gave me a price for fully nude that hinted at FS. But maybe not. Anyone see the hot asian there? She's SO fine.
Jordan Fan
03-10-08, 08:07
Anybody have an address and info about Senina?
Give me a review please, with prices!
SpokenOne69
03-10-08, 10:06
Thanks for the info on her. I said to myself after I left that I would not go back. The session was strange with her. The hj was even more wierd. But, after reading the opinions, it makes sense. Never would have thought it.
At least now, I will return but make sure I see someone different
Another reason I put it out there which you obviously did not try to figure out is, If I am going to go to a place and the boss and the GF are working at the same time, guess what? She probably wont allow any fun at that time, which by the way some of my buds here have noticed about her.
But than again, you really dont think like that do you?
Hey, you have anyone who I can go see tomorrow? Anything to add beside criticism? Huh? I look forward to your recomendation!
Nancy goes a bit too Deep Tissue for me and her passion just isn't there. I recommend Jessica as currently her ass has a real hypnotic effect on me. Worth the wait if she is busy and BTW, she really is VERY friendly!
As far as how I think, Nancy works there like anyone else and she knows the protocol. Weather she does or doesn't shouldn't depend so much IF she is GF of the Papa-san. What DOES matter is WHEN Mama-san reads your post, just as if ANY here on this list has a Mama-san that gets wind their (rumored) roaming around.
Lately I have been quite bored with Chinatown and have been spending more time with at a few Korean places closer to home.
Member #3971
03-10-08, 14:09
Hi, y'all,
I was wondering if anyone has a review for this girl. She sent me some nice pics when I emailed her, but I need to know she's not LE or something. can't be too careful, right? (in so far as anyone who practices this hobby is actually being "careful") thanks if you can help. be safe out there.
JC
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/597771872.html
Nancy goes a bit too Deep Tissue for me and her passion just isn't there. I recommend Jessica as currently her ass has a real hypnotic effect on me. Worth the wait if she is busy and BTW, she really is VERY friendly!
As far as how I think, Nancy works there like anyone else and she knows the protocol. Weather she does or doesn't shouldn't depend so much IF she is GF of the Papa-san. What DOES matter is WHEN Mama-san reads your post, just as if ANY here on this list has a Mama-san that gets wind their (rumored) roaming around.
Lately I have been quite bored with Chinatown and have been spending more time with at a few Korean places closer to home.This just shows how much you don't know about that place. Mamasan DOES NOT read the net about the place, neither does he. They hear from the customers who tell them things, and other associates in the Chinatown business world. As I stated earlier, Nancy does knows the protocol, and is a lot less friendly when papasan is around. That is good info for the guys who may just get her when he is there. It is the info I would want! You agree with me on that, so you are saying the same thing.
Here is some real info for you, and others that is not "generic" like your report. Jessica will go FS with enough visits just like all the others there, so forget the Koreans, spend a few thousand dollars, if it costs you that much, and work with her to get to the magic land that we all want. Thank me later.
ENOUGH OF THIS! Stay out of my posts, OK!
Anybody have an address and info about Senina?
Give me a review please, with prices!The search button is up to the right, just right below where it says PRIVATE MESSAGES. Do you see it? Good! Now click the word search and it will take you where you want to go.
Anybody have an address and info about Senina?
Give me a review please, with prices!
I believe Senina is a Chinese restaurant, I recommend the shrimp with black bean garlic sauce. Should set you back about $8.
Paul Stearn
03-10-08, 20:09
I believe Senina is a Chinese restaurant, I recommend the shrimp with black bean garlic sauce. Should set you back about $8.
No offense - but the Cantonese duck is by far superior and will only set you back about $14 USD.
Raoul Duke
03-10-08, 20:44
No offense - but the Cantonese duck is by far superior and will only set you back about $14 USD.I don't know guys. My good friend, Wi Fukum Yung, a Chinatown restauranter, recommends stinky tofu, monkey's brain or duck fetus. I personally prefer the puntang, a delicious meal dating back to the Tang Dynasty.
Anyone been there latley. I usually see 2 girls in there and wondering if it is worth the time and money.
Thanks guys.
HappyGardener
03-11-08, 08:30
I don't know guys. My good friend, Wi Fukum Yung, a Chinatown restauranter, recommends stinky tofu, monkey's brain or duck fetus. I personally prefer the puntang, a delicious meal dating back to the Tang Dynasty.
Really? I thought the house speciality was Cream of Sum Yung Gui.....
Member #3971
03-11-08, 11:41
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/601992100.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/602618445.html
I had weird experiences at both of these places a few months apart. Their ads are very suggestive and the pics, when they have them are of cute girls. My experience was that I had crappy massages with no chance of extras by the "pretty" "very young" "thorough-n-effective" therapists. Not only were the massages crappy, but at least 10 dollars over priced. The connection is that the one on milwaukee is called 'Elle Spa' And the one on clark was listed as 'Elle BK' on my CC slip. I'm not sure that they are in cahoots, but the levelof service plus the similarity in company name suggest that they could be. I'm not calling them ripper-offers per se, but I did leave feeling kind of frustrated with the whole deal. I would have almost rather visited Q+Q. Almost. Y'all all probably know the score with these places, but incase ya didn't, IMHO they should be run out of business so that a real provider can take care of me. If anyone knows how to getter done in these joints, holler. I'd be greatful. PM me for details about how hard I was trying to get the one on clark to TCB.
Be safe out there, this town is full of savages.
J. Cock. Tos. Ton.
Ran across a CL posting in the therapeutic massage section for a 40 y/o old large sized 42D Asian woman. We exchanged some emails and she claims to be house sitting near Damen & Diversey.
Her price sturcture seems reasonable enough w/ a complete menu of services, but the logistics of her limited time availability doesn't work for me. I thought I'd throw it out to the rest of you readers.
Her posting doesn't include a phone number thus must contact via email. If you look for her posting, possible key search words include Bella, Asian, Diversey and Ravenswood.
Good luck to those who might pursue. Hope to read your reports.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/601992100.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/602618445.html
I had weird experiences at both of these places a few months apart. Their ads are very suggestive and the pics, when they have them are of cute girls. My experience was that I had crappy massages with no chance of extras by the "pretty" "very young" "thorough-n-effective" therapists. Not only were the massages crappy, but at least 10 dollars over priced. The connection is that the one on milwaukee is called 'Elle Spa' And the one on clark was listed as 'Elle BK' on my CC slip. I'm not sure that they are in cahoots, but the levelof service plus the similarity in company name suggest that they could be. I'm not calling them ripper-offers per se, but I did leave feeling kind of frustrated with the whole deal. I would have almost rather visited Q+Q. Almost. Y'all all probably know the score with these places, but incase ya didn't, IMHO they should be run out of business so that a real provider can take care of me. If anyone knows how to getter done in these joints, holler. I'd be greatful. PM me for details about how hard I was trying to get the one on clark to TCB.
Be safe out there, this town is full of savages.
J. Cock. Tos. Ton.
Same guy owns at least 4 sites including these. I am sure you will see rejects from other places that will give you a flashback (bad trip) or two.
An Asian female provider once told me that if she couldn't give a good massage she HAD to give a GREAT HJ in order to keep clients.
And so it goes.
So I go to Elegance, my first time there. Couple girls sitting around looked okay if not a little worn and then mamasan. Of course mamasan does the massage. I only want a quick HR so I'm fine with that. She was old and massage is just okay and then the flip. I'm not sure how she did it but she squeezed in a way that made me shoot like a bullet. Nailed myself in the upper arm. She got the giggles about it and we both had a real good laugh. Didn't speak english at all, but she was still giggling as I left. I'm glad I could entertain...
PittPanther
03-11-08, 18:32
The connection is that the one on milwaukee is called 'Elle Spa' And the one on Clark was listed as 'Elle BK' on my CC slip.Credit Card Slip??? Have you lost your mind?
Apparently you have nothing to lose (wife, kids, job, alimony, etc).
You actually leave a paper trail in these places? Given that the people running a spa are by default kind of shady, you don't mind leaving them with your CC information?
As long as you are not moving around thousands of dollars (like the esteemed Governor of NY), cash is almost untraceable.
My, oh my... I can only assume you are NOT married!
From what I can determine, they have the same owner at these places:
4054 N. Milwaukee
2246 N. Clark
1026 N. Ashland
4667 N. Manor
From what I can determine, they have the same owner at these places:
4054 N. Milwaukee
2246 N. Clark
1026 N. Ashland
4667 N. ManorG-8 the only one you missed is the last one. The 4t one is located in Skokie.
4667 is not one of his.
Raoul Duke
03-11-08, 20:11
Credit Card Slip??? Have you lost your mind?Yeah, I've been guilty of that on a couple of occasions. The last time I did it, probably about nine years ago, the place got busted a week after I used my card.
Geez, relax. From what he said, it sounds like his experience was totally above-board.- no extras offered or taken. Hence, nothing illegal happened, and he was just a tired businessman getting a relaxing massage on his way home from the office.
Nothing there to hide from a wife if he is married, or his job etc etc. And if they do something untoward with his CC info, well, that's why the CC companies have their protection policies. Sure, cash is probably your best bet in a place like that, but better use a credit card than a debit card because of the extra fraud protection available.
Credit Card Slip??? Have you lost your mind?
Apparently you have nothing to lose (wife, kids, job, alimony, etc).
You actually leave a paper trail in these places? Given that the people running a spa are by default kind of shady, you don't mind leaving them with your CC information?
As long as you are not moving around thousands of dollars (like the esteemed Governor of NY), cash is almost untraceable.
My, oh my... I can only assume you are NOT married!
Member #3971
03-12-08, 03:17
You are correct. I am not married. I *am* fairly new to this so live and learn. Thanks for the info. Is the *owner* mentioned LE or something else I should worry about? I will take the cash only precaution from now on. It's good for me cuz it keeps me honester.
Thanx.
Bunch of savages,
JC
You are correct. I am not married. I *am* fairly new to this so live and learn. Thanks for the info. Is the *owner* mentioned LE or something else I should worry about? I will take the cash only precaution from now on. It's good for me cuz it keeps me honester.
Thanx.
Bunch of savages,
JCYes I am a Savage!
I learned a new word today----honester. Hilarious!
I think your post is funny. I could not help but laugh when I read it.
Thanks for the compliment and I mean it in a good way.
Member #3971
03-12-08, 17:29
So I find it strange that 1026 is an affiliate of the Elle inc. I've been there twice recently and had very good, if not odd ball, luck. Paid the standard amp door fee and negotiated for a .5 HS but the first time it was a latina and the second time a white american (!?!?!) the american girl wasted no time giving me her digits and quoting me a "negotiable" price for everything she did, which is everything. She also told me no less than three names that she goes by. Any way , I'll probably never call her, not really my style. I keep it limited to the MP environment and I usually only go when I'm on a long dry spell. Happy to give specific details to anyone who wants them. PM me for that stuff.
And seriously I appreciate all of the advice. I didn't know I was going to blow up the board like that over the CC thing.
Doctor.
JC
I tried out an AMP just outside of O'Hare the other day and had a fairly good experience. The location is a little strip mall and the women were mediocre looking (not bad, just not great). The massage was actually very good (that part was a pleasant surprise) and much needed. The woman took her time giving me a proper massage and on the flip asked if I needed the little guy taken care of. Looked like all the options were available though I only opted for a HJ. I didn't get the full hour I had paid for but it was more than most places that seem to rush to the flip and the massage is just a quick slap on the back. PM me if you want the address and phone number. Have fun and be safe
Blue Screen
03-12-08, 23:22
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/601992100.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/602618445.html
I had weird experiences at both of these places a few months apart. Their ads are very suggestive and the pics, when they have them are of cute girls. My experience was that I had crappy massages with no chance of extras by the "pretty" "very young" "thorough-n-effective" therapists. Not only were the massages crappy, but at least 10 dollars over priced. The connection is that the one on milwaukee is called 'Elle Spa' And the one on clark was listed as 'Elle BK' on my CC slip. I'm not sure that they are in cahoots, but the levelof service plus the similarity in company name suggest that they could be. I'm not calling them ripper-offers per se, but I did leave feeling kind of frustrated with the whole deal. I would have almost rather visited Q+Q. Almost. Y'all all probably know the score with these places, but incase ya didn't, IMHO they should be run out of business so that a real provider can take care of me. If anyone knows how to getter done in these joints, holler. I'd be greatful. PM me for details about how hard I was trying to get the one on clark to TCB.
Be safe out there, this town is full of savages.
J. Cock. Tos. Ton.2246 was a rip-off for me. I live a 5 min walk away and was very disappointed; beautiful girl, bad massage, no extra. I'm fine with a beautiful girl that gives a legit massage, or an average girl that gives extras. But a lovely young girl (great figure, tight jeans, low-cut top) that gave neither was frustrating. :)
Happy Trails10
03-13-08, 10:07
So I find it strange that 1026 is an affiliate of the Elle inc. I've been there twice recently and had very good, if not odd ball, luck. Paid the standard amp door fee and negotiated for a .5 HS but the first time it was a latina and the second time a white american (!?!?!) the american girl wasted no time giving me her digits and quoting me a "negotiable" price for everything she did, which is everything. She also told me no less than three names that she goes by. Any way , I'll probably never call her, not really my style. I keep it limited to the MP environment and I usually only go when I'm on a long dry spell. Happy to give specific details to anyone who wants them. PM me for that stuff.
And seriously I appreciate all of the advice. I didn't know I was going to blow up the board like that over the CC thing.
Doctor.
JCHey Doctor JC,
Either you accidentially or you purposally try to give to much information to LE. As a long time monger myself I read this board often however don't agree with some of the information provided esspecially if we want to keep the good places open. However I think it is apporpriate to speach for more than one voice, WE KNOW HOW TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES. All the information you gave, which makes things much easier to locate and shut down is NOT needed. Keep it simple pal.
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Hi guys,
Just to put this in perspective:
1. There is no club, massage parlor, escort service, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website. Don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town.
2. No Forum Members have ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.
3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.
4. The police have never contacted me or requested any information from me about any forum member, and they never will because the forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada.
Thanks,
Jackson
Coolouforever
03-13-08, 13:16
Hey guys,
I was doing my laundry this morning when I noticed there was a hair salon next to the 24 hour laundrymat on the 1000 block of N. Western that had a sign that said massages. I called the place and the lady said it was 60 for the hour or 40 for the half by appointment only. I'm kinda curious about this place. I beleive they are mainly Polish maybe Ukrainian women there has anyone been there before if so post a report or PM me please.
Member #5481
03-13-08, 14:39
Saw an ad for a $50.00 massage in CL so I thought why not give it a shot. When I get to the place in the 5900 block of Milwaukee it had a big legitimate looking sign (Thee European Spa) so to make sure I was not worried about anything while trying to relax I made an appointment at CTM for after this massage.
With the CTM appt booked I made absolutely no moves on the girl and she gave absolutely no sign of extras being offered with the sheet covering and tucked at all times. Massuese was an American girl named Karen and for .5 it was a good massage.
My question is has anyone ever got anywhere at this location. The receptionist when I arrived was a cute blonde with a large rack. When I left the older Euro woman who talked like the owner asked if I had ever had a body scrub. When I told her know she showed me a table that had 4 or 5 showerheads above it. I may go back for this even if the place is legit. I will just book another sure thing appt for afterwards.
PM with any success stories at this place
PittPanther
03-13-08, 15:14
And seriously I appreciate all of the advice. I didn't know I was going to blow up the board like that over the CC thing.
Doctor.
JC
JC, welcome to the Chicago board!
Between me and HappyTrails, you got hit pretty hard. Consider this an apology. I was just surprised that u would use your CC. Try not to make a habit out of that...
In terms of the appropriate amount of detail. I disagree with HT01. I want to read the details on the board, not have to PM every time to find out what happened. If anyone thinks that not talking about a spa is going to keep it open longer - not likely. Spas close because neighbors complain, pissed-off customers provide anonymous tips, or the spa does not recruit the appropriate 'friends' in local Police and government.
Spas don't close because of online reviews.
So let me get this straight...
New guys come on here all the time and get slammed for asking questions and not posting any information. Then John Coctoston comes on here and posts some relevent info, and a new guy, who's never posted before, slams him because he thinks John's giving too much information? Do I have that right so far?
3 out of John's first 5 posts have been informative. For a new guy, that's not too bad. I, for one, appreciate the info. Keep up the good work (sans the CC :D).
Flint Striker
03-13-08, 17:58
Tried an apartment girl advertised on CL as "visiting Nena" while she was here. Absolute killer little spinner body, just as advertised. Wow. Cute small B's with delicious nipples, very petite, beautiful long black hair. The apartment was near O'Hare and easy to find. Mamasan had me call three or four times for turn by turn directions.
As gorgeous of a fantasy girl as Nena was, my session with her was just average. Must have been chemistry or maybe that I got a cell phone call from my SO right as I was parking to go in. I had higher hopes for a more playful, sensual session. Don't get me wrong. I got the basic goal I went there for, but the session was really pretty mechanical. That's the risk of apartment girls sometimes. I've had some really nice sessions, but this one falls into the category of me wishing I had seen a familiar provider. Still, the next time she's in town, I might set up with her again and see if we can improve the results. As always, YMMV. Maybe pale pudgy guys like me don't light her fire.
Got a woman offthe other list.
Name of Robin .Very tall MilF.Good massage extras where even better .In a nice location in the south loop.
She is a total freak .I highly recomend great price awsome service .
As I explored her I found out how to turn her on .She made me promise not to tell what to do .God I will definatly repeat.
JC, welcome to the Chicago board!
Between me and HappyTrails, you got hit pretty hard. Consider this an apology. I was just surprised that u would use your CC. Try not to make a habit out of that...
In terms of the appropriate amount of detail. I disagree with HT01. I want to read the details on the board, not have to PM every time to find out what happened. If anyone thinks that not talking about a spa is going to keep it open longer - not likely. Spas close because neighbors complain, pissed-off customers provide anonymous tips, or the spa does not recruit the appropriate 'friends' in local Police and government.
Spas don't close because of online reviews.Thanks P.P.. I have said this all along and sometimes get hammered.
I know 100% that LE does not need this board. I have a very close friend in the 16th district that "schools" me on whats up in that part of the city. He is also a visitor at some of the spas.
Anyway, thanks.
Member #3971
03-14-08, 01:59
Hey guys,
I was doing my laundry this morning when I noticed there was a hair salon next to the 24 hour laundrymat on the 1000 block of N. Western that had a sign that said massages. I called the place and the lady said it was 60 for the hour or 40 for the half by appointment only. I'm kinda curious about this place. I beleive they are mainly Polish maybe Ukrainian women there has anyone been there before if so post a report or PM me please. I have such a weakness for emps and do not like making the trek to Lisunia's for cold hearted HS from unskilled massage therapists. Even if they are smoking hot and have big ol' floppy party boobies. An emp in my neighborhood? I'm tempted to TOFTT my damn self. If I do, I'll let you know whats up, Cool. Might be a bit though, those last trips to 7H set back my therapy funds for a while.
I *do*, however, know of a place on division west of western that hooks it up pretty nice. I can't think of the name of it, it's been at least 6 mos since I visited. Its an AMP and they advertise on CL. I think they use the location of Western and Division in their CL post. I come across it every so often. Last time I saw the ad, if memory serves, they advertised asian and latina. If you search for it on CL you'll know you've found it because the ad is wildly misspelled, moreso than most and they list a phone number, not an actual address. You'll have to call to find out where and maybe set up an appointment. It's worth it though. She was a goodloking late thirties Chinese (? ) woman. She let me touch her skin, but not her ass through her pants because she didn't want to get oil on them. I had a little laugh to myself when I was negotiating the price of the tip, she argued that the massage she gave me was too good for just. 4. She was right. The massage was excellent, and, she went for the whole hour. (uncovered after the flip). The place felt very secure, too. A locked door, buzz you in deal. Man. I'd almost go back there for just the massage. But then comes the flip.
Thanks for the warm welcome fellas.
No more CC for me, PP!
And If y'all feel like flaming up (HT), just remember; There are like a thousand places you can go to let that stress out listed right in front of our faces on this board. If one of these won't work, TOFTT and let that stress out on some cutie's too tight BeBe shirt and then come tell us what a grand old time you had.
How 'bout this weather, huh?
Johnny
Enderwiggen
03-14-08, 06:36
I would tend to disagree. I think of 3 places in Chinatown that I can get FS right now. This poster would also tend to have better luck with younger Asian girls by going to the Asian apts, which of course what Thai Palace and Taj Mahal are. It totally depends on if you are comfortable with that scene or not. But HG,
You have to hit those Joints often, and most newbs have no intentions on doing that, or lack of fundage.
P.S.
I am back, And next weekend I plan on hitting the hard to hit spots with ym best game, to see what I turn up. Actually. Is there a spot anyone needs tried out?
P. P. S
Umm ya, Relax.
Had cindy.
Don't do it.
Barely gave me a massage. Went straight to a mediocre finish. ASKED for. 4
(HAs a rack though, same as mays only real.) chubby, and rushed.
Bad Bad,
Then again YMMV
P. P. P. S
NEWBIES
I am a newbie as I haven't posted alot.
But I've been here for 2 years just about.
Don't be pissy at me because I won't answer questions for you seniors won't. I am barely here enough to check my pm's as it is.
Enderwiggen
03-14-08, 06:47
HappyG,
Those ads have JACKSHACK written all over them. I'm sure someone will TOFTT, but it won't be me.Ummm Dude.
That place strangly reminds me of salon88.
I don't think it's a jack shack.
I'm not sure if im willing to TOFTFT though.
Not my cup of tea.
If there is any place that will get busted it will be that one.
Enderwiggen
03-14-08, 06:50
So let me get this straight...
New guys come on here all the time and get slammed for asking questions and not posting any information. Then John Coctoston comes on here and posts some relevent info, and a new guy, who's never posted before, slams him because he thinks John's giving too much information? Do I have that right so far?
3 out of John's first 5 posts have been informative. For a new guy, that's not too bad. I, for one, appreciate the info. Keep up the good work (sans the CC :D).I agree to an extent.
I personally think that the description is so comically accurate that it may be fake.
Just a thought.
Happy Trails10
03-14-08, 12:02
I don't mean to be rude however don't you guys watch the news. There are many places out there that do extras however with lots of precaution on who they see and who they don't. Posting certain ads about certain places and girls just gives LE more of a reason to poke farther into these places and girls. And yes as dealing with massage parlors for over 20 years LE does look at these sites. They can't use any information on here to convict someone however they can use it as information to go on for leads in the ring. You think that this site is untouchable to LE or any form of law inforcement? NO they can join just like all of you. All I was trying to convey to you pepole is to much information is not needed. And not just LE however the owners of these places come on here to, to see which girls do what and so on so on. So the information that the allegde doctor said about her giving him her phone number and telling her all the names she uses. Now what owner would want to know that their girl is trying to steal clients. If you want to keep the good providers with jobs and around where you can find them then don't give out information that is not needed. And wow do you guys have mood swings like women. Chill out it was just my personal opinion.
Do you really think that LE, spa owners, etc, monitor a board where there is no actual proof of any truths being said. There is no way to determine if names, places and prices are fact or fiction. The posts are anonymous and for all we know the "men" posting are full of it. A little information saves the rest of the board members a lot of work. LE does not have to do this work because they are LE. They cannot get busted, they cannot go to jail and if they bust into a legit operation all they say is, "our mistake. " Until someone can offer concrete evidence (which they cannot)that this board leads to an increased number of arrests, everything we say is hearsay. I thought this board was a place to share information and do some research. This is one source of research. Research requires information. Vague posts do little to promote research. In my opinion, vague information is useless. A name, a number can be helpful, but only an idiot would take that information and use it without some fact checking. That would include searching this board first and then other internet sites. Furthermore, if you don't want to go to jail, invest $30 in a lifetime membership to a reverse phone number search site. Since we don't have "I buy sex" membership cards and we are breaking the law, our best protection is increased information. LE knows who is in the game and who is not. Knowing the ins and outs of the game gives you more protection against arrest and making dangerous errors.
I don't mean to be rude however don't you guys watch the news. There are many places out there that do extras however with lots of precaution on who they see and who they don't. Posting certain ads about certain places and girls just gives LE more of a reason to poke farther into these places and girls. And yes as dealing with massage parlors for over 20 years LE does look at these sites. They can't use any information on here to convict someone however they can use it as information to go on for leads in the ring. You think that this site is untouchable to LE or any form of law inforcement? NO they can join just like all of you. All I was trying to convey to you pepole is to much information is not needed. And not just LE however the owners of these places come on here to, to see which girls do what and so on so on. So the information that the allegde doctor said about her giving him her phone number and telling her all the names she uses. Now what owner would want to know that their girl is trying to steal clients. If you want to keep the good providers with jobs and around where you can find them then don't give out information that is not needed. And wow do you guys have mood swings like women. Chill out it was just my personal opinion.
Ummm Dude.
That place strangly reminds me of salon88.
I don't think it's a jack shack.
I'm not sure if im willing to TOFTFT though.
Not my cup of tea.
If there is any place that will get busted it will be that one.
Ummm Dude,
When a place tells me how their "cozy rooms have been designed to put you at ease so you can relieve your stress" and then offers a "FULL SERVICE VIP massage" for $200 above the door fee, that smells like a jackshack to me. I could be wrong. But if you've ever looked at ads for the places that are typical of Roselle ("we'll get down on our knees for you," etc.), you might see where I'm coming from. Also, if you look at Salon 88's website, there is no mention of rates above and beyond the room rates other than mentioning that the "masseuse(s) are independent contractors and work for your..... generous gratuities." I think that they tend to be a lot less blatant in their advertising.
I agree to an extent.
I personally think that the description is so comically accurate that it may be fake.
Just a thought.
Other than describing the race of the two masseuses, I found very little detail in his descriptions, certainly nothing comical or even out of the ordinary for that matter.
...And wow do you guys have mood swings like women. Chill out it was just my personal opinion.
Mood swings? Chill out? You may want to look at the tone of your first post. Just my opinion.
Coolouforever
03-14-08, 19:48
Hey there John if you do the place I mentioned let me knwo how it went, as for the one you mention I think the address is 2556 or 2557 W. Division it's called KM Spa/Massage and is blocks from my house. I went there a couple of times and had a great experince both times with a sexy latina (or I could've picked an Asain), it was 65 for the hr and 45 for the half both times I took the hr, was uncovered for the ts, the massage was not bad and I was uncovered for that as well. As for the extras I paid 100 for a nude massage with HJ with my hands roaming everywhere plus I got a mouthful of melon if you know what I mean.
I have such a weakness for emps and do not like making the trek to Lisunia's for cold hearted HS from unskilled massage therapists. Even if they are smoking hot and have big ol' floppy party boobies. An emp in my neighborhood? I'm tempted to TOFTT my damn self. If I do, I'll let you know whats up, Cool. Might be a bit though, those last trips to 7H set back my therapy funds for a while.
I *do*, however, know of a place on division west of western that hooks it up pretty nice. I can't think of the name of it, it's been at least 6 mos since I visited. Its an AMP and they advertise on CL. I think they use the location of Western and Division in their CL post. I come across it every so often. Last time I saw the ad, if memory serves, they advertised asian and latina. If you search for it on CL you'll know you've found it because the ad is wildly misspelled, moreso than most and they list a phone number, not an actual address. You'll have to call to find out where and maybe set up an appointment. It's worth it though. She was a goodloking late thirties Chinese (? ) woman. She let me touch her skin, but not her ass through her pants because she didn't want to get oil on them. I had a little laugh to myself when I was negotiating the price of the tip, she argued that the massage she gave me was too good for just. 4. She was right. The massage was excellent, and, she went for the whole hour. (uncovered after the flip). The place felt very secure, too. A locked door, buzz you in deal. Man. I'd almost go back there for just the massage. But then comes the flip.
Thanks for the warm welcome fellas.
No more CC for me, PP!
And If y'all feel like flaming up (HT), just remember; There are like a thousand places you can go to let that stress out listed right in front of our faces on this board. If one of these won't work, TOFTT and let that stress out on some cutie's too tight BeBe shirt and then come tell us what a grand old time you had.
How 'bout this weather, huh?
Johnny
Steven Lynn
03-14-08, 21:33
Does anyone have any experiences with extras at Relax?
Please PM me.
Thanks!
Does anyone have any experiences with extras at Relax?
Please PM me.
Thanks!
do a search and then go there. I have had many a nice massage there. Barney
I learned a lesson last week about what happens when you don't do any research. I actually thought I was smart enough to read this place but was wrong. I should have checked in here first.
Having said that, let me be clear...Never, ever, go near this place.
I would hope that they have no repeat customers but have only the stupid one-time idiots from out of town like me.
I have a newfound respect for this board.
I learned a lesson last week about what happens when you don't do any research. I actually thought I was smart enough to read this place but was wrong. I should have checked in here first.
Having said that, let me be clear...Never, ever, go near this place.
I would hope that they have no repeat customers but have only the stupid one-time idiots from out of town like me.
I have a newfound respect for this board.
Yep. This place is a case study in jackshacks.
I just heard from a friend that a girl who works there, sees customers at her secure Atp. building in the morning before she starts work.
He also said that she tells these guys that they are the only ones that she sees there, which is obviously not the case.
I will share her name via PM only with anyone who may be the unlucky guy who is getting this lie told to him.
Rico Forty
03-15-08, 13:18
I just heard from a friend that a girl who works there, sees customers at her secure Atp. building in the morning before she starts work.
He also said that she tells these guys that they are the only ones that she sees there, which is obviously not the case.
I will share her name via PM only with anyone who may be the unlucky guy who is getting this lie told to him.
I was just wondering who that person might be. It could be the lady I see in Chinatown at B and B. She said she was going to start doing this.
Rick
Enderwiggen
03-15-08, 14:10
Ummm Dude,
When a place tells me how their "cozy rooms have been designed to put you at ease so you can relieve your stress" and then offers a "FULL SERVICE VIP massage" for $200 above the door fee, that smells like a jackshack to me. I could be wrong. But if you've ever looked at ads for the places that are typical of Roselle ("we'll get down on our knees for you," etc.), you might see where I'm coming from. Also, if you look at Salon 88's website, there is no mention of rates above and beyond the room rates other than mentioning that the "masseuse(s) are independent contractors and work for your..... generous gratuities." I think that they tend to be a lot less blatant in their advertising.
Other than describing the race of the two masseuses, I found very little detail in his descriptions, certainly nothing comical or even out of the ordinary for that matter.One.
Jack shacks always charge you a LOW cover up front. And then make comments like. $500 for REAL fun.
That place is far too low class for that. It's JUST liek Saloon 88 but I would still be weary.
2. The comment I made was from another post from a newb I misread, my apologies.
I was just wondering who that person might be. It could be the lady I see in Chinatown at B and B. She said she was going to start doing this.
RickCheck your PM.
I put this out there because she is bareback with some druggies that I know of, and dont want a fellow monger to get hurt. I just found out yesterday via a very reliable source.
It is not your friend from Cermak Rd.
HappyGardener
03-16-08, 00:24
There is no way to determine if names, places and prices are fact or fiction. The posts are anonymous and for all we know the "men" posting are full of it. You are right. My 600 posts and 6 years on this board have been pretty much my little fantasy. I'm just a troll living in my mom's basement.
I never said that. I never said you are a troll and that you live with your mom. I said there is no verifiable proof of increased arrests related to this board. There is not. If I am wrong prove it. 600 posts don't prove or support increased arrests. It may support the other things you spoke of.
You are right. My 600 posts and 6 years on this board have been pretty much my little fantasy. Im just a troll living in my moms basement.
One.
Jack shacks always charge you a LOW cover up front. And then make comments like. $500 for REAL fun.
That place is far too low class for that. It's JUST liek Saloon 88 but I would still be weary.
2. The comment I made was from another post from a newb I misread, my apologies.
1. Like I said before, I could be wrong, but until someone posts to the contrary, I still think Four Aces reeks of a jackshack. Like you said, jackshacks always offer a low door fee. This place charges $10. According to Salon 88's website (www.itsmekc.com), they charge $60 for a half hour and $100 for an hour. As far as rates for extras, the place in Addison used to advertise that you'll never pay more than $300, so they're not always up in the $500 range. The pictures at Four Aces also remind me way too much of Sweet Temptations. I've been doing this a long time. And anyone who's been on this forum a while and has read the Roselle board knows I really can't stand jackshacks. Quite honestly, I hope I'm wrong. I truly hope that some monger can go into this place and get true "FULL SERVICE" for a door fee of $10 plus a $200 tip. That's pretty close to the going rate. But I'd rather err on the side of caution so no one gets burned the way that so many guys have gotten burned at jackshacks.
2. Apology accepted.
You are right. My 600 posts and 6 years on this board have been pretty much my little fantasy. I'm just a troll living in my moms basement.Wow! Your mom has a basement? You are so lucky. I have to wait until my mommy and daddy go to bed, then I have to go into my room, turn off all the lights, and take my laptop to bed with me under my woob.
Assman2008
03-16-08, 16:18
Hey there John if you do the place I mentioned let me knwo how it went, as for the one you mention I think the address is 2556 or 2557 W. Division it's called KM Spa/Massage and is blocks from my house. I went there a couple of times and had a great experince both times with a sexy latina (or I could've picked an Asain), it was 65 for the hr and 45 for the half both times I took the hr, was uncovered for the ts, the massage was not bad and I was uncovered for that as well. As for the extras I paid 100 for a nude massage with HJ with my hands roaming everywhere plus I got a mouthful of melon if you know what I mean.I was there for the second time and visited with Kelly earlier this week. She is a light skin, thin hispanic girl. The TS was uncovered and the boys got a hand wash. The massage was uncovered with a happy ending with her nude and a mouthful too and hands got to roam. It was 100 too plus the 65 door fee. I wrote about her before, check my prior posts. I'm not sure if there is more to have than a HS. Please let us let know if more is to be had.
Assman2008
03-16-08, 16:28
I went to the massage place in front of the Ace Hardware on Ashland near Augusta. Paid 60 for the hr massage with a cute, thin, hispanic girl named Diana. TS was available for an extra 5 but it had ran out of hot water bs and they still didn't return my 5.
She is 23, has a 3 year old, and still has the stretch marks on her belly. She does have some nice curves, the massage sucked and she left me sore for a few days. She took about 40 minutes massaging just me back. So I knew she was not there for her massage experience.
Got a nude HS for 100, crazy girl wanted 160. After the fun started, she did not allow mouthfuls, or touching the kitty. If I would have known that I would not have paid. She said she used to work at VIP on Milwaukee years ago.
They seem busy I was there early and i kept hearing the door open and I saw another guy walk in before me. Diana said they are very busy and she has been there for about 3 weeks. I saw another asian therapist there.
She has a nice body, a nice ass, and nice firm, perky breasts with pointy nipples.
DickAllMighty
03-16-08, 16:54
Hey fellas, I'm home from my trip to your beautiful city. Unfortunately I don't really have anything that useful to report.
Despite the mixed reviews of Senina here, the hobbyist in me piqued my curiousity and I decided to check it out. I thought since I'm Chinese and I could speak to them in Chinese, I could get FS. But no dice. I got Lisa and she finished with HR. Maybe they only offer that to familiar faces. Anyway, Lisa is an absolutely fun girl, but she really doesn't dress, act, or talk like someone who offers FS. On the other hand, she doesn't exactly act like she's new to the biz either. She says she's been in the US for a year and she's from Dalian. I'm thinking she's had prior experience back home. But I gotta say, the funniest part of the experience was seeing that picture of Obama downstairs.
Somebody was kind enough to PM me to suggest Elegant before I left for my trip, and I almost went to check that out the next night. But from the reviews here, it seems like HR is pretty much the standard finish at Chinatown AMPs in your beautiful city. That's nothing I couldn't get back home, where FS is standard, so I just decided against it.
So that's the gist of my report. One thing I also found funny was I could see the big sign for Xindy riding on the orange line. No problem trying to find that place. Hahhah!
HappyGardener
03-16-08, 17:14
I never said that. I never said you are a troll and that you live with your mom. I said there is no verifiable proof of increased arrests related to this board. There is not. If I am wrong prove it. 600 posts don't prove or support increased arrests. It may support the other things you spoke of.
Dude I was joking. I was referring to your line about posts being fact or fiction. I called MYSELF a troll. I SAID I lived with my mom.
Also, the happy trails referred to the previous poster named HappyTrails
Jokes are no fun when you have to explain them. There has been such a downturn in peoples sense of humour on this board.
At least Chiguy got a smile out of it.
Paul Stearn
03-16-08, 18:05
Dude I was joking. I was referring to your line about posts being fact or fiction. I called MYSELF a troll. I SAID I lived with my mom.
Also, the happy trails referred to the previous poster named HappyTrails
Jokes are no fun when you have to explain them. There has been such a downturn in peoples sense of humour on this board.
At least Chiguy got a smile out of it.
:-)))))))))
Dude I was joking. I was referring to your line about posts being fact or fiction. I called MYSELF a troll. I SAID I lived with my mom.
Also, the happy trails referred to the previous poster named HappyTrails
Jokes are no fun when you have to explain them. There has been such a downturn in peoples sense of humour on this board.
At least Chiguy got a smile out of it.I put myself at the top of the crabby list. You are right, and I was going to say something similar and apologize to anyone I upset like Musei and anyone else.
So sorry guys.
Monger egos are very BIG!
Lets get back to the babes!
I missed it. Sorry, that's the problems with boards, you can't see or hear someone's inflection and things are misconstrued. Or I might just be a clueless prick!
Dude I was joking. I was referring to your line about posts being fact or fiction. I called MYSELF a troll. I SAID I lived with my mom.
Also, the happy trails referred to the previous poster named HappyTrails
Jokes are no fun when you have to explain them. There has been such a downturn in peoples sense of humour on this board.
At least Chiguy got a smile out of it.
Togakuredemon
03-16-08, 22:09
Hi,
I will be coming there in April and will be near the south side of Chicago. Near the University of Chicago, I think. I have RTFF, but I am not familiar with the area and would love to meet a nice Asian lady for some company while I am there. I post in the Charlotte, NC chat room, so you can check there. General stuff would be fine. I am checking CL, but I don't know what is legit. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks!
Saw an ad for a $50.00 massage in CL so I thought why not give it a shot. When I get to the place in the 5900 block of Milwaukee it had a big legitimate looking sign (Thee European Spa) so to make sure I was not worried about anything while trying to relax I made an appointment at CTM for after this massage.
With the CTM appt booked I made absolutely no moves on the girl and she gave absolutely no sign of extras being offered with the sheet covering and tucked at all times. Massuese was an American girl named Karen and for .5 it was a good massage.
My question is has anyone ever got anywhere at this location. The receptionist when I arrived was a cute blonde with a large rack. When I left the older Euro woman who talked like the owner asked if I had ever had a body scrub. When I told her know she showed me a table that had 4 or 5 showerheads above it. I may go back for this even if the place is legit. I will just book another sure thing appt for afterwards.
PM with any success stories at this placeGo there again. Remember trust is impt
I put myself at the top of the crabby list. You are right, and I was going to say something similar and apologize to anyone I upset like Musei and anyone else. So sorry guys. Monger egos are very BIG! Lets get back to the babes!
...I was going to extend an Olive Branch to you as well, but you beat me to it!
Peace
Whisper2000
03-17-08, 21:49
I know about Mercy, but I'd like something closer to union, if possible.
Krackerjack
03-17-08, 22:57
Had been to Sunset almost a month ago after reading reports and yes i did find the hot latina. Very pleasant to deal with, but really nothing much on the massage. On the flip had to be coaxed for an ending, and got it finally.Hands free to roam and got to sample a taste as well. Overall a decent xperience.
I dont know if I was had for 70hh.
Krackerjack
03-17-08, 23:07
Does anybody have a feedback on this one?
Japanese chika from Willowbrook (apt, I suppose)
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/608916892.html
Went today and got Mary.
Nice lady, very kind and good massage. Standard on the turn, but I think Nascar mechanics wish their pistons went as fast as her hand. I am not a fast shooter and she kept switching hands, which is not that bad, but I had to tell to slow down because little Con. Was going into spontaneous combustion with the friction. Finally shot and she jumped as the gun went off and shot on the wall. Laughed, dressed and out in a little over an hour.
On the way out a guy gave a coupon for free 1/2 hour with every 5 visits. Nice little perk for biz considering that a couple of block north is Senina. The place is very quite and there is no rush which I like.
Count Fuku
03-18-08, 15:14
Driving around over the weekend I passed Hong Kong on archer and was stunned that I had not seen or heard of it.Im wondering what's up with this place.Any experience? I would be psyched to here about it.Golden touch about 7000 north Cal also has me curious.I'm an admitted bargain hunter So all these $65.00 dollar door fees cropping up on the north side of town does not work for me.I would rather just drive south "near Halsted"or head down to 26th.Pm is welcome and hey I'd be happy to talk about a place in Chinatown that uses the word "gorgeous"in there ad;they also change there name every week but are now offering 6 hand massage,in case they got you curious.
Does anybody have a feedback on this one?
Japanese chika from Willowbrook (apt, I suppose)
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/608916892.htmlThe phone number listed is a hit or miss, definitely not the girl in the picture.
Angry Dragon69
03-18-08, 16:37
Not sure if I should post here or general reports but thought this was the most appropriate place.
Checked out one of the asian apartments listed listed on CL. Here's the info posted on CL with pics below:
"*!•o.♥.o•!*NEW SEXY AND SATISFYING JAPANESE GIRL*!•o.♥.o•!*
Hi my name is Debbie, i'm 22yrs old with a sexy body of 36D-25-35,5'2,110lbs. I’m a SEXY ASIAN HOTTIE and can be the one fulfilling all your Sensual Asian Fantasies you’ve always wanted.....
Hi my name is Sakura, i'm 24yrs old from Japan and i've a hot sizzling body of 34D-24-35,5'4,106lbs. I'm a friendly, charming, and sexy girl. I'll welcome you to my place, so we can have a good time together. Please treat me well so that i'll serve you like a King. I'll fulfill all you desires and your fantasies. You certainly will have an unforgettable time with me.......
~~~~ DONATION ~~~~
***160/HR***
~~~~ DONATION ~~~~
Availability: between 9am-12midnight"I didn't include the phone number, but it shouldn't be hard to find.
Anyway, I've frequented Thai Palace on many occasions and have always left satisfied, sometimes had very good experiences. They're not GFE so if you know what to expect you won't be disappointed. But I feel they provide a good bang for the buck, so to speak.
Moving on to the ad listed above, wanted to check out some new places and saw this ad, the girls were gorgeous and got little dragon aroused. I thought the pictures were too good to be true, but lately the Thai Palace pictures have been spot on, so I hoped the same would be true.
I called and the Mamasan answered. Basic two call setup, called when I got close to the location (Halsted and 16th). She gave me the exact address and I went in. Very nice, new condo building. I was surprised. The condo had nice wood floors, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances, but was sparsely furnished.
One girl answered the door and. Nothing like either picture. Other girl stepped out. Nothing like the picture. I guess it was to be expected. Don't get me wrong, they were easy on the eyes, but I was hoping they'd be like the girls in the pictures.
Both girls were Japanese, one was slimmer, the other a bit bigger, but still tight. I chose the slimmer one. Typical asian apartment protocol. I laid the donation on the table and undressed and lied down on my stomach on the bed. She came back with nice lingerie on and proceeded to give me a weak massage on my back. On the flip she applied the cover and delivered an ok cbj. She lubed up and started riding me, very tight. I changed positions and got on top of her, I was getting ready and finished doggy (she had a nice tight ass).
All in all, I was satisfied. I think the experiences can vary depending on the personality of the girl at these apartments. Would I go back? Yes because of the location, and because they will always have new girls every couple of weeks. But I would still rank Thai Palace above this place right now, because I've had many experiences there that have been better. Lastly, the fact that they posted false pictures leaves somewhat of a bad taste for me.
Hope that helps. By the way, look out for a nice, long report (in General Reports) on a day of mongering in Chicago that my friend and I had a couple of Saturdays ago, I'm still writing it up.
Assman2008
03-18-08, 16:57
I went to the massage place in front of the Ace Hardware on Ashland near Augusta. Paid 60 for the hr massage with a cute, thin, hispanic girl named Diana. TS was available for an extra 5 but it had ran out of hot water bs and they still didn't return my 5.
She is 23, has a 3 year old, and still has the stretch marks on her belly. She does have some nice curves, the massage sucked and she left me sore for a few days. She took about 40 minutes massaging just me back. So I knew she was not there for her massage experience.
Got a nude HS for 100, crazy girl wanted 160. After the fun started, she did not allow mouthfuls, or touching the kitty. If I would have known that I would not have paid. She said she used to work at VIP on Milwaukee years ago.
They seem busy I was there early and i kept hearing the door open and I saw another guy walk in before me. Diana said they are very busy and she has been there for about 3 weeks. I saw another asian therapist there.
She has a nice body, a nice ass, and nice firm, perky breasts with pointy nipples.I just remembered when I gave Daina the C-Note she held it up against the light to see if it was real. LOL We are the ones being robbed. I've never seen that done before and a massage parlor.
Since there is less street action these massage places are pooping up everywhere and the women aren't drugged out they are charging a bundle.
Driving around over the weekend I passed Hong Kong on archer and was stunned that I had not seen or heard of it.Im wondering what's up with this place.Any experience? I would be psyched to here about it.Golden touch about 7000 north Cal also has me curious.I'm an admitted bargain hunter So all these $65.00 dollar door fees cropping up on the north side of town does not work for me.I would rather just drive south "near Halsted"or head down to 26th.Pm is welcome and hey I'd be happy to talk about a place in Chinatown that uses the word "gorgeous"in there ad;they also change there name every week but are now offering 6 hand massage,in case they got you curious.You are taliking about Ronnie and her place,right? I go there and have had fun with Ronnie, Tina, Judy anad Wing just to name a few. I am pretty sure FS can be had at any Chinatown spa, but I have never tried it here because of the looks of the girls. How about you? Any BJ or FS from any og the girls?
Hong Kong Spa is $60 and I have not been ther. I havbe too many other sure things that take my time and money.
Let me know a few things and I will be glad to share if you want.
Anytime you see the 1.6 rate with an Asian pic, it is certainly a "Chinese apt."
It's also a sure thing, but YMMV regarding the talent as they rotate quickly.
You will find them all over the place. In the city, in many of the burbs.
Krackerjack
03-18-08, 19:57
Since 1.6 is common at an apt, and we end up spending almost as much at an AMP, which offers no gurantees for a good time, how much is the lowest you can get for an FS?
Just wanted to throw it out there to get an opinion of pricing issues in these days of economic downturn. It has to hurt everybody doesnt it, at some point or the other.
With gas and oil going up it's costing more to smuggle in all the illegal talent. If you find a good place stick with it. The door price can be negotiated with return business. I mean you don't drive around town looking for gas that's two cents cheaper do you? Of course not, because the 40 cents you saved you already lost looking for that magic deal. I have not been in the game long, maybe a couple of years, but as in any busy a repeat costumer is valued.[/quote]I'm an admitted bargain hunter So all these $65.00 dollar door fees cropping up on the north side of town does not work for me.I would rather just drive south "near Halsted"or head down to 26th.Pm is welcome and hey I'd be happy to talk about a place in Chinatown that uses the word "gorgeous"in there ad;they also change there name every week but are now offering 6 hand massage,in case they got you curious.[/QUOTE]
Goat Trotter
03-18-08, 21:50
hey I'd be happy to talk about a place in Chinatown that uses the word "gorgeous"in there ad;they also change there name every week but are now offering 6 hand massage,in case they got you curious.
Wow! that' a real mystery LOL!
That ad sticks out like a sore thumb...
Now for my report:
Tried Suzanne... she is focking huge... towers over me.... seems very legit.. visited twice and asked for extras... no luck... I was told to fuck off basically... LOL... probably won't go back in fear of being beaten up by an amazon. Not sure if anyone else has had luck.
She give a great massage though. 2 thumbs up.
Pm is welcome and hey I'd be happy to talk about a place in Chinatown that uses the word "gorgeous"in there ad;they also change there name every week but are now offering 6 hand massage,in case they got you curious.
Not only do they change name every week, they also change name every few hours during the same day .... examples: Lilly, Rona, Eillen, etc. The address is 227 W Cermak Rd, and on the door it says BJ (or Beijing) Massage Center. It is on the 2nd floor. Their talent has been changing lately. I can't imagine how you do the 6 hands, LOL ....
Went to see Winnie again, like the third time already, still no luck? WTF
One time, on the flip, i took the towel off and she did do this thing when she went over the boys a lot...Didnt ask for HR, but would be nice if she offered!
Also, gave her my usual $50, and she asked for additional tip, i'm like for what? Anyway, gave her an extra 20.
Anymore to be had with her besides HR?
Hello People:
Is it my imagination or does it seem that the city is showing renewed and extensive availability of amps? Is this something new?
CL seems to be crawling with listings these days.
Also, aside from papers like the Sun Times, etc. are there any specialty papers one should pick up for the latest intel and locations.
Thanks and play safe
Cappy
Anytime you see the 1.6 rate with an Asian pic, it is certainly a "Chinese apt."
It's also a sure thing, but YMMV regarding the talent as they rotate quickly.
You will find them all over the place. In the city, in many of the burbs.
Deep Subman
03-19-08, 11:15
I need rates and experience asap, I hope to go there later today, thanks, just PM me if you like.
They have been around for years, but it seems like there are more today.
Not in store fronts, usually in cheap multi-apartment buildings.
Very eash to find:
CL
Search 160
Take ur pick!
U gotta call for specifics. Usually 2 or 3 call system.
Exact same data as found in CT and CAD.
Chicago, N, W, NW burbs,Ord.
Full score almost 100%, but a very big YMMV. Pics in ad's are all BS, but you can find a cutie, or a real dog!
They move around very quickly. Hard to do a repeat if you find a good one.
Little or no TS in these places, which usually offer a b4 or after assisted stand up shower.
Please post TR's same day. If you move quickly you might be able to act on the goodo ones.
[QUOTE=Flashman]They have been around for years, but it seems like there are more today.
Flashman's advice is on the mark.
The Chinese apts are much more reliable for sure thing fs than the mostly Korean AMPs.
Flat $160.
Chicago After Dark ads are the best place for phone #s, though the activity on CL has greatly increased very recently.
Yes, ymmv as to quality of provider, though quite often, the quality can be outstanding, and if you work it right, you can usually get gfe.
Having tried it all, these apts are much more consistent than most other alternatives, like sw, hotel escorts and even the Korean AMPs.
Have fun.
P
Coolouforever
03-19-08, 16:05
I just came back form a massage at Tetiana's Beauty Salon at 1027 N. Western donw the street from my house. The assage therapist was eithr Polish or European a little older decent body average face. Paid 40 for the half they also offer 60 for the hr. Now there was no ts she walked me into the room which was warm and I got undressed and put the towek around me as I layed down face first. During the massage I got rid of the towel and she didn't get mad she kept on with the massage which I have to admit was pretty good it had a sensual touch to it but she never tried tocuhing the boys. On the flip she covered the boys up and as she massaged my leg my little buddy woke up and while still massaging my legs her hand brushed up against them a few times so I was thinking I was going to go home happy. Sadly that wasn't the case, she left the room to get my a hot towel to clean up and I asked her if she could massage my goods, she then said nicely mind you, that she can't do that, it's illegal, this and that, even though I offered extra cash she declined. Basically I had a good massage and left with blue balls and had to go home to take care of that.
I just have to say that every time I log on to usa (once or twice a day), I get excited to see that there are new reports under the chicago forum, and then I am very disappointed when I find that it is in the massage parlor thread. I love reading SW, general reports, and south sub reports, but not so much mp.
I used to read this thread because it was interesting to hear whats happening in the mp world, but now there are too many comments and too many unimportant posts that I just stopped reading the thread alltogether. Not takin shots at anyone, I just get a headache when I log on and see 12 reports from one day in the mp thread. Its going downhill.
I just have to say that every time I log on to usa (once or twice a day), I get excited to see that there are new reports under the chicago forum, and then I am very disappointed when I find that it is in the massage parlor thread.IO,
I guess that is what makes the world go round. I personally prefer the MP posts, since, in Chicago, that seems to be the most reliable and certainly the best deal for your $.
While the SW, escort and other sections are often fun to read, the MP posts can more often be useful in finding new sources that I am more likely to pursue.
SWs are fun to observe, but the combination of lack of cleanliness and possible stings usually prevent me from pulling the trigger. Escorts are great, but usually much higher priced than either Korean AMPs or Chinese Apts, which are generally far safer, too.
$160 for fs with a cute asian is a pretty good deal. I also admit that I have a fondness for those smooth skinned, long haired girls who are never crack heads and usually don't talk back too much.
Anyway, to each their own.
Have fun.
P
Ghostface89
03-19-08, 19:03
I went back to Relax after an absence of just over a year. Almost all new girls, but someone there still remembered me. It was a good time, massage, chat and special attention.
I used to go to little Linda there, but she is now gone. Does anyone remember her or know where she wound up? (They played dumb at Relax when I asked.) Is she still in the biz? Please contact me if you know!
Happy Meals
03-19-08, 20:34
I have a weakness for EMP, so after reading the reports here I made an appointment at CTM. Therapist name was Laura, russian, blond hair, about 50. She quoted me .75, and the actual massage was good, but nothing to be had besides that. After she finished the massage I asked if they offered other service, she said "just massage". After all the oil that she put I was expecting that at least they had a shower, but not even that. At .9 Lisunia is starting to look like a bargain.
Since 1.6 is common at an apt, and we end up spending almost as much at an AMP, which offers no gurantees for a good time, how much is the lowest you can get for an FS?
Just wanted to throw it out there to get an opinion of pricing issues in these days of economic downturn. It has to hurt everybody doesnt it, at some point or the other.If you are an Asian man, and probably Chinese to be specific, you will pay $120. I am lucky in that I get that rate because I have "friends" who are Chinese and they take care of me for that rate. If you get to know the Asian Papasans, you can get the better rate, but it is very hard to break thru to get that rate.
Be careful, as they will use any and all info on you if they need you for a "Favor" some day. The Boys are the Boys , no matter what origin they come from.
... Its going downhill.
I think Iced needs to chill:-), the posts have been great lately if you are into the scene. If you're not, don't click. Simple solution.
On a different note about apt. girl pictures. If the picture is a snapshot its real, if it looks like a model shot, the picture is fake.
Raoul Duke
03-19-08, 22:12
I knew it was bound to happen, well gentleman, my luck ran out the other day. I got the old gal at CTM. A nice woman, in a grandmotherly way, with a fair technique mind you, but for the life of me I couldn't relax.
I am writing a letter to my congressman tonight demanding that legislation be passed requiring a mandatory retirement age for massage therapists.
My father had large dreams for his son, and tonight I know he looks down on me rolling in the clouds laughing his ass off.
Gentlemen, tonight, if you feel the same energy that I do, if you feel the same urgency that I do, if you feel the same passion that I do, if you feel the same hopefulness that I do, if we do what we must do, then I have no doubt that all across the country, from Florida to Oregon, from Washington to Maine, the people will rise up and demand a monger bill of rights.
I have to agree. My last apt. encounter was with the girl from the pic on CL. The only inaccuracy is that the CL ad said the girl was Japanese. She was really Chinese but had lived in Japan for the last 10 years.
Krackerjack
03-20-08, 00:29
Had to absolutely have a massage late today. In fact decided after 9:30 pm, the only one I knew open was Senina. So called papasan and asked if young ones available, obviously he said yes.
Got Tanya, good attitude, 36y. O, fairly decent massage, vaguely played with the boys, wanted a CBJ but was offered only HJ, so declined and as a result was not given the entire hr of massage, was done in 40 mins. Made to note to tell Papasan, he rambled at her in Chinese and told me that he would adjust "next" time.
Not a great experience, wished I knew of a better place to go this late. I think Senina is at the bottom of the wish-list chain for me now.
Steven Lynn
03-20-08, 02:01
Anyone gotten more than the standard HR at Relax?
PM me and let me know how.
Thanks
Anyone gotten more than the standard HR at Relax?
PM me and let me know how.
ThanksAt any Asian spa, time and money will get you what you are looking for. Including there!
Use and read the search function, Relax and the extras have been posted before.
Had to absolutely have a massage late today. In fact decided after 9:30 pm, the only one I knew open was Senina. So called papasan and asked if young ones available, obviously he said yes.
Got Tanya, good attitude, 36y. O, fairly decent massage, vaguely played with the boys, wanted a CBJ but was offered only HJ, so declined and as a result was not given the entire hr of massage, was done in 40 mins. Made to note to tell Papasan, he rambled at her in Chinese and told me that he would adjust "next" time.
Not a great experience, wished I knew of a better place to go this late. I think Senina is at the bottom of the wish-list chain for me now.One at relax does it after hour at home. PM me if this is what you want.
I knew it was bound to happen, well gentleman, my luck ran out the other day. I got the old gal at CTM. A nice woman, in a grandmotherly way, with a fair technique mind you, but for the life I couldn't relax.
I am writing a letter to my congressman tonight demanding that legislation be passed requiring a mandatory retirement age for massage therapists.
My father had large dreams for his son, and tonight I know he looks down on me rolling in the clouds laughing his ass off.
Gentlemen, tonight, if you feel the same energy that I do, if you feel the same urgency that I do, if you feel the same passion that I do, if you feel the same hopefulness that I do, if we do what we must do, then I have no doubt that all across the country, from Florida to Oregon, from Washington to Maine, the people will rise up and demand a monger bill of rights.I have only seen the "younger" therapist at CTM. Hey, it's a decent massage and ending, but not enough to throw over all other options. It's definitely a major disappointment when you get the wrong type of provider (which is why Eden is good, at least you can choose your provider or walk away). Instead of lobbying, I think you should run for Congress and introduce a change in the laws.
Love the board, longtime EMP hunter, will share experiences in days to come. I loved that place on Dempster by the tollway, Dietary Consultants or something. And the place run by the rabbi was pretty outstanding as well.
SpokenOne69
03-20-08, 11:51
My quest continues for the perfect AMP. Went to Elegant yesterday afternoon. Got Amy. Excellent massage, if that's what you are looking for. Mediocre service after that. Not sure that these girls? (old ladies) shower between guests.
Have been going there weekly and, IMHO, the service has not improved. However, I truly believe that Elegant gives the best straight out massage. Doesnt matter which attendant you select.
Amy is late 40's, heavy set.
Body 3
Massage 9
Extras 8 (got what I wanted for $)
Engrish - 3
But, I like when they dont carry on a rambling conversation
My quest continues for the perfect AMP.Spoken,
The perfect AMPs are in or near Warren, Ohio--Just off of I80. Its about a 6 hour drive, if you are inclined to take a research field trip.
Check out the posts on the Warren, OH site. 4S and Sun are outstanding, and have been around for years.
LA also has some pretty outstanding places, often with girls in their very early 20s.
In metro Chicago, most of the good place have closed. There was a string of places in the late 1990s and early 2000s that were opened by 'Jessica', who I came to know well. She would regularly open new places, either in the north burbs or north side around Irving Park and Lawrence. She brought in cute young Koreans that were guaranteed fs for house $50-70, plus $ tip. After a few moths of landslide business, she would sell 'the business' to another, usually Korean woman, operator for big dough. They inevitably got closed down after Jessica had gone on to open yet another one. She finally got busted, and her wealthy Korean husband banned her from opening any more stores. The last time a saw her a couple years back, she was doing the same thing with city neighborhood asian karaoke bars.
Anyway--sorry for the digression--I was starting to fantasize about those good times--there are still a few fs places around, though you may need to be a repeat customer to get beyond a HJ.
One sure fire fs place, even for first timers, is Singapore in Arlington Heights. It certainly is not the 'perfect AMP', but you often get lucky and get a really great girl.
The even better sure things these days are the Chinese apartments, which I, and others, have recently mentioned in posts.
Have fun,
P
Flint Striker
03-20-08, 14:55
After months of curiosity, I finally took the drive down to the south side to visit Winnie this week. I was feeling a recurring neck and shoulder problem coming on, and with her reputation for good strong massage, I decided to give her a try. Her. 5 rate was also a factor.
I gotta tell you guys, she gave me the best deep tissue massage I have ever had. She is a small 50-ish Asian woman (Chinese, I think) with a petite build, mabye an inch or two over five feet tall.
Don't let that fool you. She is STRONG. She does an excellent back walk, but has very strong hands also. She beat the ever-living crap out of me. Even now several days later, I can still feel the benefits. She really knows what she's doing.
Kept me draped with two towels most of the time, but that didn't keep her from teasing the Rolling Stones while I was on my stomach. On the flip, she kept the towels in place but darned if the two towels didn't separate and leave Mick and the boys exposed a couple times. Very nice HS technique to finish.
I left an extra. 2 and will be back to see her again, especially the next time I need deep tissue work.
If you are going towards Ohio might as well stop by Peking in NW Indiana. They usually have young cuties for $$ guaranteed FS.
Jesus Collins
03-20-08, 22:00
In about a sentence or 2
Go!
TwistedBrother
03-21-08, 00:11
My quest continues for the perfect AMP.
Or you could head up I-94 and stop in Jackson MI at Lucky Spa.
Billybeartku
03-21-08, 01:07
Hi all, new to the forum and I've found so many helpful info.
I live in Schaumburg, where's the closest massage parlor where I can get good service (I mean fs). If it's not okay to reveal the location, PM me plz.
As I said, I'm very new to this and don't want to ruin my first time experience. How should should I expect to spend for fs? Standard is? How do I negotiate w/ those girls?
Thank you guys.
HappyGardener
03-21-08, 02:16
There was a string of places in the late 1990s and early 2000s that were opened by 'Jessica', who I came to know well. She would regularly open new places, either in the north burbs or north side around Irving Park and Lawrence.
Jessica....I havnt thought of her for years....What a great tricked out Mercedes she had.
Re Icedouts post about AMPS vs SWs. Well, thats why the forum is divided in threads. Dont read it if they dont interest you. I dont read about Joilet, because I dont go that way ever.
I am happy to see so much activity.. They are not going "downhill". Going downhil is when there is 1 post a month. Sorry to say you missed the glory days of SWs in this town. You could see the handwriting on the wall in 1996 when they swept all the girls out of the Near West side, in time for the Democratic Convention. Since then, as the gentrifying has gone on, and the condos have gone up, all the strolls have been taken away on the North side, replaced by Power Moms with their uber-strollers, golden retrievers and Starbucks cups.
Hi all, new to the forum and I've found so many helpful info.
I live in Schaumburg, where's the closest massage parlor where I can get good service (I mean fs). If it's not okay to reveal the location, PM me plz.
As I said, I'm very new to this and don't want to ruin my first time experience. How should should I expect to spend for fs? Standard is? How do I negotiate w/ those girls?
Thank you guys.
Welcome Billy. If you're looking in the Schaumburg area, try the Mt. Prospect or Roselle boards.
I posted this post (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=415205&postcount=5) a couple years ago. I think most guys use a similar MO. I hope it helps.
Since you're new here, let me suggest that you have several posts with relevant information before asking any more questions. It's a good way to stay on the good side of fellow forum members. Good luck.
SpokenOne69
03-21-08, 09:36
Peking Spa without a doubt. Everything/anything is guaranteed.
Tokyo Spa on 11th street in Rockford is probably the all time best. Unfortunately, it has been closed by the feds
TheWoodButcher
03-21-08, 10:53
I'm looking for some cheap fun.
Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?
Definately Peking Spa just over the border in Indiana.
100% rate of scoring what ur looking for. YMMV on the talent, ranging from totally amazing to so so. Check the NW Ind. board. There is a thread for Peking Spa. Only negative is the prx is 2. No upselling, nothing for extras, but just put 2 in mamasans hands right at the get go and let it roll.
I've never been there, but Singapore in the NW burbs seems like a similiar type of place.
Any newbies out there should read his old post. (Link in his current post.)
Totally accurate.
Billybeartku
03-21-08, 15:18
Welcome Billy. If you're looking in the Schaumburg area, try the Mt. Prospect or Roselle boards.
I posted this post (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=415205&postcount=5) a couple years ago. I think most guys use a similar MO. I hope it helps.
Since you're new here, let me suggest that you have several posts with relevant information before asking any more questions. It's a good way to stay on the good side of fellow forum members. Good luck.Hi, thanks!
I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?
And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.
Thank you guys
I'm looking for some cheap fun.
Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?Please treat her kindly. She is a very good person and it would be shame if she got bothered in anyway by a newbie to her.
Fartsmcgee
03-21-08, 22:55
There was a place in Rockford on State, in a strip mall next to a Cash Loan store or something like that. I think the name was Paradise, but I might be wrong. That place had the hottest young asians around. I miss it.
Goat Trotter
03-21-08, 23:13
Can't the admin make that a sticky? Too many people join and have no clue....
Any newbies out there should read his old post. (Link in his current post.)
Totally accurate.
I'm looking for some cheap fun.
Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?Home Studio Appointments Only
Near Halsted & 49th Street
1 hr/$50 or 1/2 hr/$30 Cash Only
Free & Easy Parking
Shower Available
Appointments 9am to 9pm
Deep Tissue,
Licensed Masseuse
No Emails or Blocked Calls
Call (312)388-0888
Chitownbjg
03-22-08, 04:24
Anyone have any info or reviews for this girl?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/614373377.html
Exotic Massage - w4m - 25
Reply to: pers-614373377@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-21, 9:30PM CDT
Hi, ready for some fun, if so give me a call 773-824-0968
Hablo Espanol
Karina
...But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?...
I covered the standard rates. If you've ever bought a car, you should know how to negotiate. I don't know what else we can tell you.
BigAndBoldMale
03-22-08, 12:45
Sorry guys Newbie here. I just found this sight and I am heading to Chicago in early April for a convention. Never been with a provider and would love to try it. Any recomendations? The AMP's or CH. Apts really interest me.
Any help would be appreciated.
Hi, thanks!
I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?
And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.
Thank you guys
Hopefully when you go, it's not crowded. I've been there during lunchtime a few times, and once it was so crowded, I got a massage on the air mattress in the tanning booth. Another time, it was just me because there were no footprints in some snow that just fell earlier in the morning.
Read through the thread and look for recommended names, and those to avoid at all costs. Ask for a certain person to improve your odds.
I've had Odie (?) on the air mattress, got a too-brief massage, and popped all in less than 1/2 hour, because everybody else was there already for lunch.
And then I've had Nina couple times where it's been a near-GFE experience where I spent the whole hour.
What's the point?
It's hit or miss.
Negotiating is just finding a price acceptable to both sides. Just stick to your price range, and don't budge ($ - $.2 for FS should work just fine.) It all depends on what you want.
Good luck.
Hi, thanks!
I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?
And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.
Thank you guysIf your new there they might ask you questions like How did you hear of this place? Or Have you ever been here before? If they ask you if ever been to a massage spa before say" yes". Then if they ask ask what happened when you went just smile and say I don't want to get anyone in trouble. For me nothing happened until my second try 2 weeks later. As far as best time to go I would try going during the week around lunch time. Always ask for soft massage. Remember always keep your legs spread apart during massage so they have easy access to your boys.
Good Luck!
Has anyone been to this place on Irving Pk Rd by the 90(?) overpass? They have a huge sign outside advertising $55 massages. If so are there any blonde spinners working there?
Ghostface89
03-23-08, 09:41
Have been unable to get away and out of the house lately (long story), but called Hong Kong on Archer to check on things. Seems only Alice is working there full time now. I wish this place well, and hope they get more business and enlarge staff. Meanwhile mongers, I think you will find a very nice massage and time if you go and see Alice. Geez, I'm flashing back to that old Arlo Guthrie tune right now.
Hey guys,
Long time monger, first time posting. I'm in the NW side of Chicago and I have been around to a lot of various MPs and I have a couple of reviews I'd like to share.
CTM. Nice massage by elderly woman, but the hs was a little weird as she's old enough to be my grandmother.
Bamboo. Waste of money and time
Tatiana's. Good massage, cute girls, but I can't ever get any extras there. But I know for a fact there is more offered for outcalls.
I also have been to this EMP in niles (can't think of name) that has decent girls and a good massage. Extras offered by most.
More posts to come.
If for one week every monger said, did, told etc, to every girl they came upon this week, that $30 was all that was they would pay, I can pretty much guarantee that the price of everything would go down quickly.
Can we do this? YES !
I will be glad to start this. But I do this anyway, but WTF, for everytone else, lets do it!
OK
Billybeartku
03-23-08, 23:01
Hi all,
Came back from singapore salon. Went there during Friday afternoon, it was empty when I visited. The girl that "served" me was Candy, a 30ish Korean, not pretty imo. I paid 70 upfront when I went in. So after a shower and 5 min sauna, Candy started to massage me and I can feel that she was feeling me and trying to get me to DO something. So I felt her leg and worked my way up a little bit, I asked do you offer extra. She said what do you want. I said. Full. She's like. Okay, how much, I said $1 she's like. No, $1. 5. I was like. No, I only have $1. 2 in my pocket, and that's how much I can afford. So $1. 2 it is. The EXERCISE wasn't too good, she was a little rushy, I told her to slow down. So she gave more BJ and finally let me in. Wouldn't let me kiss her or play her kitty. And I got really turned off and wondering why I would spend $2 doing bed exercise w/ a 30ish not-good-looking Korean woman. Anyway. Overall it was a okay experience. Probably won't go back unless I can get a good service from a young girl (20-25ish).
Did I go at the bad time? Wrong girl? Any other mp around cook county I should go check out? Please lead this noob.
Jesus Collins
03-24-08, 10:58
If for one week every monger said, did, told etc, to every girl they came upon this week, that $30 was all that was they would pay, I can pretty much guarantee that the price of everything would go down quickly.
Can we do this? YES !
I will be glad to start this. But I do this anyway, but WTF, for everytone else, lets do it!
OKMongers should pay what ever they feel the service is worth. Most of us find a decent value for a masssage with HR for anywhere between $60-$80.
Some will pay a little more for a more attractive/younger MT and nicer surroundings. I for one cannot stand AMPS. They all seem to have a bad smell and will pay a little more for a cleaner experience.
Based on reading thru alot of posts here and exchaning alot of PM's, money talks in this hobby.
I know for a fact that opening up the wallet has even turned some legit providers (YMMV).
The guys that shop for value and tip poorly always seem to complain the most.
MikeHuntSweat
03-24-08, 14:07
I was going down Montrose around 3400 W., saw a little sign that said
Massage. The SPIDEY senses went off so I pulled over. Three bored
chicas waiting to attack me. Just opened a few weeks ago. No business
yet. I had Joanna, 20's, hot body. To my suprise a great massage!
On the flip, she quoted extras. I went for the HJ, hands were allowed to roam
all over. Looked me in the eyes smiling to the finish line. When I was leaving I stopped and said hi to the other two. The smaller one was a hottie. I may go back this weekend to see her. Head over and tell them MIKE HUNT sent you.
Spring is in the air.
MHS
HappyGardener
03-24-08, 14:18
Hi all,
Came back from singapore salon. .
Billy
thank you for your reports. We all appreciate when a newbie takes time to report and not just ask questions. But Sing is located out near Mount Prospect and reports n Sing should go there. It will help everyone later on when people RTFF.
On another note...you will find that visits to AMPS vary wildly. Sometimes they are the ultimate in YMMV. Many Chicago AMPS are stocked with older Korean women who have given 1000s of HJs in their time. I had several trips to Washington DC recently, and was amazed to be geting FS in an AMP from a sweet, young Chinese girl about 3 blocks from the White House. My visits to all the different AMPS around my hotels were so good, I am glad i dont live there.
For you, since youseem willing to travel, I would try reading the NW indian forum and venture over to Peking Spa. Or try an Asian apt. you can find the numbers in a magazine called Chicago After Dark available at many fine adult reading establishments.
You are on the right track....it just takes several visits and thousands of dollars before you feel like you know what to do.
HappyGardener
03-24-08, 14:22
CTM. Nice massage by elderly woman, but the hs was a little weird as she's old enough to be my grandmother.
Bamboo. Waste of money and time
Bamboo = closed.
I keep reading these reports about the old woman there. I have not been since last fall when i went several times. why doesnt anyone ask for the name of the massuse you want? i know I always did. That way i was sure not to get the old woman. There are only a couple of women working there.
Girl wasn't that great looking, but not bad either. Big fake looking and feeling tits, nice butt. She was a total sweety and GFE though. Showered with me. She didn't stop me from doing whatever I wanted right up to the point where I emptied in her mouth and she smiled and said MMMMM....Good English when given the opportunity to speak. Will be around for next two weeks.
I was going down Montrose around 3400 W. , saw a little sign that said Massage. The SPIDEY senses went off so I pulled over. Three bored chicas waiting to attack me. Just opened a few weeks ago. No business yet. I had Joanna, 20's, hot body. To my suprise a great massage! On the flip, she quoted extras. I went for the HJ, hands were allowed to roam all over. Looked me in the eyes smiling to the finish line. When I was leaving I stopped and said Hi to the other two. The smaller one was a hottie. I may go back this weekend to see her. Head over and tell them MIKE HUNT sent you. Spring is in the air. MHS What was the price of massage and extra.
Member #3971
03-25-08, 11:00
So I was walking by Sunny massage yesterday and noticed that it was closed. Same fate as Bamboo? It was the same MO and pricing structure as Bamboo/One Mag and whatever other latina mps I've been to. I have to say that these places closing is a good sign for us; ie. We're holding strong against the terror which is the. 8 door and outrageously priced extras from marginally attractive mexican girls who clearly have recently born children. I also have to say I do like getting the latina service sometimes. I usually get them to talk nasty to me. C'est la vie. They killed themselves with overpriced service.
On a more positive note, I had a couple of hours to kill in ChinaTown the other day and rembered that Alice is supposed to have a great value. Boy did they! $. 35 for a pretty damn good massage and GREAT HR from Cherry. She wasn't that great looking, but not totally busted and she was so warm and really pleasant. Even more so than most strange women who'll spank your front bottom for $. 4. She brought me to the line, then held off, then brought me back hard. Toes curled, eyes roled, the whole time she was giggling and that is alright with me.
Be careful out there, fellas. This town is FULL of savages.
John M. F. Coctoston
Happy Meals
03-25-08, 11:49
Bamboo = closed.
I keep reading these reports about the old woman there. I have not been since last fall when i went several times. why doesnt anyone ask for the name of the massuse you want? i know I always did. That way i was sure not to get the old woman. There are only a couple of women working there.HappyGardener,
I didn't know that CTM hired the elderly at all =). You mention that there are only a couple of wome working there, any recommendations? For the record the grandma I had was named Laura
Thanks to OP for informaiton on Beijing in Chinatown. Location is as posted here. Only one lady working plus the mama. I opted for $60/60min session.
(I believe it's $30/30 min)
20-something thin China-doll (slight spinner type). Strong hands and massage. Happy ending for $50.00
I found it fishy that she started the timer at 50 minutes. Is that the way it's done in Chicago? LOL
L: 7.5
A: 7
S: 6 (short changed 20 mins on time).
I would've been a happier camper if she hadn't short change me on time. When I order/pay for 60 minutes - why only give me 40? She'll give me more next time yyss LMAO.
Recommendations - Save your renmimbi and go for the 30 minute session. You're not going to get much more than that anyway.
Tip: I should've stuck to my guns on $40 - local rate as indicated by other posters.
Repeat: Probably, once I get over the bad taste of being short-changed on time.
Cap
Wouldn't let me kiss her or play her kitty. And I got really turned off and wondering why I would spend $2 doing bed exercise w/ a 30ish not-good-looking Korean woman. Anyway. Overall it was a okay experience. Probably won't go back unless I can get a good service from a young girl (20-25ish).
Did I go at the bad time? Wrong girl? Any other mp around cook county I should go check out? Please lead this noob.Billy, it almost sounds as if you initiated all the action as far as the kissing goes. Usually it's best just to follow their lead, though I can't imagine that caressing their legs would pose a problem, and then you can explore further north.
Some mongers here won't ever kiss providers cause of where the providers' mouths have been...on other mongers!
And most providers won't kiss because they don't want to start falling in love themselves and get emotionally attached, and so on.
Not all will provide the GFE. Believe me, I was surprised when I got a bit of it.
You probably won't find anybody really young @ Sing, but don't be so quick to give up on it. A lot of the other amps won't be much different either, in terms of more mature Korean women on the staff.
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