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Member #5942
10-13-09, 22:26
Located on Fullerton and austin. Not a great place to park a nice car. You can call ahead of time and tell them you want to park in back. They might open the gate in back. The only problem is that you need to speak Spanish. The girls sit in the back area lounge next to back door. They range from Columbia to Venezuela. Rosie use to work the front desk. She was over 40 but had a large rack and wore sexy halter tops. She said she normally did not do massage. She would for me. She is now at Sky Blue. I think. The girls are not all pretty. Some are chunky. The door fee is 75 I think. No cc accepted anymore. The rooms are small. They have religious symbols in the room. This is no place to have religious symbols. There is no TS. They spray you with bottle of alcohol after HE. The girls will charge 80 for topless. The massage is not great. The release was ok. The girls do not speak English very well.
Hope this helps.
Member #5942
10-13-09, 22:50
I usually pay between 70 to 80. I pay using cc so they leave room and I immediately change to complete nude upon their return. This puts them at ease. They leave room once again and then I lie on stomach. They come in, may ask my name again and ask soft med or hard. I ask for soft. They may say no med first then soft. They massage legs first, then arms. Sometimes they sit on your ass and rub. If they do this, then you will get HE. They go back and tease you between leg with finger tips. Eventually they see you are ready and ask to flip over. They may go to corner to get oil. They do HE, and offer hot towell. Afterwards they continue massage with krgs legs and chest. If they have a nice rack, chances are you will get aroused again. If you go enough times they will take care of you again. I don't want anything but HE. I do ask if they do more. I really am not a fan of the girls who wear the same outfit every week. A big turnoff.
Hope this helps.
Al Bundy78
10-14-09, 04:26
I have been there a few times enough to be recognized and avoid the same questions over and over again. Older Koreans ladies but very good at giving massages. I've pushed for more than HR but was flat out turned down. I was told that none of the girls there did that.
Massage:8
Looks: 6
HR: 8
Milwaukee. Spa
There is a spa on the east side of the street. It is is a place where some 40ish Koreans work, all I can say is.7 for the massage and TS.5 for the tip. They were all wearing skirts, so I suspect more than HR is on the menu. Not my thing, but she wore a thong and showed me had shared the puppies with me.
Kind of expensive for an old Korean, but she did great work on the massage front and well she was very friendly in regards to other matters.
Ad on BP or CL advertises massage near the streets named above. Ad has girl in lingerie, which now in hindsight is a bit misleading. Guy answers the phone and when you get location you need to sign into the building with location (not good). Anyway, you get to room and it says Mercy Acupuncture. $65 for full hour. Girl was young as advertised (saw second young one, too) but there was certainly no lingerie.
Massage was excellent and was full hour but there was no mutual touching.
However, I did leave with a smile on my face.
I had a dream that I visited United Salon recently. Walked in to a small lobby area. Mamasan came out and asked "massage"? She had to be about 50. Took me into the first room on the left. It was roomy enough. Asked if I wanted TS and of course I said Yes...washed all the esssential parts. Knew then it would be fine. got a decent massage and then she waited to seeif I wanted more....Showed her what I wanted...she said no...but then took care of things and cleaned with hot towel...Said next time she will give GOOD massage.
Wish there were places like this closer to melrose park.
Doug Stubb
10-14-09, 11:45
I usually pay between 70 to 80. I pay using cc so they leave room and I immediately change to complete nude upon their return. This puts them at ease. They leave room once again and then I lie on stomach. They come in, may ask my name again and ask soft med or hard. I ask for soft. They may say no med first then soft. They massage legs first, then arms. Sometimes they sit on your ass and rub. If they do this, then you will get HE. They go back and tease you between leg with finger tips. Eventually they see you are ready and ask to flip over. They may go to corner to get oil. They do HE, and offer hot towell. Afterwards they continue massage with krgs legs and chest. If they have a nice rack, chances are you will get aroused again. If you go enough times they will take care of you again. I don't want anything but HE. I do ask if they do more. I really am not a fan of the girls who wear the same outfit every week. A big turnoff.
Hope this helps.
Hey I just wanted to say congratulations to Nino on getting his first 38 reports out of the way. (in his first two days on here). No offense but you probably could have combined alot of what you said in 1 or 2 reports. They are I guess helpfull to some or most, though some are outdated, But Hey all of those pesky first 38 are now out of the way and you just have to wait the 6 months to become a senior member. YAY.
Anyhow, does anybody know of a Spanish/Latin message place. Preferably with HE availablity. I see alot of girls in the classifieds but would have to research too much and now turning to my brothers.
Be Safe
Doug
Member #4223
10-14-09, 16:16
Have been there 3 times and the flirting and teasing has gone up with each visit but still no luck. The girls are young, its a good massage and the place is spotless.
Anyone else been there ? Haven't seen any posts.
Steven Lynn
10-14-09, 16:41
Hey I just wanted to say congratulations to Nino on getting his first 38 reports out of the way. (in his first two days on here).
LMAO
I was thinking the same thing!
Steven Lynn
10-14-09, 16:47
I passed a place in Worth a few weeks ago, a neon "Therapeutic Massage" sign in the window caught my eye, but I had no time to go back and check it out.
I went back to the area and saw that it was a place called Sparadise.
From the outside, it looks like it could be something, blacked out windows, cars parked in the back, neon sign ... but when I checked out the website, it looks like it's probably legit. It advertises Turkish Bath, Massage, Spa Packages, Hair Removal and they require a valid credit card to secure an appointment.
Too bad.
Went Harvest recently for a massage with Lisa. She was very accommodating, especially since it was my first time with her. She talked nonstop about what a good looking guy I am. I don't think so, but by the time I left I was starting to believe her. I like them small, so keep a perspective when I say that she had the best looking rack I've seen in I don't know when, a nice surprise all around. What's that tune, I'm looking over a four leaf clover. . .
There's a new place, AMP, at 1118 N. LaSalle. There was a white guy there at the desk who looked like he might be a retired city worker, South side accent. He said he was the only caucasion in the place. He told me how great a real Chinese massage is, 3000 years of knowledge, acupressure, etc. At the end of the conversation, I asked him how's the finish. Wrong question apparently. Oh that's against the law he said. Sorry guys. I should have just TOFTT, but it's probably too late for me to do that now.
Regular massage is $75, but he's running a $50 special for new customers. I think the place has possibilities, but not at $75, no way.
Nino. Welcome to the forum.
Member #5942
10-14-09, 19:30
Thanks to those who welcomed me. I realize that some of my reports may be dated. I apologize. I just joined the site and wanted to contribute. This report is about what I get with ivanna. You can compare. Hope I have enough space to write. Ivanna is 5 ft 11 with brown hair. She is thin and has perky juggs. I don't know size but if a is small and d is large, she is a c. In past visits, she got on table with me and bounced up and down as she stroked. She talked dirty like this is how I fk when on top. She has stuck her finger inside of me. I would avoid this in future because of disease it her nails cut me inside. She lets her face get thisclose to my stick and mimicks a BJ. She sits next to me and slaps my legs and says you like to stroke your cock. She breathes on it and spit on it one time. She stares in my eyes and does not look away. She also uses her tongue in my mouth. She wears jeans or black jog pants with a pink or yellow top. She drinks wine too early which is not legal in a place of business. Never sex.
I was out and I had the itch so I found an ad on C/L. Pretty Asian Girl Massage with a (312) 593 prefix. Its located on a small side street off Archer. I called up and arrived and was met at the door by a couple of younger Chinese guys. When they answered the door I got a real bad feeling, I've been to the Apts. Before, not many times but I have never been greeted by any dudes. The guys assured me that everything was OK to come in. Reluctantly I did, and everything was fine. The girl was smokin hot with a very nice body. She spoke some english and pretty much did everthing I asked. Overall the girl was very good, but with those guys there (security I guess) is was a little uneasy. Everything ended fine but the set up was unusual to me. Anyone have similar experiences?
Member #5942
10-14-09, 19:56
A fellow contributor on this site pm me that Lisa hung up after a while. My guess is that she is frustrated with the volume of calls the last two days. I think this would bother anyone. Sorry, maybe you may want to wait a while. Shes been in business many years. Wait it out a few weeks.
Member #5942
10-14-09, 20:43
Sorry if this response appears as a new post. I respond by pressing on quote. Not sure why my game console does not display a respond button. Anyway, this is a new place and I don't think anyone new or old would respond to a hows the ending question. 75 seems like the normal rate based on the spas I go to. If you don't see any women go to this place, it probably does HE. If there is a neon massage sign in the window, this is a good sign. If the Chinese llady workers wear a white uniform that looks professional, this is not a good sign. Most of the spas that I go to that do HE do not have a man cover the door. This does not help for potential customers. If this place is tucked away from the street or on floor two, this is a good sign. The only way to know for sure is to book an appt, don't ask for extras but just show you are aroused when it is time to flip over. I was able to get HE at Mercy on Michigan the first time I went.
Thanks for letting us know about this location.
Peace
Golferfore
10-14-09, 20:54
Has anyone seen a masseuse named tori who works the west loop and adverts on rs2k? Looks hot but the rates are high, curious if she is worth it Don't mind taking one for the team, but I don't think i like you guys enough for the 300 TOFTT.
Member #5942
10-14-09, 21:02
Went Harvest recently for a massage with Lisa. She was very accommodating, especially since it was my first time with her. She talked nonstop about what a good looking guy I am. I don't think so, but by the time I left I was starting to believe her. I like them small, so keep a perspective when I say that she had the best looking rack I've seen in I don't know when, a nice surprise all around. What's that tune, I'm looking over a four leaf clover..Hi Paleface,
I just wanted to comment on how many times I've been told I am good looking. Many many times. I am so good looking that when I gave Olga and Ivanna my number, they made sure they didn't call me at all. Ha! Its a good tactic for tips. Anyway. Just wanted to comment on the "good looking" comment. Who knows, maybe your George Clooney. Another comment I always get is "why you no have girlfriend" or better yet "you probably are a good lover". I also think they are good looking until after I release.
Member #5942
10-14-09, 21:10
Hi Doug, Divine Spa on Fullerton Ave, Carribean Spa on Cicero, Sky Blue Spa on Fullerton. I've been to these and the girls are not all pretty. You can get the free paper called exito or viva from downtown locations and look at the personal sections. You can use google translator if the ad is in Spanish. You may want to search this site because I recall reading reports on Latin spas on Western Avenue. Hope this helps.
Member #5942
10-14-09, 21:50
On lava Kate is not one to visit. She says she is 43 but looks much older. She is located on the NW side near irving park. I visited her place once. She is located on 2nd or 3rd floor. She buzzed me in, I walked up and saw her peek from the door crack. When I entered, she closed the door and locked it. She was wearing and ugly white robe, and black skirt. Her hair was grey although she said she was a red head. She chgs 140. I saw her and was not attracted. I offered 40 and made up a reason to leave. She wanted more. Avoid her because she is nice on the phone but cranky in person. On another note, I searched eros for massage and came across Latina eva cruz. She ias attractive. I called her and made an appt. Her voice sounded very questionable on the phone. The photos of her are sexy but why does she cover in between. On the day before I was to meet her I called again. Her voice still sounded like someone was trying to sound fem. Has anyone visited her? PS This is all my opinion on both. Eva wks in gold coast.
...No offense but you probably could have combined alot of what you said in 1 or 2 reports...
In Nino's defense, he did say in one of his previous posts that he was "using a game console to write," so he has a limited number of characters per post. His posts have been mostly informative and accurate to boot. It's nice to see someone come on here who isn't just asking without contributing. Nino's got my vote. Keep it up, Dude!
Hi Paleface,
I just wanted to comment on how many times I've been told I am good looking. Many many times. I am so good looking that when I gave Olga and Ivanna my number, they made sure they didn't call me at all. Ha! Its a good tactic for tips. Anyway. Just wanted to comment on the "good looking" comment. Who knows, maybe your George Clooney. Another comment I always get is "why you no have girlfriend" or better yet "you probably are a good lover". I also think they are good looking until after I release.
I only wish I had a dime for every time one of these girls told me "you handsome man," "you so strong" or "you so big." Better yet, it would be great if any of it was true!
Member #5942
10-14-09, 23:04
Thanks Chi Guy I appeciate the good support. I joined the site to have fun and provide my experiences to everyone. I joined two days ago and so far provided as much as I can. I frequent the same places because it is safe and now they know me. I hope to contribute more as I remember past experiences or talk about recent visits. I will respond if you pm me. When I read my responses, I do see the stupid spelling errors. Sorry. I use a PS3 with a small pad attached to a controller. If I make an error, sometimes I accidentally delete 10 minutes of work. Anyway the site is fun and I hope to provide more reports. I will try to respect that persons opinion and try to keep my posts with current info. Look up the name nino torres and see who I chose as a id on this site. Number 9!
Fork Please
10-15-09, 01:01
Nino is spot on, everything he's said burns with the familiar for me.
Go for it dude, game console and all...all good posts.
I actually went there. Its not worth it and seems very legit. The massage was average but it was done by a cute young asian girl. But you are covered and well no signs there is more on the menu. I won't return. I did the $50 hour special.
There's a new place, AMP, at 1118 N. LaSalle. There was a white guy there at the desk who looked like he might be a retired city worker, South side accent. He said he was the only caucasion in the place. He told me how great a real Chinese massage is, 3000 years of knowledge, acupressure, etc. At the end of the conversation, I asked him how's the finish. Wrong question apparently. Oh that's against the law he said. Sorry guys. I should have just TOFTT, but it's probably too late for me to do that now.
Regular massage is $75, but he's running a $50 special for new customers. I think the place has possibilities, but not at $75, no way.
Nino. Welcome to the forum.
TheWoodButcher
10-15-09, 11:03
So took the plunge and went to lisunias. Called ahead and got a VIP with Ivanna. Yea shes hot, smoking bod but a bit of a butter face IMHO. No table shower? And I was in and out of there in 40 minutes? Massage was acceptable finish was outstanding, no mention of tip at all. Tipped what I saw was appropiate from info on here. Would repeat wish I got a table shower, and more time, and its pricey, but the quality of girls are second to none.
Luke Appling
10-15-09, 11:35
I visit spas once a week. I spend 80 at door plus tip of lets say 60. Total damage is 140. 140 times 4 times a month is 560. 560 times 12 is 6, 720. I know I've spent more in the year. I've been doing this for more than 15 years.100, 800. I'm fortunate to be able to do this but it is extremely stupid. I agree. If you are able to stop, then do so. I can't because of no will power. Anyway I am single and no GF so this is why it is my hobby. If there is any lesson here it is to say spend your money on better things. These girls at spas just want tjhe money. Sorry for the spelling errors. I am writing from a ganing console that often clears all pof what I write. Sorry.
Nino,
First of all, thanks for all the posts.
My question for you is regarding the frequency and expense of your hobby. I go to the occasional MP because my sex life with the girlfriend has really trailed off recently, and HR from a maseusse is a pretty low-risk way to get action on the side. I am also not rich and the occasional MP is all I can afford.
You, on the other hand, say that you have no wife or girlfriend but enough money to support your habit. With what you are spending, you could hire a really hot escort once a month and skip the hit-or-miss MPs altogether.
Why don't you go that route? Just wondering, thanks
Except for thr fingering this gal seems fun PM me details. Kudos on your massive postings.
Thanks to those who welcomed me. I realize that some of my reports may be dated. I apologize. I just joined the site and wanted to contribute. This report is about what I get with ivanna. You can compare. Hope I have enough space to write. Ivanna is 5 ft 11 with brown hair. She is thin and has perky juggs. I don't know size but if a is small and d is large, she is a c. In past visits, she got on table with me and bounced up and down as she stroked. She talked dirty like this is how I fk when on top. She has stuck her finger inside of me. I would avoid this in future because of disease it her nails cut me inside. She lets her face get thisclose to my stick and mimicks a BJ. She sits next to me and slaps my legs and says you like to stroke your cock. She breathes on it and spit on it one time. She stares in my eyes and does not look away. She also uses her tongue in my mouth. She wears jeans or black jog pants with a pink or yellow top. She drinks wine too early which is not legal in a place of business. Never sex.
Right on Luke!
Sorry to add to the net congestion here, but this made me laugh.
The vampires tend to come out across the city after 11 pm and sleep till 2 pm so they are basically not a problem when the sun is up. I have lived everywhere on the North Side and I don't worry at all. I don't know about the SSide.
The days when HP was full of $60,000 three flats, great PR food, and gangs is over. The place is full of $400,000 condos, 140 lb suburban hipster dudes on $1500 single speed bikes and hot college girls from Lake Forest doing the city thing. There is still some great PR food around, but like most of the blue line stop neighborhoods it is nothing like it was in the 1990s. Keep it East of Kedzie and you are fine.
Now if only some of those hipster girls would open a MP! Oh, wait, if you marry or date one you will pay $20,000-$100,000 to nest her and have sex once a week after that first year passes, listen to her blabber on about tofu, haircuts, yoga, the gym, and dumb books about positive thinking and on and on about all these important things! Since I am dating one of these hotties and still get out to the MP to relax - someone send me a tazer to shut her up! :)
Donny,
There are very few areas of the city that are not safe during the day. If no one believes, just do a little research on crime statistics. More than 90% of killings are late at night between a perp and victim who know each other.
Humboldt Park is full of skinny-ass hipster white kids these days. If they can hack it, you should be able to.
Hit Lane's becuase I was in the area over a lunch. I assmed the woman who answered the door was the mama-san however she ended up doing the massage too. Clearly disappointing. Plus 7 at the door seems at least 1 higher than average. Not worth my time to revisit.
Great location for those downtown.
Photo is accruate.
Hands could explore everywhere but the money spot.
Massage and release were solid.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1422748576.html
Donny Devito
10-15-09, 14:22
Km- I have been spending some time in that area lately. What I don't like is the $5 charge for using a credit card. This seems to be the only area of the city that does this as far as I know. If you take the blue line from the loop, I would say get off at division and ways west to km because that part of Wicker Park is ridiculously nice with banks and mercedes benz dealerships. If you get off at Damen or Western, the area is a little rougher/more ethnic. Either way, you are fine it is just amazing the difference between division in Wicker Park opposed to division in Humboldt Park or some of the other areas north of division.
Anyways, I had Julie. I tipped her.2 and she seemed pleased. It was a great time. She took care of business and I will be back.
Steven Lynn
10-15-09, 17:28
Dreamed I took a trip to the Caribbean recently and it was the best MP experience I ever had.
Wasn't thrilled with the traffic getting there and when I arrived, there was a group of men working on the street right outside the door. Kinda embarrassing walking up to the door and having to wait for someone to let me in, while the workers giggled to themselves.
But once inside it was paradise!
A group of young Latinas sitting in the lobby, including the older Lei Lei at the front desk. I thought I was going to get Lei Lei again, but instead, I got a busty young Latina named Maggie. She had to be around 25.
I got ready for the massage and after we exchanged names, etc. I asked her if the guys working outside had affected their business today, and she said yes, only 2-3 people have come in all day. (A good sign for me! )
After 10. 15 minutes into the massage, she asked me if I minded another girl coming in and massaging me for 10 minutes while she instructed her. The other girl was a newbie. I said hell no, bring her in!
For 10-20 minutes, I got a four-hand massage!
Then I was told to flip and I swear I thought I was going to get extras with the two Latinas! After a few minutes of massaging my front, the other Latina left and it was just me and Maggie again.
Negotiations began and everything was on the menu, but the items were expensive, so I used my bargaining tools of knowing they've had no business today to get everything just short of everything.
Afterwards, I asked Maggie if I could see her again and she said yes and gave me her number.
What a great visit to the Caribbean!
Hey I have been pming some users asking about a latina apt mentioned by Silvio several weeks back. Anyone got any info or a number a pm would be greatly appreciated. I tried to pm silvia among others but to no avail.
Member #5942
10-15-09, 18:38
This is the 2nd time I am writing this and I hope it is not a dupkicate.
I prefer visiting MP instead of escorts because I do not want the worry of disease. Escorts have sex 4 or more times a week with guys who visit escorts as well. I dont want the worry. All I need is a good HJ and be on my way. I can do this every week and a couple of times a day if needed. I dont have to worry about taking tests. I actually cant feel much with a condom anyway. Going to spas and getting different girls to touch me is enough excitement. I do have to worry about the risk of a raid. I go to the same 5 places and know the girls. The places have been open for 10 years or more. I assume they are safe. Anyway, if I do get caught in raid, there will be no condom or FS acts to worry about. Hope this gives you a little insight why I prefer a MP over escort. No harm meant to those that do visit escorts.
Thanks!
I am looking for AMP in Calumet City.
Does any body know where its at?
You can pm.
Thanks
Member #5942
10-15-09, 19:36
Monica said they also provide massage in the TS. If you drive a car and speak Spanish, you can call ahead and ask monica if you can park directly behind the building, She would have to open the gate. She may even jump in the car with you and lead you around back. The place is small and smells like some form of scented candle stick. I recall the doors had locks. Based on this report, those locks will come in handy. I think there are 3 rooms. Directly outside the room near the shower is where the girls sit. You can actually see the girls when you pay at the front desk. If you tell monica that you remember her from Divine Spa on fullerton, that may help. She lives on the south side. She will give you her number. She gave it to me and called me many times. She told me she would visit me for an incall massage. I declined. I don't have her number, but if you giver her yours she might call and text you. Be nice and if you speak Spanish, that will help. Sorry to piggyback on this post but since it was about carribean.
Member #5942
10-15-09, 19:46
Yes, Ivanna is a lot of fun. All you need to do is arrive clean, smile, compliment her on how pretty she is and make her feel at ease. She will do the rest. If you decide to stroke it yourself, she will tell you to let her do it. She said she graduate from college, so you could small talk about that. She said she likes to play piano. She says that she likes to go out with her friends to bars. She said she is always the tallest. She likes junk food and her friends always make fun that she always has to have something to eat at the bar. She says that only her good friend knows she massages. Any girl who talks as dirty as her, and strokes like her and stares in your eyes, is hot! She says she gets along with Olga, but Olga says she does not care for Ivanna. I think there is a compettion thing going. Call ahead and book appt. PS Maggies the sandy blonde hair is pretty but not as fun. She is fully nude but doesn't get into it the way ivanna does. Ivanna is all act though, she just wants money. But whocares!
Member #5942
10-15-09, 19:54
I have a way to time how long the massage lasts as well as take a pic of the girls I have been with. The usual amoubt of time from the moment I walk in, pay, shower is about 50 minutes. That means that the massage itself probably lasts 35 minutes or so. However, ivanna and olga never make you feel rushed. The other girls do. I really would love to do ivanna and olga. However, when I think about them touching about 3 guys a day and 5 days a week, that is 60 a month. I'd get too jealous knowing she is stroking while I am working a legit job. Ivanna does not have the best face but she is very pretty and I amsure if you visit her and see her, you would want to stick it in her and see her long legs pointing upwards!
Teabagplain
10-15-09, 20:01
So took the plunge and went to lisunias. Called ahead and got a VIP with Ivanna. Yea shes hot, smoking bod but a bit of a butter face IMHO. No table shower? And I was in and out of there in 40 minutes? Massage was acceptable finish was outstanding, no mention of tip at all. Tipped what I saw was appropiate from info on here. Would repeat wish I got a table shower, and more time, and its pricey, but the quality of girls are second to none.
They do have a table shower. If they don't offer it next time, just ask about it. I have seen Ivanna many times. My last visit with her a couple of months ago was also unusually short. I wonder if she is starting to burn out.
Member #5942
10-15-09, 20:04
Nothing to report here except avoid it if you are not looking for a legit massage. The girl I had was about 24. She was sexy but I felt from the time I walked in that HE woukd not happen. There is no shower. The entire session I was well covered. I did not have any teasing. The girls was pretty, nice and only provided massage. The place is south of Jackson, about a block away from wacker. I think the name was minute massage. Man was I aroused and hoping she would touch it. Some places are truly legit and this is one of them. Quick note, the haircut place with massage in the window on canal and jackson is a no go. You need an appt and the lady is foreign. I dont know the name of the place. It is diagnol from Union st near the street where the entrance to eisenhower is. Close to old Chicago Post Office from Batman movie.
Member #5942
10-15-09, 20:12
Yes Ivanna does TS. She told me that all I had to do was ask. I assume that the girls are lazy and dont want to clean up the shower immediately in case someone else wants to use it. Olga rubbed me well in the TS. The lounge is on the otherside of the wall so they canhear what is going on. I mentioned in anothr post that I have a way to time the massage and snap a pic. The time sounds about right.
Member #5942
10-15-09, 20:20
For our new members....75 at door for gunnison, 70 is u pay cash. 75 at united spa. 80 at New Look. 60 at Carribean unless you pay with cc then it is 65. Cash only at divine and it is 70. Lisunia is 90 for VIP and 80 for additional nude options, Irenes was 70, ohare girls was 75 at door, mercy acupuncture was 65, xindys in chinatown was 70, united spa opens at 8am, lisunia opens at 10am, New Look opens at 9am, mercy opens at 10 am I think, Lanes opens at 9am, Irenes opens at 10am
Teabagplain
10-15-09, 20:22
Nino is spot on, everything he's said burns with the familiar for me.
Go for it dude, game console and all...all good posts.
With regards to Nino's massive number of posts, I too think it's great. It sounds like this guy is putting up years of experience. Even though it may initially seem annoying that he is putting each little bit of info in a separate post, in the long run, it is much better this way. When searching the forum, it is much easier to find info when posts are limited to discrete topics instead of including, for example, info on three different places in one message (like I did with my last trip to Chicago).
Member #5942
10-15-09, 20:59
Joann at Lanes Spa was one who offered FS. This data maybe old. However, it is still relevant. It means that Lanes has been open for more than 10 years and is maybe connected in that the law looks away. Just my opinion.
PussyPoker
10-15-09, 21:17
I was out and I had the itch so I found an ad on C/L. Pretty Asian Girl Massage with a (312) 593 prefix. Its located on a small side street off Archer. I called up and arrived and was met at the door by a couple of younger Chinese guys. When they answered the door I got a real bad feeling, I've been to the Apts. Before, not many times but I have never been greeted by any dudes. The guys assured me that everything was OK to come in. Reluctantly I did, and everything was fine. The girl was smokin hot with a very nice body. She spoke some english and pretty much did everthing I asked. Overall the girl was very good, but with those guys there (security I guess) is was a little uneasy. Everything ended fine but the set up was unusual to me. Anyone have similar experiences?
There was a place I use to goto that was on the northside.It was a second floor apt. and when you called the guy would answer the phone and let you in. Then there were 4 or 5 very pretty girlss sitting on a couch. I would pick your girl and pay the man. He was always there. This was many years ago.
Blue Screen
10-15-09, 21:59
I actually went there. Its not worth it and seems very legit. The massage was average but it was done by a cute young asian girl. But you are covered and well no signs there is more on the menu. I won't return. I did the $50 hour special.Oops, wish I had red your post before going over tonight. Same experience, except my girl was average looking. I did some rubbing of her leg without resistance, but otherwise everything was legit. Well covered, no accidental brushing of the boys, and no "would you like anything else? " at the end. Good massage for $50 but I won't return.
Member #5942
10-15-09, 22:04
The person in charge at Gunnison is Lee. Lee is her last name, I was told, but she goes by Lee. She drives a blue BMW x5. If You see it parked in back of Gunnison, then she is in. She lives in a north shore suburb. She is over 50. She use to do massage and sometimes does if asked and her girls are busy. She changes staff frequently which is good so you don't have the same boring experience. She has called in the past each time a new girl arrives. She will call and leave a message. As you get to know her, she will tell the girls ahead of time what you like. The girls have come from New York. I guess she has a connection in NY. She does have nice cans for someone over 50. I'm serious. She usually wears a grey sweater and pulls it up to rub them on back. She never offers FS. She owns a small dog she occasionally brings. The reason I suggest getting to know the person in charge is because I nevr have to worry about not getting what I want. I even get a discount rate. Massage for me is 50 at door. Pays to be nice!
Humbolt is very questionable the more west you go. I lived there for 2 years back in the 90s and it was rough then. But a lot of crime still happens. About 4 years ago a family friend of mine was shot point blank in the head near rockwell and north. Maybe its just my personal experince but Humboldt park crime is nothing to disregard.
Chicago Slim
10-15-09, 23:24
Standard tip?
Ad on BP or CL advertises massage near the streets named above. Ad has girl in lingerie, which now in hindsight is a bit misleading. Guy answers the phone and when you get location you need to sign into the building with location (not good). Anyway, you get to room and it says Mercy Acupuncture. $65 for full hour. Girl was young as advertised (saw second young one, too) but there was certainly no lingerie.
Massage was excellent and was full hour but there was no mutual touching.
However, I did leave with a smile on my face.
HappyGardener
10-15-09, 23:29
Hit Lane's becuase I was in the area over a lunch. I assmed the woman who answered the door was the mama-san however she ended up doing the massage too. Clearly disappointing. Plus 7 at the door seems at least 1 higher than average. Not worth my time to revisit.
A classic case of not RTFF. This is Lanes in Lombard where report after report talks about the 60 yo massuse
HappyGardener
10-15-09, 23:30
Yellow is back in town
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I visit spas once a week. I spend 80 at door plus tip of lets say 60. Total damage is 140. 140 times 4 times a month is 560. 560 times 12 is 6, 720. I know I've spent more in the year. I've been doing this for more than 15 years.100, 800. I'm fortunate to be able to do this but it is extremely stupid. I agree. If you are able to stop, then do so. I can't because of no will power.
Nino - First of all thanks for all the posts, reading your post brings back memories of last 15 years of my activities in Chicago, I used to post quite a bit about 10 - 11 years ago under a different handle and Jackson's old site. But other parts of my life take significant time now.
Regarding cost, I also did a formal calculation a couple of years ago
2.5 escorts per month at 300
Apts 2 per month at 160
EMP & AMP 2 per month at 150
Caribbean 2 times a year at 2000
German FKK 2 times a year at 1000
Strip Joints 5 times a year at 250
Chasing Bar Flys 30 times a year at 150
so around $23 - 25 K per year of after tax money, which meant I need to earn 40K just to support my hobby, well I have no regrets I had a lot of fun & and stayed safe.
Regardless don't stop, as long as you are have fun, not hurting anyone, and able to afford it financially.
For the past couple of year I have started hanging out with tree hugger chics, I contribute $5K - 10K to some charity like save the rain forest, educate Haiti, rebuild school in Boliva, etc.
The Tree Hugger chics than in return provide fantastic services.
I still get the urge to hobby, but it is very limited.
Donny Devito
10-16-09, 01:44
I would just like to take this time to welcome Nino Torres aka #9 to the board. He is sure to be valuable member. Although he has more posts in 3 days than I had in 3 years. He's got a lot of good information. Welcome about numero nueve!
Ok, after alot of amazing reviews about this place, I had to try it out. It was probably the best spa experience I've had in Illinois. First the massuese said her name was Annie. Blouse, tight jeans, and heels. Nice. Had a very sensual walk as I followed her to the room. About looks. She was attractive overall, maybe late 20's, but not really my type. I like a more voluptuous body type. She was thin. Maybe A/B cup. I went with her because of recommendations here but probably would have gone with the other girl I saw otherwise. I think she said her name was Anna. I thought she had prettier face & body. On the table, she began professionally. Covered me w/body length towel and began to massage through it. I nicely told her I wasn't shy. She removed towel & began an EXCELLENT massage head to toe. I mean I was on cloud 9 for however long she worked on me.
Her personality pushed the experience to a 10. It is like this womans total focus was to make this the best spa experience I've ever had EVER. After a long hard day at work, to get treated like this is just a truly wonderful thing.
Getting back to the story. On the flip. Same story. Exquisite work. The 1st for me was getting the TS at the end instead of the beginning. The TS was VERY good & thorough but after the he. What's the point? Liked getting rid of the oil. But prefer the build up that the TS adds before the massage.
Now, for all you cheapskates out there. You'll be glad to know she didn't ask for a tip (which was also a 1st for me). But I knew 10 minutes into the massage that I was going to give her a good tip. With all the reports I see about spas with dog ugly masseuses and BS massages, I think it's important to make sure we reward value when we find it with a little extra.
Overall, I'd say looks, massage, ts, he was 7, 10, 9, 9. Other guys might rate her higher on looks depending on taste.
The Caribbean is a pretty big place. Where exactly?
Dreamed I took a trip to the Caribbean recently and it was the best MP experience I ever had.
Wasn't thrilled with the traffic getting there and when I arrived, there was a group of men working on the street right outside the door. Kinda embarrassing walking up to the door and having to wait for someone to let me in, while the workers giggled to themselves.
But once inside it was paradise!
A group of young Latinas sitting in the lobby, including the older Lei Lei at the front desk. I thought I was going to get Lei Lei again, but instead, I got a busty young Latina named Maggie. She had to be around 25.
I got ready for the massage and after we exchanged names, etc. I asked her if the guys working outside had affected their business today, and she said yes, only 2-3 people have come in all day. (A good sign for me! )
After 10. 15 minutes into the massage, she asked me if I minded another girl coming in and massaging me for 10 minutes while she instructed her. The other girl was a newbie. I said hell no, bring her in!
For 10-20 minutes, I got a four-hand massage!
Then I was told to flip and I swear I thought I was going to get extras with the two Latinas! After a few minutes of massaging my front, the other Latina left and it was just me and Maggie again.
Negotiations began and everything was on the menu, but the items were expensive, so I used my bargaining tools of knowing they've had no business today to get everything just short of everything.
Afterwards, I asked Maggie if I could see her again and she said yes and gave me her number.
What a great visit to the Caribbean!
Doug Stubb
10-16-09, 13:41
Hey Nino,
How much would a monger expect to spend on the various items available at Carribean. Like BBBJ= ? or FS=?. Im coming that way in a week and your info would help me a lot. BTW keep up the good work bro. From the sounds of your escapades I will probably run into you at one of these places if we are having the same dreams. I do all my dreaming now in the E. StLouis area. And frequent the VIP alot, and Nino is right the more you know about them the better they treat you. Remember guys they are all still human beings and expect respect. I have always complimented the girls I have dreamed about and on return dreams it pays off big time. The thing for me is I have never had or been to a Latina MP and want to mark that one off my list of potential dreams to have. Any info will be helpfull.
Be safe my Northern brothers
Doug
For the past couple of year I have started hanging out with tree hugger chics, I contribute $5K - 10K to some charity like save the rain forest, educate Haiti, rebuild school in Boliva, etc. The Tree Hugger chics than in return provide fantastic services. I still get the urge to hobby, but it is very limited.
I speak limited 'Tree Hugger' but would like to learn more!
1St time poster, went to Claudia's a week ago, had massage from Valarie. She gave a great nude massage for $ with a great happy ending. She is tall slender. Went to Galaxy yesterdat received nude massage from Monica. She got on the table w/ me was allowed access everywhere for $.2.
Anyone seen my Michelle from CL post - called her she indicates does FS for $$.
Any feedback would be great.
Member #5942
10-16-09, 18:29
I apologize to the member who sent me a message about United Spa and Lisunia. He specifically wanted to know about tips and more info about Lisunia. I reply to all PM so I ask you to please PM me again and I will answer your questions. I apologize for my error and mistakenly deleting the message.
Member #5942
10-16-09, 18:42
Doug,
Thanks for the positive feedback. I have only been once to Carribean. I know the girl Monica from Divine Spa. Ive mentioned in my posts that I do not do FS or BBBJ. However, I can tell you that Ive paid 65 at the door. I was with Monica. If she provided me with those items, I would expect to pay 100 to 120. The reason is because that is all I would be willing to pay. Please keep in mind that others would disagree. We do not have the same incomes to spend. I base my pay on how the girl looks. Monica is probably a 5 on 1 to 10 scale. I know she would do it for 100 ti 120. Ask for Monica and get one massage for 65 with HJ. Then compliment her and then ask her in person. If not her, then get Maggies number like another member posted. Just my opinion.
Thanks!
Member #5942
10-16-09, 18:46
Thanks Donny!
I will try to provide my experiences good and bad. I want everyone to use it to their advantage. I also try to provide accurate descriptions so you can go to those places and see that I am truthful. I think providing names, amounts, descriptions of the workers will help you put the girls at ease and provide you with a nice experience. I also want to learn from everyones posts as well. Thanks again fro El Nino Torres.
Go Liverpool FC!
Member #5942
10-16-09, 18:56
Latex, wow, what a large amount of money to spend. This can be an expensive hobby. The more money people make, then the more we spend. I enjoyed reading your post and want to encourage others to provide this kind of feedback. I find this info interesting because we can relate to each other. I agree, as long as you dont hurt anyone and play it safe, then it might be ok. I say might because, I would love to stop, but just cant. Anytime I go to the cleaners or pass by a nail salon, or see a neon sign, I get the itch. I cant even go to places with hot waitresses because then I get the itch. It could be a tight skirt or a tight fitting shirt, or a girls in shorts.
Anything seems to get me going. I now need to look up what tree hugger is.
Thanks!
Member #5942
10-16-09, 19:05
I agree with Jazz420. I think it is great to provide good advice. I interpret you comments as sayiIng, please be safe. We may have members who live in HP. I have nothing bad to say about that. All I can say is that if you dont know the area and have no business being there, then go somewhere safer or at least makes you feel safe. I would stick out at HP because of the way I dress and what I drive. LE coulp stop me and think I was buying something. HP does have some nice buildings a few blocks from the park. I also see young girls jogging near it around 6am when I drive to work sometimes. It may be changing, but there are still gangs eho patrol the park.
Just be safe:
Member #5942
10-16-09, 19:15
Members,
I would really like to hear about your new and old experiences. It would help me learn about what makes you guys tick. We dont always have new info to post. For this reason, I ask if you can please write about your experiences. The topic may be relateable to some other member. I am new and in no way want to change the way this site works. All I am saying is that if I read about what you like about a spa, or certain girl, I can eventually provide recommendations. I would hope for the same. For ex. If I go to a spa and see a particular girls type for Chi Guy or Donny D, then I could post it. I like reading posts even if the info may seem repetitive. We are here to have fun. I know I am!
Member #5942
10-16-09, 19:30
As you know, I visit the same spas and want to help with parking descriptions in case you are not familiar with area. Lisunia has parking (but limited) in back of building. You could try parking in front, but there are one hour meters. Harlem ave has a lot of cars passing by so you may want to avoid. There is a side street directly behiind buikding. It does not require a Elmwood Park Pass. There is also parking at Harlem furniture about one block north of lisunia. Gunnison, a lot that may fit 20 cars right next to blg. Also a grocery store across st. United Salon, parking lot only has about 4 legitimate spots. One is on side of bldg near alley. Could be potential for your car getting hit. The side streets require a pass. On weekends it is okay to park in front of bldg in spots that have signs for other business in next buikding, New Look has parking in back for about 30 cars. It is safe and you can enter in back door. Irenes, you can park in small convenience store lot on side of blg. Go to dunkin donuts
Member #5942
10-16-09, 19:41
Sorry. I ran out of character space. Go to dunkin donuts, get a fe napkins and place it on dash board to make it seem like you are going there in case IRENES lasts longer than one hour. Otherwise, Park on side street in front of building. The bldg is across from a park. Too far away from balls hitting your car. Serenity Spa, the lot is tight. I went during rush hour and had to park really close to another car. Potential for car nicks. Divine, if you can't park in the 5 car lot in back, then avoid it. Don't park on Fullerton ave because lots of traffic. Don't park on Austin because parking in front of condos is limited and tight. Ohare girls, plenty of parking on property. No worries. Hotshots, parking on side of building off of North Ave. However, avoid if you just washed your car. Very dusty and lots of white rocks on unpaved lot. Safe to park though. Exercise Spa, plenty of parking in shopping complex that bld is on. Very Safe. Carribean. Read my other post. Parking stinks off of Cicero avenue.
Member #5942
10-16-09, 19:54
Divine Spa, Carribean Spa, and Tropical Spa on Western Avenue are Latina. A fellow member PM me and said TropicAl has the pretties girls. Don't get you hopes up high about Divine or Carribean, the girls are ok. There is a fake blonde Columbian at Divine with a nice bubble ass and d sized cans. Her name was maggie. She has olive colored skin, and wears tight brown top to show cleavage and tght grey pants with boots. I went on a Friday at 10am when they opened. She may still work there. She only gave me HE and topless. She charge 80 seperate of door fee.
Good Luck.
Member #5942
10-16-09, 20:24
This is not an informative post. It is commentary, so please move to next post if you really looking for details. Thanks guys. To all others, Three weeks ago on Sat at 8am I went to United Salon. I was the first one in and Jenny was there. Jenny is always there sat at 8 am. Anyway, About 10 min in she started teasing and hears the door buzz. No one else is there so she pulls skirt down and goes to answer door. She takes someone to another room and asks him to wait. After she came back to me and 10 minutes later he left. I don't blame him. He has a need and does not want to wait. What stinks is that my massage and fun stunk. She was rushing to get to him. All I ask is that we either leave if someone is being worked on, or patiently wait quietly. I promise to do the same. We all want our turn and don't want it rushed. United Salon is one of the few that opens early. Jenny seems to be the only one around. Please keep this in mind. Afterall do we want to be 2nd after she just finished with someone 5 min ago!
Member #5942
10-16-09, 20:32
Cherry ia 5 ft 2. Black and brown hair that falls just over mid sized cans. She wears a blue short sleeve shirt with a grey chinese symbol in front of the shirt. She wears tight black pants. She is very thin. The has beautiful eyes and stares at you directly in eyes as she strokes the stick. She does not rush. I was only able to touch cans and outside of pants. She was nice enough to tell me to take the el back downtown because there are no taxis that pass by. She was right. She held my hand as she walked me back to door. A nice touch. Although, Onway out, I saw hot Asian lady checking herself out in the mirror where they supposable cut hair.
Member #5942
10-16-09, 20:45
There is a small ad in Friday 10.16.09 edition of Sun Times sports. It mentions new staff and special price of 50 dollars. Cut it out and use it if you go in next week or so. I doubt there is new staff. I dont doubt 50 dollars, but dont let girl make up difference in extras. Otherwise you make it up when you lower her tip. BTW, someone told me that sun times charges 300 dollars for each of those little ads in sports section. The week day avgs about 8 adds. The weekend avg about 3 ads. Cant wait for those adds to go away. I mean, I cant even read the times and enjoy the sports without peeking at the ads to see if there is anything new. See what I mean guys about my lack of will power.
Member #5942
10-16-09, 20:56
Ivanna said if I call and book a regular massage (non VIP) she would still provide vip service. This will help lower the cost at the door. She doesn't care if place does not make the 90 dollars. She cares about what she makes. I like this bonus and add it to her tip. I guess I come out even, but at least my money goes to her and not lisunia. This may help if you visited her before. Visit her again and say something like, I wish I could pay you all the money instead of giving 90 to lisunia. Follow up with how hot she is and how she could make so much more on her own. Then lead to hey, the next time I visit, would you do vip if I ask for reg massage. I will tip good. I guess that is the drill but be more creative.compliment the girl alot then follow with a question to get the YES.
Does anybody now about a spa that's by River Oak Mall. Calumet City.
It's by 159 and 90.
Member #5942
10-16-09, 22:06
This post is commentary. Please move on if you are in search of spa specifics. Thanks. The following is my opinion. Standard Tip should be whatever your income allows you to afford. There is no going rate. Don't let someone dictate to you how much at Asian or Latin Spa. Forget about American spa because you will never win with them. If a girl works hard to provide excellent massage and HE, reward her with the most you can. If she bends down to assit with socks, shoes and jacket, reward her because those acts are demeaning. If she makes you feel absolutely wanted during your session and you are happy, reward her. If 60 is what you can afford, then don't feel bad or argue with them. Politely say I don't make a lot of money and this is all I can afford. Realistically, if all you can afford is 40 tip, then you most likely will only get HE. If girls is a jerk, end the massage hand over 20 to 30 if it is in your means and leave. Don't be rude or argue, just politely say it all you can afford.
Nino, your posts have been pretty good up to now.
BUT, those last 2 aren't too good.
Tips should be based upon the quality service first <To Insure Prompt Service>
If you feel that you got exceptional service and are willing to compensate extra then income comes into play. Since this is a business the male hobbyists always need to think with the big head first and NEVER think that th eprovider is going to go to some different level just because of a better tip. While it might happen their job is to make us feel good and think that they are attracted to us.
As far as the VIP service, a post like that has a high possibility of giving you blue balls down the line if and when that gets back to her or someone at the spa. I suggest that you edit that post removing her name.
My .02
Carpe Dium
10-16-09, 23:53
Ivanna said if I call and book a regular massage (non VIP) she would still provide vip service. This will help lower the cost at the door. She doesn't care if place does not make the 90 dollars. She cares about what she makes. I like this bonus and add it to her tip. I guess I come out even, but at least my money goes to her and not lisunia. This may help if you visited her before. Visit her again and say something like, I wish I could pay you all the money instead of giving 90 to lisunia. Follow up with how hot she is and how she could make so much more on her own. Then lead to hey, the next time I visit, would you do vip if I ask for reg massage. I will tip good. I guess that is the drill but be more creative.compliment the girl alot then follow with a question to get the YES.
I don't understand why guys don't get it...I've been there several times.
The regular massage is no different then the VIP except with the regular it is $.6 and there is no happy ending.
With the VIP HE is automatically included...that's why they charge $.9
I never gave a tip for a VIP unless you choose the topless or nude option.
The girls there are the same as all the massage girls...trying to suck as much money out of your wallet as possible, and if you throw it at them, they will definitely take it. Every time I left there with no tip for a VIP, I never got any flack.
You are either a veteran monger....knowing your options or your are either a sap or you just like throwing your money away to impress the girls.....you work hard for your money and throw it away.... while other guys get the same service for the price of the massage and little or no tip.
Think about it....anytime an Asian babe asks how much you will tip....finish the massage and leave...they will eventually get the message.
Saps and guys with too much money spoiled the bitches to the level they are at now....a tip for a happy ending should never be discussed. The only discusion for a tip should other services that are offered.
Chicago Slim
10-17-09, 00:14
I don't understand why guys don't get it...I've been there several times.
The regular massage is no different then the VIP except with the regular it is $.6 and there is no happy ending.
With the VIP HE is automatically included...that's why they charge $.9.
I never gave a tip for a VIP unless you choose the topless or nude option.
The girls there are the same as all the massage girls...trying to suck as much money out of your wallet as possible, and if you throw it at them, they will definitely take it. Every time I left there with no tip for a VIP, I never got any flack.
You are either a veteran monger....knowing your options or your are either a sap or you just like throwing your money away to impress the girls.....you work hard for your money and throw it away.... while other guys get the same service for the price of the massage and little or no tip.
Think about it....anytime an Asian babe asks how much you will tip....finish the massage and leave...they will eventually get the message.
Saps and guys with too much money spoiled the bitches to the level they are at now....a tip for a happy ending should never be discussed. The only discusion for a tip should other services that are offered.All I can say is.... AMEN!
Whenever posters say they tip whatever they want, it kind of pisses me off. The reason I participate on this board is to see if we can, as a group, not overpay for services.
I don't have a lot of money to throw around. If some do, that's great. I want to get as much bang for my buck as possible, no pun intended.
Paying a door fee of more than .6-.65 is ridiculous in this environment. There are several places that only charge .5 for the hour. As far as the HE goes, anything more than .4 for HR is a disservice to everyone else on this board.
Considering that the actual massage service in most of these places is mediocre at best and laughable at worst, spending $ including HR is a pretty steep price to pay. I don't even want to get into the age and looks of a lot of providers.
They know why we're there, and we know why we're there. It's not too much to ask for reasonable service at reasonable prices. It's possible to keep costs at a manageable level. Just think, a couple of years ago .8 was the norm for the door fee. Frankly, anyone who pays that now is a sucker, even if the girl is a smokin' young hottie.
Chicago Slim
10-17-09, 00:51
Checked out this place, as I keep seeing it advertised on BP. I was reluctant after TOFFT with the AMP that advertises being across from Millenium Park (previous post). Just wanted to share in case others are wondering.
***Grand Open Chinese Massage***
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/_grand_open_chinese_massage_23/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3204904
Anyway...
Called for appt as listed. Some guy answers the phone and I tell him I'd be there in about 20min. He gives you the address and suite number. It's located in a regular commercial building, and listed as a massage/acupuncture place. You have to sign in with "security" once in the building, but they don't check ID. You could write Nino Torres if you like, and they wouldn't no the difference. So you go up to the suite and it looks like any other business. Inside is a reception area with adjoining rooms (w/ massage tables). There are two petite asian ladies. One is cuter in the face than the other. If you know how my luck runs. Then you don't have to ask which one I got. I wouldn't go so far as butterface, but not a cutie. Who cares, I'm not interested in taking a pics with her. So I pay the standard.65 for the hour massage. I brought $ with me, but kept the rest in my sock (learning from other posts). Once in the room, she leaves so I can get ready. I get totally undressed and put the towel around me. I didn't want to be totally exposed when she walked in. Poor girl may be afraid of snakes. Okay. Bad joke, but I didn't want to come on too strong and ruin it.
Phoebe (her name, by the way) comes back in. I'm immediately let down b/c she still has on the button down shirt and blue jeans. I could swear I see a more revealing top under the white shirt, but who knows. So far. I'm disappointed. I lay face down and she gets started. She gives me the 'ol "first time here? " question (as the guy over the phone did). I said yes, but mentioned that I was checking it out b/c I was looking for a place I could go regularly with good service, and not too far from work (hint hint. But it was too subtle. I don't think she got it).
So I'm face down and she removed the towel (good sign) and she gets started. I must say, the massage was MUCH better than I expected. The room was a little chilly, buy she had good hands. And I told her so. I give the massage an honest 7 or 8. Maybe an 8 if it were warmer in there. She was pretty good.
Time for the flip. Oh shit. Here comes the towel as I turn over. She places the towel in the proper place, then continues. So now I'm irritated, but the massage is still good. She give me the "first time here? " question again. So I tell her that I saw their ad and was hoping that I could find a good massage closer to work instead of going to chinatown (hint hint). She asked which places I've been, calling my bluff. I named place or two, including Xindy's. She knew that place. I think it put her a little at ease. I think there may be a little hope.
She hits the legs and starts to work around the inner thigh. No touching. But damn close. She finishes the legs, and asks if I want head massage or tummy. Well I'm no fool. I say tummy, then compliment her hands again and suggest she could massage me all over. She smiled a little. Maybe she got that hint. She works the tummy and her hands slowly start to creep down a little. She asks if this is okay. Hell yeah (no I didn't actually say hell yeah). The fingers slightly brush agains the right area, and somebody is standing at attention. I notice the towel is now just barely covering the happy place. She asks if I want "massage all over". Again. Hell yeah. She oils up for the HR. No mention of tip, negotiating, or anything. I can't call the HR enthusiastic. I looked at her and didn't get the feeling she was LOVING it. But it was damn good! No rush. Even took the time to give a little attention to the two little fellas down below. After the finish a hot towel clean up. The timer went off just as she finished cleaning, but she took the time to finish the massage on my arms for another 5 minutes. That was nice.
Pros: quiet location, good massage, HR, and no negotiating
Cons: No mutual touching, no sexy outfit, and doesn't look like there are any more extras.
After I got dressed, I tipped the.35 I had remaing for a $ experience. That seemed pretty standard from what I read in post. I also made sure she saw a little more cash I had to give her something to work for next time. She gave me her card and suggested I ask for her. Maybe things get even better for regulars. I think I may go another time or two to see. YMMV
P. S. I'm not a TOTAL rookie. But if there are any veteran's out there that think I got that tip thing wrong, let me know.
Happy hunting.
I agree with you when it comes to dog ugly or 60 yo masseuses and terrible massages. I'd go even further n say to either walk out or tip little if anything then report the place on the board. Bad quality n bad service is unacceptable n shouldn't be tolerated! Driving up quality through more informed decisions is IMO the true power of the board. We need to send a clear message with our $$$.
Now what about the opposite?? U find a gem & get great quality or great service. I agree with niño here. Tip the best u can maybe an extra 10 or 20 over usual if u have it.
But for sure we should avoid visiting n tipping bad quality.
Whenever posters say they tip whatever they want, it kind of pisses me off. The reason I participate on this board is to see if we can, as a group, not overpay for services.
I don't have a lot of money to throw around. If some do, that's great. I want to get as much bang for my buck as possible, no pun intended.
Paying a door fee of more than .6-.65 is ridiculous in this environment. There are several places that only charge .5 for the hour. As far as the HE goes, anything more than .4 for HR is a disservice to everyone else on this board.
Considering that the actual massage service in most of these places is mediocre at best and laughable at worst, spending $ including HR is a pretty steep price to pay. I don't even want to get into the age and looks of a lot of providers.
They know why we're there, and we know why we're there. It's not too much to ask for reasonable service at reasonable prices. It's possible to keep costs at a manageable level. Just think, a couple of years ago .8 was the norm for the door fee. Frankly, anyone who pays that now is a sucker, even if the girl is a smokin' young hottie.
Noone has posted on this. Maybe everyone knows this already. Bit the purpose of the board is to warn guys against rip offs right?
If you've ever considered visiting a high end or hotel spa, DON'T! It is a pure rip off! Just FYI, the 'door fee' usually starts at 120. The masseuse will fuss over keeping you covered as if you are in the backroom of a church and the preacher is watching through a 1 way mirror. The massage is many times worse than you'd get at our beloved top choices for massage. The masseuse avoids massaging any where near Mr. Johnson (I mean many won't even massage your abs or upper thigh)! The ONLY positive is that it's usually done in a nice room. Oh and to top it off they usually take a 20% tip mandatory (but your free to give more if you are brain damaged).
You have been warned.
Member #5942
10-17-09, 10:41
Candy is new. She is from California. She is between 26 to 32. She has a butterfly tattoo just above the p. hair. She is well kept. She also has a small sun tattoo on her left leg by the knee. I dont like tattoos but these looked nice. She only does HJ. She is new to massage. The massage was no good. She has nice cans. She has short hair to shoulder. She wears lipstick. Her personality is stronger than most Asian mp girls. Probably because she is fro San Fran most of her life. She is worth the money I spent and will be back to Candy!
Member #5942
10-17-09, 10:49
I can get a VIP massage at regular price with Ivanna.
If you get to know her you can get the HJ at 60 reg massage.
Nighthawk55
10-17-09, 12:23
Whenever posters say they tip whatever they want, it kind of pisses me off. Whenever cheap posters complain about whatever other guys do, it pisses me off.
Listen... I am not a newby or a sap. I tip 60 for a HE a) because I found someone who is cute and provides excellent service everytime (Including the first time when she did it without asking).... and b) because I can afford it.
If you can't afford it, stay home.
1St time poster, went to Claudia's a week ago, had massage from Valarie. She gave a great nude massage for $ with a great happy ending. She is tall slender. Last month (9/1) someone on here saw people being led out of there in handcuffs.
The plot thickens.
Member #5942
10-17-09, 16:08
I agree with Wrigley. It seems like we are on the same page. Since we don't have the same incomes, we have to pay what we think is appropriate. The member of this site will not collectively change spa prices. I don't think of myself as a sap either. Wrigley, you can PM me anytime you need more descriptive info about places. Thanks Man! Lastly, I don't know why my responses show as a sep. Post. I don't have a reply button. Do I need to be a senior memb to get the reply button to show or is it just the limits of my PS3 system.
Member #5942
10-17-09, 16:10
Sorry. The response to wrigley was intended for Nighthawk. Sorry guys, my error. I appreciate your comments night hawk and pm me anytime you need info.
Thanks
Member #5942
10-17-09, 16:22
One member pm me about any locations near mp. I dont remember who it was. I just want to mention that I was driving down North Avenue today and past Chicago Soccer across from Navistar. I saw a window advertising massage therapy. Does not look open yet and I only saw the window quickly. It is next to Chicago Soccer. Just an FYI since the member asked about Melrose Pk spa.
Quoting F Blaster "Whenever cheap posters complain about whatever other guys do, it pisses me off."
Listen... I am not a newby or a sap. I tip 60 for a HE a) because I found someone who is cute and provides excellent service everytime (Including the first time when she did it without asking).... and b) because I can afford it.
If you can't afford it, stay home.I am with Nighthawk55 on this one. In my experience, I have found that once I establish myself as a regular, and if I consistently tip "well, " the level of service consistently exceeds even my demanding expectations.
Some examples from places where I was a regular before I moved to Chicago.
In place number one (in a southern state), I was a regular and I tipped well. One Sunday afternoon my then "regular" professional surprised me with "her girlfriend" for an extra long session. I had not seen that coming. What we did was quite a bit more than merely a "four hand massage."
In place number two, downstate in Illinois, my regular was going to be gone but wanted me to know that if I came by I would be "taken care of" and she also assured me that I should come by. I did go by, and the "substitute" greeted me with a "so you're Gus." It was late on a Thursday. The substitute turned off the sign, locked the door, and invited me to spend the night (the girls there slept in a back room). I spent the night. Fun.
Same downstate place. I usually called before I visited. Out of courtesy I called to say I wouldn't be coming by because I had a cold. I called on a Saturday. My regular felt bad about that, and wanted to know if she could come by my place to check on me the next morning. I lived about 25 miles from the place, but the next morning she was knocking on my door as promised. She had some chicken soup and some other really delicious Korean foods. She insisted on cleaning my place up (it was a bit disorderly as I was all wrapped up on my couch feeling like crap). She also insisted on "massaging" little Gus (because she said he needed care too). That was above and beyond the call of any duty.
Take away point--if you tip cheap, they know. But if you are a regular and generous and respectful, you will come out far ahead.
Just so you know, my usual minimum tip is $. In the past year I have several times gone $$ and $$$. One time I went $$$$$ and it was well worth the experience.
Dollar Deals
10-17-09, 20:42
I Had The Best Visit! After Reviewing Some Of These Reports I Gave The Place A Shot!
The Usual.5, .10, .15.
New Staff Beautiful Latinas Available If I May Say My Self.
They Had 1 Hr Massage $50 Bucks. Showed Me To My Room. Following My Table Shower Were She Washed Me And My Johnson. Very Happy With That. Shortly After She Dryed Me Up And Showed Me To My Room!
Couple Minutes Later She Arrive And Started The Massage Did Good Job Gave Bout 7 Did Great Job On My Back And Legs. Awhile Into The Massage Was The Flip. Were I Was Invited To The Menu Extras. HJ. And Her Top $$80. Had A Great Time. Still Gave Her A Tip Great Massage
Looks: 8
Massage: 9
HJ: 10
Nice B Cup!
Will Definatelly Return!
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I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...
Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!
It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!
Dollar Deals
10-17-09, 20:46
New staff pretty and atractive latin therapist. It is located by california and cermak. You should check it out!
Divine Spa, Carribean Spa, and Tropical Spa on Western Avenue are Latina. A fellow member PM me and said TropicAl has the pretties girls. Don't get you hopes up high about Divine or Carribean, the girls are ok. There is a fake blonde Columbian at Divine with a nice bubble ass and d sized cans. Her name was maggie. She has olive colored skin, and wears tight brown top to show cleavage and tght grey pants with boots. I went on a Friday at 10am when they opened. She may still work there. She only gave me HE and topless. She charge 80 seperate of door fee.
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Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!
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Nicky Forza
10-18-09, 13:02
I am with Nighthawk55 on this one. In my experience, I have found that once I establish myself as a regular, and if I consistently tip "well, " the level of service consistently exceeds even my demanding expectations....
Just so you know, my usual minimum tip is $. In the past year I have several times gone $$ and $$$. One time I went $$$$$ and it was well worth the experience.
Ha, for a $$$$$ tip, I'll come and service you myself!
Forget the AMPs... all the beautiful Chinese women have joined the military!!
Take a look...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vA4T1wfJLE&feature=player_embedded
Blue Screen
10-18-09, 17:07
Went to the LMP at 2841 W Cermak Sunday. Girl answering phones was only one available. Cute, talkative and friendly, but she needed to lose some weight. Experience was similar to previous posts: asked permission to wash 'down there' during TS, asked about other MPs I've been too, complemented my on my size., and offered 50/80 for HJ/topless HJ. I liked that she was very forward about services, no whispering or pretend shyness. Had a good session but saw a real hottie on my way out, I never seem to get the hot girl my first time.
One bad thing. The furniture was filthy! The chair and table padding had stains on them and the carpet was dingy. I'm sure they wash the sheets but they need to use more bleach.
Also, she mentioned that several girls were fired recently because they didn't keep their schedules.
Orangecrush
10-18-09, 18:32
Used to get that all the time down in Florida. They called it a "body wash". Girl used to soap herself up then slide all over you until you came. Sometimes they would have a loose fitting bikini on that would come undone as the scrub progressed. Sometimes they would start nude.
Nighthawk55
10-19-09, 09:53
Ha, for a $$$$$ tip, I'll come and service you myself!Pic, please!
Anyone been to this location?
Seems to be one of those rip off places.
http://www.perfectouchmassages.com
Chicago Biker
10-19-09, 21:49
Pic, please!
Please send that pic to Nighthawk personally, do not post in the forums. I'm not sure anyone on this board would be ready for it.
Great line Nighthawk, cracked me up.
Biker
TOFTT today at Sunkiss Spa, 1551 W. Chicago, opened a month ago. There I met Nina (I think), a girl who couldn’t say no. There were 3 girls when I walked in, all in their early 20s, all good looking, but the one in shorts was a knockout. The shorts reminded me of KM, but maybe 5 to 10 years younger. They wanted 60 for table shower and 1 hr massage. The table shower was very good. She scrubbed everything but my favorite spot, with special attention to my ass,very methodical and thorough.
Back in the massage room, I started roaming right away, but she pulled back. So I started to talk her up a bit, but it was not easy because she spoke practically no English. Anyway, she worked away on my back in a really good massage. I thought let’s just wait and see where this goes. She even jumped up on the table and went to work on my butt, caressed the crack with her finger tips, stopped on the anus and gave it a good shake, balls, prostate. I was up on all fours by then. Somehow she told me to turn over, repeated it twice before I understood, not much English. She tossed a towel on my gents and went to work on my nipples. Why do Chinese girls think we get turned on by that nipple thing? Then she did something Crazy Dianna used to do, a massage of my stomach, pushing the blood into the genitals, I thought. Good. Soon after, the massage was over. I pointed down there and asked for more. She just shook her head and said “surely,” “surely.” I shook my head up and down. She shook hers back and forth. Surely. Believe this or not, as rejections go, it was really very nice. I’ve had worse.
She was a good girl, gave an excellent massage, professional quality, so I tipped her 20. I might have left 10, but 20s were all I had, so I gave one to her. She really worked hard and I appreciated it. If you are looking for a young Chinese girl, 9.5 on looks, nice short shorts, who is serious about the massage, I can recommend her. I might return. There could be more to this place, I don’t know. You come back she said. I said, surely.
Went to the Chicago city-north location after the double call and was greeted by Winny, a cute 20-something asian girl and since it was my first time at this place I just went in, did what I was told, and actually had a good experience and got the standard treatment for $.6.
Winny had little A-cups and a great little bod, but she was a bit broken out with acne on her face. She gave me a standing shower in the tub, then we went back for light touch, then flip over (standard menu: pretty good service here), then a B+ back massage which felt fine, followed by another shower. It was convienient, easy to find thanks to the instructions, and the service was good... not as good as I have had in other cities, but for Chicago it was a good time for a good price.
I know I have been a bit vague, but if you have been to a good AMP you know what I mean by "standard treatment" etc. I want to go back and even check out the other 2 locations.
First off I wont name who I saw as she has probably been talked about here plenty, but lets just say she has the best rack ever.
Ok - so I walked in asking for so and so saying I had a VIP appt. with her. Turns out the hottie with light brown hair with blonde highlights at the desk was her. For some reason I was expecting someone a little older looking.
the place was hard to find - at least for me. Its inside an indoor mall of sorts. Its towards the back with a sliding door. Its tiny. Seems clean but tiny. From what I gather, looks like 4 massage rooms - all very small. and a shower room. No table shower. All rooms had a curtain that was dark, but you could still make out the silhoutte outside. The room I was taken to was right across from the shower room. which was kinda odd, since I saw some dude going in as I was waiting for my masseuse to come in and he could see me laying on the table with nothing but a towel covering my ass.
Anyways - back to the beginning - she takes me to the room. asks if I want to shower first. I'm thinking shes gonna give me a table shower. I say yes and she goes and turns on the water and tells me she'll be back when I'm ready. So this was a little disappointing...but anyways...I go in - take a quick shower. come back dry off, she comes in and starts massagin my back. Massage was pretty much aweful. At this point I'm thinking this better get better quick as she was pretty attactive. she start working her way down to my ass and next thing I know, shes licking down my back towards my ass while she starts running her fingers downs my crack towards the boys. She was doing this thing where her hair was hanging down my back, kinda using her hair to tease, and she would kiss my cheeks everytime she went down. I start playing with her box through her sweat pants and realize shes not wearing underwear, after a couple of minutes of this she quotes me a rate for topless and for nude...I'm thinking I gotta see her naked as she looked pretty thick and atheleticly healthy. By thick - I do not mean fat or chunky, more like lusciously healthy. which is good cuz I just happen to like that body type....and boy did milk ever do her body good....wow...best pair of tits, fake or real, I've ever seen ...I mean they were solid Ds and gravity defying...great set of legs...and and ass to boot...along with the nicest wettest shaved snatch...wow...so after about another 5 minutes of me on my back...I decide its time to turn over and get a good look at what I'm being so generous for... great Russian...best Russian I've ever gotten...Cock fit in there perfectly... and she bouced them puppies nice and slow as she blew on the johnson and mimicked a BJ.
...Now at the same time I notice the dude coming out the shower with his masseuse...she had dark curly hair...but didnt see her face till I left...she was also very hot...prlly early 30s...If anyone knows her name PM me, I want her next.
Meanwhile she start doing this sensual almost makeout thing with her running her head from my groin to my neck and starts kissing and blowing air up and down my skin as she makes contact with it..I start doing the same thing and she starts getting goose bumps....about 10 minutes of this and me playing with her box I hear dudes masseuse in the room next to us start to moan so it sounds like he was having fun too......Session ended with great HJ and me rubbing her box at the same time...both to mutual satisfaction...think she had an O as she was very wet and was grinding my hand in between her legs and began shaking slightly as I rubbed her box faster and harder.....After session...some small talk and I was on my way...
On my way out I noticed 2 other ladies sitting almost near the exit. I wasnt sure if they were waiting for a massage, or if they worked there...both were fairly attractive and looked eastern European...Will definetly repeat - as this place has the best talent of all the places I've been to...
HappyGardener
10-19-09, 22:54
Forget the AMPs... all the beautiful Chinese women have joined the military!!
Take a look...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vA4T1wfJLE&feature=player_embedded
Thats great...thanks for that. I was watching it thinking back to when I walked thru that area in front of the Forbidden City...and kept getting approached by these female "art students" who wanted to "practice their English" with me.
Whisper2000
10-20-09, 00:22
I decided to go to the school after several good sessions and pulled Rebecca this time. I was really disappointed. The TS was lazy, the massage was rushed and she had me flip after 15 minutes, she asked for $60 (talked her down), made me pay before service (hasn't happened to me in probably 3 years), and talked on the phone for a good chunk of the massage.
I went by today, but there was a red truck hovering around the back door for the 4 times I passed. There were two guys in it, and they looked like LE. Anyone else go tonight? Any problems?
This was posted on Escorts by DynoMutt, but I thought it should be posted here as well. I most often read this section and almost missed this.
Be safe
3 Thai women found in human trafficking sting
October 16, 2009 6:26 PM | 5 Comments | UPDATED STORY
Cook County sheriff's police conducting a sting discovered three women from Thailand who told investigators they had been forced to work as prostitutes in Chicago, New York, San Francisco and Texas in the three weeks they have been in the United States.
The sheriff's office said it suspects the women were caught in a human trafficking ring that offered them for "services" on at least two Web sites.
The three women were in contact with the Thai consulate in Chicago this afternoon, said Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Patterson.
The women had arrived in the United States three weeks ago, and operators of the ring took their passports and demanded $60,000 before they could get their passports back, according to a sheriff's press release. The women are not expected to be charged with a crime, the sheriff's office said.
The three women were discovered on Thursday after investigators answered an ad on a Web site for a "super model, hot, sexy Asian bombshell," the office said. An investigator was directed to go to a Schiller Park intersection and call the contact in the ad again; they were then sent to a specific room in a motel in the 4100 block of North Mannheim Road in Schiller Park.
At the motel, once the officer entered the room, a 23-year-old woman immediately tried to have sex with him, police said. When other investigators came into the room, they questioned the woman, and she told them two other women were in nearby rooms.
The three women were questioned by police, including the sheriff's Women's Justice Services Department, which includes interviewers who are former prostitutes, according to police.
When interviewed, the women, who have limited understanding of English, told investigators they flew to New York on tourist visas from Thailand three weeks ago, and were taken by limousine to an area motel; in each city they visited, the women were met by a limousine driver, who took them to an area motel, and were told not to leave their rooms until the woman involved in the ring gave them orders to leave for another city, according to police.
The woman, who the three women knew only as "Anne," would call them to tell them a man was on his way to meet them to pay for sex, and after each man had left, a man who worked with Anne would collect the money, according to the sheriff's office.
The women have told investigators the operation includes a woman who arranged for men to meet the women for a price, and a man who collected the money they made, the sheriff's office said.
The sheriff's office is working with federal authorities to investigate the ring. In the meantime, the Chicago Alliance Against Sexual Exploitation is providing social services to the woman, according to police.
-- Staff report
Triple Input
10-20-09, 11:38
I am heading to Chicago this weekend and will be staying in the Rosemont area by the convention center. I have looked here but dont know the area to well and am looking for an outcall massage or i can take a taxi a short distance. I would like to get a real massage with a HE. This is good with me.
Thanks for the help
Its been a while, and not sure if she is still around, but I had some very fun times with and independant gal.- Nina who used to advertise in the Reader. Spinner MILF, very very good massage, would get up on the table, very sexy. Saw her at a couple of locations on the northside.
If anyone has contact info please pm.
Nighthawk55
10-20-09, 15:34
I am heading to Chicago this weekend and will be staying in the Rosemont area by the convention center. I have looked here but dont know the area to well and am looking for an outcall massage or i can take a taxi a short distance. I would like to get a real massage with a HE. This is good with me.
Thanks for the helpStay away from the 4100 block of Manheim!
Anyone been to this location?
Seems to be one of those rip off places.
http://www.perfectouchmassages.com
Don't waste your time or money. All reports suggest it's legit.
TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL
Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,
feet massage, hot stone, table shower,only 5 min from chicago downtown,we are at chinatown, china square 2 floor,
60 min $65, 30 min $45
Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL
we open 7 days a week 10:00am-9:00pm
312-328-1173
Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.
Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.
There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.
If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.
TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL
Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,
feet massage, hot stone, table shower,only 5 min from chicago downtown,we are at chinatown, china square 2 floor,
60 min $65, 30 min $45
Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL
we open 7 days a week 10:00am-9:00pm
312-328-1173
Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.
Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.
There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.
If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.
If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!!
If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!!
Youth is relative. She's younger than me, and her body is better than a lot of 20 yr olds. It's the speed and indifference, the mechanical short time that I object to. Sometimes the mature ones have experience in their favor. This one used her experience to get me in and out as fast as possible and it worked. It was a ripoff. I don't like that.
This place has been in business for 6 weeks. I won't be back.
I drove by the new place discussed on here located on Lincoln between Montrose and Irving Park. It was about 1pm and the place looked like it was closed. No light on, not even the neon "massage" sign in the window. Not sure if it has been closed down already?? I wouldn't be surprised given the neighborhood and the fact that the Alderman's office is literally two blocks down.
Knowing him, I wouldn't be surprised if he and his cronies went in to "check out" the place, "sampled" the services and then had them shut down......what a bunch of scumbags in that Ward!!!
Anyways, if anyone has been there in the past week, please post.
If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!!
And another thing, Silvio. You won't have to walk out of this place. I did that for you. That's what this forum is about, helping each other with information about the good and bad places. If I got ripped off, you might to. You have been warned.
Nicky Forza
10-20-09, 20:13
I got serviced by Sofia…..pretty, appears to be mid-thirties, only does HE. Asked how old she was, she said 26. Since she looked older than that I asked her what year she was born. She said 1976….not a quick thinker. On the way out I chatted with two friendly and smiling ladies who were sitting on the sofa. One was SeeSee, a gorgeous Asian about 30. I can’t remember the name of the other lady but she’s been there a while, normally looks a bit homely but this time she was wearing make up and had on a sexy black skirt with a split that showed the side of her thigh almost up to her ass. I hardly recognized her at first. By the way, Amy is gone forever—retired at the age of 53.
Lobo Karlov
10-20-09, 20:39
First Post:
I've been to Senina twice. First time was back in the spring and saw Tannie, massage was amazing and the flip was even better, I actually felt high when I left, the second time was two weeks ago after going to AJ Salon and seeing it was closed (It was only 7pm on a Friday, not sure how early they close) so I took archer to chinatown. This time I got Lucy, massage was too aggressive and painful and the flip was worst. She wanted $ (absurd) I counterd with.2 until she settled for.4 Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.
I got serviced by Sofia…..pretty, appears to be mid-thirties, only does HE. Asked how old she was, she said 26. Since she looked older than that I asked her what year she was born. She said 1976….not a quick thinker. On the way out I chatted with two friendly and smiling ladies who were sitting on the sofa. One was SeeSee, a gorgeous Asian about 30. I can’t remember the name of the other lady but she’s been there a while, normally looks a bit homely but this time she was wearing make up and had on a sexy black skirt with a split that showed the side of her thigh almost up to her ass. I hardly recognized her at first. By the way, Amy is gone forever—retired at the age of 53.Sofia does BJ, not that good at all. She a gagger and spitter. Over priced too.
Had Sofia, she does BJ. Wouldn't get nude but pulled tights down to rub. Not real good with skills. She is a gagger and spitter. Saw the older one on the couch, more curious about her. I think she might do more. Also big thing to note, she talk like she did more and charged more but didn't do anything. Very disappointing.
Don't a lot of guys find it hot when a girl gags and spits all over your disco stick? I know I do!
I agree with Sylvio. Dude, you got robbed. It was an obvious, daylight robbery where the robber had a sign on their forehead that said "ROBBER" in bold black letters. You should have walked out. It does a disservice to everyone else that is going to get suckered every second that place stays in business. Guys, gather up your balls, tell them angrily that their ad was a lie, and they wasted your time, and WALK AWAY!
TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL
Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,
Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL
Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.
Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.
There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.
If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.
I've seen a lot of favorable posts about Tropical. But I had a weird experience there which I'll share. This happened a couple of months ago so maybe they've changed their procedure.
Afternoon. I drove past the place. Noticed there was a cop car parked outside about a block down which was a little unexpected. But I parked and walked in. First thing I noticed were two very attractive latinas. One blond, one brunette. Both early 20's, petite, nice bodies, pretty faces. So far, so so so good. Next thing I noticed was a closed circuit camera on the desk focused on the door. Hmmm. Cop outside. CC camera getting video & voice of customers. My spidey senses are starting to go off big time. But I think to myself. They advertise massage. I'm here for a massage. No worries. This is all perfectly legitimate.
The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.
So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?
First Post:
This time I got Lucy, massage was too aggressive and painful and the flip was worst. She wanted $ (absurd) I counterd with.2 until she settled for.4 Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.I've had Lucy a couple of times and I think she gives a great massage. I like a nice hard one so for me she is very good. She asked for $ from me to, I just laughed it off and gave her a big smile. I told her regular price of .4 and away we went. Next time I saw her I tried her BJ but her skills are there are not up to par.
Tropical
Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet. Those girls are suppose to want to make money, why wouldn't she just give in and take your money and give a bullshit massage? Sounds like she was after something else.
If she was spitting for lube that would be a little better. She was spitting on tissue or towel from choking/gagging. I had her going for about a 20 min BJ. She was tired LOL but since she tricked me into paying for more, I made it worth it. She had to suffer through it til I finished.
JohnnyBeBad
10-21-09, 22:24
I've seen a lot of favorable posts about Tropical. But I had a weird experience there which I'll share. This happened a couple of months ago so maybe they've changed their procedure.
Afternoon. I drove past the place. Noticed there was a cop car parked outside about a block down which was a little unexpected. But I parked and walked in. First thing I noticed were two very attractive latinas. One blond, one brunette. Both early 20's, petite, nice bodies, pretty faces. So far, so so so good. Next thing I noticed was a closed circuit camera on the desk focused on the door. Hmmm. Cop outside. CC camera getting video & voice of customers. My spidey senses are starting to go off big time. But I think to myself. They advertise massage. I'm here for a massage. No worries. This is all perfectly legitimate.
The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.
So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?
A point of law about recording audio in Illinois. The reason you don't have a Dateline segment from Illinois is that IL.has one of the strictest(if not the strictest) eavesdropping laws in the USA. BOTH parties of a recording must be aware they are being recorded for it to be legal.
I recently visited Tropical and after the massage I had a conversation with one of the girls. The girl told me the place (along with the place on south western) is owned by some Mexicans. Apparently they put in the surveillance cameras in the place so they could keep up with the girls. Not much more was discussed but she didn't seem to be very happy to be working there.
During the negociations (in the massage room, thank god! ) she quoted the usual LMP ridiculous price to which I commented that it was a ridiculous price. She said "it's not ridiculous if people keep paying it" to which I have to say touche. I know some of these girls are attractive and possibly worth the dough. I still recommend we all must stop overpaying for services at the LMP's!.
I agree with Sylvio. Dude, you got robbed. It was an obvious, daylight robbery where the robber had a sign on their forehead that said "ROBBER" in bold black letters. You should have walked out. It does a disservice to everyone else that is going to get suckered every second that place stays in business. Guys, gather up your balls, tell them angrily that their ad was a lie, and they wasted your time, and WALK AWAY!
Okay. Your right. I’m relatively new to this forum and to this hobby. I should have walked out when I found out the girl was not young.
But help me out here, just so I don’t mess up everything for the readers of this forum. What do you call young? And how will I know that they are actually the age you demand, look at her green card?
Remember this. I checked out 2 places this week that have not been reported here, at least not to my knowledge, one had a great massage and was very sympathetic, and the other was indifferent and a complete waste of time and money. I don’t know what “disservice to everyone else that is going to get suckered every second that place stays in business.” I thought I was doing damage to 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl, not to you.
Jasper Malloy
10-22-09, 00:49
The last time I was there, some 8 to 10 months ago...
Three girls in the front, one was doing the other's hair and the third was watching television.
They were extremely up-front in setting my expectations about the session, then offered a four-hand. I was surprised enough that I said, "Just like that? You make it so plain." They all pretty much said they would prefer to cut to the chase - "everyone here knows why we're here."
On a tight schedule, with more balls than sense, I decided to get the four-hand. I knew better, but as a stripper once told me, doing the right thing is hard when *you* are.
The session concluded without incident, but the service was terrible. I then decided that I would not return. The rush to my wallet, the lack of care, and the total absence of subtlety made the risk to reward factor too unfavorable for me.
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The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.
So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?
I was in the area and found this place. Everything about the place seemed right. I called and set up an appt. And got a legit massage. Anyone have any info on this place? Maybe I should post on Lombard thread as well.
GoldenGreek
10-22-09, 06:25
I Had The Best Visit! After Reviewing Some Of These Reports I Gave The Place A Shot!
The Usual.5, .10, .15.
New Staff Beautiful Latinas Available If I May Say My Self.
They Had 1 Hr Massage $50 Bucks. Showed Me To My Room. Following My Table Shower Were She Washed Me And My Johnson. Very Happy With That. Shortly After She Dryed Me Up And Showed Me To My Room!
Couple Minutes Later She Arrive And Started The Massage Did Good Job Gave Bout 7 Did Great Job On My Back And Legs. Awhile Into The Massage Was The Flip. Were I Was Invited To The Menu Extras. HJ. And Her Top $$80. Had A Great Time. Still Gave Her A Tip Great Massage
Looks: 8
Massage: 9
HJ: 10
Nice B Cup!
Will Definatelly Return!
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Hi Dollar Deals,
I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...
Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!
It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!Name of the place and location ?
Has anyone EVER had a decent massage at a LMP?! I don't recall ever seeing one posted, although I'm not positive. They always want to rush you out the door, just like some AMPs on the north side, which thankfully don't get mentioned much on here because they suck.
The lack of effort on the massage part is probably the main reason I don't go to places like Tropical. The fact that they're so nonchalant about what goes on blows my mind. Discretion is the better part of valor. They're practically begging to be arrested by a UC. Uncle must be getting paid fairly nicely since the place is still open.
Stopped by yesterday at Kedzie. Older not bad body. Name of Cee Cee. Her teeth showing the age in her. Paid 50.00 for the half with table shower. Nice massage and she continued to massage my legs afterwards. Did not rush or demand payment up front. I would repeat. PM for details.
Was in the Chicago area over near O'hare in Mt. Prospect and had the opportunity to spend some time recovering from the boring meetings I was in. I was driving down Algonquin and saw the Exercise Spa and thought, lets try it out.
Typical spa layout and was sent to the room where an older, 40-50, provider came in. Not a knockout but not ugly either, figured I would just go for the happy finish if I could. Did the TS and then back to the room for a fair to poor back massage, somehow the way she was working my back it kept pulling the skin and would hurt.
On the flip she asked what I wanted massaged and I directed her hand to the right area where she started a decent happy finish. Was a little unnerved when during this one of the other ladies peeked in with her bent over me. Anyway, finished up and tipped her 40 for the finish. House fee for the hour was 70.
Looks - 5
TS - 6
Services - 6
Attitude - 7
Would I repeat? Probably not unless there was no where else, think I will try a different place on my next trip to IL.
A point of law about recording audio in Illinois. The reason you don't have a Dateline segment from Illinois is that IL.has one of the strictest(if not the strictest) eavesdropping laws in the USA. BOTH parties of a recording must be aware they are being recorded for it to be legal.llinois is, by statute, a two-party state. However, case law from both the IL Supreme Court and various Illinois appellate courts have declared Illinois a one-party state in the case of private citizens (businesses and plain folks - NOT law enforcement). The reigning consensus is that one-party consensual recording is merely "enhanced note-taking" and since some folks have total recall without recording, how can the other party have any expectation of privacy to a conversation held with another person.
Illinois requires prior consent of all participants to monitor or record a phone conversation. Ill. Rev. Stat. Ch. 38, Sec. 14-2. There is no specific business telephone exception, but in general courts have found extension telephones do not constitute eavesdropping devices. Criminal penalties for unlawful eavesdropping include up to three years' imprisonment or $10,000 in fines and the civil remedy provides for recovery of actual and punitive damages.
Golferfore
10-22-09, 22:19
Had a session at the above, all is normal and well at this establishment. In and out for 1., thought about going to tropical or carrib, but then I realized "Hey, I could actually use a decent rub and where I am more likely to get it? " So around the corner to KM I go.
Regards,
Gf
Happy Meals
10-23-09, 14:50
First off I wont name who I saw as she has probably been talked about here plenty, but lets just say she has the best rack ever.
on the table with nothing but a towel covering my ass.
Anyways - back to the beginning - she takes me to the room. asks if I want to shower first. I'm thinking shes gonna give me a table shower. I say yes and she goes and turns on the water and tells me she'll be back when I'm ready.Great report!
By the way table shower is available, but you have to ask for it before starting massage. The table shower room is next to the shower room.
Doogie0039
10-23-09, 15:25
Saw Leanna not too long ago, and in my opinion she has a better body than Ivanna. She is Brunette, 5'5 around 125 - 135, 34D enhanced, shaved, and a great ass. She provided the same service we are accustomed to at the same price. I will repeat.
Rub Me Right
10-23-09, 23:12
Very cute. 5'3, 110. Shoulder lenght reddish brown hair, girl next door look, from Ukraine. Had a smile on her face the whole time. I always like that! Standard service, my first time there. Would repeat!
Saw Leanna not too long ago, and in my opinion she has a better body than Ivanna. She is Brunette, 5'5 around 125 - 135, 34D enhanced, shaved, and a great ass. She provided the same service we are accustomed to at the same price. I will repeat.
Does Leanna have dark curly hair?
Thats interesting. I had a great experience at Tropical a couple of months back...actually popped my Massage Parlor Cherry there. I had the blonde Latina...she was great...had a 90 minute session only paid for the hour...massage was good...she even dried me off in the table shower before and after the deed...I thought only asian women did that...maybe she thought I was a cop...I get that a lot...
The last time I was there, some 8 to 10 months ago...
Three girls in the front, one was doing the other's hair and the third was watching television.
They were extremely up-front in setting my expectations about the session, then offered a four-hand. I was surprised enough that I said, "Just like that? You make it so plain." They all pretty much said they would prefer to cut to the chase - "everyone here knows why we're here."
On a tight schedule, with more balls than sense, I decided to get the four-hand. I knew better, but as a stripper once told me, doing the right thing is hard when *you* are.
The session concluded without incident, but the service was terrible. I then decided that I would not return. The rush to my wallet, the lack of care, and the total absence of subtlety made the risk to reward factor too unfavorable for me.
Wraithking
10-24-09, 13:04
Was thinking about going to tropical today since it is near work. Did not stop still deciding. For the ones that have been have a couple questions. Have read the past posts. What is the door fee there? Is it Latino?
Doogie0039
10-24-09, 13:11
Does Leanna have dark curly hair?It was straight.
Donny Devito
10-24-09, 19:41
Was thinking about going to tropical today since it is near work. Did not stop still deciding. For the ones that have been have a couple questions. Have read the past posts. What is the door fee there? Is it Latino?If you use your credit card, they tax you an extra 5 bucks. I can't stand that since they only seem to do it around that area (KM, Tropical, etc.)
Chi Whatsup
10-25-09, 08:26
Hi guys,
I plan on going to Lisiunias based on reviews I've read on here. I was wondering if it is really worth it to the vip session. If someone could post or pm me info on the vip I would greatly appreciate it. I've heard contradicting info on vip like there nude, she is included and tip is not etc.
A litte clarification would go far because I wanna go Sunday or Monday.
Thanx
Babeefacexxx
10-25-09, 11:06
If you use your credit card, they tax you an extra 5 bucks. I can't stand that since they only seem to do it around that area (KM, Tropical, etc.)No many of the places are doing it now. Mostly LMP and some EMP. I havent found it rampant yet in the AMP. They say they get charged by the credit company. Since when do they charge? Theres never a fee at Walmart when I use my cc.
Wraithking
10-25-09, 14:10
No many of the places are doing it now. Mostly LMP and some EMP. I havent found it rampant yet in the AMP. They say they get charged by the credit company. Since when do they charge? Theres never a fee at Walmart when I use my cc.Every one get charged to run a cc. Most buisness do not charge you cause they have a deal with the companies if they run so many then they do not get charged.
Member #5942
10-25-09, 15:59
Hi guys,
I plan on going to Lisiunias based on reviews I've read on here. I was wondering if it is really worth it to the vip session. If someone could post or pm me info on the vip I would greatly appreciate it. I've heard contradicting info on vip like there nude, she is included and tip is not etc.
A litte clarification would go far because I wanna go Sunday or Monday.
ThanxVIP=90. 40 min session and he included.
Non VIP = 60 for 45 min or so. No he included.
I am not interested in plugging Lisunias anymore. They already get too much service from us on this site. They owe us.
Past Tense
10-25-09, 16:11
Credit card companies have always charge the merchant a fee. Most stores view it as a justifiable cost of getting the shopper to spend at their store. Some low margin vendors have always added a service charge for credit cards, but at a masage parlor how can you meassure the concept of profit margin? So as usual they are just being greedy.
The larger question is why would you generate such an obvious paper trail by using a cc at a massage parlor.
On a happier note I actually met a provider out West this year who is not greedy at all, in fact she refused money the first time I visited her saying that her rate was lower than I had expected to pay and refusing to take more. Damned thing is she provided the best service I have ever had in 12 years of hobbying. Good thing she is 1000 miles away or my wife would catch on and I would be getting a divorce.
Credit card companies have always charge the merchant a fee. Most stores view it as a justifiable cost of getting the shopper to spend at their store. Some low margin vendors have always added a service charge for credit cards, but at a masage parlor how can you meassure the concept of profit margin? So as usual they are just being greedy.
The larger question is why would you generate such an obvious paper trail by using a cc at a massage parlor.
On a happier note I actually met a provider out West this year who is not greedy at all, in fact she refused money the first time I visited her saying that her rate was lower than I had expected to pay and refusing to take more. Damned thing is she provided the best service I have ever had in 12 years of hobbying. Good thing she is 1000 miles away or my wife would catch on and I would be getting a divorce.I believe vendors such as a lmpS would also get charged a much higher fee because they are a higher risk merchant with a larger chance for chargebacks, They probably can't use your normal every day credit card processing company.
It sure looks like a legit salon with hair and makeup being done to all the white suburban mom's who are always there.
I was in the area and found this place. Everything about the place seemed right. I called and set up an appt. And got a legit massage. Anyone have any info on this place? Maybe I should post on Lombard thread as well.
Member #5481
10-26-09, 11:41
Made a stop on the way home at 5901 N Cicero. Never been before, I saw the ad in The Reader. Maria was taking care of me and the massage was excellent. No extra curricular activities were on the menu. Let me know if anyone has been there and if this is a matter of repeat visits for better service, as I thought the massage was great.
Been there several times, nothing more than an excellent rub.
Made a stop on the way home at 5901 N Cicero. Never been before, I saw the ad in The Reader. Maria was taking care of me and the massage was excellent. No extra curricular activities were on the menu. Let me know if anyone has been there and if this is a matter of repeat visits for better service, as I thought the massage was great.
Was there and was impressed, first time, tnks for letting me know.
Northside Jim
10-26-09, 16:08
Was in the neighborhood & in the mood for some reliable fun so I stopped in at Yang on Peterson. Had been there before with so-so results but Joyce is a sure thing so I went back. Got May & was excited, she looked pretty good & had a decent body with a nice rack. Tight top with nice cleavage peaking out. English was good too. She only been there a couple of months & would not say where she worked before only that it was on Lawrence. Too bad service was lousy. Got mediocre massage & cbj. You can pm me for more details if you want but the bottom line is that I would not repeat.
Donny Devito
10-26-09, 16:19
Credit card companies have always charge the merchant a fee. Most stores view it as a justifiable cost of getting the shopper to spend at their store. Some low margin vendors have always added a service charge for credit cards, but at a masage parlor how can you meassure the concept of profit margin? So as usual they are just being greedy.
The larger question is why would you generate such an obvious paper trail by using a cc at a massage parlor.
On a happier note I actually met a provider out West this year who is not greedy at all, in fact she refused money the first time I visited her saying that her rate was lower than I had expected to pay and refusing to take more. Damned thing is she provided the best service I have ever had in 12 years of hobbying. Good thing she is 1000 miles away or my wife would catch on and I would be getting a divorce.What is wrong with a paper trail? Not all of us are married. We could care less if there is a paper trail. If I have the cash then I will do it but I have never encountered the $5 credit card tax until I visited LMP's and KM in the Humboldt Park area. Why would you be concerned about a "paper trail? " They are legit businesses that are up and running as far as most are concerned. Are you worried about your wife finding out? I could care less but since I discovered this new tax the greedy parlors give you, I will no longer be using VISA at these places.
I used to see a girl named Liz near California and Addison for massage. She gave a great massage, nice finish, little pricey, wanted $200, but the massage was hard and excellent. She was 5'9", huge tits, kind of a big rocker chick. She was what I would call a BBW, but not fat. Can't find her anywhere, anyone have any info on her?
Went back to Sunkiss today, just to follow up on a previous visit, when I got a great massage from Nina, but no finish. I posted on that experience here on October 19. Today I went back with Coco. She’s an adorable young Chinese woman with a great personality, who gives an excellent massage. When I say young, I mean that she looks about 17 years old but she swears she is 23. She asked if I wanted it heavy, medium, or sensual. She said, I’m small but I have strong arms. I chose “sensual”, and it was an incredibly pleasant massage, very light butterfly fingers over all of my body, except the most important parts. She took a lot of pride in her massage and kept checking in with me, Feels Good? What could I say, it felt great. She studied dance in China, and she felt like she was dancing her fingers over my body. Several times she mentioned that the spa does professional massages. One guy went in there for the massage and somewhere else for the finish. She likes that story. She told me she sends $800 and month back to China because her father is sick and her grandmother needs money. The hospital costs 1000 yuan a night, around $145. Where do you get that kind of money? 3 jobs. Now she just works at Sunkiss.
Coco. The girl is beautiful. She speaks good English. She gave a great massage, a lot of serious effort to do it right, no finish. I was relaxed, but if she had finished, they would have had to carry me out. I tipped her $20.
Golferfore
10-26-09, 21:12
Tried to crack this nut several times, spent many hundreds of dollars to only have a hot European rub around Mr.Happy's tent. Gave up trying to get more, but the massage work was good but a bit oily.
Been there several times, nothing more than an excellent rub.
Brandonkelly
10-26-09, 21:26
Popped in at Bella Spa the other day. There were four girls in there, two asian and two white. It was really a shock to see 20-something white chicks in there.
Anyways, opted for the asian one-hour with TS, both of which were very good. My masseuse gave me the three options, hard, medium, soft, and the medium was a great massage. A little touching in the TS, it was hard to miss me. Got the full hour, no shortage, and I imagined a flip over with HR and roaming hands.
I don’t know for sure. I’m not as experienced as a lot of you guys. It looks to me like Sunkiss wants to be a legitimate massage parlor.
I’ll tell you this, though. I respect these girls. They worked hard for me. Nina couldn’t say it--she’s only been in America a month-- but Coco told me she is dead tired at the end of the day, and she must speak for both of them. I believe it. They both made a good effort to give me the best massage they could.
I didn’t get exactly what I went in there hoping to get, and I don’t understand why not, but I left relaxed and feeling somehow more wholesome. These are good girls, Coco and Nina. If you can accept what they have to offer, it’s a very pleasant hour: $60 for massage and table shower.
I forgot to mention that there was another girl there today, Vicky, very friendly, a nice girl, I’ll bet. I haven’t tried her, but I wouldn’t be surprised to find another great massage. There were two pair of shoes when I left and just one girl, Coco, so one of you guys knows. Speak up.
I like this place for what it is, good-looking young women giving the best massage they can, no more. I don’t like the fact that there is no finish.
FYI, I reported on Nina on 10/19, Coco earlier today.
Wraithking
10-26-09, 22:24
I used to see a girl named Liz near California and Addison for massage. She gave a great massage, nice finish, little pricey, wanted $200, but the massage was hard and excellent. She was 5'9", huge tits, kind of a big rocker chick. She was what I would call a BBW, but not fat. Can't find her anywhere, anyone have any info on her?
I called her when I got back from Afghanistan and she did not answer. I have called her 4 times since I have been back still no reply. Guess she stopped
Anyone have any info on Sunset spa in bensenville?
I may catch some grief for posting this on the Chicago board, but until today, I had no freaking idea of what goes on at the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere. Unbelievable!!! And apparently this place has been open for 30 years. Here are the details...
> I show up and pay the $95 door fee.
> Get my pick from among 5 girls. I pick the 27 year old with the 38 DDs in a hot red short dress.
> She shows me to the room, which has a stand up shower attached to it. She tells me to take a shower and that she would be back in a couple minutes.
> When she comes back into the room, she is wearing a bathrobe with a bikini underneath. I think wow! This is going to be fun - I about to get a massage from this hot chick while she is wearing a bikini :).
> Then she says to wrap the towel around me and follow her out of the room to the Jacuzzi room. I gladly follow her.
> When we get to the Jacuzzi room, she removes her robe and is now standing there just this tiny little bikini that shows her hot little body nicely. Then she asks me if I'm comfortable. I drop the towel and say that I am now. She proceeds to say that she is not comfortable, and turns her back to me. I ask if she would be more comfortable if I took off her top. She says yes, so I until her top, exposing her nice jugs. I then slide her bottom down to her ankles.
> Now we are both standing next to the Jacuzzi, completely naked, and I'm sporting a raging hard on. We get into the tub together and she caresses my boner while I play with her tits. It was like what you might see on a Girls Gone Wild video or something. At this point, I've already got my $95 worth, but wait...there's more to come!
> After about 10 minutes of fondling in the tub, she leads me back to the room where I take another shower, then get onto the table.
> She removes her robe and is completely naked again. She massages my back and legs for about 15 or 20 minutes. She makes sure to come into a lot of contact with Mr. Happy.
> Now it's time for the flip - nope! It's time for me to get off the table and for her to get on the table. So there I am playing massage therapist while my dick is poking her arms, side, legs, etc... That was so great! Then I ask if she'd like to turn over, and she says yes, and does so. I spend another 10 minutes or so massaging her front, while she is caressing my hard on every time it's in reach of her hand. A reverse massage has always been a fantasy of mine - and it lived up to my expectations!!!
> Then she says it's time for her to massage my front. At one point, she oils up her bobbies and gives me some Russian action. I almost popped during that. Then she worked a few other techniques with her hands while she was on and off the table. When I popped, it hit my chin.
> I gave her a $25 tip for a total of $120 ($95 at the door and $25 tip). I probably should have given her more, but that's all I had on me.
Anyway, this was the best massage I've ever had, and I would guess this will be my last post on the Chicago board because from now on I'm heading west on I-90, not east!
Its a standard MP with a mix of american black hispanic. If you go lemme know if Selena is still around if she is there i recommend you see her. If your a veteran MP guy you shouldnt have any problems getting a smile on your face. If your a rookie it may take you some time and money to acheive a smile. Its certainly NOT a jackshack.
Anyone have any info on Sunset spa in bensenville?
I may catch some grief for posting this on the Chicago board, but until today, I had no freaking idea of what goes on at the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere. Unbelievable!!! And apparently this place has been open for 30 years. Here are the details...
> I show up and pay the $95 door fee.
> Get my pick from among 5 girls. I pick the 27 year old with the 38 DDs in a hot red short dress.
> She shows me to the room, which has a stand up shower attached to it. She tells me to take a shower and that she would be back in a couple minutes.
> When she comes back into the room, she is wearing a bathrobe with a bikini underneath. I think wow! This is going to be fun - I about to get a massage from this hot chick while she is wearing a bikini :).
> Then she says to wrap the towel around me and follow her out of the room to the Jacuzzi room. I gladly follow her.
> When we get to the Jacuzzi room, she removes her robe and is now standing there just this tiny little bikini that shows her hot little body nicely. Then she asks me if I'm comfortable. I drop the towel and say that I am now. She proceeds to say that she is not comfortable, and turns her back to me. I ask if she would be more comfortable if I took off her top. She says yes, so I until her top, exposing her nice jugs. I then slide her bottom down to her ankles.
> Now we are both standing next to the Jacuzzi, completely naked, and I'm sporting a raging hard on. We get into the tub together and she caresses my boner while I play with her tits. It was like what you might see on a Girls Gone Wild video or something. At this point, I've already got my $95 worth, but wait...there's more to come!
> After about 10 minutes of fondling in the tub, she leads me back to the room where I take another shower, then get onto the table.
> She removes her robe and is completely naked again. She massages my back and legs for about 15 or 20 minutes. She makes sure to come into a lot of contact with Mr. Happy.
> Now it's time for the flip - nope! It's time for me to get off the table and for her to get on the table. So there I am playing massage therapist while my dick is poking her arms, side, legs, etc... That was so great! Then I ask if she'd like to turn over, and she says yes, and does so. I spend another 10 minutes or so massaging her front, while she is caressing my hard on every time it's in reach of her hand. A reverse massage has always been a fantasy of mine - and it lived up to my expectations!!!
> Then she says it's time for her to massage my front. At one point, she oils up her bobbies and gives me some Russian action. I almost popped during that. Then she worked a few other techniques with her hands while she was on and off the table. When I popped, it hit my chin.
> I gave her a $25 tip for a total of $120 ($95 at the door and $25 tip). I probably should have given her more, but that's all I had on me.
Anyway, this was the best massage I've ever had, and I would guess this will be my last post on the Chicago board because from now on I'm heading west on I-90, not east!
This is standard practice there and $20 is the usual tip. The girls are usually happy with that because the $95 includes a HE so tipping isnt required. I havent been there for a couple years but aside from ERS there's C'leVie which has mixed reviews. So you did hit the right spot.
No report about a spa in Calumet City.
Donny Devito
10-27-09, 14:43
No report about a spa in Calumet City.Do you know the name of one in Cal City? I haven't heard of any there. Cal City is right by Lansing so you might want to throw down $$ for FS in Lansing. I forget what the motel is called but it has a Giant windmill on top of it. If you got to BP or CL, you can get FS. I have in the past. But be wise, you never know what you are going to get.
If there was a Spa/Massage Parlor in Cal City, I'm sure you could get extras. That area isn't exactly Naperville.
Donny Devito
10-27-09, 22:43
Mercy. Old Locale
Went to mercy for the first time since the summer. Like June. Annie is no longer there or wasn't there when I went. They had Cindy at the front desk like normal, then Mae (old veteran), and a new girl Jeanette. I requested Jeanette and they spoke Chinese for quite some time and then said it is her first day you might not like. And I thought, I could go with Mae who has seen me like 15 times or try the new girl. So I'm like, I'll take Jeanette. Massage was very good for an AMP and when she stood over my head, I proceeded to grab her ass and let her know that it is all good. She moved back at first and then let me. I decided to flip to know that I was ready and was looking forward to the ending as she gave a good massage. She then stood there staring at Captain Winky with a shocked look on her face and then proceeded to do the hand motion, you want. And I'm like no doubt. She's like let me get Mae, Mae do that. What a downer it was. Mae came in and let me roam around more than normal. Jeanette gave a good massage but it was seriously messed up how she had to leave and allow some other Chinese woman to finish it. It kind of put a damper in the whole experience. I'll still go back.
The door man was kind of a prick. The black guy. During the day some white guy is there and he knows me well. The black guy wanted ID, I said the police took it and bullshitted with him so he let me go up. But the guy was a prick. I never go at night but did today. I don't like the night doorman. He knows what is up.
Hopefully I'm not out of line typing this report. But it needs to be passed on. I went to new a MP tonight on 11416 South Harlem in Worth called Forever Young Day Spa. Found it on CL under Southside reports. Called to make an appointment with Crystal, which was agreed upon for $75.
Got there 20 minutes early and she had left, so I got Naudia for $85. Thought I would give it a try because she was a beautiful young lady, but that's all she has going for her. After 30 minutes of rubbing up and down on my back. I stopped her and asked her a question "How long have you been doing this? And Do you get many repeat customers? ". She said over a year and not to many.
I said please don't be upset, but your massage is terrible, can I give you some pointers. LOL So I made some suggestions. Got dressed and said my good byes Not a repeat.
So I went to Orland Park to see Echo. That was worth the trip.
I may catch some grief for posting this on the Chicago board, but until today, I had no freaking idea of what goes on at the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere. Unbelievable!!! And apparently this place has been open for 30 years. Here are the details...
SpaSearch I PM'd you. Please read.
Thanks.
Hopefully I'm not out of line typing this report. But it needs to be passed on. I went to new a MP tonight on 11416 South Harlem in Worth called Forever Young Day Spa. Found it on CL under Southside reports. Called to make an appointment with Crystal, which was agreed upon for $75.
Got there 20 minutes early and she had left, so I got Naudia for $85. Thought I would give it a try because she was a beautiful young lady, but that's all she has going for her. After 30 minutes of rubbing up and down on my back. I stopped her and asked her a question "How long have you been doing this? And Do you get many repeat customers? ". She said over a year and not to many.
I said please don't be upset, but your massage is terrible, can I give you some pointers. LOL So I made some suggestions. Got dressed and said my good byes Not a repeat.
So I went to Orland Park to see Echo. That was worth the trip.What's Echo'sinfo?
Any good ones in the Palatine area?
I may catch some grief for posting this on the Chicago board, but until today, I had no freaking idea of what goes on at the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere. Unbelievable!!! And apparently this place has been open for 30 years. Here are the details.Where is that other place?
Some info please.
Golferfore
10-28-09, 21:42
Went sailing today on belmont avenue west of 90/94 by the Burger King, it has become an issue because there is a bar next door and a popular restaurant right across the street. Standard fare.6 (no ts, that is an upcharge) all the things one would expect on the flip. Her name was mi mi, she was a slender 30's asian woman, just ok to look at. Would not let me roam on the flip, did everything she could to not let me touch the puppies. No tip was discussed, but I gave her.4 and she complained.
This place is ok in a pinch, but I prefer KM any day of the week.
Regards,
Gf
Just drove by China Spa on Archer (wednesday night). Walked up to the door, which was locked (usually isn't). All the girls were sitting on the couch and some men were talking to them, one of them Chinese.
Annie saw me and nervously shook her head "no". I took the hint and left, stayed in my car for a minute. Sure enough, a second later two big LE SUVs pulled up behind me. I circled the block and LE were standing right outside, on their radio.
Anyone have any more details about what happened? What a bummer and a let down.
Nicky Forza
10-29-09, 11:33
Ever wonder where the girls go when they're too old to work in Chicago?
http://www.macon.com/198/story/896726.html?storylink=omni_popular
Mastubation for hire??!! What a joke! How about "we the county do not get our cut so you get harassed"?
Was tired of the apt hit and run scene so I visited a renamed spa on Archer yesterday. It is an LMP. Very cute and petite girl at the counter name of Susy. Nice slim body so I had to get her out of that sweater type dress. Paid .5 for the half with table shower. Standard .5/.5/.5 agreed to .8 for the completion. Bit of a wrestling match but she was not bitchy about it. Very nice petite body. I will repeat. PM
Ever wonder where the girls go when they're too old to work in Chicago?
http://www.macon.com/198/story/896726.html?storylink=omni_popularKicked out of Bibb County? What a drag. Hope her old ass doesn't come up here.
Any good ones in the Palatine area?Ling: RTFF.
Have you even looked at the sub-forums under Illinois?
Northside Jim
10-29-09, 16:24
I've never gotten aroused while reading a review before but that was close! It was like a friggin Penthouse letter. Next time start with: "I never thought this would happen to me, but." Anyway, good job. Man, I wish ERS was not 50 miles from my house!
Nicky Forza
10-29-09, 16:35
Just drove by China Spa on Archer (wednesday night). Walked up to the door, which was locked (usually isn't). All the girls were sitting on the couch and some men were talking to them, one of them Chinese.
Annie saw me and nervously shook her head "no". I took the hint and left, stayed in my car for a minute. Sure enough, a second later two big LE SUVs pulled up behind me. I circled the block and LE were standing right outside, on their radio.
Anyone have any more details about what happened? What a bummer and a let down.
I found out that Chicago Police was there on a complaint of prostitution, but I couldn't get any more information.
Chitownbjg
10-29-09, 17:32
I forgot to mention that there was another girl there today, Vicky, very friendly, a nice girl, I'll bet. I haven't tried her, but I wouldn't be surprised to find another great massage. There were two pair of shoes when I left and just one girl, Coco, so one of you guys knows. Speak up.
I like this place for what it is, good-looking young women giving the best massage they can, no more. I don't like the fact that there is no finish.
FYI, I reported on Nina on 10/19, Coco earlier today.Had a massage from Vicky Tuesday early afternoon. Just out of Massage school, "interning" at Sunkiss. It's her first job. Born here, great personality, outgoing and friendly.
Great massage, very legit, but playful teasing every now and then. Will definitely return for the masssage, hopefully more later.
Northside Jim
10-29-09, 17:58
There was talk on this board a while back about cleanliness at mp's & I thought I'd relay some recent experiences. Last week I was at an amp & after I finished I was given a hot towel to clean up. I cleaned myself & returned the towel to the girl & she left the room. On the way out I saw her rinsing it out in a utility sink. I guess I always assumed at least those items were laundered but I don't ever remember seeing anyone doing laundry in an amp. Ironically, about a month ago I got a ringworm fungus infection at an emp (I don't know where else I could have gotten it) where I have seen the girls deal with laundry. It gives me pause in this are of H1N1 & MRSA.
Dangerously
10-29-09, 18:41
Went sailing today on belmont avenue west of 90/94 by the Burger King, it has become an issue because there is a bar next door and a popular restaurant right across the street. Standard fare.6 (no ts, that is an upcharge) all the things one would expect on the flip. Her name was mi mi, she was a slender 30's asian woman, just ok to look at. Would not let me roam on the flip, did everything she could to not let me touch the puppies. No tip was discussed, but I gave her.4 and she complained.
This place is ok in a pinch, but I prefer KM any day of the week.
Regards,
Gf
I've never heard of Seven Seas. Are you perhaps referring to Seven Stars on Belmont?
I've never been to Seven Stars, but have been told by a therapist that has worked there that business is very slow. In case that is the same spa, your report might help explain why.
Donny Devito
10-29-09, 22:18
As Hawk Harrelson would say, MERCY! I went there today to cash in on a buy 10 get 1 free card that I had. I got the girl whose name is the same as a month. She was fine and she did everything great. But it seemed afterward she either felt ashamed for what she had done or, more likely, she thought I was a pervert since I go was just there with her a couple of days ago. I had a free massage, what did you expect May? She's in the wrong line of business if she's going to have a salty attitude after the service is performed. Overall, though she is very good at what she does.
I just have to say I won't be there for a long, long, long time. There are too many LMP's and AMP's in Chicago to deal with that crap. Plus, the door men suck mad balls at this joint. I ran into the white guy today. He knows what is up but since I've talked to him between 25 and 50 times he is OK with me. Still a major drag to deal with tho. Word to the wise, the white guy is a Jesus Freak. If you feel some tension just mention "God is Good" or "Praise the Lord" or just work Jesus into the conversation some how and he will become your best friend.
From now on, I'm jumpin' on the red line or the blue line for my entertainment. Mercy has really fallen off since Lucy used to be there about a year ago.
Donny Devito
10-29-09, 22:24
There was talk on this board a while back about cleanliness at mp's & I thought I'd relay some recent experiences. Last week I was at an amp & after I finished I was given a hot towel to clean up. I cleaned myself & returned the towel to the girl & she left the room. On the way out I saw her rinsing it out in a utility sink. I guess I always assumed at least those items were laundered but I don't ever remember seeing anyone doing laundry in an amp. Ironically, about a month ago I got a ringworm fungus infection at an emp (I don't know where else I could have gotten it) where I have seen the girls deal with laundry. It gives me pause in this are of H1N1 & MRSA.You left out the most important information possible, where was it?
Do you know the name of one in Cal City? I haven't heard of any there. Cal City is right by Lansing so you might want to throw down $$ for FS in Lansing. I forget what the motel is called but it has a Giant windmill on top of it. If you got to BP or CL, you can get FS. I have in the past. But be wise, you never know what you are going to get.
If there was a Spa/Massage Parlor in Cal City, I'm sure you could get extras. That area isn't exactly Naperville.That would be the Pioneer Motel on Torrence just south of I-80/294, never knew they had action there.
PittPanther
10-30-09, 15:08
She's in the wrong line of business if she's going to have a salty attitude after the service is performed.
I just have to say I won't be there for a long, long, long time. There are too many LMP's and AMP's in Chicago to deal with that crap. Plus, the door men suck mad balls at this joint.
Even though the massage was free, I hoped you tipped her! If not, that would certainly explain her attitude.
As to the doormen, I'm really amazed at how a company can hire someone at damn near minimum wage, and get them to actually give a darn about what's going on upstairs. If I had that job, the last thing I would be doing is giving people a hard time about going upstairs. Why the heck does the doorman give a damn?
What's Echo'sinfo?Echo is legit, excellent massage & good TS. At the time, really wasn't looking for much. If you want decent massage with HE, ask for Lisa. She'll put a smile on your face.
Northside Jim
10-30-09, 16:09
I don't think I should say because although I believe I got the fungus from the mp, I cannot prove it. The AMP was a typical one. The post was just meant to give everyone a heads up about hygiene & to keep their eyes open.
You left out the most important information possible, where was it?
What's Echo'sinfo?Excellent TS, Excellent Massage, but nothing else. I've yet to get a HE. But for legit, it's worth it.
Weed Streeter
10-30-09, 17:01
Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.
Yeah, I think I have a previous report on here of Lucy's handling skills. Completely killed the finish for me. That's always the worst because there's no payoff.
Donny Devito
10-30-09, 18:29
Even though the massage was free, I hoped you tipped her! If not, that would certainly explain her attitude.
As to the doormen, I'm really amazed at how a company can hire someone at damn near minimum wage, and get them to actually give a darn about what's going on upstairs. If I had that job, the last thing I would be doing is giving people a hard time about going upstairs. Why the heck does the doorman give a damn?Come on man...I've been going there for a loooong long time.
I always tip.
Golferfore
10-30-09, 18:48
I think that is the name, I just like mine better.
I've never heard of Seven Seas. Are you perhaps referring to Seven Stars on Belmont?
I've never been to Seven Stars, but have been told by a therapist that has worked there that business is very slow. In case that is the same spa, your report might help explain why.
Lobo Karlov
10-30-09, 20:55
Yeah, I think I have a previous report on here of Lucy's handling skills. Completely killed the finish for me. That's always the worst because there's no payoff.It's too bad cause she's pretty cute.
Jesus Collins
10-31-09, 10:34
Had a really great session with Tina. Would be curious to here from seniors who have had her in the past.
Lets just say she went well beyond what is usually available at this place.
Any one every seen jessica at senina?
Will she offer extra? . And yes Lucy is cute!
Chicago Slim
10-31-09, 22:48
Went back to the AMP downtown (still advertising "grand opening"). I posted on this place before, but wanted to see if there were any additions to the menu if I went back.
Called about 20min ahead of time and made appt with same girl. I get there and noticed that, as weird as it sounds, she was cuter than I gave her credit for in the first post. I'm still a little bitter about not getting the cuter girl. But I digress.
There were some differences, but not the differences most mongers would hope for. However. She was a lot friendlier and talkative. We actually had a nice conversation (afterwards) about why she massages, how she kinda wants out but has limited education/skills, etc. I'll post about that another time (really interesting). Anyway, the massage was (again) very good for an AMP. I noticed a lot more teasing and VERY light touching in the right spot while on my stomach. On the flip, AWESOME teasing and a very unrushed happy ending. Even followed with some playful tickling, chit chat (mentioned earlier), compliments (feeding my ego), and finishing up the massage on the arms and hands. Didn't seem to be much more on the menu. YMMV. This time I was allowed to put my arm around her waist and get good feels of the legs and butt. But it was clear that my hands could go no further. I tried. She even hinted that me touching her that much was "bad", but she allowed it. She was wearing jeans and a nice shirt. Nothing too sexy, but cute.
BOTTOM LINE: If you work down town, and need a decent massage, a little release, and don't need FS. This is a decent spot for you. Who knows YMMV. And I even got a nice hug as I left. T. Sounds corny, but I liked it.65 for the massage. And neither time did I get an upsale or was hinted that I needed to tip for anything. Of course, I did. But it was afterwards. So you can determine how much it's worth to you. My tip was pretty standard. Not much at all, but she seemed to REALLY appreciate it when I gave it to her.
Northside Jim
11-01-09, 09:35
I've seen Ivona, Olga & Tina at L. Best I could do was a hr or Russian finish. It's a great place but pricey. I go too often.
Had a really great session with Tina. Would be curious to here from seniors who have had her in the past.
Lets just say she went well beyond what is usually available at this place.
Nighthawk55
11-01-09, 20:33
As a frame of reference. Today I got an ACTUAL massage from a LMT. It was $65 for one hour, she was happy with a $10 tip and she actually worked out the kinks in my muscles.
Why do I bring this up? Because when you go to a bait and switch place. One of the places with ads on CL that sound all sexy. But you end up striking out. Don't tip. Not one red cent. Why? Because you can see what the actual cost of a professional theraputic massage. If you DON'T get a theraputic massage, yet you pay what a theraputic massage costs, you need to get extra for the price.
Don't pay for nothing. And ESPECIALLY don't TIP on false ads or bait and switch.
One last thing. If you ACTUALLY want a theraputic massage. Don't go to an Asian or Latin place. Don't go to a place that offers massage until 10 pm at night.
Wraithking
11-02-09, 11:14
Has anyone checked out Sonia on north?
Doogie0039
11-02-09, 19:51
Mari/Kiana, you can find her ads under body rubs and massage on backpage. Just search for Hawaiian. I have reviewed her before, and I went back for more. My second visit allowed for more action. She got topless, and she gave me an HJ. But, she is mentally unstable. She kept telling me about her problems, and I don't care or wish to hear them. YMMV. I am not going to repeat, b/c I don't want to listen to her problems.
She has an ad with some old guy on adult friend finder. They pose as, or are a couple. Maybe he dumped her and she needs money. Interesting. Wonder what the rates are?
Mari/Kiana, you can find her ads under body rubs and massage on backpage. Just search for Hawaiian. I have reviewed her before, and I went back for more. My second visit allowed for more action. She got topless, and she gave me an HJ. But, she is mentally unstable. She kept telling me about her problems, and I don't care or wish to hear them. YMMV. I am not going to repeat, b/c I don't want to listen to her problems.
Golferfore
11-03-09, 09:04
Went down south to the establishment close to the police station. Got a lovely young lady (early 20's) who was my therapist. YMMV as in all things, but she is really quite cute and entertaining. She was cute enough that I didn't argue about the premium she was looking for. The massage was average at best but the finish was quite excellent. Rare to find a young Asian lady, much lest who coos and talks dirty while finishing the massage.
.6 for the hour
.6 for the finish.
Gf
P. S. There are other options available
P. P. S. Gina.
Went back to the AMP downtown (still advertising "grand opening"). I posted on this place before, but wanted to see if there were any additions to the menu if I went back.
I went to this place ("Grand Opening") about a month ago. It is right downtown in an office building and if you are down there, it is very convenient. I had pretty much the same experience as reported by Chicago Slim. I actually was a tiny bit aggressive (not TOO much, just playfully) attempting to cop a feel of her fun-drops through her shirt and got politely chastised for it. Then I tried again and got re-chastised. So, I let it be. Due to the way she was dressed (jeans and a shirt) and the way she rejected my moves, I don't feel there is anymore on the menu other than a truly nice massage and a friendly handshake.
Nighthawk55
11-03-09, 16:58
I went to this place ("Grand Opening") about a month ago. It is right downtown in an office building and if you are down there, it is very convenient. I had pretty much the same experience as reported by Chicago Slim. I actually was a tiny bit aggressive (not TOO much, just playfully) attempting to cop a feel of her fun-drops through her shirt and got politely chastised for it. Then I tried again and got re-chastised. So, I let it be. Due to the way she was dressed (jeans and a shirt) and the way she rejected my moves, I don't feel there is anymore on the menu other than a truly nice massage and a friendly handshake.If you get someone wearing jeans, she probably ain't taking them off. The ones that are willing to take things off generally wear something that is quick and easy to pull on and off all day.
YMMV.
The girls name please for more revies.
Went down south to the establishment close to the police station. Got a lovely young lady (early 20's) who was my therapist. YMMV as in all things, but she is really quite cute and entertaining. She was cute enough that I didn't argue about the premium she was looking for. The massage was average at best but the finish was quite excellent. Rare to find a young Asian lady, much lest who coos and talks dirty while finishing the massage.
.6 for the hour
.6 for the finish.
Gf
P. S. There are other options available
P. P. S. Gina.
Golferfore
11-04-09, 01:05
I believe that answers your question.
Regards,
Gf
The girls name please for more revies.
New AMP in a strip mall near the blue line Milwaukee and Damen stop. Three Chinese women. Katrina is the youngest, claims to be 23, probably true, good looking, limited action, but a lot of fun anyway. I’ve had HJ from her but no more. She wears tight jeans and a nonrevealing top. (Good point Nighthawk55.) She assumes you want the half hour option at .40. After all, what could the other half hour possibly be for? I tipped .40, no negotiation. After a few repeats, I tried to negotiate more action for a better tip, and was told that she doesn’t do anything else, but that the other girls do. I haven’t tried the other girls, so if anyone out there has, a report would be appreciated. PM if you’re not posting here.
Member #3971
11-04-09, 10:06
So has anyone seen this red headed slovakian girl at bella? I have. Tiffany. Hot, young, big chesticles, at least handshake on the table, and doesn't give you any pre HE negotiating grief. Am I the only one who loves this place? I feel like there is a wealth of willing talent here for reasonable $ and I never see posts about it. what evs. Thanks for the info on the place by Damen blueline. Thats my next stop.
Be careful out there.
There are a bunch of savages in this town.
JMFC
The other girls are older the only have 2 young girls that work there don't know there names
New AMP in a strip mall near the blue line Milwaukee and Damen stop. Three Chinese women. Katrina is the youngest, claims to be 23, probably true, good looking, limited action, but a lot of fun anyway. I've had HJ from her but no more. She wears tight jeans and a nonrevealing top. (Good point Nighthawk55.) She assumes you want the half hour option at.40. After all, what could the other half hour possibly be for? I tipped.40, no negotiation. After a few repeats, I tried to negotiate more action for a better tip, and was told that she doesn't do anything else, but that the other girls do. I haven't tried the other girls, so if anyone out there has, a report would be appreciated. PM if you're not posting here.
Any time I go there there only chinnese gils working there
So has anyone seen this red headed slovakian girl at bella? I have. Tiffany. Hot, young, big chesticles, at least handshake on the table, and doesn't give you any pre HE negotiating grief. Am I the only one who loves this place? I feel like there is a wealth of willing talent here for reasonable $ and I never see posts about it. What evs. Thanks for the info on the place by Damen blueline. Thats my next stop.
Be careful out there.
There are a bunch of savages in this town.
JMFC
Northside Tod
11-04-09, 19:08
New AMP in a strip mall near the blue line Milwaukee and Damen stop. Three Chinese women. Katrina is the youngest, claims to be 23, probably true, good looking, limited action, but a lot of fun anyway. I’ve had HJ from her but no more. She wears tight jeans and a nonrevealing top. (Good point Nighthawk55.) She assumes you want the half hour option at .40. After all, what could the other half hour possibly be for? I tipped .40, no negotiation. After a few repeats, I tried to negotiate more action for a better tip, and was told that she doesn’t do anything else, but that the other girls do. I haven’t tried the other girls, so if anyone out there has, a report would be appreciated. PM if you’re not posting here.I went to the blue line stop a few weeks ago and had a nice looking girl with a nice body for an AMP employee. Had a hour massage which was above average for an AMP. On the flip she wanted way too much but got her down to 50 for a HJ and was allowed to roam at will. She did mention that next time maybe we can go elsewhere which I assume was her place and she gave me her cell number. Her name is Lilly.
I also have visited the Hawaiian on north ave and did find her very chatty but she was probally had the best looking body I have ever seen in these places See her ad on backpage under Body Rubs. I was there only once I did not score but I had the same tease as the other posters had on there first visit. I was wondering how the negoiations went there for the Topless HJ.
What spa offers FS in china town?
I would like to know I used to go to Peking in NWI.
Any help would do thanks.
Golferfore
11-04-09, 22:36
Went to a spot over there. It was pretty standard, 50 for an hour and stand LMP rates apply. One thing, when I got there the lady who showed me to my room was just smoking hot and dressed well (tight and revealing). I was a little disappointed when a different woman walked. She wasn't very talkative, but she gave a pretty decent rub. She offered different option, paid her.5 for a HE and she let me roam all over. She was a nice girl who did good work.
All in all for 1. I would repeat.
SpokenOne69
11-05-09, 10:25
None of them. They are all legitimate
Luv Nooke2
11-05-09, 11:24
None of them. They are all legitimate
And I say, Bravo!
Ghostface89
11-05-09, 13:20
The Miss Chinatown Friendship Ambassador contest is being held this Sunday at the Sheraton Hotel. There are posters all over Chinatown showing the cuties who are competing for the coveted title.
One of the hottest is a comely girl sponsored by the Senina Beauty Shop!
I don't suppose she works there.
Ghostface89
11-05-09, 13:24
What spa offers FS in china town?
I would like to know I used to go to Peking in NWI.
Any help would do thanks.
Most of the girls I have met in Chinatown massage locations are studying English at the Christian Union Church on Wentworth. They are all nice, sweet girls.
Anyone try this one out. She is on backpage.
Get nervous with Elmhurst listing.
Pretty milk/toast town.
None of them. They are all legitimate never had any luck there but theres other place you can go, peking is that place still open.
What spa offers FS in China town?
I would like to know I used to go to Peking in NWI.
Any help would do thanks.
Northside Tod
11-05-09, 20:25
Any time I go there there only chinnese gils working thereBased on the report I stopped by Bella's today on the way home and was introduce to Tiffany. What a dream girl very nice, had a very nice body and gave a very good massage followed by a nice ending. No negotiation on the tip and probally gave her a little bit more just for that> It was very nice to have someone with some class and someone you would be proud to bring to Thanksgiving dinner to piss off all your fat sister in-laws.
Thanks for the nice referral
High Riser
11-05-09, 22:58
What spa offers FS in china town?
I would like to know I used to go to Peking in NWI.
Any help would do thanks.Unlike a surprising number of Newbie’s, I have RTFF before my first post. This has allowed me to realize that a Newbie should never make inquiries without first making a contribution. We should all take TOFTT. Here’s my first review.
After much review I took the advice posted on August 12 by Raoul Duke and seconded by Truthfu11 and headed to the Baton Club, “headed” is the appropriate word at the club. After a $20 door fee I entered the main room and couldn’t believe all the girls working there. You don’t have a choice of girls there because they come up to you. It was like I was a virgin prom queen and they were a group of guys trying to pop my cherry. I mean they were all over me. I ended up with a girl who will remain nameless because the name sounded a lot like a guy I knew from Little League (funny how she looked like him too). She was big boned but in good shape, it was evident she worked out. Trust me this chick was strong.
Anyway GFE with DFK was on the menu along with HJ and BBBJTCWS. When the little head released it must have been a lot because it was stuck in her throat, for a moment it looked like an Adams Apple, however she took it all.
On the downside groping wasn’t allowed and she told me DATY wasn’t in my best interest. WTF?
F/S wasn’t on the menu for me but YMMV.
L/A/S 2/9/8
The most unbelievable part of this is that my extra’s didn’t cost anything. All I paid was the door fee. This is really an accommodating group. Don’t message me for her number; the only digits I got came with the prostrate exam.
Fellow Newbie’s if you don’t take the time to RTFF you should end up at the Baton Club and TOFTT.
Wunnabe Sayan
11-06-09, 08:40
Unlike a surprising number of Newbie’s, I have RTFF before my first post. This has allowed me to realize that a Newbie should never make inquiries without first making a contribution. We should all take TOFTT. Here’s my first review.
After much review I took the advice posted on August 12 by Raoul Duke and seconded by Truthfu11 and headed to the Baton Club, “headed” is the appropriate word at the club. After a $20 door fee I entered the main room and couldn’t believe all the girls working there. You don’t have a choice of girls there because they come up to you. It was like I was a virgin prom queen and they were a group of guys trying to pop my cherry. I mean they were all over me. I ended up with a girl who will remain nameless because the name sounded a lot like a guy I knew from Little League (funny how she looked like him too). She was big boned but in good shape, it was evident she worked out. Trust me this chick was strong.
Anyway GFE with DFK was on the menu along with HJ and BBBJTCWS. When the little head released it must have been a lot because it was stuck in her throat, for a moment it looked like an Adams Apple, however she took it all.
On the downside groping wasn’t allowed and she told me DATY wasn’t in my best interest. WTF?
F/S wasn’t on the menu for me but YMMV.
L/A/S 2/9/8
The most unbelievable part of this is that my extra’s didn’t cost anything. All I paid was the door fee. This is really an accommodating group. Don’t message me for her number; the only digits I got came with the prostrate exam.
Fellow Newbie’s if you don’t take the time to RTFF you should end up at the Baton Club and TOFTT.Lmao! Great job newbie, I hope the experience doesn't entice you for more!
What spa offers FS in china town?
I would like to know I used to go to Peking in NWI.
Any help would do thanks.WTF is FS?
Jacbnimbie
11-06-09, 11:51
WTF is FS?Uts listed in the Abbreviations.
It means Full Service.
I second high rise. Yes, Baton club is the best place for newbies who are not capable of reading the forum to check out.
PittPanther
11-06-09, 12:28
Unlike a surprising number of Newbie’s, I have RTFF before my first post. This has allowed me to realize that a Newbie should never make inquiries without first making a contribution. We should all take TOFTT. Here’s my first review...
Best.First.Post.Ever
LOL!!
WTF is FS??????
FS = Free Soup!!!
Doctor Tounge
11-06-09, 14:33
It's a surprising place! For some reason, lots of bachelorette parties make a stop there. You'll see gals wearing penis-themed hats, drinking from penis-themed straws. Girls with penis everywhere!
If you're looking for non-pro action, it's worth considering.
And the dancers are all very handsome women.
PS: Great first report!
Doctor Tounge
11-06-09, 14:38
FS = Free Soup!!!FS=Fungal Stimulation
These Chinese places are big into herbal remedies and the like.
Getting tired of the same old thing here.
Hasn't had new girls in at least a year; at least no new girls worth the repeat.
Happy Meals
11-06-09, 17:44
I've seen Ivona, Olga & Tina at L. Best I could do was a hr or Russian finish. It's a great place but pricey. I go too often.Same experience as me... Although I did ask Tina once if she did BJ, she quoted me something astronomical like 3.0, and that it would had to be in her house. I don't know if she was just BS-ing me to stop asking her.
Weed Streeter
11-06-09, 18:46
What spa offers FS in china town?
I would like to know I used to go to Peking in NWI.
Any help would do thanks.
Your mentioning of Peking almost made me cry. RIP Peking. I guess you never miss the water 'til the well runs dry. :-(
RIP Peking know we need a new perking spa.
I'm reading online that the Baton Club (Baton Show Lounge) is a drag show. You sure the "girls" that were attracted to you weren't men? Or have things changed?
Unlike a surprising number of Newbie’s, I have RTFF before my first post. This has allowed me to realize that a Newbie should never make inquiries without first making a contribution. We should all take TOFTT. Here’s my first review.
After much review I took the advice posted on August 12 by Raoul Duke and seconded by Truthfu11 and headed to the Baton Club, “headed” is the appropriate word at the club. After a $20 door fee I entered the main room and couldn’t believe all the girls working there. You don’t have a choice of girls there because they come up to you. It was like I was a virgin prom queen and they were a group of guys trying to pop my cherry. I mean they were all over me. I ended up with a girl who will remain nameless because the name sounded a lot like a guy I knew from Little League (funny how she looked like him too). She was big boned but in good shape, it was evident she worked out. Trust me this chick was strong.
Anyway GFE with DFK was on the menu along with HJ and BBBJTCWS. When the little head released it must have been a lot because it was stuck in her throat, for a moment it looked like an Adams Apple, however she took it all.
On the downside groping wasn’t allowed and she told me DATY wasn’t in my best interest. WTF?
F/S wasn’t on the menu for me but YMMV.
L/A/S 2/9/8
The most unbelievable part of this is that my extra’s didn’t cost anything. All I paid was the door fee. This is really an accommodating group. Don’t message me for her number; the only digits I got came with the prostrate exam.
Fellow Newbie’s if you don’t take the time to RTFF you should end up at the Baton Club and TOFTT.
Whisper2000
11-06-09, 20:45
I went to mystic and got a massage from a very short haired blonde woman. The massage was really the worst I've ever gotten. It just felt like she was moving skin around. It felt rushed the whole time. She made it clear nothing was available, but I have to say, I wasn't that interested. The little head forgives most sins, but for the first time ever, he was not feelign this girl.
I didn't get her name, so I'll probably just avoid mystic for awhile.
Thought I would just come right out and say what I was looking for maybe you could help guess not you think I o you something think agian. I do post but mustly for nwi board next time just help a brother out instead of being a kid its either yes or no. And yes peking being closed sucks.
Chicago Slim
11-06-09, 21:46
(DISCLAIMER: this is not a MP, but not quite an escort, so I don't know where to post this. So I do both places. Anyway)
Backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let_me_be_the_one_22/classifieds/ViewAd? Oid=3362182
Checked this out the last time she was in town. She was set up at a nice hotel room downtown, and was very discreet. She made sure that hotel staff didn't know about her services.
Now, I never had a tantra massage and was curious. I must say. NOT BAD! If you like a quick table shower, bad massage, and an upsale on the flip that leads to a quick HR. Then this is not for you.
Massage took place on the bed. Nice music, scented or non-scented oil. She fancies herself as a professional and actually to provide a relaxing, spa like environment. She did the massage, gradually getting herself undressed in the meantime. Some whispering and teasing in your ear, some light body to body rubbing, and light touching (she doesn't allow rough groping, or touching of the happy place), which was SLIGHTLY disappointing. Anyway, her entire purpose is to get you relaxed and horny as hell. Starts the HR. Very slowly. And wants you to let her know just before you bust a load. When you get to that point, she eases off. Teases some more, massages, then slowly starts back until you release (IMO) one of the best damn loads I had in a LONG time. She was good at what she did. Afterwards, she offers you a real shower in the hotel room.
The negatives: 1) she makes you so horny that you really feel the need to throw her on the bed and ride the shit out of her. 2) I wish the mutual touching could have been a little more. Uhm. "groping-esque". She claimed to have real sensitive tits and only wanted light touching. The ass grabs were good though. 3) either there was nothing, or it was VERY hard to tell if more was on the menu.
Positives:
1) Nice looking lady. I would put her a little closer to 40 than the 35 she claims. Nice body, GREAT skin. Feels good rubbing against you.
2) I was actually relaxed when done. Kind of a bonus considering what the ultimate goal was.
3) A+ HR.
4) Nice location/accomodations.
5) Nice, friendly, and unrushed.
If you want to try some different than 1. For a AMP massage + HR, then give it a shot. Not for guys looking to fondle at will and possible get a cheap fuck. YMMV. To me, it was worth the 1.2 and I may try again if she's still in town next week.
Stopped by Lisunia's in EP, 65 dollars door fee. Appears to be tiny little place, the 3 girls that I saw looked good. I was taken care of by a girl named Marta. Marta is a thin brunette in her late twenties, I am guessing. She had pretty face but a little on the thin side for my taste and sporting a couple of A cups, but overall still attractive. The massage itself was un-rushed but quite mediocre. When it came to the fun part she wanted 60 for a HJ and 80 for topless HJ. I opted for standard HJ, even though that was certainly overpriced, I hate haggling with a stiffy. Anyway the finish was nothing out of the ordinary, no eye contact, no conversation. She did tell me to ask for VIP the next time, although I do not see what the advantage would be starting out 25 dollars higher.If I were to repeat which is not likely since it is not geographically desirable, it would not be with Marta. Not that it was a bad experience but for the money there are better options.
Looks =7
massage =5
attitude =5
price =4
Some better options in my opinion:
Golden Hands has two very hot ladies, Monica and Natalie and they both make a lot of eye contact. Definitely more sensual and Natalie's cans are amazing, but they are still on the pricey side.
Aesthetic up north has somewhat older ladies but not ancient like some of the amps, still descent. The massage itself is real massage not some half ass oiling up session and the price is reasonable.
The two places in Belvidere will provide a much more interactive session for a reasonable price. If you find the right lady it is well worth the trip.
Was tired of the apt hit and run scene so I visited a renamed spa on Archer yesterday. It is an LMP. Very cute and petite girl at the counter name of Susy. Nice slim body so I had to get her out of that sweater type dress. Paid .5 for the half with table shower. Standard .5/.5/.5 agreed to .8 for the completion. Bit of a wrestling match but she was not bitchy about it. Very nice petite body. I will repeat. PMStopped by a couple of times, never liked what I saw was available, except one girl Ria, who wasn't available when I needed. Anyone have any experience with her? FS on the menu here?
Saw Nina or Nena a couple of months back at Ruby. The youngest girl I've seen there, I've only seen older ladies there. Got N HE, but she got vicious when I tried to talk her down - I couldn't hear her, but I think she threatened to throw me out. And of course she gently protested with every advance I made, but eventually I got her completely N and DATY.
Curious about any other experiences you may have had with her, and who offers FS at Ruby.
Went to a spot over there. It was pretty standard, 50 for an hour and stand LMP rates apply. One thing, when I got there the lady who showed me to my room was just smoking hot and dressed well (tight and revealing). I was a little disappointed when a different woman walked. She wasn't very talkative, but she gave a pretty decent rub. She offered different option, paid her.5 for a HE and she let me roam all over. She was a nice girl who did good work.
All in all for 1. I would repeat.I drove back and forth three times between Western and California, and even past California, and couldn't find this place. Is it unmarked? Have a name or number?
BTW - I always insist on picking the girl I want, otherwise I'm out of there. Who wants to pay before seeing what you get?h
Member #5942
11-06-09, 22:28
Hi Cracker,
If my math is correct, it looks like you paid 125 total for massage and HE. If you would have asked for VIP, you would have paid 90 total which includes HE. There are so many posts on this site about Lisunia, including the ones Ive posted, hopefully it would have saved you some money. Thanks for the info. I avoid Lisunia now because I googled it and hear it will be raided soon. No proof, but based on how much info is out there about this place, it may be due.
I drove back and forth three times between Western and California, and even past California, and couldn't find this place. Is it unmarked? Have a name or number?
BTW - I always insist on picking the girl I want, otherwise I'm out of there. Who wants to pay before seeing what you get?h
The place is unmarked. Easy to pass up. It is located on the south side of Armitage between Rockwell and Washtenaw. Next door to a Lawyer's office.
Northside Jim
11-07-09, 08:14
I did ask Tina once if she did BJ, she quoted me something astronomical like 3.0, and that it would had to be in her house. I don't know if she was just BS-ing me to stop asking her.I've never asked Tina but Ivona was a definite "no" when it came to bj. Maybe Tina is working out of her house. Or like you said it could have been bs.
Northside Jim
11-07-09, 08:21
Hi Cracker,
If my math is correct, it looks like you paid 125 total for massage and HE. If you would have asked for VIP, you would have paid 90 total which includes HE. There are so many posts on this site about Lisunia, including the ones Ive posted, hopefully it would have saved you some money. Thanks for the info. I avoid Lisunia now because I googled it and hear it will be raided soon. No proof, but based on how much info is out there about this place, it may be due.You read that Lusinia's is going to be raided on google? I agree it is possible & that there is a ton of info out there but I cannot find anything on google about a raid. Why would LE tip their hand? PM me if you like.
Too much money here for a hj 75 no fs and the girls are 5 or 6 not a good place.
Stopped by a couple of times, never liked what I saw was available, except one girl Ria, who wasn't available when I needed. Anyone have any experience with her? FS on the menu here?
Ebony Pussman
11-07-09, 11:25
I'm reading online that the Baton Club (Baton Show Lounge) is a drag show. You sure the "girls" that were attracted to you weren't men? Or have things changed?I think you missed the point.
Golferfore
11-07-09, 15:57
Stopped by the establishment on Archer yesterday, got Susy. Who was a really cute petite lady. It was a really nice experience, I think we really emotionally connected, even though I don't speak spanish and she doesn't really speak English. Our connection was strong enough that she felt compelled to completely disrobe and blush while giving me a HE. The massage was so-so, but the HE took a good ten minutes. Afterwords, she gave me a thorough scrubbing and sent me on my way.
.5 at the door
.8 for the tip.
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