Massage Parlor Reports

[Strong1954]

This was my third time to visit Li Ya Massage in Kirkland. It has become my new go to place. I did not make a review after my second time so I will mention it today. Lucky serviced me during my second time. She is a very beautiful young, Chinese lady. Her English is pretty good. She is about 5' 1" or so in height and has a well-proportioned body. She gave a very nice massage and afterwards climbed on top for a CFS CG. I definitely had a connection with her because I did not last very long. Lucky is my favorite lady there. Oh, she is shaved so, I do enjoy that for DATY.

Today, Lucky was not able to service me due to time of the month. So, she brought in a new girl named Chloe who has an amazing body. To my surprise, I ended up with a four-hand massage as Lucky stayed in to help Chloe. Chloe's English is also very good. After the massage, Chloe slipped on a cover and began a CBJ. Later, she asked if I wanted 69 and I said for her to lay down and let me focus on DATY which I enjoyed. The only thing is she had a slight Bush which is not my favorite, but I persevered and continued on. Chloe seemed to enjoy it. Once completed, she mounted me for CFS and it was very enjoyable. Once I made a deposit in the cover she cleaned me up and took a shower. She returned and continued a massage with enjoyable conversation.

I have never felt rushed a Li Ya. I hope to return soon and have another date with Lucky. I definitely recommend Li Ya.

[CSnow]

So I was in the area and I decided to drop in and see who I could get. Cassie opened the door and let me in. She's a young Chinese girl with a hot little spinner body, and with some MM C's. I give her $$...

Has this happened to any of you fellow mongers? And what did you do? What would you have done differently if you were there? I took an L on this one guys. I hope you guys have better luck with her, but I won't see her again.

Never had a size issue, LOL. But walked out more than once without finishing. I've been playing for 30 years and been with hundreds of girls. I take a loss and walk out.

Mostly due to the girl not being as hot as advertised, or rushing me and trying to finish me with a bad HJ. When they start rushing at the end and giving you jackhammer HJ, it becomes more painful than enjoyable. In particular, happened in Tokyo Spa with Fiona a couple of months ago (October)? She was my second girl on the same visit. I saw another girl first, and as I was leaving saw Fiona that looked hot as fuck. Offered her $100 I had left in my pocket for a quickie. She accepted. I guess since it was a quickie she was expecting me to be done in 5 minutes. I did get to fuck her for 1 minute after which she wanted me to come with a bad HJ. It was on me as much as it was on her. She should've just declined and told me to come back for her next time. I was unsatisfied but not upset.

Other times were just complete lack of chemistry and effort by the girl, plus fake pictures (probably should have just walked out immediately).

You handled it right IMHO. Maybe next time ask the girl if she can handle your size in advance. I'm not putting it on you man, seems like she could have handled it better. Small refund would have been nice if she couldn't provide service. I never had the size issue though.

[Tonguing]

Another stellar provider at Q Massage.

Lulu answered the door in cat ears (which she kept on the entire time), a matching bikini top and "skirt" in black and white plaid. Skirt is generous, it's more like a small tutu, showing of her black panties. Lulu is playful and cute, and she knows it. Tell her she's pretty, and she will say yes with a clever smile. Probably in her 20's, maybe early 30's, around 5'3" and slim. Lovely C cups, that are probably augmented, as they defy gravity.

Once the paperwork was taken care of she gave me a brief massage (I requested that it be brief). She has good skills, but I was more interested in other things.

She gave me a very nice BBBJ which became 69 quickly. She was clean with a trimmed kitty. Her skills were great, DT, attention to the sack, long licks along the shaft. I enjoyed it a great deal. She said "Fuck me, babeeeee!" I agreed. CG start, with a tight grip and impressive core muscle control as she slid up and down my cock moaning the whole time.

We cycled through missionary, doggy, and back to missionary. I was about to blow in mish, so pulled out and asked her to turn around. After plowing her a while in doggy, I was having a hard time finishing, although she looks amazing from the rear. She clearly works out, her ass is all muscle, and it's fantastic. I turned her back over for missionary. I finished with long, slow strokes.

Will I repeat? Definitely. I suggest making appointments, as she will be popular I have no doubt.

If the booker for Q massage is reading this, you're on fire and I hope you keep it up.

Cons: not a great deal of kissing, which I love (but I also have a beard and recognize is not favored in many AMPs), limited English, but you only figure that out if you ask more than yes / no questions.

[Justice2001]

Heard there's a Latina and a new Asian there. If anyone tries let us know!

[AnotherVN]

First, being new, you want to use the search tool, plus just read back for weeks of this thread.

What you will find is the answers to these questions. There is a new lineup which is typical at the beginning of the month. Use other sites to cross reference.

Pricing is typically $$ and if you are satisfied with the provide meeting, then (in the room) you offer that. If you get the red light reaction, then excuse yourself politely and try another location. Some will try for $$. 6 or less service at $$ but stick to the FS / and you will be rewarded.

The busiest provider doesn't always equate to the best experience, especially if you are hearing lots of doorbells.

Play it cool and safe!

Hi. Thanks for the info. I did went through 5-6 pages of this thread, only Eva is mentioned as Vietnamese. I might missed something, will do another search.

The last time I visited a parlor (forgot the name), they asked 200 for full body massage and CIM. I just want to make sure it was a reasonable price so I can offer around it next time. Since many only used $ symbol I couldn't quite figure it out xD.

[Gibs789]

Going to visit Blue Jade in few days since there are so many good reports. Few questions:

- What is the price for FS (no BB)?

- Are they all Asian? I'll try to book Hailey or Lulu.

Hailey and Lulu are gone at end of January but Alex and Roxanne are pretty much equally awesome.

[UtrHobbyist]

First time having a soapy? Hahaha. That's a really common sexual venue type in Asia, usually distinct from massage parlors and costs more, so good on you. I usually get one when I go to Thailand, though the nuru session I had in Tokyo was more elegant.

Never even heard of one before! So yep my first time and it was freaking amazing.

[JulesVerne1828]

Going to visit Blue Jade in few days since there are so many good reports. Few questions:

- What is the price for FS (no BB)?

- Are they all Asian? I'll try to book Hailey or Lulu.

First, being new, you want to use the search tool, plus just read back for weeks of this thread.

What you will find is the answers to these questions. There is a new lineup which is typical at the beginning of the month. Use other sites to cross reference.

Pricing is typically $$ and if you are satisfied with the provide meeting, then (in the room) you offer that. If you get the red light reaction, then excuse yourself politely and try another location. Some will try for $$. 6 or less service at $$ but stick to the FS / and you will be rewarded.

The busiest provider doesn't always equate to the best experience, especially if you are hearing lots of doorbells.

Play it cool and safe!

[KrDoggy]

VERY long drive. She was just one of the Blue Jade options. Not sure who is now.

Joey was awesome. I didn't know she was still in the area. I would make a long drive to see her again.

[HH216]

Sometimes MMS will ask me or someone to post there so that to community knows the option is available.

Have not partaken since Yuki, VERY tempted by Joey.

Joey was awesome. I didn't know she was still in the area. I would make a long drive to see her again.

[KrDoggy]

Sometimes MMS will ask me or someone to post there so that to community knows the option is available.

Have not partaken since Yuki, VERY tempted by Joey.

Last time I asked the girl, she said no, you want to see X next time. Seemed like it was common knowledge (I was a walk in that day) at least to the girls. Problem is 'next time' for me may be the next rotation.

[NeedsGlasses]

Yes, this happens to me frequently, in parlors and on the GPS board (Tinymoldoll comes to mind). HJ almost never does it for me. But if she's willing Russian can work. Did with Tiny. Some parlor girls are adverse to Russian. Sometimes just between the thighs can work too, especially if she is smooth.

So I was in the area and I decided to drop in and see who I could get. Cassie opened the door and let me in. She's a young Chinese girl with a hot little spinner body, and with some MM C's. I give her $$, and get comfortable in the table. She's giving a decent but not super pro massage, but it's the effort that counts right?

Next then comes the flip, and she's like you got a big unit. And I'm like yeah, I'm not even hard yet. She starts given me a BBBJ, mostly the tip and I'm getting aroused. She then gets the cover and at the same time struggling to get it on and complaining about it. She finally gets it on, and tries to go CG.

And that's when things go from bad to worse. She's complaining that I'm too big, I said okay let's try a different position. I get on top and I'm slow and gentle, and I get more complaining. I said okay let's try doggy, we try that, and she's like you got to hurry up cause it hurts. I'm like l can't finish cause I'm barely enjoying it.

She stops me and said she'll finished me with a HJ, I'm like just finish me in your mouth, and she said no cause I won't fit in her mouth. So I said okay, she starts rubbing, and it goes on for like 5-10 minutes. I can see it in her eyes that she's getting tired after switching her hands back and forth. I'm hard but just not feeling it. So after 10 minutes, I was like, this is not going to work. I got off the table and started getting dressed. She didn't offer anything else, but said I can get another girl to try to finish me, but of course that's going to cost another $$.

She saw the look of disappointment on my face as I was leaving, and offered nothing more than an apology. I understand, but at the same time I'm out $$ without finishing.

Has this happened to any of you fellow mongers? And what did you do? What would you have done differently if you were there? I took an L on this one guys. I hope you guys have better luck with her, but I won't see her again.

[HH216]

Most MMSs will likely flag you as someone who asks for BB. MMSs typically do not like reports of BB as it encourages activity that is potentially harmful to their workers and bottom line. Any reports of an STI can damage or even ruin a shop.

Now, this doesn't stop all girls from letting it happen, but most don't like it freely advertised. This forum is likely the most reliable source of BB information regarding this. As such, I would not advise asking MMS. However, K girl and C girl orgs are much more open about those offerings for some reason.

Last time I asked the girl, she said no, you want to see X next time. Seemed like it was common knowledge (I was a walk in that day) at least to the girls. Problem is 'next time' for me may be the next rotation.

[KrDoggy]

This one described as way under 5 feet (I love it). Maybe should have looked to switch girls early, especially after she started to struggle.

I should not talk I never have this problem! LOL love spinners.

So I was in the area and I decided to drop in and see who I could get. Cassie opened the door and let me in. She's a young Chinese girl with a hot little spinner body, and with some MM C's. I give her $$, and get comfortable in the table. She's giving a decent but not super pro massage, but it's the effort that counts right?

Next then comes the flip, and she's like you got a big unit. And I'm like yeah, I'm not even hard yet. She starts given me a BBBJ, mostly the tip and I'm getting aroused. She then gets the cover and at the same time struggling to get it on and complaining about it. She finally gets it on, and tries to go CG.

And that's when things go from bad to worse. She's complaining that I'm too big, I said okay let's try a different position. I get on top and I'm slow and gentle, and I get more complaining. I said okay let's try doggy, we try that, and she's like you got to hurry up cause it hurts. I'm like l can't finish cause I'm barely enjoying it.

She stops me and said she'll finished me with a HJ, I'm like just finish me in your mouth, and she said no cause I won't fit in her mouth. So I said okay, she starts rubbing, and it goes on for like 5-10 minutes. I can see it in her eyes that she's getting tired after switching her hands back and forth. I'm hard but just not feeling it. So after 10 minutes, I was like, this is not going to work. I got off the table and started getting dressed. She didn't offer anything else, but said I can get another girl to try to finish me, but of course that's going to cost another $$.

She saw the look of disappointment on my face as I was leaving, and offered nothing more than an apology. I understand, but at the same time I'm out $$ without finishing.

Has this happened to any of you fellow mongers? And what did you do? What would you have done differently if you were there? I took an L on this one guys. I hope you guys have better luck with her, but I won't see her again.

[Cosplayking2]

So I was in the area and I decided to drop in and see who I could get. Cassie opened the door and let me in. She's a young Chinese girl with a hot little spinner body, and with some MM C's. I give her $$, and get comfortable in the table. She's giving a decent but not super pro massage, but it's the effort that counts right?

Next then comes the flip, and she's like you got a big unit. And I'm like yeah, I'm not even hard yet. She starts given me a BBBJ, mostly the tip and I'm getting aroused. She then gets the cover and at the same time struggling to get it on and complaining about it. She finally gets it on, and tries to go CG.

And that's when things go from bad to worse. She's complaining that I'm too big, I said okay let's try a different position. I get on top and I'm slow and gentle, and I get more complaining. I said okay let's try doggy, we try that, and she's like you got to hurry up cause it hurts. I'm like l can't finish cause I'm barely enjoying it.

She stops me and said she'll finished me with a HJ, I'm like just finish me in your mouth, and she said no cause I won't fit in her mouth. So I said okay, she starts rubbing, and it goes on for like 5-10 minutes. I can see it in her eyes that she's getting tired after switching her hands back and forth. I'm hard but just not feeling it. So after 10 minutes, I was like, this is not going to work. I got off the table and started getting dressed. She didn't offer anything else, but said I can get another girl to try to finish me, but of course that's going to cost another $$.

She saw the look of disappointment on my face as I was leaving, and offered nothing more than an apology. I understand, but at the same time I'm out $$ without finishing.

Has this happened to any of you fellow mongers? And what did you do? What would you have done differently if you were there? I took an L on this one guys. I hope you guys have better luck with her, but I won't see her again.

Yeah kinda. I went to I think Comfort spa in the I'd. I wasn't even fishing for anything, I did actually want a massage and I was curious. It was like $50 up front and then when I flipped over $100 for a HJ. It was honestly a pretty bad HJ, she tried doing like the bare minimum to make it hot but I didn't even cum. I debated walking out without giving the extra but I did in the end. I felt like it was more my issue than hers, but looking back I'm not so sure.