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[CookyJar]

SUCK on mine, pea brain!

You've got my MO. You've got my number. I trully hope you have all that you need. Just go away.

CookyJar

[Phunchance]

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[CookyJar]

Just MAYBE I can think about joining your fan club as well, LOL.

Thanks! But, no thanks.

I will have to admit that when you are called you show your hand. But, do I get it right that you admit to what I said about patting Super on the shoulder with one hand and twisting a knife in his back with the other? I know you two have had a love/hate relationship but that pretty much reveals it point blank.

If Superelquent (or anyone else) post something wrong, I comment. I would hope that he does the same with me. In this particular case it was you with the bullcrap. As a peabrain I do not kiss ass. Kissing ass is not part of the nature of peabrains. Whatever else we may be, we are honest. No knives or twisting or weapons are used.

I don't see the reasoning for it either, but Super seems to be taking it in stride. I guess it isn't too much different from you and him being segregated to your own threads in the first place. It is both an honor and a way to keep the other threads free of clutter and intimidation by two such powerful contributing forces as yourselves. I am sure clashes between the proverbial irresistible force and the proverbial immovable object (I am not sure which is which; I think maybe you two take turns, LOL) are just too much for most members in here and they are likely intimidated and just get out of the way.

That's another difference between the eloquent and the peabrains. We peabrains do not just bend over and take it.

No one will likely ever come up for a good reason for separating post and responses from there original threads. Pictures and Comments are like apples and oranges.

I misunderstood your 'pea-brains unite' speech to mean a silly boycott of replying in Super's thread. Thanks for explaining that what you meant was a gathering of others in protest against his thread restriction. However, I would think IMHO that would be all the more reason to reply in his thread and keep up the continuity of interactive discussion (which I apologize for not doing here by posting in Super's thread. But, then again, you are doing the same thing by not posting there. LOL)

You don't understand in the less. Mine is objection, disobedience. Yours is compliance.

I am not here to fight Super's battles for him, but I haven't seen him attack anyone for their lousy English except in the context of defending an attack on himself. I am the person to point that finger at (and look here, a preposition at the end of a sentence.)

Stop riding his dick, then. Oops! Was that another grammatic blunder?

I totally agree. We all have a right to our opinions. "Some of us" (I do not mean to imply you) should refrain, however, when the opinions are so boneheaded that they seem malformed and worthless. Yours may have grammar errors, but they at least tend to have some value most of the time.

Okay!

Yeah, we are all envious of Super.

Forget the bullshit. Forget the mumble jumble. Isn't it enugh to say; it's okay to envy and be a little jealous. Isn't it enough just to say; envy and jealousy are part of human nature.

Here I agree with you. You and Super are very different but very strong personalities. It would be a common mistake to attribute "ego" to either of you. You are both what you are and very dominating personalities on this Board. Maybe it is inevitable that you two should rub bumpers every now and again. Like was quoted in a car racing movie with Tom Cruise that I can't quite recall: "Rubbing is racing. "

More mumble jumble.

One person's bullshit is another person's good sense. What you did say that makes good sense is that being envious is human nature and most of us in this forum would be less than honest if we didn't admit that we were envious of both you and Super for your finds, reports and pictures. But we all also greatly appreciate your efforts nonetheless.

Still more.

I am in synch with you on this one. However, Super is a big boy and I am sure he can and will address this issue if he feels he wants to without any help from the peanut gallery.

As VP of his fan club and a member of his peanut gallery perhaps you'd like to stop riding his dick.

I have been known to be guilty of this and I would not wish to intimidate anyone from contributing as a result. I have seen Super do this, as I said, but only as part of an aggressive defense. I guess the lesson to be learned is to Polish up your English if you are thinking about going after Super, because he sure as shit might take your attack apart like a literary surgeon, LOL.

That sounds like a threat. Don't even try it. Are you trying to get Superelquent and I involved in some type of feud. You are mad.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

If the shoe fits...

You stated once upon a time that the reason you didn't reply in Super's thread was out of "respect" for him since he was restricted to it.

…he is a threat to your fragile ego, but don't think there aren't many of us who see you and this for exactly what it is.

The Shoe fits.

That’s the different between me and the bullshiters. I admit that “The Shoe Fits,” when it fits. With but one or two exceptions, I totally agree with everything you’ve so eloquently pointed out.

I think it is wrong that Supereloquent cannot post in other threads. You don’t think that’s wrong? That’s your opinion. I don’t know why the admin would seek to punish him in this manner. He is in my opinion a member of good standing and I cannot think of anything he has done to deserve such special treatment.

You, Mad Monger, in your own opinion; are NOT a peabrain. That’s your opinion. I am obviously a peabrain. That’s my opinion. I am also a self proclaimed, “Asshole.” Again, that is my own opinion. And, also IMHPO (In My Humble Peabrain Opinion), I believe we peabrains have a right to a opinion. I believe that all of the peabrains in this forum should unite and demand that Superelquent be released from this pitiful form of segregation. I said that and I still say it, “Peabrains unite.”

Unfortunately, peabrains are a silent majority. They are the “LesserElquent.” They don’t post much. Why? Because they know in their heart of hearts, if they post something, grammatically improper, they will be told, “You don't have enough vocabulary, grammar, spelling and syntax to punch your way out of a paper bag.” Here in lies my conundrum. I am a peabrain, a lesserelquent, a (if you will) dummy. I have the vocabulary of an idiot, the grammar of a dope, spell like a three year old and no syntax. Do I have the right of an opinion? Do I have the right to question my betters? On the behalf of the great silent peabrain majority (the lesserelquent who may not know that they’ve been insulted) I speak out. To the masses I say – yes, we have a right to a opinion, a right to disagree and a right to question. Peabrains unite.

Envy? Envious? Are you kidding? You are god damn, motherfucking right, I am envious. Jealous as a motherfucking would be more to the point. This motherfucker (Superelquent) is getting hold of some of the finest pieces around, who would not be jealous. You would have to be a complete fag not to be envious. Sure I have had my share of nice finds. In the past I have come across my own crop of beauties, but that does not mean I cannot envy another’s good fortunes. There is nothing wrong with that; I hope?

Ego? That’s where I beg to differ. Ego, super ego, the id, I never believed in the Freudian super babble. I may have one, but if I am not in control of it, what’s the problem? You may be able to control envy and jealousy but the subconscious ego is just that – subconscious. You don’t control your subconscious.

That’s the problem with you self important self proclaimed genius. (In this case I am not speaking about you Superelquent.) You don’t understand bullshit. Bullshit ain’t nuttin. Envy? It is okay to be envious. Jealousy? It is okay to be jealous. It’s okay to be a peabrain. It’s okay to be an asshole (my own claim to fame). It is okay for Superelequent to be an overbearing, pompous, arrogant; whatever – he has earned that right. However, neither he nor you or anyone else has the right to throw out a bunch of bullshit and expect me to accept it – even if I am just another peabrain. In my own bad English, I will object.

I don’t believe superelquent should be restricted to posting in his own thread. You believe what you want to believe.

… as the proud and official Vice President of the Supereloquent fan club…

I would think as the vice president of his fan club you’d want to see this injustice set right. IMHPO

BTW: Feel free to reply right here, in this thread - you haven’t been restricted, have you?

CookyJar

PS: I am in no way putting down those of you who have an eloquent command of the English Language. Bad English is what it is – bad. I wish I had Superelquent's talent with the written word. The fact remains that I do not. I do not mind the put downs regarding my poor use of the word. I am very comfortable with who I am at this stage of my life. I am certain that there are many lurking out there who will not write even a small comment because of their fear of being put down. Keep that in mind.

[CookyJar]

Happy Father's Day

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

...the piling on of presumed "friends" and a certain very envious rival who disguises his so-called advice as "friendly," patronizingly patting you on your head with one hand and twisting a knife in your back with the other....

I guess that would be me.

LOL

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

I first dated Mandy in the spring of ‘08.

...she was sporting a pair of glasses that made her look like a Gothic librarian/teacher/school-girl, quite a combo. Mandy was very effervescent, as I had vividly remembered her. I was kicking myself that I didn’t have time for a multiple-hour indoor date at a nice motel, because this was one SW worth the time and money for such. Although I was a bit pressed for time, there was enough time to go to the Carlyle, a lot better than a car date in the day.

She's a real cutie Supereloquent. The glasses does it for me. The glasses and hair are a nice look for her.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

You guys are a riot.


Ed Norton,
Yours was an original piece, a fine work of art. You were always a superb adversary. Bravo.

Phillyewe,
Yours was a limerick of taste and imagination. I applaud your talent. Bravo.

Ed Norton and I have had our differences in the distant past and he and Cooky were once flame combatants. For some reason Ed has never been a fan of multiple or explicit photos, and for godsakes, please no close-ups of assholes. I think I commented at one point that he is the closest thing we have to a Fundamentalist Monger. As Super posted in his own thread, yes I always felt there was a bit of envy behind Ed's continued criticism of CJ and perhaps there is an element of that with you too. IMO Super and Cooky's photo reports are the closest thing to must-read posts on this entire site so there is no doubt where my ultimate loyalties lie.

That said, I really have to give Ed props on this one and Super I think you ought to lighten up a bit and learn to laugh at yourself a little. I enjoyed Ed's transcript, thought it was an inspired bit of satire, and didn't think it came across as mean-spirited at all.

As good as your stuff is, Super - and it's outstanding, let's face it even some of your fans like me have noted what seems to be an outsized ego that occasionally bleeds into brief moments of insufferable arrogance. If you would poke fun at yourself once in awhile or let Ed get his jab in w/o lashing out, I think it would help diffuse your critics.

However, the award for a post in the “Not a Review Category,” goes to Mike 80; IMHO. His was light, to the point and sensitive to all concerned.

Some beings will charge ahead, beating their heads against a brick wall. The enlightened one will recognize wisdom and appreciate effort.

Any Hamlet fans out there? Given the grammar and spelling and literary ability of most posters in here (especially my detractors), I think that the last literature many have read went something like..."See Spot run....run Spot run."


...My traducers (get out your dictionaries pea brains) will not take my suggestion to stay away from my thread. Apparently it is their written heroin: both desperately needed and cursed at the same time. Some readers here apparently do strangely and despairingly mirror the addictions of the SWs they seek.

From the start, I suggested to SuperEloquent, that he should slow down, take it easy and give the forum a change to get to know him. At that time he was posting and claiming to fuck 5 or six woman daily and his brother had taken over control of his computer. Lately, I have been more aggressive, pointing out that there is nothing wrong with his being an arrogant ass. Please take this in the light hearted manner in which it is given. I am one Lessereloquent pea brain who will not post in his thread until the Admin lightens up and lets him post in other threads. I will read his thread religiously. His thread is very amusing. It is very entertaining. But, as one of the Lessereloquent, peabrains, with no knowlelge of grammar, spelling and no literary abilities; I will not post in his thread. I will look at and admire the pretty pictures. I will refrain from being insulted. Let the other Lessereloquent mongers and pea brains do what they wish. I will make my peabrain comments in another thread. Peabrains of the world unite..

3. I "brag" too much (such as being hung like the proverbial horse, which I AM by the way, LMFAO, DEAL with it!)

This is a new one. A Freudian slip??? Childish!!! Very juvenile!!!

The Buddha teaches to all men. The Buddha teaches humbleness in all things.

Hey! I'm back. Now, quit posting those asshole pictures.

On a side note: Ed, I would have thought SuperEloquent to be more to your liking. He does not post nearly as many asshole pictures as I. And since you’ve never complained about his many action dick shots, I figured you were more into dicks than assholes. LOL

One more thing Ed. Feel free to post in my thread; after all it was you who got me exiled here. LOL I still do not agree with the move. I have gotten use to it. I’ve gotten over it. Now you get over the assholes. LOL

CookyJar

[John Mac 8583]

Thanks CJ a very useful post once again!

Successful threesomes are not achieved by the distinction of having some new talent or opportunity presented. They are achieved by the development of the opportunities at hand.

Over the last few months, I have been able to take advantage of some really nice opportunities. With that in mind, this review/report will be different. I am going to leave out the pornographic detailed descriptions. Suffice it to say; everything went as planned. I got to sample both pussies. Aundrea's was wet and juicy, probably the results of the vibrator and lube. Amber was wet and tight, probably the results of watching Aundrea using the vibrator and lubes. I also got to sample both girls BBBJ technique. Amber's was fast, furious with lots of bobbing head action and little use of hands. Aundrea was slow and deliberate with lots of tongue, kissing and slurping. I should also add; all the basic positions were available and used. Also, my hands were able to explore and investigate everything within reach. As always, I was fully engaged.

I would like to take this opportunity to discuss one of the many aspects of the Threesome.

There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one.

Threesomes are not like regular sex. They require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing, you need some threesome rules.

You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules.

Rule #1. Amber's Rule. Because the toys belonged to Aundrea, Amber was reluctant to use them. Correction: Amber was reluctant to insert them. Correct that correction: Amber didn't want to have Aundrea's toys insertion in her (Amber). (Amber did have her own set of toys, but they were kind of punkie and lackluster compared to Aundrea's.)

Rule # 2. My Rule. I stopped doing anal a few years back. So I ruled out all anal insertion. Anal play takes some preparation. The thought of either of these two beauties having to run into the bathroom and take a dump, clean themselves out and return to our love nest just wasn't pleasing – ugh. Anal play should be planned far in advance – unless you're into shit – ugh again.

Rule #3. Aundrea's Rule. Hmmm! Come to think of it! I don't think Aundrea had any rules. She just went about taking directions, improvising and enjoying herself.

I am always the group leader. Aundrea took on the role of hostess. Amber was our honored guest. I take my role of group leader very serious. I insist on everyone being comfortable with what is happening. I get everyone involved. I try to make sure that everyone has a good time. Especially, me! I start things off light. A little humor always helps to set a friendly mood and get things started. For example: Amber was upright on her knees in a three point stand over Aundra. She looked fascinated as she grinded and pushed a well lubed 10' inch vibrator into Aundrea's pussy. Aundrea was lying back, up on both elbows with her head tossed back moaning. She rotated her hips gently; moving her body, accepting the toy little by little. I moved in closer to the mesmerized Amber and said, "Easy! Don't break it; I was planning on using that later. " Amber halted what she was doing and answered, questioning, "What? " I again requested, "Please, don't break that, I want to use it later. " I had both girls full attention. Both girls seemed a little disappointed as Amber withdrew the tool and clicked off the switch. Amber handed me the vibrator. I backed away and held up both hands, "Noooo! No! The pussy! Don't break the pussy! I want to use it later? " Aundrea got it right away. I had to explain it a little to Amber. After I explained, "I don't want you to wear out or stretch the pussy before I get my turn – get it. " Amber smiled. "You can't break a pussy, can you? " I added. Ha, ha, ha,

I guess you had to be there.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

This was a joint operation. Aundrea had a nice assortment of toys. Amber had three or four different flavors of lube. I had the vivid imagination.

… One of the best fucks that I ever had was while a girl was enjoying her favorite toy. It was an average size, ivory colored six inch vibrator. She lubed it and toyed with her clit and pussy while I jammed her up the ass (I do not do anal anymore). When she put the thing in her pussy; it nearly drove me insane as I felt the vibrations in her ass. I tried the same thing (different girl) using two electric silver balls. On another occasion, the vibration was inserted into the girl’s ass and I fucked the pussy (cowgirl); with pretty much the same sensations. (While the girl was riding me cowgirl with the artificial vibrating dick in her ass – she accidently pushed it out and it felled down between our legs. Whoops!!! It tickled as it lay on my balls.)

LOL

CookyJar

I opted for a milder version of the techniques mentioned above. While I gently slipped in and out of Aundrea drippy wet pussy, we let a small silver vibrator rest on her clit. Even though it was set on low, I could feel the vibrations. The sensations were marvelous; simply marvelous. The remarkably flexible Aundrea was able to spread her legs out to the side enabling me to get in ever so close. Aundrea is not just flexible. She is able to twist and turn and change positions while humping. She also has extraordinary pussy control. As I fucked her missionary, with her legs held high, I could feel her pussy throbbing, along with the vibrations from the toy laying on her clit.

How could anyone resist Aundrea’s little bubble butt? Especially after seeing her picture, “Aundrea’s Little Bubble Butt #006.”

When there is no limit to what one gets, there is no limit to what one does.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Successful threesomes are not achieved by the distinction of having some new talent or opportunity presented. They are achieved by the development of the opportunities at hand.

Over the last few months, I have been able to take advantage of some really nice opportunities. With that in mind, this review/report will be different. I am going to leave out the pornographic detailed descriptions. Suffice it to say; everything went as planned. I got to sample both pussies. Aundrea’s was wet and juicy, probably the results of the vibrator and lube. Amber was wet and tight, probably the results of watching Aundrea using the vibrator and lubes. I also got to sample both girls BBBJ technique. Amber’s was fast, furious with lots of bobbing head action and little use of hands. Aundrea was slow and deliberate with lots of tongue, kissing and slurping. I should also add; all the basic positions were available and used. Also, my hands were able to explore and investigate everything within reach. As always, I was fully engaged.

I would like to take this opportunity to discuss one of the many aspects of the Threesome.

There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one.

Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing, you need some threesome rules.

You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules.

Rule #1. Amber’s Rule. Because the toys belonged to Aundrea, Amber was reluctant to use them. Correction: Amber was reluctant to insert them. Correct that correction: Amber didn’t want to have Aundrea’s toys insertion in her (Amber). (Amber did have her own set of toys, but they were kind of punkie and lackluster compared to Aundrea’s.)

Rule # 2. My Rule.I stopped doing anal a few years back. So I ruled out all anal insertion. Anal play takes some preparation. The thought of either of these two beauties having to run into the bathroom and take a dump, clean themselves out and return to our love nest just wasn’t pleasing – ugh. Anal play should be planned far in advance – unless you’re into shit – ugh again.

Rule #3. Aundrea’s Rule. Hmmm! Come to think of it! I don’t think Aundrea had any rules. She just went about taking directions, improvising and enjoying herself.

I am always the group leader. Aundrea took on the role of hostess. Amber was our honored guest. I take my role of group leader very serious. I insist on everyone being comfortable with what is happening. I get everyone involved. I try to make sure that everyone has a good time. Especially, me! I start things off light. A little humor always helps to set a friendly mood and get things started. For example: Amber was upright on her knees in a three point stand over Aundra. She looked fascinated as she grinded and pushed a well lubed 10’ inch vibrator into Aundrea’s pussy. Aundrea was lying back, up on both elbows with her head tossed back moaning. She rotated her hips gently; moving her body, accepting the toy little by little. I moved in closer to the mesmerized Amber and said, “Easy! Don’t break it; I was planning on using that later.” Amber halted what she was doing and answered, questioning, “What?” I again requested, “Please, don’t break that, I want to use it later.” I had both girls full attention. Both girls seemed a little disappointed as Amber withdrew the tool and clicked off the switch. Amber handed me the vibrator. I backed away and held up both hands, “Noooo! No! The pussy! Don’t break the pussy! I want to use it later?” Aundrea got it right away. I had to explain it a little to Amber. After I explained, “I don’t want you to wear out or stretch the pussy before I get my turn – get it.” Amber smiled. “You can’t break a pussy, can you?” I added. Ha, ha, ha,

I guess you had to be there.

CookyJar

[Freaklikdat]

Oops dere it is ya’ll, oops dere it is. Dat booty, dat booty, dat bootyluscious booty. The girls got dat bootyluscious booty.

CookyJar

I've been seeing her walking that big pit bull alot lately. She does look great from behind too

[Pnty Rdr]

Dude, I wish I could hang with you. Aundrea is smoking please post as many pics of her as you can. Thanks again you're the best.

This was only the beginning. Later, Aundrea was able to add other enhancements which added to her particular allure.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Oops dere it is ya’ll, oops dere it is. Dat booty, dat booty, dat bootyluscious booty. The girls got dat bootyluscious booty.

…she definately had a nice plump booty which I liked very much. After taking pics amber tells me that anything I want is on the menu, even anal.

…Amber is my kind of girl.

At first I thought it was SuperEloquent who had first reviewed Amber. I did a search though his thread, however; I did not find an original review on Amber. I did find one submitted by FreakLikDat. I mention this because I like it when I can collaborate information with another member. Also, it helps me when I feel too lazy to write up a full review on my own. I would love to give Amber her full share of props for our date. My eyes are tired and I am going to rely on the accuratacy of FreakLikDat’s review.

If you want to read a full review on Amber, please follow this link to FreakLikDat’s post titled, ”Amber - Great BBBJ”. I totally agree. She has a really nice ass, everything is on the table and she gives a nice BBBJ.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

This was only the beginning. Later, Aundrea was able to add other enhancements which added to her particular allure.

CookyJar