CookyJar's Streetwalker Photos

[CookyJar]

You guys are a riot.


Ed Norton,
Yours was an original piece, a fine work of art. You were always a superb adversary. Bravo.

Phillyewe,
Yours was a limerick of taste and imagination. I applaud your talent. Bravo.

Ed Norton and I have had our differences in the distant past and he and Cooky were once flame combatants. For some reason Ed has never been a fan of multiple or explicit photos, and for godsakes, please no close-ups of assholes. I think I commented at one point that he is the closest thing we have to a Fundamentalist Monger. As Super posted in his own thread, yes I always felt there was a bit of envy behind Ed's continued criticism of CJ and perhaps there is an element of that with you too. IMO Super and Cooky's photo reports are the closest thing to must-read posts on this entire site so there is no doubt where my ultimate loyalties lie.

That said, I really have to give Ed props on this one and Super I think you ought to lighten up a bit and learn to laugh at yourself a little. I enjoyed Ed's transcript, thought it was an inspired bit of satire, and didn't think it came across as mean-spirited at all.

As good as your stuff is, Super - and it's outstanding, let's face it even some of your fans like me have noted what seems to be an outsized ego that occasionally bleeds into brief moments of insufferable arrogance. If you would poke fun at yourself once in awhile or let Ed get his jab in w/o lashing out, I think it would help diffuse your critics.

However, the award for a post in the “Not a Review Category,” goes to Mike 80; IMHO. His was light, to the point and sensitive to all concerned.

Some beings will charge ahead, beating their heads against a brick wall. The enlightened one will recognize wisdom and appreciate effort.

Any Hamlet fans out there? Given the grammar and spelling and literary ability of most posters in here (especially my detractors), I think that the last literature many have read went something like..."See Spot run....run Spot run."


...My traducers (get out your dictionaries pea brains) will not take my suggestion to stay away from my thread. Apparently it is their written heroin: both desperately needed and cursed at the same time. Some readers here apparently do strangely and despairingly mirror the addictions of the SWs they seek.

From the start, I suggested to SuperEloquent, that he should slow down, take it easy and give the forum a change to get to know him. At that time he was posting and claiming to fuck 5 or six woman daily and his brother had taken over control of his computer. Lately, I have been more aggressive, pointing out that there is nothing wrong with his being an arrogant ass. Please take this in the light hearted manner in which it is given. I am one Lessereloquent pea brain who will not post in his thread until the Admin lightens up and lets him post in other threads. I will read his thread religiously. His thread is very amusing. It is very entertaining. But, as one of the Lessereloquent, peabrains, with no knowlelge of grammar, spelling and no literary abilities; I will not post in his thread. I will look at and admire the pretty pictures. I will refrain from being insulted. Let the other Lessereloquent mongers and pea brains do what they wish. I will make my peabrain comments in another thread. Peabrains of the world unite..

3. I "brag" too much (such as being hung like the proverbial horse, which I AM by the way, LMFAO, DEAL with it!)

This is a new one. A Freudian slip??? Childish!!! Very juvenile!!!

The Buddha teaches to all men. The Buddha teaches humbleness in all things.

Hey! I'm back. Now, quit posting those asshole pictures.

On a side note: Ed, I would have thought SuperEloquent to be more to your liking. He does not post nearly as many asshole pictures as I. And since you’ve never complained about his many action dick shots, I figured you were more into dicks than assholes. LOL

One more thing Ed. Feel free to post in my thread; after all it was you who got me exiled here. LOL I still do not agree with the move. I have gotten use to it. I’ve gotten over it. Now you get over the assholes. LOL

CookyJar

[John Mac 8583]

Thanks CJ a very useful post once again!

Successful threesomes are not achieved by the distinction of having some new talent or opportunity presented. They are achieved by the development of the opportunities at hand.

Over the last few months, I have been able to take advantage of some really nice opportunities. With that in mind, this review/report will be different. I am going to leave out the pornographic detailed descriptions. Suffice it to say; everything went as planned. I got to sample both pussies. Aundrea's was wet and juicy, probably the results of the vibrator and lube. Amber was wet and tight, probably the results of watching Aundrea using the vibrator and lubes. I also got to sample both girls BBBJ technique. Amber's was fast, furious with lots of bobbing head action and little use of hands. Aundrea was slow and deliberate with lots of tongue, kissing and slurping. I should also add; all the basic positions were available and used. Also, my hands were able to explore and investigate everything within reach. As always, I was fully engaged.

I would like to take this opportunity to discuss one of the many aspects of the Threesome.

There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one.

Threesomes are not like regular sex. They require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing, you need some threesome rules.

You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules.

Rule #1. Amber's Rule. Because the toys belonged to Aundrea, Amber was reluctant to use them. Correction: Amber was reluctant to insert them. Correct that correction: Amber didn't want to have Aundrea's toys insertion in her (Amber). (Amber did have her own set of toys, but they were kind of punkie and lackluster compared to Aundrea's.)

Rule # 2. My Rule. I stopped doing anal a few years back. So I ruled out all anal insertion. Anal play takes some preparation. The thought of either of these two beauties having to run into the bathroom and take a dump, clean themselves out and return to our love nest just wasn't pleasing – ugh. Anal play should be planned far in advance – unless you're into shit – ugh again.

Rule #3. Aundrea's Rule. Hmmm! Come to think of it! I don't think Aundrea had any rules. She just went about taking directions, improvising and enjoying herself.

I am always the group leader. Aundrea took on the role of hostess. Amber was our honored guest. I take my role of group leader very serious. I insist on everyone being comfortable with what is happening. I get everyone involved. I try to make sure that everyone has a good time. Especially, me! I start things off light. A little humor always helps to set a friendly mood and get things started. For example: Amber was upright on her knees in a three point stand over Aundra. She looked fascinated as she grinded and pushed a well lubed 10' inch vibrator into Aundrea's pussy. Aundrea was lying back, up on both elbows with her head tossed back moaning. She rotated her hips gently; moving her body, accepting the toy little by little. I moved in closer to the mesmerized Amber and said, "Easy! Don't break it; I was planning on using that later. " Amber halted what she was doing and answered, questioning, "What? " I again requested, "Please, don't break that, I want to use it later. " I had both girls full attention. Both girls seemed a little disappointed as Amber withdrew the tool and clicked off the switch. Amber handed me the vibrator. I backed away and held up both hands, "Noooo! No! The pussy! Don't break the pussy! I want to use it later? " Aundrea got it right away. I had to explain it a little to Amber. After I explained, "I don't want you to wear out or stretch the pussy before I get my turn – get it. " Amber smiled. "You can't break a pussy, can you? " I added. Ha, ha, ha,

I guess you had to be there.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

This was a joint operation. Aundrea had a nice assortment of toys. Amber had three or four different flavors of lube. I had the vivid imagination.

… One of the best fucks that I ever had was while a girl was enjoying her favorite toy. It was an average size, ivory colored six inch vibrator. She lubed it and toyed with her clit and pussy while I jammed her up the ass (I do not do anal anymore). When she put the thing in her pussy; it nearly drove me insane as I felt the vibrations in her ass. I tried the same thing (different girl) using two electric silver balls. On another occasion, the vibration was inserted into the girl’s ass and I fucked the pussy (cowgirl); with pretty much the same sensations. (While the girl was riding me cowgirl with the artificial vibrating dick in her ass – she accidently pushed it out and it felled down between our legs. Whoops!!! It tickled as it lay on my balls.)

LOL

CookyJar

I opted for a milder version of the techniques mentioned above. While I gently slipped in and out of Aundrea drippy wet pussy, we let a small silver vibrator rest on her clit. Even though it was set on low, I could feel the vibrations. The sensations were marvelous; simply marvelous. The remarkably flexible Aundrea was able to spread her legs out to the side enabling me to get in ever so close. Aundrea is not just flexible. She is able to twist and turn and change positions while humping. She also has extraordinary pussy control. As I fucked her missionary, with her legs held high, I could feel her pussy throbbing, along with the vibrations from the toy laying on her clit.

How could anyone resist Aundrea’s little bubble butt? Especially after seeing her picture, “Aundrea’s Little Bubble Butt #006.”

When there is no limit to what one gets, there is no limit to what one does.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Successful threesomes are not achieved by the distinction of having some new talent or opportunity presented. They are achieved by the development of the opportunities at hand.

Over the last few months, I have been able to take advantage of some really nice opportunities. With that in mind, this review/report will be different. I am going to leave out the pornographic detailed descriptions. Suffice it to say; everything went as planned. I got to sample both pussies. Aundrea’s was wet and juicy, probably the results of the vibrator and lube. Amber was wet and tight, probably the results of watching Aundrea using the vibrator and lubes. I also got to sample both girls BBBJ technique. Amber’s was fast, furious with lots of bobbing head action and little use of hands. Aundrea was slow and deliberate with lots of tongue, kissing and slurping. I should also add; all the basic positions were available and used. Also, my hands were able to explore and investigate everything within reach. As always, I was fully engaged.

I would like to take this opportunity to discuss one of the many aspects of the Threesome.

There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one.

Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing, you need some threesome rules.

You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules.

Rule #1. Amber’s Rule. Because the toys belonged to Aundrea, Amber was reluctant to use them. Correction: Amber was reluctant to insert them. Correct that correction: Amber didn’t want to have Aundrea’s toys insertion in her (Amber). (Amber did have her own set of toys, but they were kind of punkie and lackluster compared to Aundrea’s.)

Rule # 2. My Rule.I stopped doing anal a few years back. So I ruled out all anal insertion. Anal play takes some preparation. The thought of either of these two beauties having to run into the bathroom and take a dump, clean themselves out and return to our love nest just wasn’t pleasing – ugh. Anal play should be planned far in advance – unless you’re into shit – ugh again.

Rule #3. Aundrea’s Rule. Hmmm! Come to think of it! I don’t think Aundrea had any rules. She just went about taking directions, improvising and enjoying herself.

I am always the group leader. Aundrea took on the role of hostess. Amber was our honored guest. I take my role of group leader very serious. I insist on everyone being comfortable with what is happening. I get everyone involved. I try to make sure that everyone has a good time. Especially, me! I start things off light. A little humor always helps to set a friendly mood and get things started. For example: Amber was upright on her knees in a three point stand over Aundra. She looked fascinated as she grinded and pushed a well lubed 10’ inch vibrator into Aundrea’s pussy. Aundrea was lying back, up on both elbows with her head tossed back moaning. She rotated her hips gently; moving her body, accepting the toy little by little. I moved in closer to the mesmerized Amber and said, “Easy! Don’t break it; I was planning on using that later.” Amber halted what she was doing and answered, questioning, “What?” I again requested, “Please, don’t break that, I want to use it later.” I had both girls full attention. Both girls seemed a little disappointed as Amber withdrew the tool and clicked off the switch. Amber handed me the vibrator. I backed away and held up both hands, “Noooo! No! The pussy! Don’t break the pussy! I want to use it later?” Aundrea got it right away. I had to explain it a little to Amber. After I explained, “I don’t want you to wear out or stretch the pussy before I get my turn – get it.” Amber smiled. “You can’t break a pussy, can you?” I added. Ha, ha, ha,

I guess you had to be there.

CookyJar

[Freaklikdat]

Oops dere it is ya’ll, oops dere it is. Dat booty, dat booty, dat bootyluscious booty. The girls got dat bootyluscious booty.

CookyJar

I've been seeing her walking that big pit bull alot lately. She does look great from behind too

[Pnty Rdr]

Dude, I wish I could hang with you. Aundrea is smoking please post as many pics of her as you can. Thanks again you're the best.

This was only the beginning. Later, Aundrea was able to add other enhancements which added to her particular allure.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Oops dere it is ya’ll, oops dere it is. Dat booty, dat booty, dat bootyluscious booty. The girls got dat bootyluscious booty.

…she definately had a nice plump booty which I liked very much. After taking pics amber tells me that anything I want is on the menu, even anal.

…Amber is my kind of girl.

At first I thought it was SuperEloquent who had first reviewed Amber. I did a search though his thread, however; I did not find an original review on Amber. I did find one submitted by FreakLikDat. I mention this because I like it when I can collaborate information with another member. Also, it helps me when I feel too lazy to write up a full review on my own. I would love to give Amber her full share of props for our date. My eyes are tired and I am going to rely on the accuratacy of FreakLikDat’s review.

If you want to read a full review on Amber, please follow this link to FreakLikDat’s post titled, ”Amber - Great BBBJ”. I totally agree. She has a really nice ass, everything is on the table and she gives a nice BBBJ.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

This was only the beginning. Later, Aundrea was able to add other enhancements which added to her particular allure.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

First there was Andrea - The girl downstairs, Andrea - Cum let me show you how blondes can do it all ! and Andrea - Polish Vixen ready to play !!! ; and this was followed by, Aundrea & Lux - revisited , If you like em wild and freaky – say amen , Rating, and Re: Bullshit ain’t nutin, timing is everything . None of which does this little minks justice.


If you have a hard to reach sexual itch, and have been finding it difficult to get it scratched, try Aundrea, she probably has the solution in her little brown bag.


During my last visit with Aundrea I just happened to mention that I would love to get some pictures of her dressed in a little school girl outfit. Aundrea hopped up, dug down into her bag of tricks and came up with this cute little outfit. Later, I made another suggestion. Low and behold, Aundrea was able to come up with the right equipment.


This girl is great when it comes to providing that extra special touch. She can be a sweet and innocent dream or a daring and sultry temptress. Aundrea should come with a warning label – “This Girl is Addictive. Continued use may cause you to fall in love.”


CookyJar

[TheyCallMeHawk]

Everyone has a line they won’t cross. I got this strange vibe from Daisy. The vibe was awfully close to my line. My choice was to not chance crossing over my line. That doesn’t make me any stronger than anyone else. Having a conscience doesn’t make me strong. It makes me normal.

I am certain that under the right circumstances, you would have done the same thing.

She is beautiful.

CookyJar

always trust your gut. Her comments were deffinate RED FLAGS.

and yes she is beautiful....

[CookyJar]

You are a much stronger man than most of us. She is truly beautiful.

Everyone has a line they won’t cross. I got this strange vibe from Daisy. The vibe was awfully close to my line. My choice was to not chance crossing over my line. That doesn’t make me any stronger than anyone else. Having a conscience doesn’t make me strong. It makes me normal.

I am certain that under the right circumstances, you would have done the same thing.

She is beautiful.

CookyJar

[TheTiger]

You are a much stronger man than most of us. She is truly beautiful.

Co-sign!

[Proxysss]

Daisy Wowzer! I would love to get in contact with that. Where street did you find her and what part of the day?

[Mthegodfather]

In my heart of hearts, I believe Daisy is 20.

Daisy is cute. She's got a hot body. She has a nice personality. So what's the problem? She doesn't carry an age card.

On our way over to the Carlyle, Daisy asked me, "How old are you?"

You guys wouldn't have anyway of knowing this, but I'm a pretty vain person. I always have been.

Remember that song by Carly Simon, "You're so vain." For the longest time I literally thought this song was somehow about me. The thing I could not figure out was; how did Carly know about me. To my knowledge we had never meant. Then! A few years ago, while listening to a soft rock radio station I was shocked out of my wits. The hosts were discussing a phase from the song. Apparently, Carly was singing, "As you watched yourself gavotte, " and I had wrongly been hearing, "As you watched yourself go by." Believe you me; I was in a daze for days. Gavotte is a French dance. Of all the dances I know, the gavotte isn't one of them. After all of those years, I had to come to grips with the possibility that, Carly Simon's, "You're so vain, " wasn't a song about me. Even so! I am still a bit vain; especially about my age. When daisy asked about my age, I hesitated.

Eventually I said, "I was over X0ty." Daisy then asked me, "How old was the youngest girl you've ever fucked? " Again, I hesitated. I had to think. What did she mean? Was she talking about when I had been younger myself? Was she talking about now; lately? Daisy clarified her question. She wanted to know how old the youngest provider I'd ever been with was. This time; I not only hesitated, I changed the subject.

I decided to TOFTT. I passed on anything serious with Daisy. I took a few pictures and returned her to the jungle.

CookyJar

You are a much stronger man than most of us. She is truly beautiful.

[CookyJar]

anyway, daisy is so far one of the best you can have in the ave in my opinion. i will rate her face: 9.5, body: 9.5, attitude: 10, service: 10. she is service oriented and if treated nicely you'll probably get what you are looking for. it's actually suprising for a 20 year old. she normally hang out in the southern part of the ave.

she asked me not to post her face, so, as a man of my word i edited the pics.

i insist on being able to show all of a girl – especially the face. i always tell the girls that i will be including their face in my review. if a girl objects then i assume she has a good reason and i decline the date. if daisy is **** then knowing what she looks like is very important to those of us who have scruples and would like to avoid being involved with **** girls.

imho, no one can be certain that boob luvah’s daisy and mine is the same girl. i am not implying anything against boob luvah.

cookyjar