Massage Parlor Reports

[Spaz2580]

You peteydog may have not found it in AMP. But many of us have. To each his own. Buy american if you want, buy AMP if you want, try both as you like. And spend as much as you would like. It's a free economy and a free country afterall.

Some of my best experiences have been at AMPs, afterall they are not all close to 50 and lacking in effort.

Hello forum,

It's been a while since my last post, although I use this forum as a tool very often,

I am amazed at the fact that that so many members refuse to spend the extra 50 to 80 dollars to get a massage by a beautiful women of your choice, there are so many of them, out there, you just got to do the research ranging from 150. 200, some will say I will never pay that much for a massage and he, but yet over and over and over again, you will pay a mid aged asian women, who is more like closer to 50, un attractive and very mechanical, 100.120, 3-4 times a month, you are never going to find the hidden jewel of a gorgeous asian women in these AMP joints, never, they are all the same, they are run the same, allot by the same people, they all come of the boat, never going to find a supermodel in these places or from their, CL, BP, or phoenix ads, there is a reason they always post the same stock photos, they never take their clothes completly off, and if they do they are looking for the 150-200 anyways, cause now they are prostitutes not AMP, its the same thing different place, all the time, believe me I have had my share of these experiences, I would rather have one 200 massage that is highly erotic and very satisfying with a hot girl of my choice, than 10 mid age asian AMP masaages anyday{I can still hear there voices, (tip, tip you give me tip, 70 for the house, tip for me, tip for me, tip for me),to be honest most of them are not worth 40 with a he included, all set with that

Do yourselves a favor like I did for myself, do some research and some trial and error, spend the extra cash and you will find what we all desire, a gorgeous women in the nude pampering us and bringing us to release, they are out there, just got to be willing to go into your pocket a bit deeper, some are mentioned in this forum, some are not, (buy american)

Petedogs

[Adobe]

Very best wisdom spoken on this board in a long while!

Different strokes (at different rates) for different folks, right?

If I just feel like having a quick R/t with a female, I can find a SW plying her trade in some town willing to do the job for .2 or .3. It'll be rushed, I might get only a glimpse of her rack, and it'll take 10 minutes if that, but the wallet won't be much lighter . . . and when it's over, yeah, the stress will be relieved. But I do to an MP because I want a more leisurely time, and a masseuse who's going to bring something special to the (massage) table. Or bed.

Someone like Leeza (a gem), offers a relaxed, lengthy session and knows her way around a guy's equipment better than a guy himself. No real views, no real roaming, and she's not a 21-y.o. spinner . . . but if her skills in the bedroom are as expert as her HE skills, the woman could ask 1G for an hour and she'd probably get it.

A disinterested middle-aged gal who could care less about my enjoyment and just wants the HR to happen as quickly as possible after a perfunctory massage -- well, for me, except for the public factor, I'd prefer the .2 SW to the 1.0 or 1.2, after tip, all-too-typical AMP situation.

The ideal, in my book, is the sexy, young coed-ish girl who's smart enough to want to build up a repeat clientele. If she takes her time, offers views of the hilltops and the valley, allows at least light roaming, that's easily worth an extra Bennie F. or two over a cold-fish experience. To me, since an HR is something we're all perfectly capable of doing without a partner, I need there to be some real "value added" if I'm going to shell out signficant dough.

I've had full-hour FS appointments with incompetent ladies with bad attitudes, and at 1.25 it felt like a rip-off. And I've had half-hour massage-only sessions with ladies who care about and know what they're doing, and at 1.6 I've left the appointment feeling it was worth every penny.

But bottom line is it's what you think it's worth. . . .

[Member #4868]

So let's not judge how our brother spends his dollar. Instead, keep those reviews flowing so we can all make intelligent choices based on our preferences.

Very best wisdom spoken on this board in a long while!

[Dan Wesson]

I am into a predictable experience with an attractive lady. If I pay a bennie for a lousy experience, I have to get 2 good experiences at a bennie each to break even against 2 "sure thing" experiences at what some would consider the excessive rate of 150 a pop (pun intended). Now I like the thrill of the hunt as much as the next guy, but I like a reliable pop more, and generally now lean towards those ladies which I either find physically very appealing and reasonably skilled.

Whatever trips your trigger! As an example, some here expound on the Leeza experience. Personally, 150 and no roaming would not work for me, no matter how skilled she is. I need to squeeze the melons. But it works for them. So let's not judge how our brother spends his dollar. Instead, keep those reviews flowing so we can all make intelligent choices based on our preferences.

[Member #4868]

Hello forum,

you are never going to find the hidden jewel of a gorgeous asian women in these AMP joints, never, they are all the same.

Petedogs

I like the hunt at amp's but I also play in the deep end with escorts.

I will say this, I did find the hidden jewel at an amp and enjoyed an expanded menu , and had some of the best times of my career with her.

When I first saw her it was R/t but slowly progressed. I found her very attractive, thin , well spoken and quite lovely in street clothes.

Unfortunately, she has gone back to China, but I remain hopeful, that one day, I hit the jackpot again.

Hence , I do like the hunt.

And no, I do not care to share more as it is irrelevant since she is gone.

[Stressed Out]

Hello forum,

It's been a while since my last post, although I use this forum as a tool very often,

I am amazed at the fact that that so many members refuse to spend the extra 50 to 80 dollars to get a massage by a beautiful women of your choice, there are so many of them, out there, you just got to do the research ranging from 150. 200, some will say I will never pay that much for a massage and he, but yet over and over and over again, you will pay a mid aged asian women, who is more like closer to 50, un attractive and very mechanical, 100.120, 3-4 times a month, you are never going to find the hidden jewel of a gorgeous asian women in these AMP joints, never, they are all the same, they are run the same, allot by the same people, they all come of the boat, never going to find a supermodel in these places or from their, CL, BP, or phoenix ads, there is a reason they always post the same stock photos, they never take their clothes completly off, and if they do they are looking for the 150-200 anyways, cause now they are prostitutes not AMP, its the same thing different place, all the time, believe me I have had my share of these experiences, I would rather have one 200 massage that is highly erotic and very satisfying with a hot girl of my choice, than 10 mid age asian AMP masaages anyday{I can still hear there voices, (tip, tip you give me tip, 70 for the house, tip for me, tip for me, tip for me),to be honest most of them are not worth 40 with a he included, all set with that

Do yourselves a favor like I did for myself, do some research and some trial and error, spend the extra cash and you will find what we all desire, a gorgeous women in the nude pampering us and bringing us to release, they are out there, just got to be willing to go into your pocket a bit deeper, some are mentioned in this forum, some are not, (buy american)

Petedogs

Petedogs - this issue has come up more times that a good woody! I have been of my former attitude where quantity trumped quality. And it was the 'thrill of the hunt' so to speak that ruled the choices. Hey why not go to 3 places for the couple hundred bucks and see what you can get for yourself vs what others got. Or this one looks good..let me TOFTT and see how she is. There is certainly something to be said for this way of doing things and I certainly enjoyed looking through CL, BP, TL and other places looking for that gem. I wouldn't trade that experience. And I did find a few gems that way that I enjoyed until the inevitable came and she left or rotated away.
For me the rotton economy and being out for a while took its toll. I decided as you have suggested that I would rather find a few select ladies to spend time (and a few extra dollars if needed) with where I know what I'm getting and I/we can be comfortable. I have one or two now and am embarking on that trial and error trip to find another couple. And as you I am finding that the American lady (as hard as they are to find) will ultimely provide that experience for me. The frequency may not be as often and the cost may be higher but ultmately the experience will hopefully be one that will last longer. As with anything... in this hobby age, amount of play money and how long you have been at it will all play a role in your choices and path taken.

[Whynot1346]

I'm not down on Whynot1346, but the amount that he paid for a massage. Here's the issue - how much is too much, and how much is acceptable. Most of my life I've enjoyed success, and much of the trappings which accompany wealth. However, I also know that the hobby we enjoy is not cheap. It's good for us, and good for those in the "service" industry. So the more we can be fair, and pay fair prices, the better for the customers. And for the service providers. Just my 2 cents.

I guess it depends on what we are looking for. As I said, I am somewhat new to this hobby and I have not felt as satisfied with any AMP provider than I felt in my 1st session with rachael. So i'm saying that the money i spent was well worth the return that i received from the session. We are all probably looking for something different in this hobby and each service demands different prices.

[HappyDave]

Hello forum,

It's been a while since my last post, although I use this forum as a tool very often,

I am amazed at the fact that that so many members refuse to spend the extra 50 to 80 dollars to get a massage by a beautiful women of your choice, there are so many of them, out there, you just got to do the research ranging from 150. 200, some will say I will never pay that much for a massage and he, but yet over and over and over again, you will pay a mid aged asian women, who is more like closer to 50, un attractive and very mechanical, 100.120, 3-4 times a month, you are never going to find the hidden jewel of a gorgeous asian women in these AMP joints, never, they are all the same, they are run the same, allot by the same people, they all come of the boat, never going to find a supermodel in these places or from their, CL, BP, or phoenix ads, there is a reason they always post the same stock photos, they never take their clothes completly off, and if they do they are looking for the 150-200 anyways, cause now they are prostitutes not AMP, its the same thing different place, all the time, believe me I have had my share of these experiences, I would rather have one 200 massage that is highly erotic and very satisfying with a hot girl of my choice, than 10 mid age asian AMP masaages anyday{I can still hear there voices, (tip, tip you give me tip, 70 for the house, tip for me, tip for me, tip for me),to be honest most of them are not worth 40 with a he included, all set with that

Do yourselves a favor like I did for myself, do some research and some trial and error, spend the extra cash and you will find what we all desire, a gorgeous women in the nude pampering us and bringing us to release, they are out there, just got to be willing to go into your pocket a bit deeper, some are mentioned in this forum, some are not, (buy american)

Petedogs

Very general, could you give us or me specific leads?

[Petedog]

Hello forum,

It's been a while since my last post, although I use this forum as a tool very often,

I am amazed at the fact that that so many members refuse to spend the extra 50 to 80 dollars to get a massage by a beautiful women of your choice, there are so many of them, out there, you just got to do the research ranging from 150. 200, some will say I will never pay that much for a massage and he, but yet over and over and over again, you will pay a mid aged asian women, who is more like closer to 50, un attractive and very mechanical, 100.120, 3-4 times a month, you are never going to find the hidden jewel of a gorgeous asian women in these AMP joints, never, they are all the same, they are run the same, allot by the same people, they all come of the boat, never going to find a supermodel in these places or from their, CL, BP, or phoenix ads, there is a reason they always post the same stock photos, they never take their clothes completly off, and if they do they are looking for the 150-200 anyways, cause now they are prostitutes not AMP, its the same thing different place, all the time, believe me I have had my share of these experiences, I would rather have one 200 massage that is highly erotic and very satisfying with a hot girl of my choice, than 10 mid age asian AMP masaages anyday{I can still hear there voices, (tip, tip you give me tip, 70 for the house, tip for me, tip for me, tip for me),to be honest most of them are not worth 40 with a he included, all set with that

Do yourselves a favor like I did for myself, do some research and some trial and error, spend the extra cash and you will find what we all desire, a gorgeous women in the nude pampering us and bringing us to release, they are out there, just got to be willing to go into your pocket a bit deeper, some are mentioned in this forum, some are not, (buy american)

Petedogs

[Kikyo]

What we do here at this forum is compare notes, who the girl was, what was or was not delivered, and how much. Each forum user takes from what they want off these notes. How much each person pays is up to them.

Eliot Spitzer, Charlie Sheen pays 2000.
Whynot1346 pays 150.
Hank the Dwarf pays 20.
Tiger Woods pays a Subway sandwich.

I'm not down on Whynot1346, but the amount that he paid for a massage. Here's the issue - how much is too much, and how much is acceptable. Most of my life I've enjoyed success, and much of the trappings which accompany wealth. However, I also know that the hobby we enjoy is not cheap. It's good for us, and good for those in the "service" industry. So the more we can be fair, and pay fair prices, the better for the customers. And for the service providers. Just my 2 cents.

[Cazbaa]

Whynot has hit the nail on the head. Just look at all the complaints recently of poor attitude, performance, short time, etc. (especially on the non-asian MP forum) all still costing folks $-$.2 (sometimes even more).

Why not (no pun) pay extra for a memorable "experience" versus "getting a nut" with some less than satisfying provider/AMP? Yes, there are times when getting a nut is just fine but Whynot was obviously looking for more with this particular adventure.

As a newbie, Whynot1346, is off to a good start, IMHO.

ND

I'm not down on Whynot1346, but the amount that he paid for a massage. Here's the issue - how much is too much, and how much is acceptable. Most of my life I've enjoyed success, and much of the trappings which accompany wealth. However, I also know that the hobby we enjoy is not cheap. It's good for us, and good for those in the "service" industry. So the more we can be fair, and pay fair prices, the better for the customers. And for the service providers. Just my 2 cents.

[Boston Ampfan]

Thanks to Diogenesbarrel and Boston Apple for their informative reviews of OMG. I decided to visit today, seeking some relief but also looking for something new and less predictable. Called ahead and set up an afternoon appointment with Lucy.

My first impression on arrival was: Wow, hard to find your way around this building! Second: She is surely a pretty girl. Third: What a small massage area, hardly bigger than the table!

Not much to add to what has been said. She is very pretty, good massage skills, much better than usual ending techniques. She was professional and experienced, not sensual exactly but had all the right moves. Maybe just a little bit rushed. She did not pressure me or complain about my habit of let us say extending the play, pre-launch. Permitted roaming all around... very lovely up on top, where I like it best. .6 and .6.

On my way out, saw another lady who looked quite attractive.

Will see her again.

I notice a few days ago that OMG was reviewed, and thought I'd add my own experience.

Personally, I was pretty happy with the massage, although as the previous reviewer commented, it could have been harder. I'd actually looked on CL under the therapeutic section because I was looking for a massage first and foremost, and if anything else happened I'd be pleased.

As described, it's a professional building (though a bit of a labyrinth to find the right suite). Small room with a pleasant-looking late-30s (possibly early 40s) Asian woman. She was quite polite and professional and had a very sunny disposition. I especially liked that there was no asking if I wanted anything "extra" and no mention of tips. To my mind, this is how it should work. It gives the illusion that she is into giving the HE, and it's all just an understood part of the service. Also, and I think this is key, if she doesn't ask, and doesn't quote a price, so far as I am aware, she's done nothing illegal. She's not charging you for sexual favor, your pleasurable outcome just happens to be a coincidence. Just like if you happen to be one of those women who gets off on a pelvic exam from her doctor, he's not being charged with anything illegal.

I also very much appreciated the fact that she continued with my massage after the finish. I am guessing that the flip happened pretty much a half-hour into things, and it was nice to receive the full hour massage. I also did push the roaming further that the previous reviewer. I was under-bra and under panties and no complaints were expressed. I don't know if other selections are on the menu, but I was pretty pleased with my visit.

Oh, and one last thing. This may just be me, but I like a set-up with an actual massage table, not just a mattress on the floor. It's strikes me as professional ad much more legit. She cares about the cleanliness of her environment.

.6 for the house
.6 tip for a lovely massage
Looks - 7.5
Attitude - 9
Environment - 8
Overall Experience - 9

[Boston Ampfan]

If Amy is still @ Lavender as I write this, I do not expect her to be there much longer. She is a sweetie whose heart is in another place. I have thoroughly enjoyed my time with her and have not experienced the mid-session, 'get off the table to pay up' experience. But this is nothing if not a YMMV business, as we are reminded again and again.

Went to Lavender in Somerville last weekend. Walked in without an appointment and an older woman came out to greet me. Asked me if I could wait 10 minutes. I said sure and she stuck me in that big room/waiting area they have. I end up sitting there for about 20 minutes and ready to leave when this young pretty girl, Amy, says she's ready for me. I told her I wanted an hour and she looked disappointed. I think she was probably tired after working all day. She seems new at giving massage but is pretty good. Phone rang a couple of times and someone walked in but she didn't have to have to respond to any of those. She was mine for the whole hour. She ended up working on me while I was facedown for about 45 minutes. No teasing at all. She had me turn over. Still no draping. She starts working on my legs and then chest and finally points and she says "you want massage there too?" Of course I do. Then the price war starts. She wants 60. I counter with 40. Then she starts with a sob story 20 for the massage, 40 for her that's 60. "Didn't I do a good job" "You give me 60". After going back and forth and insisting I'm not giving her 60 I finally tell her she doesn't have to massage Jr. Now I think she's getting worried she's not getting any tip at all and agrees to the 40. I said okay and she asks for the tip right then and there. I get up off the table and have to hand her 40. Very uninspiring HE. Sometimes one hand, sometimes both hands. I look up and see her looking around the room. And then I go to move my hand to her ass and she says "no touch". After the entire massage is done she starts to hit me up for another 20. She asks me if I want water but at that point I'm so pissed off I want to hightail it out of there. As I'm getting dressed she brings me a cup of water that I don't even drink and she follows me out offering me candy. I have never been so pissed off after getting a massage and will never go back there.

[Newday53]

Whynot has hit the nail on the head. Just look at all the complaints recently of poor attitude, performance, short time, etc. (especially on the non-asian MP forum) all still costing folks $-$.2 (sometimes even more).

Why not (no pun) pay extra for a memorable "experience" versus "getting a nut" with some less than satisfying provider/AMP? Yes, there are times when getting a nut is just fine but Whynot was obviously looking for more with this particular adventure.

As a newbie, Whynot1346, is off to a good start, IMHO.

ND

I'm saying $150 was money well spent for a session with Rachael. This is not an AMP location, but an independent that goes way above and beyond. (not FS) Personally, I'd rather pay $150 for a clean & private session with an attractive provider that gives you what you want, then pay 70 + 40 tip for an AMP location that you have to deal with attitudes, tip hassle and only decent looks from a provider. In my opinion.

[Olepapa]

It all depeds on what you like and can afford. Some guys like Corollas and are happy with that then others want a Lexus. For a girl like Rachael $150 is to be expected. I take it you haven't been with her otherwise I don't think you would say " you've got some learning to do". Granted there are some good massages to be had for $100, the best one I ever had was $60 + $40. I also had a bad one for $150, no tip. Somehow I get the feeling if Whynot1346 was a senior member you wouldn't be so critical. I could be wrong but I don't hink so.

In fairness to Cazzbaa, he has to experience a session with Rachael to understand. I can't speak for the other girls, since I do not know who that is. Prior to my first session with Rachael, my reaction would have been quite similar, i.e. that's too much money for a HE. It only takes one session with Rachael to convince you otherwise. Those of us who have experienced her can try to put it into words all we want, but I doubt we can ever describe the sensations sufficiently to convince the others she is well worth her fee.