CookyJar's Streetwalker Photos

[Intelius]

Try not to be so judgmental. Enjoy the fantasy.

CookyJar

Amen!!

[CookyJar]

…The sagging tits beyond reproach, the stretch marks, my God, WTF?...

PC out

Is that all that’s bothering you? Shit! We can fit that.

How’s that? Better? Would you fuck her now? Yes! No! What if I told you that the service was horrible and she stinks to high heaven? What if I told you she shoots-up between her toes? How do you like Amy now? Would this new improved model be more to your liking? Is she clean enough for you now? I could change the face if that’s still a problem for you. I could give her blond hair and blue eyes, a big ass, pearly white teeth, hi-heel shoes, and a white wedding gown. The problem with this is; search as hard as you might, but you wouldn’t be able to find her.

I am not trying to change your idea of what a good looking date looks like. I am not trying to change you opinion of Amy. I am trying to get you to see this from my perspective. Be realistic. Had Amy been walking down the street naked when I saw her, it is likely that I wouldn’t have picked her up. I didn’t have the luxury you now have. I hate to think of all of the good fucks I would have missed out on if I had seen the girl naked before picking her up. A girl doesn’t have to be beautiful to give good head.

Try not to be so judgmental. Enjoy the fantasy.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

…I've stated here before my affinity for thick SWs and was she all that and then some. Nice big cafe au lait jugs, a little jiggly belly and a big old round ass and hips that I knew I had to get up in.

Dirty Deluxe,

I recently ran into an old friend of mine, Jennifer. I thought since you like them big, you might like her. She is usually found on or near Old York Road.

We’ve known each other for a few years. I have done a number of post on her, including a few threesomes. She has been away for awhile and has gained a little weight. If you are into bigems, she is a nice date.

Here are a few links to some of my previous post on Jennifer, when she was small. This link For the Big Girl Lovers was my last post on Jennifer. We’ve done threesomes The Series, Part three - Jennifer & Sophia and Coleta and the Translator. Jennifer has always had a really nice ass. Take a look at That's a fine Behind and That's still a fine Behind. Sure she has gotten a little big, but she was always good to me, so I plan to give her a pay whenever I can. Friends don’t let a little weight and time get between them. Do they?

CookyJar

[Tonto2037]

ROFLMBAS

CookyJar

Except you forgot the "kuk, kuk, ku, kuk" or however he finished that line!!

[CookyJar]

I don't know how awesome it is, but it is true. I could have said:

I'm CookyJar the sailor man, " I am what I am and that's what I am."

ROFLMBAS

CookyJar

ROFLMBAS

CookyJar

[TheyCallMeHawk]

[QUOTE=CookyJar]I don't know how awesome it is, but it is true. I could have said:

I'm CookyJar the sailor man, " I am what I am and that's what I am."

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[CookyJar]

Thats awesome...lol

I don't know how awesome it is, but it is true. I could have said:

I'm CookyJar the sailor man, " I am what I am and that's what I am."

ROFLMBAS

CookyJar

[TheyCallMeHawk]

“I am CookyJar.”

I do what I do. I don’t bullshit.

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Thats awesome...lol

[CookyJar]

An out-of state monger, who was visiting the K, PMed me and told me he had been standing with Rachel (Kylie) on the K on Sunday, and she told him: "There goes Supereloquent," as a very recognizable vehicle passed the corner where they were both standing. I found this very curious for several reasons: 1. I wasn't on the K on Sunday. 2. Even though I have dated Rachel/Kylie before, I never mentioned my screen name to her (nor to anyone for that matter; I prefer to keep a low profile), and I doubt that, even if I had, that she would have remembered what I looked like or what I drove 3.The vehicle described to me was known to me to belong to another monger who frequents the Ave, whose vehicle is quite distinguishable, and who seems to be well known to many of the other SWs, because many have pointed out this same very recognizable vehicle to me.

I don't know what to conclude from this other than a few possibilities: 1. Rachel/Kylie is just out-to-lunch, and was trying to impress? this guy that she knows me? (I would be flattered in such instance, but knowing me hardly has the "cachet" of knowing Kevin Costner, or someone like that, LOL) 2. The guy in question told Rachel/Kylie that he was I? 3. Rachel/Kylie thought she heard someone else say that I was this guy?

In any event, I don't tell people who I am…

A very usually thing happened to me last weekend. (Or was it the week before?) Anyway! I was driving the Kensington Avenue stroll, near the Dunkin Donuts, when I saw me up ahead. (Or at least I thought it was me.) I was pulling over and picking up an older WSW. As I passed by me, I took a quick peek at me. The funny thing was, I didn’t look like me. But, it had to be me, because I was driving a very familiar and highly recognizable vehicle. I hope I enjoyed the WSW I picked up.

I don't know what to conclude from this other than a few possibilities: 1. I was out to lunch, and was trying to impress me. 2. I don’t know me when I see me. 3. Or, I drive a car that is very recognizable, like all of the other cars that are very recognizable made by the manufacturer who made millions of very recognizable cars.

In any event (just like Supereloquent), I don't tell people who I am. I don’t go around telling people, “Hi, I’m CookyJar.” Thank about it, how dumb does this sound for a pick-up line, “Hi ya Babe, I’m CookyJar from USASexGuide. Wanna fuck.” Does anyone think I’m really that dopey? “Hi I’m CookyJar.”

Like Supereloquent, I too have dated Rachel/Kylie, she has been in my car and she knows me as “CookyJar.” Why would she be telling some out of state dude, hey, "There goes Supereloquent." I could understand if she had said, “Hey, there goes Elvis.” At any rate, we know she couldn’t have mistaken me for Supereloquent. It’s obvious that the driver of the very recognizable car must have been white for her to think it was Supereloquent. If it had been a black guy driving the very recognizable vehicle why would she mistake him for Supereloquent. Perhaps she didn’t see the driver, just the very recognizable vehicle.


I’ve been doing this for about 5 years now. I’ve been going down to Kensington Ave and over to Broadway in Camden to take pictures. I’ve met a number of very nice, highly intelligent ladies during this time. Some of these ladies had or had use of a computer or a cell phone with internet access. Some of these ladies were probably smart enough to put 2 plus 2 together and figure out that the guy who took their pictures and placed them on the USASexGuide site was the guy using the User Name “CookyJar.” Other, not as smart, girls may have received this same information from their smarter girlfriends or dumber dates. Most of you would be surprised at the number of girls who know me or know of me by the name “CookyJar.” On first meetings, I have girl saying, “I know you, you’re CookyJar. You take pictures.” I could lie and say, “No! I’m FreakLikDat.” What sense would that make? Why lie? What the hell, “I am CookyJar.”

I do what I do. I don’t bullshit.

It wasn’t me.

CookyJar.

[Baldy Cruiser]

Great pics Cooky.
Luv the reports.

BALDY CRUISER

[La Chic]

Cooky, thanks for posting that report on Maria. It reinforces everything I believe and have reported on her. She is an absolute manipulator and scam artist. She does not belong on the Ave. and simply has to GO! I hope fellow mongers take note of this and other negative reviews of her and refuse to patronize her. You will only get grief and disappointment.

Be Safe and Cautious!

La Chic

[CookyJar]

…Some gals just get fat around the middle
… one of the first things I learned is that life is almost always hard, and is very rarely fair.

Some guys get fat around the middle, too.

What Kindergarten did you go to? My mom didn’t send me to Kindergarten; she said I didn’t need to learn how to play. Explains a lot, huh!

Thank you.
…I still can only post and reply in my own threads, but that probably is just as well. The reasons for this have been fully explained to my satisfaction.

Why the big secret? Why can’t you comment in other threads?

Let’s say you wanted to comment on someone’s nice pictures posted in a Florida thread. You’d have to post the comment in one of your threads, right? How would the Florida poster know about your comments?

No one else (that I know of) has ever been restricted in this manner. I cannot see how it would benefit the forum to restrict members in this manner.

What’s the skinny, what’s the scoop? Inquiring minds would like to know.

BTW – Holly is a nice find. Love them tits.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

I wouldn’t fuck this girl with your dick.

No one has ever had a good date with this girl and no one ever will. YOU MILEAGE WILL NOT VERY.

CookyJar

For those of you who don't RIF. Maria is the HSW in this picture.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Later as I sat in my car, I thought about what had just happened. Maria had rushed a BJ that she wasn’t even given. She had cock-blocked my date with Ashley. And she had gotten me evicted. WTF


Would I let Maria suck my dick if her life depended on it? Probably not! YMMV (But, don’t count on it.)

CookyJar

Maria is a predator, a scammer, there is nothing funny about this girl. She’s getting worst. Soon she is going to get desperate, as more and more guys turn her down. Who knows what she will be capable of doing in order to get money.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Cooky! Freaklikdat! What were you guy's thinking? Chena aka Maria is the worlds worst. She is a scam artist to the nth degree.

…She pleaded no knowledge of this site, which I find hard to believe. Then she put on her pouty, "Woe is me" face and begged for a date. I reiterated my reasons for not dating her and asked to exit the car. I did have a good laugh reading Freaklikdat's report. Her BBBJ with teeth left a hickey on my dick for a week. Bottom line-she has to go!

Be Safe!

La Chic

What I was thinking.

I was driving down the avenue, the very next day after my date with Alexis and Ashley. I was hoping to find one or both girls for a nice date at a good hotel. At the very least I was hoping to get together with Alexis and her amazing tongue for a date at the Carlyle.

About a block pass the seven/eleven I see two girls crossing the street. I half recognized Maria. My real attention was on the other girl, could it be? Darn it! It was! It was Ashley. I pulled over in the middle of the block, in a parking spot. Both Maria and Ashley continued to cross over and walked up to my car. Maria took the lead. I look pass Maria to Ashley for some sigh of recognition. She spoke when I spoke to her, but continued to let Maria do most of the talking. Ashley did not appear to be hi, she just meekly stood back and let Maria do all of the negotiating.

Maria started off, straight to the point, “I’ve heard you’ve said some bad things about me.” “Yes I did. Others have complained about you, too,” Was my reply. She asked if I wanted to date both of them together. I told her to get in and we’d talk. Maria asked me what I had said about her. I told her the truth. I said that she rushes her dates and didn’t provide good service. I left it at that and started to negotiate with Ashley, who was sitting in the backseat. Maria interrupted, asking what I would pay for both girls. I negotiated with both girls for the same deal that I had negotiated with Ashley and Alexis the day before.

We went to a $10 room off of the Avenue. This location was way better than the one we had been to the day before and I was looking forward to another go a Ashley. If Maria’s service improved, so be it. I wasn’t counting on that. I had Ashley on my mind and nothing more. I would take some pictures and then offer Ashley a nice upgrade. That was my plan. That did not happen.

What did happen was:

After the picture session, I offered Ashley an upgrade which she accepted. She climbs down between my legs and started a nice slow BBBJ. Maria was sitting on the side of the bed. After about 30 seconds, of Ashley blowing me, Maria asked, are you (she was speaking to me) ready to cum. WTF. Then at about one minute Maria goes, “Aren’t you tired Ashley.” Either Ashley hadn’t heard Maria or she was ignoring her because she kept on giving me lots of head action. I told Maria to be quiet and leave us alone. She says to me, “Hurry-up she needs to stop, she can’t keep going like that.” A few seconds more and Maria interrupted us again, “Ashley are you tired.” Finally Ashley answers, “Yes, But I still get paid right.” I set up on the end of the bed, disgusted and out of the mood. I pulled the still naked Ashley up to me and asked, “Do you remember me?” She said ,”No.”

While I was talking to Ashley, Maria left the room. I got up to lock the door behind Maria and saw her going down the steps. I started getting dressed as I talked to Ashley. She had no idea who I was. I reminded her by asking her if she knew Alexis. She remembered. As we (Ashley and I) were getting dress, Maria returned. Shortly after Maria entered the room there was a knock on the door. The dude that rented us the room was at the door. He said we had to go because his sister was on her way home. (Bull Shit) Ashley and I were getting dressed and about to leave anyway so I didn’t need to reply.

Ashley was ready to leave with me, when Maria stopped her. She said they didn’t have to go, just me. Ashley still wanted to go with me. She was already to go but Maria talked her into staying, saying something about drugs. Ashley looked at me torn between her desire to leave and her desire for drugs. (I wanted to tell Ashley that she could get drug almost anywhere on the Avenue. And, that if she stayed with Maria, Maria would likely scam her out of her money.) When I left, Maria was seated on the bed sucking on a crack pipe and Ashley was standing in the middle of the room watching me leave. Before I left, I told Maria not to worry, I would be writing a review to go with the pictures. She said, “I don’t care.”

On my way out I asked the dude who rented us the room to walk me out. He asked me what had happened. I said, “Nothing.” He said, “If there was a problem, I can fix it.” I had no idea what he was talking about. Whatever Maria had told him, I didn’t want to know. I was angry enough.

Later as I sat in my car, I thought about what had just happened. Maria had rushed a BJ that she wasn’t even given. She had cock-blocked my date with Ashley. And she had gotten me evicted. WTF


Would I let Maria suck my dick if her life depended on it? Probably not! YMMV (But, don’t count on it.)

CookyJar