Massage Parlor Reports

[Gopher88]

It is the MEXICO STEAK HOUSE 2983 S.Archer tel.773-254-5151. If you are in the area, stop in. You won't be disappointed.

Thanks JohnnyBeBad for that little info about the MEXICO STEAK HOUSE on Archer I have never seen it before. Good food ? Let me know I'll give it a try. Not sure Ruby's then lunch are lunch then Ruby's Thanks

[HenrySmall]

After seeing post to the effect that Oki Doki Spa had closed and then perhaps reopened. And seeing them advertise on CL, I decided to check them out. Popped over around 6PM after work. Called ahead and was told to come on in. The downside here is that Oki Doki is on a busy hipster-filled stretch of Chicago Ave filled with trendy bars and restaurants so it's hard to maintain a low profile. Upon entering I swear one of this ladies in the front was dressed in a slutty nurse costume. She took my 40/hhr + 10/ts and introduced me to Annie who was dressed casually and wearing a clinical looking lab coat. Annie is average looking but seems to be quite young, perhaps no older than early to mid-30s. Hard to get a read on the body but definitely thin. Annie was very nice and personable, had me get ready in the very well appointed massage room as she prepped the ts. Ts was quite good. Very clean. No real overt tease but certainly no avoiding of the area as well. I asked for a light touch massage so I can't comment on the massage quality in a therapeutic sense. Everything undraped of course. Annie softly caressed and slightly teased in a very relaxing manner. On the flip the same continued and the teasing increased. Extra points for her hair sweeping lightly over the goods. Took a little cajoling to go in for the HE but it was delivered quite well. Left the standard 40. And was quite satisfied. If they stick around, I'll be back.

[Chi Guy]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The Bakery

Took me awhile to figure where that place was because no one would ever give specific directions.

Once I found it, it was an amazing place

Oh, yes, the Bakery. Easily one of my all time top ten places. My favorite was Lindsey. She'd always come in and visit me in the sauna and start the foreplay in there.

[JohnnyBeBad]

Mexican Steak House? I never seen any steak house by Ruby's. The other guy Silvio said it is a code? If it's noe a steak house what does is it mean?

It is the MEXICO STEAK HOUSE 2983 S.Archer tel.773-254-5151. If you are in the area, stop in. You won't be disappointed.

[High Riser]

The big head had a nice strong buzz on late last night and had the little head call a cell number that was collecting a little dust. I wanted to catch a girl after hours in her apt but when she answered she told me the spa was open and I had to go there.

I'm greeted by Papasan and he tells me Lisa will be available in 10 minutes. i go upstairs and help myself to a Bud Light and watch the China News station for 20 minutes. Lisa comes out of a room with her customer and walks him downstairs. This takes another 10 minutes and my buzz is now turning into a headache.

i haven't seen Lisa in a while. She use to be my ATF but I just got tired of the bull. When she comes back she tells me to take the T/S afterwards which is normally a good sign.

She starts with a very uninspired massage and tells me that she's too tired to do massage because she was at the casino. Do I want anything else?

I tell her F/S, she says $200. WTF, I'm not paying $275 all day. I tell her it used to be $150 at apartment and $175 at spa. She says she has condo. I said good I brought one too. She means that she now has to pay for a condominium and no longer has the apartment.

Reality prevails and I end up dropping $. with her. The session ended up being a DFF experience and she new it. When were done with that chore we go fo the T/S. After a 5 minute table shower I hear, done!

The buzz is gone and the headache is raging.

Paid for an hour, got 45 minutes after waiting 30 minutes. At the top of the stairs she tells me that she loves me and misses me and I should call her all the time. I told her tonight was a bad night and I don't want to come back. She tells me that she's sorry and next time I can come to condo.

I didn't even ask where the condo is at, has anyone been there? Please PM if you have. I should know better but......

Thanks,

HR

[Tiger45]

I have had the worst treatment ever at an MP at Galaxy. I was in mood for a Latina and based on on prior reports, I asked for Vanessa. I was told that she went out for lunch and would be back in an hour. I waste an hour and come back, older blonde woman at counter says, are you one that called for Vanessa. I said yes, and she told me that she is waiting for you. So I get undressed and after a while, they tell me table shower is broken, though I had specifically asked if $60 included table shower. They tell me that there is a stand up shower that I can take myself while I wait for Vanessa, who is now at store. I should have asked for my money then. Then I go back to room, older blonde woman and a young Latina woman are talking loudly, and I am told that it is Vanessa on the phone and she wants to know my name, whether I have been there before, the name of the person that recommended her. Then I'm told, after I have waited an hour and a half that she will not be available. So I am told that either the old blonde or the young Latina can massage me. I am told that the young Latina, who said her name was something like Julie, was good. So like an idiot, I go for it and I am tortured with a mediocre back massage, glutes completely ignored and then she covers me on the flip. Does a little leg massage and then its Adios Amigo. We're done. What about finish I ask? Massage only I am told and am shot down after offering $40. I went to find that blonde but she was gone and somebody new was upfront. I should have demanded my $ back as soon as I found out that they lied to me and told me Vanessa was there when she wasn't. I'll never give this place a try again. So I went over to that place on Grand ave in Bensenville to tried and true Katrina. Same old same old but she got the job done. Tried to get more but she is doing hand only. And like before, she jumped ship before my little boat had made it fully into the harbor, even though I asked her, please don't stop. She runs over to the sink to wash it off her hands like its poison. She is cute but that is second time that she has done that and I hate it. So I am through there as well.

[Gopher88]

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

Mexican Steak House? I never seen any steak house by Ruby's. The other guy Silvio said it is a code? If it's noe a steak house what does is it mean?

[SpokenOne69]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The Bakery

Took me awhile to figure where that place was because no one would ever give specific directions.

Once I found it, it was an amazing place

[Silvio]

Tell me about the Mex Steak house Good ? prices? Address? Ruby's nice great service all the girls know why your there. I like Sherry cute allways wares a short dress Uses ton's of oil. Judy's nice too. Hong Kong Big girls in Spandex If you like big girls this is the place for you.

What steak house? Is that code for something. I think you meant to ask JohnnyBeBad about the steakhouse.

[Gopher88]

I cant speak for Hong Kong but I can for Ruby. My ATF was Lei Lei from Ruby. She was the most attentive, fun and sensual spa gal since the days of Jenny at The Bakery. Any of you seniors remember her. Lei Lei has disappeared and dont know where she went. Most of the girls there will take care of you but I have been back since last summer since my ATF left.

Tell me about the Mex Steak house Good ? prices? Address? Ruby's nice great service all the girls know why your there. I like Sherry cute allways wares a short dress Uses ton's of oil. Judy's nice too. Hong Kong Big girls in Spandex If you like big girls this is the place for you.

[Whiskey Priest]

TOFTT. Had an appointment with the girl in orange, believe her name is Beonka? Massage: 5

Looks: You can tell

Clean: 7

Extras: ZERO, you get a table bath, not table shower. Makes you feel like your in a hospital.

This girl has no clue what she is doing. The second girl in the pictures in pink is the owner Carissa. She claims she's been to school, though when you talk anatomy, she is clueless.

I will not return, oh and lastly. Beonka's boyfriend sits outside. They fight everytime she finishes with a client.

Why don't you give these guys a try too: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1722206768.html

They started out as what appeared to be a typical "oh we're so hot and young, come to us..." and we'll tease you and your wallet. Researching the numbers associated with that location just fed the fire of suspicion.

About a month ago, this same location started advertising new mgmt, all asian, etc etc. I called, once, expecting the mamasan/papasan to answer, but I think I got Snooki. I assumed the asian spin was just their new attempt at tricking in business.

I happened to drive past there this weekend. A few asian guys outside scrapping the painted easter bunny and tulips off the window.

I'm waiting to see of the windows get painted over or foiled before I even consider setting foot in the place.

[Silvio]

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

I cant speak for Hong Kong but I can for Ruby. My ATF was Lei Lei from Ruby. She was the most attentive, fun and sensual spa gal since the days of Jenny at The Bakery. Any of you seniors remember her. Lei Lei has disappeared and dont know where she went. Most of the girls there will take care of you but I haven't been back since last summer since my ATF left.

[Silvio]

Mengzi. You are absolutely right. I have heard the same thing. It's been said before on this forum, there's a reason the table shower was invented. IMHO, it should not be necessary. We can wash ourselves. The table shower should be just an erotic addition to whatever comes next. I always shower before I head out. Always. Breath mints too. You know what rotten fish smells like after decomposing in your stomach since last night? And a dose of acid reflux on top of that? You can't smell it, but everyone else can. We stink. Our clothes too.

Say what you want about our Asian friends, they are incredibly clean. Never caught a whiff off one of them. We should all return the favor. We owe these girls.

And Mengzi, you are dead on with the details.

I agree with the above especially about the tableshower. I have yet to have to need a table shower before my appointment. I always prepare myself as if it were a date. In reality it really is a date. Actually even better than a date. How many times have you gone on a date and gotten anywhere near to being satisfied for the night. I thought so. Its just common sense. You ask these girls to perform acts your girlfriend wouldnt do so its only fair you treat them with some courtesy and at least wash the bunghole. Seriously fellas lets not bring the experience down for them either by being nasty and funky. Wash you asses dammit.

[JohnnyBeBad]

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

[Gooch]

Fred,
I still say decide for yourself. Natalie is not at all chubby. Looks are really a matter of preference, but to be honest, I coudn't choose between the two based on looks. Overall, service is better with Tiff. Again, that's an opinion.

I'm a regular with tiff.

Just wondering if natalie would be a better change of scenery.