Massage Parlor Reports

**High Riser** · 05-05-10 05:30

The big head had a nice strong buzz on late last night and had the little head call a cell number that was collecting a little dust. I wanted to catch a girl after hours in her apt but when she answered she told me the spa was open and I had to go there.

I'm greeted by Papasan and he tells me Lisa will be available in 10 minutes. i go upstairs and help myself to a Bud Light and watch the China News station for 20 minutes. Lisa comes out of a room with her customer and walks him downstairs. This takes another 10 minutes and my buzz is now turning into a headache.

i haven't seen Lisa in a while. She use to be my ATF but I just got tired of the bull. When she comes back she tells me to take the T/S afterwards which is normally a good sign.

She starts with a very uninspired massage and tells me that she's too tired to do massage because she was at the casino. Do I want anything else?

I tell her F/S, she says $200. WTF, I'm not paying $275 all day. I tell her it used to be $150 at apartment and $175 at spa. She says she has condo. I said good I brought one too. She means that she now has to pay for a condominium and no longer has the apartment.

Reality prevails and I end up dropping $. with her. The session ended up being a DFF experience and she new it. When were done with that chore we go fo the T/S. After a 5 minute table shower I hear, done!

The buzz is gone and the headache is raging.

Paid for an hour, got 45 minutes after waiting 30 minutes. At the top of the stairs she tells me that she loves me and misses me and I should call her all the time. I told her tonight was a bad night and I don't want to come back. She tells me that she's sorry and next time I can come to condo.

I didn't even ask where the condo is at, has anyone been there? Please PM if you have. I should know better but......

Thanks,

HR

**Tiger45** · 05-04-10 22:07

I have had the worst treatment ever at an MP at Galaxy. I was in mood for a Latina and based on on prior reports, I asked for Vanessa. I was told that she went out for lunch and would be back in an hour. I waste an hour and come back, older blonde woman at counter says, are you one that called for Vanessa. I said yes, and she told me that she is waiting for you. So I get undressed and after a while, they tell me table shower is broken, though I had specifically asked if $60 included table shower. They tell me that there is a stand up shower that I can take myself while I wait for Vanessa, who is now at store. I should have asked for my money then. Then I go back to room, older blonde woman and a young Latina woman are talking loudly, and I am told that it is Vanessa on the phone and she wants to know my name, whether I have been there before, the name of the person that recommended her. Then I'm told, after I have waited an hour and a half that she will not be available. So I am told that either the old blonde or the young Latina can massage me. I am told that the young Latina, who said her name was something like Julie, was good. So like an idiot, I go for it and I am tortured with a mediocre back massage, glutes completely ignored and then she covers me on the flip. Does a little leg massage and then its Adios Amigo. We're done. What about finish I ask? Massage only I am told and am shot down after offering $40. I went to find that blonde but she was gone and somebody new was upfront. I should have demanded my $ back as soon as I found out that they lied to me and told me Vanessa was there when she wasn't. I'll never give this place a try again. So I went over to that place on Grand ave in Bensenville to tried and true Katrina. Same old same old but she got the job done. Tried to get more but she is doing hand only. And like before, she jumped ship before my little boat had made it fully into the harbor, even though I asked her, please don't stop. She runs over to the sink to wash it off her hands like its poison. She is cute but that is second time that she has done that and I hate it. So I am through there as well.

**Gopher88** · 05-04-10 19:46

Originally Posted by JohnnyBeBad

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

Mexican Steak House? I never seen any steak house by Ruby's. The other guy Silvio said it is a code? If it's noe a steak house what does is it mean?

**SpokenOne69** · 05-04-10 17:40

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The Bakery

Took me awhile to figure where that place was because no one would ever give specific directions.

Once I found it, it was an amazing place

**Silvio** · 05-04-10 14:37

Originally Posted by Gopher88

Tell me about the Mex Steak house Good ? prices? Address? Ruby's nice great service all the girls know why your there. I like Sherry cute allways wares a short dress Uses ton's of oil. Judy's nice too. Hong Kong Big girls in Spandex If you like big girls this is the place for you.

What steak house? Is that code for something. I think you meant to ask JohnnyBeBad about the steakhouse.

**Gopher88** · 05-04-10 11:46

Originally Posted by Silvio

I cant speak for Hong Kong but I can for Ruby. My ATF was Lei Lei from Ruby. She was the most attentive, fun and sensual spa gal since the days of Jenny at The Bakery. Any of you seniors remember her. Lei Lei has disappeared and dont know where she went. Most of the girls there will take care of you but I have been back since last summer since my ATF left.

Tell me about the Mex Steak house Good ? prices? Address? Ruby's nice great service all the girls know why your there. I like Sherry cute allways wares a short dress Uses ton's of oil. Judy's nice too. Hong Kong Big girls in Spandex If you like big girls this is the place for you.

**Whiskey Priest** · 05-04-10 10:17

Originally Posted by Hauss4069

TOFTT. Had an appointment with the girl in orange, believe her name is Beonka? Massage: 5

Looks: You can tell

Clean: 7

Extras: ZERO, you get a table bath, not table shower. Makes you feel like your in a hospital.

This girl has no clue what she is doing. The second girl in the pictures in pink is the owner Carissa. She claims she's been to school, though when you talk anatomy, she is clueless.

I will not return, oh and lastly. Beonka's boyfriend sits outside. They fight everytime she finishes with a client.

Why don't you give these guys a try too: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1722206768.html

They started out as what appeared to be a typical "oh we're so hot and young, come to us..." and we'll tease you and your wallet. Researching the numbers associated with that location just fed the fire of suspicion.

About a month ago, this same location started advertising new mgmt, all asian, etc etc. I called, once, expecting the mamasan/papasan to answer, but I think I got Snooki. I assumed the asian spin was just their new attempt at tricking in business.

I happened to drive past there this weekend. A few asian guys outside scrapping the painted easter bunny and tulips off the window.

I'm waiting to see of the windows get painted over or foiled before I even consider setting foot in the place.

**Silvio** · 05-04-10 09:12

Originally Posted by JohnnyBeBad

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

I cant speak for Hong Kong but I can for Ruby. My ATF was Lei Lei from Ruby. She was the most attentive, fun and sensual spa gal since the days of Jenny at The Bakery. Any of you seniors remember her. Lei Lei has disappeared and dont know where she went. Most of the girls there will take care of you but I haven't been back since last summer since my ATF left.

**Silvio** · 05-04-10 09:07

Originally Posted by Paleface

Mengzi. You are absolutely right. I have heard the same thing. It's been said before on this forum, there's a reason the table shower was invented. IMHO, it should not be necessary. We can wash ourselves. The table shower should be just an erotic addition to whatever comes next. I always shower before I head out. Always. Breath mints too. You know what rotten fish smells like after decomposing in your stomach since last night? And a dose of acid reflux on top of that? You can't smell it, but everyone else can. We stink. Our clothes too.

Say what you want about our Asian friends, they are incredibly clean. Never caught a whiff off one of them. We should all return the favor. We owe these girls.

And Mengzi, you are dead on with the details.

I agree with the above especially about the tableshower. I have yet to have to need a table shower before my appointment. I always prepare myself as if it were a date. In reality it really is a date. Actually even better than a date. How many times have you gone on a date and gotten anywhere near to being satisfied for the night. I thought so. Its just common sense. You ask these girls to perform acts your girlfriend wouldnt do so its only fair you treat them with some courtesy and at least wash the bunghole. Seriously fellas lets not bring the experience down for them either by being nasty and funky. Wash you asses dammit.

**JohnnyBeBad** · 05-04-10 08:57

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

**Gooch** · 05-04-10 08:06

Fred,
I still say decide for yourself. Natalie is not at all chubby. Looks are really a matter of preference, but to be honest, I coudn't choose between the two based on looks. Overall, service is better with Tiff. Again, that's an opinion.

Originally Posted by FredRoger

I'm a regular with tiff.

Just wondering if natalie would be a better change of scenery.

**Paleface** · 05-03-10 22:26

Originally Posted by Mengzi

I make it a point, every time I visit the amp girls to be freshly bathed before I go in, even if I plan to get a ts. Frequently, the girls tell me 'oh you so clean' or something similar with the same import. So............apparently a lot of you horny mongers are getting massages with serious BO that you can't smell but others can. They're always telling me how fonky some of you guys are.
Maybe that's why they sometimes seem rushed or why they're looking away so much of the time. Wash inside your ass crack. If you're not circumcised pull the skin back and scrub the head clean all the while using soap. Oh btw try using breath mints--regular bad breath smells even worse than their garlic breath. They will show their appreciation

Mengzi. You are absolutely right. I have heard the same thing. It's been said before on this forum, there's a reason the table shower was invented. IMHO, it should not be necessary. We can wash ourselves. The table shower should be just an erotic addition to whatever comes next. I always shower before I head out. Always. Breath mints too. You know what rotten fish smells like after decomposing in your stomach since last night? And a dose of acid reflux on top of that? You can't smell it, but everyone else can. We stink. Our clothes too.

Say what you want about our Asian friends, they are incredibly clean. Never caught a whiff off one of them. We should all return the favor. We owe these girls.

And Mengzi, you are dead on with the details.

**Nicky Forza** · 05-03-10 13:56

I make it a point, every time I visit the amp girls to be freshly bathed before I go in, even if I plan to get a ts. Frequently, the girls tell me 'oh you so clean' or something similar with the same import. So............apparently a lot of you horny mongers are getting massages with serious BO that you can't smell but others can. They're always telling me how fonky some of you guys are.
Maybe that's why they sometimes seem rushed or why they're looking away so much of the time. Wash inside your ass crack. If you're not circumcised pull the skin back and scrub the head clean all the while using soap. Oh btw try using breath mints--regular bad breath smells even worse than their garlic breath. They will show their appreciation

**Pengansai** · 05-03-10 13:03

Originally Posted by Luv Nooke2

Has anyone been to Alice's on Green St. recently? Are they open again? Last time I stopped by was almost a month ago and they were still closed. Thanks.

Luv

Don't know about Green Street, but Alice's in the mall is worth trying. Ask for Angela. Big tits, fun attitude and great service.

P

**Hauss4069** · 05-03-10 13:01

Originally Posted by Exoticcar

HMM interesting

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...uburbs/5368578

TOFTT. Had an appointment with the girl in orange, believe her name is Beonka? Massage: 5

Looks: You can tell

Clean: 7

Extras: ZERO, you get a table bath, not table shower. Makes you feel like your in a hospital.

This girl has no clue what she is doing. The second girl in the pictures in pink is the owner Carissa. She claims she's been to school, though when you talk anatomy, she is clueless.

I will not return, oh and lastly. Beonka's boyfriend sits outside. They fight everytime she finishes with a client.