Massage Parlor Reports

[Silvio]

Tell me about the Mex Steak house Good ? prices? Address? Ruby's nice great service all the girls know why your there. I like Sherry cute allways wares a short dress Uses ton's of oil. Judy's nice too. Hong Kong Big girls in Spandex If you like big girls this is the place for you.

What steak house? Is that code for something. I think you meant to ask JohnnyBeBad about the steakhouse.

[Gopher88]

I cant speak for Hong Kong but I can for Ruby. My ATF was Lei Lei from Ruby. She was the most attentive, fun and sensual spa gal since the days of Jenny at The Bakery. Any of you seniors remember her. Lei Lei has disappeared and dont know where she went. Most of the girls there will take care of you but I have been back since last summer since my ATF left.

Tell me about the Mex Steak house Good ? prices? Address? Ruby's nice great service all the girls know why your there. I like Sherry cute allways wares a short dress Uses ton's of oil. Judy's nice too. Hong Kong Big girls in Spandex If you like big girls this is the place for you.

[Whiskey Priest]

TOFTT. Had an appointment with the girl in orange, believe her name is Beonka? Massage: 5

Looks: You can tell

Clean: 7

Extras: ZERO, you get a table bath, not table shower. Makes you feel like your in a hospital.

This girl has no clue what she is doing. The second girl in the pictures in pink is the owner Carissa. She claims she's been to school, though when you talk anatomy, she is clueless.

I will not return, oh and lastly. Beonka's boyfriend sits outside. They fight everytime she finishes with a client.

Why don't you give these guys a try too: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1722206768.html

They started out as what appeared to be a typical "oh we're so hot and young, come to us..." and we'll tease you and your wallet. Researching the numbers associated with that location just fed the fire of suspicion.

About a month ago, this same location started advertising new mgmt, all asian, etc etc. I called, once, expecting the mamasan/papasan to answer, but I think I got Snooki. I assumed the asian spin was just their new attempt at tricking in business.

I happened to drive past there this weekend. A few asian guys outside scrapping the painted easter bunny and tulips off the window.

I'm waiting to see of the windows get painted over or foiled before I even consider setting foot in the place.

[Silvio]

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

I cant speak for Hong Kong but I can for Ruby. My ATF was Lei Lei from Ruby. She was the most attentive, fun and sensual spa gal since the days of Jenny at The Bakery. Any of you seniors remember her. Lei Lei has disappeared and dont know where she went. Most of the girls there will take care of you but I haven't been back since last summer since my ATF left.

[Silvio]

Mengzi. You are absolutely right. I have heard the same thing. It's been said before on this forum, there's a reason the table shower was invented. IMHO, it should not be necessary. We can wash ourselves. The table shower should be just an erotic addition to whatever comes next. I always shower before I head out. Always. Breath mints too. You know what rotten fish smells like after decomposing in your stomach since last night? And a dose of acid reflux on top of that? You can't smell it, but everyone else can. We stink. Our clothes too.

Say what you want about our Asian friends, they are incredibly clean. Never caught a whiff off one of them. We should all return the favor. We owe these girls.

And Mengzi, you are dead on with the details.

I agree with the above especially about the tableshower. I have yet to have to need a table shower before my appointment. I always prepare myself as if it were a date. In reality it really is a date. Actually even better than a date. How many times have you gone on a date and gotten anywhere near to being satisfied for the night. I thought so. Its just common sense. You ask these girls to perform acts your girlfriend wouldnt do so its only fair you treat them with some courtesy and at least wash the bunghole. Seriously fellas lets not bring the experience down for them either by being nasty and funky. Wash you asses dammit.

[JohnnyBeBad]

On Sunday I stopped with some friends at the Mexican Steak House on Archer and Lock. When we parked we noticed the Ruby Spa in the 2900 block. After eating we drove west on Archer past Lock and we noticed another massage place the Hong Kong Spa. One of my friends knows I dabble and asked me about those two spas. Since I really don't do the spa circuit I couldn't answer. Anyone know about those two places?

[Gooch]

Fred,
I still say decide for yourself. Natalie is not at all chubby. Looks are really a matter of preference, but to be honest, I coudn't choose between the two based on looks. Overall, service is better with Tiff. Again, that's an opinion.

I'm a regular with tiff.

Just wondering if natalie would be a better change of scenery.

[Paleface]

I make it a point, every time I visit the amp girls to be freshly bathed before I go in, even if I plan to get a ts. Frequently, the girls tell me 'oh you so clean' or something similar with the same import. So............apparently a lot of you horny mongers are getting massages with serious BO that you can't smell but others can. They're always telling me how fonky some of you guys are.
Maybe that's why they sometimes seem rushed or why they're looking away so much of the time. Wash inside your ass crack. If you're not circumcised pull the skin back and scrub the head clean all the while using soap. Oh btw try using breath mints--regular bad breath smells even worse than their garlic breath. They will show their appreciation

Mengzi. You are absolutely right. I have heard the same thing. It's been said before on this forum, there's a reason the table shower was invented. IMHO, it should not be necessary. We can wash ourselves. The table shower should be just an erotic addition to whatever comes next. I always shower before I head out. Always. Breath mints too. You know what rotten fish smells like after decomposing in your stomach since last night? And a dose of acid reflux on top of that? You can't smell it, but everyone else can. We stink. Our clothes too.

Say what you want about our Asian friends, they are incredibly clean. Never caught a whiff off one of them. We should all return the favor. We owe these girls.

And Mengzi, you are dead on with the details.

[Nicky Forza]

I make it a point, every time I visit the amp girls to be freshly bathed before I go in, even if I plan to get a ts. Frequently, the girls tell me 'oh you so clean' or something similar with the same import. So............apparently a lot of you horny mongers are getting massages with serious BO that you can't smell but others can. They're always telling me how fonky some of you guys are.
Maybe that's why they sometimes seem rushed or why they're looking away so much of the time. Wash inside your ass crack. If you're not circumcised pull the skin back and scrub the head clean all the while using soap. Oh btw try using breath mints--regular bad breath smells even worse than their garlic breath. They will show their appreciation

[Pengansai]

Has anyone been to Alice's on Green St. recently? Are they open again? Last time I stopped by was almost a month ago and they were still closed. Thanks.

Luv

Don't know about Green Street, but Alice's in the mall is worth trying. Ask for Angela. Big tits, fun attitude and great service.

P

[Hauss4069]

HMM interesting

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...uburbs/5368578

TOFTT. Had an appointment with the girl in orange, believe her name is Beonka? Massage: 5

Looks: You can tell

Clean: 7

Extras: ZERO, you get a table bath, not table shower. Makes you feel like your in a hospital.

This girl has no clue what she is doing. The second girl in the pictures in pink is the owner Carissa. She claims she's been to school, though when you talk anatomy, she is clueless.

I will not return, oh and lastly. Beonka's boyfriend sits outside. They fight everytime she finishes with a client.

[Eddinger]

Suggest you hit Elegant on 26th first. Cab fare to there is approx $10-15 one way. Once done walk back toward down town on Wentworth - it's easy just look for the tall buildings. You will walk in the heart of CT and right past Senina. Keep going to the China town mall across the street from Cermak rd and Archer Ave. You can spend the whole day and night down there. Explore, my boy, explore!

Then take the sub/L back down town

FYI Elegant is a small beauty salon next to a large parking area underneath the expressway overpass Dont let the looks fool you

Or the fact that there are always about 20 cop vehicles parked around there.

[SpokenOne69]

Suggest you hit Elegant on 26th first. Cab fare to there is approx $10-15 one way. Once done walk back toward down town on Wentworth - it's easy just look for the tall buildings. You will walk in the heart of CT and right past Senina. Keep going to the China town mall across the street from Cermak rd and Archer Ave. You can spend the whole day and night down there. Explore, my boy, explore!

Then take the sub/L back down town

FYI Elegant is a small beauty salon next to a large parking area underneath the expressway overpass Dont let the looks fool you

[Silvio]

Got the most painful cbj today. I couldn't tell weather she was using her teeth or what. She finished me off with her hand because it obviously wasn't working with the mouth. Afterwards I look down and the tip of my dick is covered in what looked like blood. Upon further examination I realized she gave me a fucking hickey on my little head. WTF. God dammit that hurt and now I have a hockey for the first time since high school. Anyone else have an over eager sucker? Was the condom a part of the problem or just her?

This report is a useful as tits on a bull and one of the most useless reports ever made.

[Luv Nooke2]

Has anyone been to Alice's on Green St. recently? Are they open again? Last time I stopped by was almost a month ago and they were still closed. Thanks.

Luv