Massage Parlor Reports

**Brahmabull** · 04-26-10 07:49

Originally Posted by Wahooboy94

I go downstairs to the glass door and I'm about to walk out when another one of you guys are backing your truck up in a parking spot immediately in front of the door and you just sit there with me looking at you. Of all the places you could have picked, you have to park immediately in front of the entrance. I look at you, you look at me. Really? Can't you look away or something? Finally, I give up and just walk out back to my car, around the corner and a bit out of sight, get in, start it up, and leave.

Ok, I grant you running into mongers in the TS or any other part of the spa in a state of undress (walking around with your towel wrapped around) is completely wrong and not cool.

But what is this shame you are feeling that you can not be "seen" by someone who is also going to the same spot you are exiting from? Some of us are not embarrassed to be seen entering and leaving a spot, some of us do not feel the need to "hide" our cars and park right in front. Sometimes guys who are not ashamed will run into you guys who seem to be absolutely embarassed and feel guilty about the hobby. The problem is on your side not his. Do not project your feelings on to someone else and just assume he should understand.

So what some stranger saw you leaving a spa. Big deal, you are not so important that anyone of us is going to notice you/remember you or give a 2nd thought to you. Why would we care?

**Wahooboy94** · 04-26-10 00:12

Normally I don't visit two AMPs on the same night but that was the case a few nights ago.

It had been about a month since my last visit to an AMP (Papaya) and I was in the mood to return to Castle at which I had a terrific visit with the cute and very chatty Sue.

I get there around 6PM, park the car in a discreet spot, open the door and run up the stairs to ring the door bell. I'm hoping I will see Sue again. Mamasan answers the door, gives me a big smile, and walks me in (hello again to the big poster of Gillian Anderson -- who knew she was a fave at AMPs?).

I ask Mamasan if it is busy tonight, she tells me no and takes me into my room where I pay for an hour. She then tells me 10 minutes. I wince, and asked her if she was sure I would only be waiting 10 minutes -- she told me not to worry. I think about leaving and going somewhere else, but decided to relax and be patient.

I undress and wait and in approximately 10 minutes (yay!) my provider shows up. I thought she was Sue, asked her if she was Sue, and she tells me yes, she is Sue. I would later figure out that she wasn't the original Sue I saw. This Sue was short, very nice figure, red highlights in her hair. Looked good, but did look a little old in the face. Nice smile, but I was doubtful this was the Sue I had seen 30 days earlier.

She takes me to the TS and proceeds to give me a decent TS. As mentioned in another post, there are two tables in this shower room and a curtain that can divide the room. As I'm getting my TS, another provider walks in and smiles at me as I look up -- she is very cute and I smile back. "Sue" tells me to flip and when I do, I can look through an opening in the curtain where I see another hobbyist standing there naked and waiting to get on the table next to me. Great. Not what I was expecting or wanting to see. The other provider completely closes the curtain, my TS is finished, I stand up and get dried off and "Sue" walks me out. As I go around the corner, boom, another hobbyist standing in the hallway. He doesn't see me, but I back up out of sight. Turns out I went the wrong way -- my fault. "Sue" to her credit is apologetic and annoyed that there appears to be a lack of privacy being experienced here. We go back to the room, she helps to dry me off and I assume the position.

Now, the first Sue gave me a terrific, expert and firm massage with an excellent, but standard finish. This Sue believes that what I need is a very light touch, and proceeds to stroke me lightly with her hands and hair. Whatever -- I would have enjoyed something more therapeutic but it felt very nice and was getting me in the mood. At this point I pretty much figured out this wasn't my girl but she was nice enough. The other clue was her English wasn't very good like the first Sue.

She tells me to flip maybe 20 minutes into the massage and extends an open palm to me. While I think I knew what she was asking for, I was a bit caught off guard. I had a potential tip sitting out open on the table. She knew it was there. Yet there she was holding out her hand and pointing at it, gesturing with it, drawing boxes in the air, I had no idea what she was trying to tell me. I couldn't even understand the words coming out of her mouth. Did she want me to stand up, walk across the room and put the tip in her hand? I told her I brought a tip, but she kept pointing at her hand and drawing boxes in the air.

This went on for almost a minute. I was getting frustrated. She finally points at her pussy and makes some comment along the lines of don't I know how this works. I tell her again I brought a tip but at this point I had had enough. I wasn't interested in FS and frankly didn't want a HJ from her either at this point. I sat up and told her I wasn't enjoying this, and that this wasn't what I was looking for. I get up and start getting dressed. She tries to help me dress but I was so disappointed by this visit, I really had nothing else to say.

I leave her $20 and pretty much walked out. I go downstairs to the glass door and I'm about to walk out when another one of you guys are backing your truck up in a parking spot immediately in front of the door and you just sit there with me looking at you. Of all the places you could have picked, you have to park immediately in front of the entrance. I look at you, you look at me. Really? Can't you look away or something? Finally, I give up and just walk out back to my car, around the corner and a bit out of sight, get in, start it up, and leave.

I didn't want my evening to be a total waste, so I go where I probably should have gone in the first place and that is to CTM where Sarah treated me like a King. I've written numerous posts about CTM -- you can read those if you're interested. All I will say it was my finest visit yet to CTM and made up for a very poor experience at Castle. What makes me feel bad about posting this review is I really, really enjoyed my first visit, but this was so bad, I don't know if I will be able to bring myself to go back.

**Oldtar** · 04-25-10 17:44

I was in fairfax recently so I gave her a call. She gave me an address but no directions and said call again when I got there. I did, thanks to my GPS, but when I called she said she was busy and would call me back, which she did a half hour later. Told me to come up to the apartment on the third floor. It was a nice but almost unfurnished apartment. She took me into the bedroom, told me to undress, hang my clothes in the closet and lie down on the table, which looked more like an ironing board than a massage table, just barely big enough for 1 person. Without asking how long I wanted to stay, she told me to leave the donation on the small side table and left. I did as instructed, left 80 on the table (the ad said 80 for an hour), and lay down. Quite a while later she returned, wearing only brief panties, said she was sorry for the delay and began the massage, using a lot of oil. She was only average looking, with small breasts. I've never had a tantric massage before but this was a poor one by any name and was very brief. After the flip she went directly to the HJ. She did allow roaming but stayed nearly at arm's length. I did manage to get some fingers into the kitty, which was quite wet. When I finished she directed me to the bathroom to shower alone. When I finished that, I returned to the room to find some mints and a sign that said "TIPS" on the massage table. I dressed and left the apartment. Total time, from my FIRST call until I returned to my car was just barely an hour. No way I'll ever return.

**Bigcatt69** · 04-25-10 11:57

Yesterday, I checked out the eco-friendly spa near Dulles, which was not too hard to find, although kind of pricey, but so worth it. A real highlight actually was the Mamasan who gave me an excellent TS, hitting all the right spots, so much so that I would have been fine to have her for the session (but that would have been foolish). Only downside was it was busy, so I had a wait for my therapist, but Mamasan came and gave me bottle water while I was waiting. Still it was totally worth the wait, the therapist (never quite got her name stunning and just my type. A massage from this beautiful woman was great, and after the main courses she gave me an excellent backwalk before helping me on my way. I will definitely repeat.

**Tophat31** · 04-24-10 21:16

Hey Existerende,

As somebody who has hobbied in RI and then moved down here, don't even bother. RI is, as you know, a fantasy land of young 20 something beautiful porn star looking "masseuses" (granted the new law probably has limited how it once was but it still must be good). Down here, the old unnattractive 40+ year olds give you a standard HE and they are mad if you don't pay them $$. In RI, $$ gets you "everything" with an unbelievable looking asian girl with a great attitude.

It's rediculous. If you were coming from anywhere besides RI I would tell you to try it to kill some time but it's awful down here

Originally Posted by Existierende

Hi all,

I'm coming down to DC and (I hobby in RI) have some time to kill near IAD. I saw this ad for indy massage in Sterling and set up an appointment for next week. I like bigger ladies, but I'm wondering if any of you have had bad experiences with her. I can't find any reviews on her at all. If you think I should stay away, please give me a heads up. PMs are fine. I'll submit a report if I go through with it.

Here's part of the ad:

***Currently running an $80 SPECIAL: 30 MINS or < NO hot paks. Work just your neck/back, upper legs front & back, and a little on your torso. ***

LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SCHEDULEDING FOR: 30, 60 OR 90 MINUTES

Come and enjoy a sensual soothing relaxing massage in a private residence by a trained busty 42DD WF with soft skilled hands. It's the real deal here; no bogus oil body rub. Expect to spend a solid hour on my heated massage table experiencing the wondrous bliss of a full-body Swedish massage with some deep tissue with my strokes and techniques infusing a sensuous element. I will be wearing a pair of short shorts and topless. I will allow some light touching; my breasts, legs, my behind on outside of my shorts. NOT FS. No GFE. No Outcalls/ONLY Incalls. $115 new clients/$100 repeat clients for 60 minutes. $150 for 90 minutes; cash only up front.

**Existierende** · 04-24-10 20:17

Thanks for the warning. But can you tell me if you think she's hideous b/c she's heavy (which I don't mind and kind of like) or b/c she's huge and obese and ugly (which I would definitely mind). Thanks!

Originally Posted by Telliks

She is hideous, trust me, thats why the only pic avail is one of her chest.

**Justforme** · 04-24-10 09:16

Saw Bobby,

Nice shape tight and tone with enhanced headlights. She did everything just nice and offered all the right deal. Asked $.4 for the deal only had $.2, she took the offer. As I was ready to hit the road she said next time $$.

Good but no repete because of the last comment on her part.

**Fatpig** · 04-24-10 05:31

Decided to try this one again after such a long time. Met at the door by a short 5' lady. decent shower, good massage with backwalk. Excellent flip. No name as asked. Standard tip was given. Nice experience.

**Funkey** · 04-23-10 21:08

Two weeks ago I visited this old haunt and received a very satisfying massage from Sonny. Good TS, good massage and back walk, very friendly and a reasonably young (30-35) good looking spinner.

Returned last week hoping to repeat but found that Sonny was gone after two short weeks and a new lady named Nicky was my therapist. Fair TS, light massage, no back walk, not so friendly and not so young (45+).

Any intel on "Sonny from Best" please PM and I will return details.

Fun

**Tom Wolff** · 04-23-10 19:56

I was feeling the Asian fever, and went over to Blue Ocean based on some RTTFF here

First time, I went the mamasan, said they were busy, this at 2 in the afternoon, now I suppose I should have called but not thinking clearly.

Did some chores, called this time and was told to come back, when I got there, too busy again? Anyone have a similar experience? I am clean cut guy, over 30, professional, can't imagine it was how I was dressed or looked?

Might go back to check it out again and will post if I have better results.

TW

**Telliks** · 04-23-10 17:08

She is hideous, trust me, thats why the only pic avail is one of her chest.

Originally Posted by Existierende

Hi all,

I'm coming down to DC and (I hobby in RI) have some time to kill near IAD. I saw this ad for indy massage in Sterling and set up an appointment for next week. I like bigger ladies, but I'm wondering if any of you have had bad experiences with her. I can't find any reviews on her at all. If you think I should stay away, please give me a heads up. PMs are fine. I'll submit a report if I go through with it.

Here's part of the ad:

***Currently running an $80 SPECIAL: 30 MINS or < NO hot paks. Work just your neck/back, upper legs front & back, and a little on your torso.***

LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SCHEDULEDING FOR: 30, 60 OR 90 MINUTES

Come and enjoy a sensual soothing relaxing massage in a private residence by a trained busty 42DD WF with soft skilled hands. It’s the real deal here; no bogus oil body rub. Expect to spend a solid hour on my heated massage table experiencing the wondrous bliss of a full-body Swedish massage with some deep tissue with my strokes and techniques infusing a sensuous element. I will be wearing a pair of short shorts and topless. I will allow some light touching; my breasts, legs, my behind on outside of my shorts. NOT FS. No GFE. No Outcalls/ONLY Incalls. $115 new clients/$100 repeat clients for 60 minutes....$150 for 90 minutes; cash only up front.

**Existierende** · 04-23-10 15:26

Hi all,

I'm coming down to DC and (I hobby in RI) have some time to kill near IAD. I saw this ad for indy massage in Sterling and set up an appointment for next week. I like bigger ladies, but I'm wondering if any of you have had bad experiences with her. I can't find any reviews on her at all. If you think I should stay away, please give me a heads up. PMs are fine. I'll submit a report if I go through with it.

Here's part of the ad:

***Currently running an $80 SPECIAL: 30 MINS or < NO hot paks. Work just your neck/back, upper legs front & back, and a little on your torso.***

LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SCHEDULEDING FOR: 30, 60 OR 90 MINUTES

Come and enjoy a sensual soothing relaxing massage in a private residence by a trained busty 42DD WF with soft skilled hands. It’s the real deal here; no bogus oil body rub. Expect to spend a solid hour on my heated massage table experiencing the wondrous bliss of a full-body Swedish massage with some deep tissue with my strokes and techniques infusing a sensuous element. I will be wearing a pair of short shorts and topless. I will allow some light touching; my breasts, legs, my behind on outside of my shorts. NOT FS. No GFE. No Outcalls/ONLY Incalls. $115 new clients/$100 repeat clients for 60 minutes....$150 for 90 minutes; cash only up front.

**Volvos40** · 04-22-10 22:41

Man - I feel for you. When the old skank walks in just say 'Uh Uh', 'No way'. Ask for your $$ back. That's a riot dude.

Originally Posted by Yetanotherme

Curiosity got the better of me and decided to go to Enliven. I dont know where any kind of positive reviews came from but oh well.

First, the person looking for over 40, you will like this place... What do you think about a decade or two even further? Second, the massage was honestly the worst I've ever had, from anyone, anywhere. I am rather certain that neither she nor I wanted to be there. The short time I was there my thoughts continued to return to wanting to mention that this was just a mistake and let me go but hoped that at least the massage would improve - it did not. Depending on how you look at it, the only good news was that even this terrible massage was shorter than the allotted time.

She noted several times that next time someone nice would take care of me so it would seem that even she knew this session was terrible. As for service... Between the age and poor massage I didn't want any type of service as I was actually looking forward to leaving. Would not even consider returning. I gave a minimal tip really only out of some odd feeling of obligation.

Really, this was bad enough that it will likely keep me from ever returning, not just here, but anywhere.

**Brahmabull** · 04-21-10 20:02

Originally Posted by Computer Luvvv

Good customer service is very keen, I guess u weren't around in the late 80s or the 90s

Been around longer then that, sorry. And customer service has nothing to do with my post.

You can not dictate terms to a provider on the 1st visit when you have earned no trust. PERIOD. Fact of the hobby.

Also you can just edit your posts, there is no need to make a seperate post to add more. It looks like you are just trying to drive up your post count.