Massage Parlor Reports

**genuis8** · 04-24-10 13:47

Originally Posted by Lobster84

Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)

Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm

Reply to: (Use contact form below)

Type: W4M

Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.

Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage

Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.

Free parking available and walk in are welcome.

3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park

Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services

I have several reviews on this thread already. Tao Spa.

**Pegleg** · 04-24-10 12:00

Originally Posted by Lobster84

Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)

Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm

Reply to: (Use contact form below)

Type: W4M

Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.

Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage

Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.

Free parking available and walk in are welcome.

3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park

Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services

Didn't this place get busted recently?

**Lobster84** · 04-23-10 21:03

Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)

Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm

Reply to: (Use contact form below)

Type: W4M

Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.

Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage

Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.

Free parking available and walk in are welcome.

3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park

Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services

**Chicag0** · 04-23-10 16:51

To be precise, she told me she was Ukranian:-)

Originally Posted by Datsurman

For you poor souls who keep turning over your hard earned paychecks to 50yo fugly AMP chicks for who-knows-what reason, listen carefully. Take a half hour drive to the nw burbs and go to golden hands. Two incredibly hot Polish ladies with excellent massage skills and super sweet personalities (Natalie and Monica). (I'm not sure what they put in the water in Poland but they need to bottle it and force feed it to women in other countries.)

The negative:

First, no TS or shower at all. Second, they are a few dollars more (60hh, 75hr, 50-75 tip) and they WILL NOT negotiate. But you get what you pay for. If you want to haggle an aging, fugly chick down to $30 then keep doing what your doing. If you want to get nicely worked over for an hour by a coupla eastern european babes then you have to fork over a little more. Sorry but it be that way sometimes. Third, there is no chance of $ex at all.

Drill. Walk in. When asked to disrobe, do so. Don't touch the towel. Put tip on the table in advance where she can see it or just add it in when paying for the time. You don't need to talk about it or discuss it. Saves you and the ladies from a stupid awkward conversation later. Now enjoy the next hour of your life.

"This is a public service announcement. Beep."

**Luv Nooke2** · 04-23-10 12:37

Originally Posted by Gopher88

Now that we know about hot polish girls Natalie & Monice Where are they ?

Not trying to be smart about it, but hot girls who don't offer extras can be found anywhere.

**Datsurman** · 04-23-10 07:55

Originally Posted by Gopher88

Now that we know about hot polish girls Natalie & Monice Where are they ?

Google 'golden hands schaumburg il'.

**Gopher88** · 04-22-10 23:47

Originally Posted by Datsurman

For you poor souls who keep turning over your hard earned paychecks to 50yo fugly AMP chicks for who-knows-what reason, listen carefully. Take a half hour drive to the nw burbs and go to golden hands. Two incredibly hot Polish ladies with excellent massage skills and super sweet personalities (Natalie and Monica). (I'm not sure what they put in the water in Poland but they need to bottle it and force feed it to women in other countries.)

The negative:

First, no TS or shower at all. Second, they are a few dollars more (60hh, 75hr, 50-75 tip) and they WILL NOT negotiate. But you get what you pay for. If you want to haggle an aging, fugly chick down to $30 then keep doing what your doing. If you want to get nicely worked over for an hour by a coupla eastern european babes then you have to fork over a little more. Sorry but it be that way sometimes. Third, there is no chance of $ex at all.

Drill. Walk in. When asked to disrobe, do so. Don't touch the towel. Put tip on the table in advance where she can see it or just add it in when paying for the time. You don't need to talk about it or discuss it. Saves you and the ladies from a stupid awkward conversation later. Now enjoy the next hour of your life.

"This is a public service announcement. Beep."

Now that we know about hot polish girls Natalie & Monice Where are they ?

**Bebop60** · 04-22-10 19:19

Originally Posted by Alterxxx

Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..

~~~~$30 1 HR SPECIAL~~~~
***CUTE AND NICE LATIN GIRLS***
!!!WE OFFER YOU THE BEST TOUCH WITH THE BEST HANDS!!!
AND HOT TOWELS, CANDLES AND COSTUMES!!!
~~~SAFE,CLEAN AND PRIVATE PLACE~~~
$100 45 MIN
$150 60 MIN
CALL FOR MORE INFO: 312 617 72 32
****WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU****

Location: Irving Park Rd.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

My experience was with a chubby older woman, no girls there.

**Pink Freud** · 04-22-10 15:41

Read the thread a lot and decided to give it a try. Went to Zeus because it's relatively close to me. Around noon, was told to come back at one. Went back at one, paid .6 for an hour. Cute little latina with a big ass and nice face came and led me to the room and told me to disrobe. Got naked, she knocked and I flashed her a little as I put the robe on. Went to the table shower got naked and washed down, no teasing. Went back to the room and she worked on my back for about 30 minutes. On the flip, I brushed her ass and looked up at her and she said they don't do that here. I left disappointed at the outcome, or lack thereof, but it was a decent time. I'd appreciate any leads on sure things around the north side where I won't have to waste my time but I understand if you guys are wary of giving me info because I only have one post.

**Punanistuffer** · 04-22-10 14:31

Originally Posted by Alterxxx

Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..

~~~~$30 1 HR SPECIAL~~~~
***CUTE AND NICE LATIN GIRLS***
!!!WE OFFER YOU THE BEST TOUCH WITH THE BEST HANDS!!!
AND HOT TOWELS, CANDLES AND COSTUMES!!!
~~~SAFE,CLEAN AND PRIVATE PLACE~~~
$100 45 MIN
$150 60 MIN
CALL FOR MORE INFO: 312 617 72 32
****WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU****

Location: Irving Park Rd.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Linder is cool, I've been there about 4 times now, I always leave happy. Pm for more info with other latina number and I'll give you the full report.

**Datsurman** · 04-22-10 07:32

For you poor souls who keep turning over your hard earned paychecks to 50yo fugly AMP chicks for who-knows-what reason, listen carefully. Take a half hour drive to the nw burbs and go to golden hands. Two incredibly hot Polish ladies with excellent massage skills and super sweet personalities (Natalie and Monica). (I'm not sure what they put in the water in Poland but they need to bottle it and force feed it to women in other countries.)

The negative:

First, no TS or shower at all. Second, they are a few dollars more (60hh, 75hr, 50-75 tip) and they WILL NOT negotiate. But you get what you pay for. If you want to haggle an aging, fugly chick down to $30 then keep doing what your doing. If you want to get nicely worked over for an hour by a coupla eastern european babes then you have to fork over a little more. Sorry but it be that way sometimes. Third, there is no chance of $ex at all.

Drill. Walk in. When asked to disrobe, do so. Don't touch the towel. Put tip on the table in advance where she can see it or just add it in when paying for the time. You don't need to talk about it or discuss it. Saves you and the ladies from a stupid awkward conversation later. Now enjoy the next hour of your life.

"This is a public service announcement. Beep."

**Steven Lynn** · 04-20-10 23:50

Originally Posted by Stephen6868

Started out Sunday afternoon with the usuall itch. Called an ad from CL on irving said it would be 2 hours till there's someone ready. Said I would call back. Drove 2 paradise on fullerton since no one answered their phone. And they were closed. So I called carribean. Lady answered said there were 2 available. When I arrived there was 1 older latina watching tv and a black guy at the desk. Don't know why though. He asked if I been there before and I said yes so he gave me their old prices as they have increased. To what I don't know. Paid 50 for door fee. I ended up with the one latins I saw. Said he name was raquel I think. She said she has only been there 8 weeks. Seady 7 on the looks. Maybe late thirties. Gave a decent massage actually tried. Said she doesn't do xtras. I was pissed. But I mannaged to tell her that's how it works. Managed to almost force hr out of her. Left relieved.

With all the crap that's been going on with Carribean and their local councilman trying to get them shut down in court, I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. I don't think they're cooperating with the local authorities, but you never know for sure. It was my favorite place, but I'm not going there again. Be careful.

**Nighthawk55** · 04-20-10 17:38

Originally Posted by Mengzi

Anyone who thinks that a bit of dalliance never happens at even the MOST legit of massage establishments is surely living in a fantasyland.

According to massage therapists I know, the opposite is the case. Reputable massage therapists would NEVER EVER do that, because of the problems that go along with it. The ones I have talked to. Not as a client but in other settings. Have made it VERY clear that isn't a line they will cross.

**Stephen6868** · 04-20-10 13:58

Started out Sunday afternoon with the usuall itch. Called an ad from CL on irving said it would be 2 hours till there's someone ready. Said I would call back. Drove 2 paradise on fullerton since no one answered their phone. And they were closed. So I called carribean. Lady answered said there were 2 available. When I arrived there was 1 older latina watching tv and a black guy at the desk. Don't know why though. He asked if I been there before and I said yes so he gave me their old prices as they have increased. To what I don't know. Paid 50 for door fee. I ended up with the one latins I saw. Said he name was raquel I think. She said she has only been there 8 weeks. Seady 7 on the looks. Maybe late thirties. Gave a decent massage actually tried. Said she doesn't do xtras. I was pissed. But I mannaged to tell her that's how it works. Managed to almost force hr out of her. Left relieved.

Damage. 5

Looks 7

Massage 7

Xtras 1

**Nicky Forza** · 04-20-10 12:50

Originally Posted by PittPanther

Boy, do I agree with you!

What's most upsetting is that the original post, where it is described that TLC is Legit, will be buried back in the history. So a recent viewer will see all of this positive discussion about TLC, and think that it's approved by us.

Let me be clear, TLC is LEGIT! No extras to be had!

Anyone who thinks that a bit of dalliance never happens at even the MOST legit of massage establishments is surely living in a fantasyland. No one with half a brain is going to publicly share all of his prime shitte. Case closed.