Escort Reports

[Brahmabull]

I could ask you the same question; why do you spend $$$ for a woman to pretend she loves you?

I posted my report so guys who prefer reasonably friendly girls can avoid this one. If that doesn't suit your tastes, preferences, or ideal image of how and why I go about finding what I'm looking for, so be it, but for every guy like you who feels the need to chastise or ridicule others for how they pursue the hobby, there are 500 readers who will appreciate my tip.

To answer your question: I'm not looking for a wife or a fuck. I'm looking for a friendly girl to have a pleasant time with at a reasonable rate. The fact that I frequently succeed is its own validation.

Sure it would be nice. But I am just saying your expectations are unrealistic in this hobby, you listed 2 girls on BP or CL, out of hundreds.

Fact of the hobby is that bargain girls will spend exactly as much time on the phone with as is needed to schedule you and if they cant schedule you in 2 mins or less guess what? THE next guy is probably already calling and all they have to do is click over. If you want go with the cheaper "dates" then you need to get over this and accept it or pay more thats the plain truth of it.

We are not paying for love, we pay so they leave afterwards.

[Sleazebum]

Ain't it a shame that one woman cannot be both?!

JJ

WTF....... are you lookin for a wife or a fuck

[Bunker Buster]

I could ask you the same question; why do you spend $$$ for a woman to pretend she loves you?

I posted my report so guys who prefer reasonably friendly girls can avoid this one. If that doesn't suit your tastes, preferences, or ideal image of how and why I go about finding what I'm looking for, so be it, but for every guy like you who feels the need to chastise or ridicule others for how they pursue the hobby, there are 500 readers who will appreciate my tip.

To answer your question: I'm not looking for a wife or a fuck. I'm looking for a friendly girl to have a pleasant time with at a reasonable rate. The fact that I frequently succeed is its own validation.

WTF....... are you lookin for a wife or a fuck

[Bunker Buster]

Brahmabull, you're treating me like I haven't called and seen a thousand girls at all ends of the hobby for the past few decades. I don't expect scintillating conversation from a bargain provider, but more often than not, most are at least friendly enough to give you a bit of information without interjecting "what time do you want your appointment" after each sentence.

I've found many, many girls at bargain prices who are pleasant and friendly, and even warm and affectionate. I'm not looking for extended GFE sessions, but want. And know how to find. Pleasant girls who will take care of business at a reasonable rate.

I don't need girls who would rate at 9/9 on the oThER board; but 6s and 7s are attainable for $.

Example 1: the slender Eurasion Kristina, is really sexy, and is an excellent sensual stop-by for 100/15. No GFE, so she can't be graded above a 7, but at least an 8+ in appearance, and a great attitude.

Example 2: Rebecca/Linda, the Latin girl on BP/CP. Maybe a 6 in appearance (some post-baby flab), and about a 6-7 in performance, but friendly, and doesn't rush you. At 80/15, you take care of business, have a friendly chat while undressing and dressing, and leave less stressed than when you arrive.

If a girl is rude right out the starting gate, you're going to be in for a session of "hurry up, " "did you come yet, " "that costs more, " and the even one-position rule. Her manner on the phone will tell you that.

And the guy at Jiffy Lube will be polite enough on the phone to not alienate potential customers, and they'll even clean your windows, fill your tires, and check the belts and fluids.

As the man says on Dark Side of the Moon: "Good manners don't cost nothing, do they? "

See here is the problem you are looking in the wrong place for a quality provider. You can not look at the 100/hr or girls who have 15min rates and expect anything but business.

You called a HIGH VOLUME PROVIDER, thats why they have the rates for the times they have. See as many people as quickly as possible.

And you wanted to waste her time with a get to know you call? Come on, in this hobby girls offering quicky rates do not have time for get to know you calls. There are reports all over this forum detailing this and most of the regular girls with the rates you listed put right in their ad things like this.

"Everything you need to know is in the ad" or "will not discuss rates or services" "call only when you are ready to schedule".

They get a lot of calls and do not need to give you time to get to know them on the phone. You want to get a feel for someone like that you need to step up to a 200-300hr escort who sees far less clients per day. They will go the extra mile because you pay for it.

The guy at jiffy lube is not going to spend any time discussing your car either, but go to the dealership and they will talk to you all you want. Get it?

[A John]

WTF....... are you lookin for a wife or a fuck

New Asian girl claiming to be "Japanese and Hawaiian" posted an ad on BP and CP, so I called to do a bit of recon. I use the one-minute conversation to tell me if it's worth going to see someone. Terrible phone manners, rude, curt and immature. Right out of the gate, she's asking how long I want to stay, which is 100% guarantee that the all-business attitude will carry through the entire session.

Her ad says "Special today-100 h, " so when she told me it was 100/15, I asked what the "h" in her ad meant. At this point, she angrily said "it don't mean nothing. " Going from bad to worse.

Is it so hard to say "I hope to see you" or something similar at the end of a brief conversation, and not just hang up?

I called her back and gently suggested that a little bit of courtesy might make more people want to see her, at which point she let loose with a string of profanity and insults. I'm not up to date on urban slang, but I don't remember "the girl next door" being so trashy.

"I mean, good manners don't cost nothing, do they? "

202-413-9986

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...nce-21/3238547

[Bayarea Hotguy]

See here is the problem you are looking in the wrong place for a quality provider. You can not look at the 100/hr or girls who have 15min rates and expect anything but business.

You called a HIGH VOLUME PROVIDER, thats why they have the rates for the times they have. See as many people as quickly as possible.

And you wanted to waste her time with a get to know you call? Come on, in this hobby girls offering quicky rates do not have time for get to know you calls. There are reports all over this forum detailing this and most of the regular girls with the rates you listed put right in their ad things like this.
"Everything you need to know is in the ad" or "will not discuss rates or services" "call only when you are ready to schedule".

They get a lot of calls and do not need to give you time to get to know them on the phone. You want to get a feel for someone like that you need to step up to a 200-300hr escort who sees far less clients per day. They will go the extra mile because you pay for it.

The guy at jiffy lube is not going to spend any time discussing your car either, but go to the dealership and they will talk to you all you want. Get it?

Yes, this is absolutely correct. When you step up to the 250 to 300/hr mark, you get a girl who will really go the extra mile. There are lots of part time providers out there, girls who have jobs, and just do this to try to make it through this economy. I would NEVER go to a pro, who sees 20 guys a day. Its get you in, get you off fast, and get you out, no taking time with foreplay, kissing, or anything like that. The non pro 300/hr girls are the best, but you get what you pay for. You can get a tattooed up young meth-head for 100, with a trailer park disgusting in-call, or you can step up and pay some real money, and go to a nice private clean home, and see a girl next door, or soccer mom. It is really the difference between K-mart and Nieman Marcus. To each their own, your choice.

[Brahmabull]

New Asian girl claiming to be "Japanese and Hawaiian" posted an ad on BP and CP, so I called to do a bit of recon. I use the one-minute conversation to tell me if it's worth going to see someone. Terrible phone manners, rude, curt and immature. Right out of the gate, she's asking how long I want to stay, which is 100% guarantee that the all-business attitude will carry through the entire session.

"I mean, good manners don't cost nothing, do they? "

202-413-9986

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...nce-21/3238547

See here is the problem you are looking in the wrong place for a quality provider. You can not look at the 100/hr or girls who have 15min rates and expect anything but business.

You called a HIGH VOLUME PROVIDER, thats why they have the rates for the times they have. See as many people as quickly as possible.

And you wanted to waste her time with a get to know you call? Come on, in this hobby girls offering quicky rates do not have time for get to know you calls. There are reports all over this forum detailing this and most of the regular girls with the rates you listed put right in their ad things like this.
"Everything you need to know is in the ad" or "will not discuss rates or services" "call only when you are ready to schedule".

They get a lot of calls and do not need to give you time to get to know them on the phone. You want to get a feel for someone like that you need to step up to a 200-300hr escort who sees far less clients per day. They will go the extra mile because you pay for it.

The guy at jiffy lube is not going to spend any time discussing your car either, but go to the dealership and they will talk to you all you want. Get it?

[Bunker Buster]

New Asian girl claiming to be "Japanese and Hawaiian" posted an ad on BP and CP, so I called to do a bit of recon. I use the one-minute conversation to tell me if it's worth going to see someone. Terrible phone manners, rude, curt and immature. Right out of the gate, she's asking how long I want to stay, which is 100% guarantee that the all-business attitude will carry through the entire session.

Her ad says "Special today-100 h, " so when she told me it was 100/15, I asked what the "h" in her ad meant. At this point, she angrily said "it don't mean nothing. " Going from bad to worse.

Is it so hard to say "I hope to see you" or something similar at the end of a brief conversation, and not just hang up?

I called her back and gently suggested that a little bit of courtesy might make more people want to see her, at which point she let loose with a string of profanity and insults. I'm not up to date on urban slang, but I don't remember "the girl next door" being so trashy.

"I mean, good manners don't cost nothing, do they? "

202-413-9986

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...nce-21/3238547

[Tom Wolff]

Last week I got a craving and I saw Lisa in Woodbridge off backpage..

The usual three calls, hard to find parking but not too bad. She was very nice, not GFE, but all the same not bad. She does not look like the pics, which might sound at first but she was still attractive to me. Great body, clean, smelled nice, she did have tats, which was okay with me.

I would go back. PM for more details.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...exy-25/3237541

[Guitarman1]

I have been busy lately and haven't posted a review in awhile. I saw Jayda last weekend. She was easy to set up with and was available right away at a decent hotel. I was happy when I arrived, she was pretty damn sexy. She has a tight little body and pretty face. I was only there for a quickie. After we got comfortable she started a nice CBJ which was actually pretty good. I played with her lovely breasts and pussy while she worked the CBJ. Then she moved to CG and gave me a good ride. She got a nice rhythm going and I finished there. The session was somewhat mechanical but still pleasing. It was a quickie so I can't really say if she rushes or not since our time was short to begin with.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...out-20/3202193

[Newinva]

Sorry for the late post. Saw Breanna on Thursday, week before last.
Decent and patient girl.

Says she is Jamaican and Japanese. Not sure about that.

Good DFK. Service was not so great. But was willing to try anything other than greek. All covered.

$ damage.

Face 6

Body 6

Skill 5

[Computer Luvvv]

But I betcha I will have a moment like that guy for sure.

Cops, will not have a moment like that guy, never have, never will, been in the game too long, so I really don't think I am clueless, been in this shit before the net dawg, so go figure, run circles around you in the game.

[Free Mickey]

My god, this one is right up there in my all time top 3. Usual location, you know the one where the room number doesnt really match up with the floor you are on..smoking hot 25 year old from LA, loves to kiss, loves to lick ass, loves putting baby oil all over her perfect natual C/D cups and rubbing your johnson in between them and on them and all over them. This chick will ride you like she is riding for her life, the grinding is unreal. any position you want welcomed with open arms and open legs. Offered a shower afterwards to bad I didnt have the time cause I would have loved to have her join me just to see her soap up her perfect tits. Where in the hell do these hot petite asian chicks with perfect natural large breasts come from???? Run, dont walk to see this one, you aint got much time.

[Mr Goodwrench]

Got the chance to meet up with Ms. Lacey Diamond again today. She's been down south for a while but she told me she's moving back to the area and will have her own incall soon. While she's not my ATF she is very friendly and does a good job, sometimes a bit mechanical and everything is covered, no DATY but when she's in the K9 it's worth every cent!

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ond-28/3212124


Face - 7
Body - 7.5 (gotta luv those DD's)
Attitude - 9
Service - 7
Damage - $

Go Fast Turn Left.

Mr G.

[Professorx]

Wow! I didn't realize how much of a storm my report would have created. Most of the criticism was well deserved but some were way out of line. Overall, the responses I got was helpful and I appreciate it.

Now that I think about it, it was a huge misunderstanding between both parties. I was spooked out and she felt weird. I should have known better by RTFF. Sigh. Lesson learned.

BTW, I never made any demands and I was polite at all times. Shame that some people make up racial generalizations and say stupid things, even in this day and age.

I did go back to her and apologized to her, several times. Later, everything went exceptionally well and I can add to the several testimonies here that she is indeed one of the best. Outstanding.