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**DJones** · 04-22-10 19:52

Hey, it's not like you're planning to marry her!

I love the veterans. Strictly business.

Originally Posted by Pacom555

My R&T journey continues.

I guess this is the sort of experience that is old hat for the veterans. But it was all a bit bizarre to me. Got the job done though. I can't remember exactly... I think her name was "Jessica" (?).

**Irocmcgradys** · 04-22-10 17:53

Went to the 17932 that the out of towner was talking about. The location is pretty discreet and is the typical closed shutters with the neon open sign on it. Was greeted and paid the normal .5 at the door. Would go into detail, but honestly, service was nothing to write home about. Girl was about a 4 in looks and 8 in attitude. It was a typical fs. Tipped the girl 1.2 though to hopefully make up for that lousy tip. I will say this though, went past the 30 minutes and got no knock on the door or anything. And got a lollipop from mms on the way out. Better places to go within that area and in the larger Irvine area. Cheers.

**Cash Value** · 04-22-10 11:04

This is a message I got from this fool with 0 posts:

bobd6340
Regular Member
Reports: 0

massage
dude put the beer down and stop being a dick

**Cash Value** · 04-22-10 10:23

Originally Posted by Stugots25

Hey Cash,

Have you been to this place or are you just advertising for them...lol...Jk going over there today maybe i will check it out.

Thanks buddy.

Stu

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**B Malibu** · 04-22-10 06:56

Originally Posted by Rocco D

Gents,

What are your thoughts on being asked to provide a photo of yourself prior to an appt for FBSM to an incall provider? I contacted a gal who advertises in multiple places and she seemed cool but the caveat was that I send her a photo of myself for "safety". Anyone been asked that or have a problem providing that, first time for me and it caught me off guard. I want anyone I see to feel safe, but is asking for a photo that can so easily be fake help someone's safety?

I wouldn't send my photo to someone I didn't know, especially for this type of hobby, but that's just me.

**Pacom555** · 04-22-10 02:48

My R&T journey continues.

I tried an AMP in CM that was recently mentioned here, but my provider was a no-go (long story short - adorable girl, excellent massage, no extras, cool with that, might go back). But as usual when that happens, I was in the dammit-now-I-need-to-get-it mode. I hate that. My wallet hates that. So I went straight to Harbor/Adams for a half hour... which turned out to be slightly bizarre.

What I assume was the MMS - an older, slightly haggard, but probably cute 20 years ago chinese woman - showed me to the room. Two minutes later, she walked back in to give the massage. Darnit. Well, like I said, I was already in the need-to-get-it-mode, so might as well stay for the ride.

Clearly, she's been doing this forever. I laid face down, and she didn't bother covering me up. A whatever massage, with the usual tease. I debated touching her, cause I wasn't sure I really wanted to... but ended up feeling up her ass and crotch a little... I dunno just because. She did leave for a minute to tend to a customer up front. Hate that. A few minutes after the flip, she asks if I want the HJ. Yep. Door wasn't even shut all the way.

Now it's clear older providers like this have done this a million times and aren't necessarily that "into it," but at the same time, they can be pretty good at it. Anyway, she gets to work. Feels good. Starts rubbing the a-hole, which I'm down with... and I guess she picked up on that, because the next thing you know, WHOOOOP - finger in the ass. Funny cause, I just read here how that happened to someone recently. It was a first for me and unexpected, so my reaction was to tighten up... But she just kept pushing harder. LOL.

So, part of me is a little weirded out and part of me is digging it; part of me is tripping out that this old lady has her finger in my ass and part of me was thinking about that recent poster's similar "surprise." It was all very comical.

And then as I'm popping, she's hunches over and makes this sort of teeth sucking sound... But not in a hot sort of way... sounded more like she was trying to keep drool from dripping out of her mouth. Too funny. Anyway, she cleans me up and continues with a little more leg rubbing and time is up.

For the hell of it, I asked if she'd take $30. She says, "oh, usually I get more." Not a problem, I give her the full $40, but then I joke that I won't have enough for dinner. She offers the $10 back, but I didn't take it. Then I guess, because I mentioned dinner she starts talking about pizza...

me: Um, what was that?

her: Pizza. You like a pizza?

me: Yes, I like pizza.

her: Me too. I like a pizza. Yeah, I like a pizza and a Carls Jr. I like all very much. Very good.

me: [laughing] Yes, it's all good.

her: Yes it's good. I like it [nodding and patting her stomach].

She then proceeds to tell me that if I want a young girl, to come on Wednesday or Friday.

I guess this is the sort of experience that is old hat for the veterans. But it was all a bit bizarre to me. Got the job done though. I can't remember exactly... I think her name was "Jessica" (?).

**Tamno3** · 04-21-10 21:34

Originally Posted by Gookster

So today I went to this new asian coffee shop that just opened up on harbor and fifth to get myself worked up. Spent about two hours there checking out their three hot girls.

Then I decided to try this AMP in costa mesa. When I got there, there was a LE car right outside in the back which freaked me out so I just left.

So instead I decided to try out the place across the street from miles square on brookhurst and heil. I paid the girl (who was the only one there) 40 and got to my room. Told me to undress and made me wait at least 5 minutes while she was working on some other guy! After she was finally done she got to me. She didn't even know how to give a good massage and all she did was move her hands over my body extremely lightly. After that she quoted me $1 for a BJ and 80 for a HJ! I only gave her 70. She left the room and me wait some more while she put away the money. Her HJ sucked! She was in such a rush and all she did was up and down.

That was such a waste of money! She even said 'see you next time'. Yeah right I'm not going back there. Her name's Crystal by the way.

Sorry to hear that, man. I was there about 2-3 weeks ago and had a great time with her. Can't say how good her HJ is since I skipped it last time (never been a big fan of it anyway). $ for FS, no BJ and HJ + .4 door. Wonder what causes such a change in attitude (and $$)??

TN

**Stugots25** · 04-21-10 14:47

Originally Posted by Cash Value

♥ New HOT Pretty Girls ♥
♥ Grand Opening Special Prices ♥
* $ 60- 60 minutes
* $ 40- 30 minutes
Walk-ins are very welcome 10AM - 7 PM,

♥☎ CALL ***(714)754-1447*** ☎♥
3100 W. Harvard Ave #7A, Santa Ana, CA 92703(Corner of Fairview and Harvard)

Hey Cash,

Have you been to this place or are you just advertising for them...lol...Jk going over there today maybe i will check it out.

Thanks buddy.

Stu

**Stugots25** · 04-21-10 14:43

Originally Posted by Gookster

So today I went to this new asian coffee shop that just opened up on harbor and fifth to get myself worked up. Spent about two hours there checking out their three hot girls.

Then I decided to try this AMP in costa mesa. When I got there, there was a LE car right outside in the back which freaked me out so I just left.

So instead I decided to try out the place across the street from miles square on brookhurst and heil. I paid the girl (who was the only one there) 40 and got to my room. Told me to undress and made me wait at least 5 minutes while she was working on some other guy! After she was finally done she got to me. She didn't even know how to give a good massage and all she did was move her hands over my body extremely lightly. After that she quoted me $1 for a BJ and 80 for a HJ! I only gave her 70. She left the room and me wait some more while she put away the money. Her HJ sucked! She was in such a rush and all she did was up and down.

That was such a waste of money! She even said 'see you next time'. Yeah right I'm not going back there. Her name's Crystal by the way.

Gookster,

Sorry to hear that but I bet everyone in hear has a couple of those stories. If it wasn't for people posting like you we would never know where not to go. Thanks buddy.

Stu

**Cash Value** · 04-21-10 14:35

♥ New HOT Pretty Girls ♥
♥ Grand Opening Special Prices ♥
* $ 60- 60 minutes
* $ 40- 30 minutes
Walk-ins are very welcome 10AM - 7 PM,

♥☎ CALL ***(714)754-1447*** ☎♥
3100 W. Harvard Ave #7A, Santa Ana, CA 92703(Corner of Fairview and Harvard)

**BruceBanner** · 04-21-10 04:27

I went into United last week after not having been back for a few months. I had a cutie but I forget her name. The reason I don't remember is because she asked for 140 for everything! She was very firm so I told her to just continue the massage. She had a nice spinner-like body. Not too slim; just the right amount of meat. Nice Cs. I told her I'd come back next time for her. Yeah right!

**BruceBanner** · 04-21-10 03:46

Originally Posted by Love Stoke

Is 1. 4 the new standard.

One hundred forty is not the new standard. If you went to a Vietnamese joint, they usually ask for that much for full service. Sometimes they have hot girls, but you can get a Korean for one hundred and use the forty for another door fee.

**Love Stoke** · 04-21-10 03:43

Originally Posted by Oc Pleasure

There are many GG places buddy. You wanna spill some more specific of this place?

Oh yeah, no problem. Then I'll have to change places because it gets shut down for letting too many people know about it. Hunt it out bro. Thats why we do this.

**BruceBanner** · 04-21-10 03:41

Originally Posted by Oc Pleasure

There are many GG places buddy. You wanna spill some more specific of this place?

Yeah, I'd like to know too!

**Oc Pleasure** · 04-20-10 22:26

Originally Posted by Love Stoke

Headed into my garden grove spot today and had J****. First time with her. She's cute with +2's and a cute giggle. Massage started out nice, lots of oil. When I started to play with her pu**y of her jeans she started teasing the crack and berries. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her FS and she asked for 1. 4. I'm usually able to talk down the other girrls here to 1. 0 but today she wouldn't budge and said no one at the place would let 1. 0 slide. Is 1. 4 the new standard. I settled on an excellent BBBJ with facial. Wouldn't normally pay that much but today I was set on b-ing my L on some t's. The only great part about it was when I shot on her face it went up her nose, and after she continued to massage me she said with a giggle, "every time I sniff I can taste you. " it was kinda hot.

There are many GG places buddy. You wanna spill some more specific of this place?