Massage Parlor Reports

**Telliks** · 04-23-10 17:08

She is hideous, trust me, thats why the only pic avail is one of her chest.

Originally Posted by Existierende

Hi all,

I'm coming down to DC and (I hobby in RI) have some time to kill near IAD. I saw this ad for indy massage in Sterling and set up an appointment for next week. I like bigger ladies, but I'm wondering if any of you have had bad experiences with her. I can't find any reviews on her at all. If you think I should stay away, please give me a heads up. PMs are fine. I'll submit a report if I go through with it.

Here's part of the ad:

***Currently running an $80 SPECIAL: 30 MINS or < NO hot paks. Work just your neck/back, upper legs front & back, and a little on your torso.***

LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SCHEDULEDING FOR: 30, 60 OR 90 MINUTES

Come and enjoy a sensual soothing relaxing massage in a private residence by a trained busty 42DD WF with soft skilled hands. It’s the real deal here; no bogus oil body rub. Expect to spend a solid hour on my heated massage table experiencing the wondrous bliss of a full-body Swedish massage with some deep tissue with my strokes and techniques infusing a sensuous element. I will be wearing a pair of short shorts and topless. I will allow some light touching; my breasts, legs, my behind on outside of my shorts. NOT FS. No GFE. No Outcalls/ONLY Incalls. $115 new clients/$100 repeat clients for 60 minutes....$150 for 90 minutes; cash only up front.

**Existierende** · 04-23-10 15:26

Hi all,

I'm coming down to DC and (I hobby in RI) have some time to kill near IAD. I saw this ad for indy massage in Sterling and set up an appointment for next week. I like bigger ladies, but I'm wondering if any of you have had bad experiences with her. I can't find any reviews on her at all. If you think I should stay away, please give me a heads up. PMs are fine. I'll submit a report if I go through with it.

Here's part of the ad:

***Currently running an $80 SPECIAL: 30 MINS or < NO hot paks. Work just your neck/back, upper legs front & back, and a little on your torso.***

LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SCHEDULEDING FOR: 30, 60 OR 90 MINUTES

Come and enjoy a sensual soothing relaxing massage in a private residence by a trained busty 42DD WF with soft skilled hands. It’s the real deal here; no bogus oil body rub. Expect to spend a solid hour on my heated massage table experiencing the wondrous bliss of a full-body Swedish massage with some deep tissue with my strokes and techniques infusing a sensuous element. I will be wearing a pair of short shorts and topless. I will allow some light touching; my breasts, legs, my behind on outside of my shorts. NOT FS. No GFE. No Outcalls/ONLY Incalls. $115 new clients/$100 repeat clients for 60 minutes....$150 for 90 minutes; cash only up front.

**Volvos40** · 04-22-10 22:41

Man - I feel for you. When the old skank walks in just say 'Uh Uh', 'No way'. Ask for your $$ back. That's a riot dude.

Originally Posted by Yetanotherme

Curiosity got the better of me and decided to go to Enliven. I dont know where any kind of positive reviews came from but oh well.

First, the person looking for over 40, you will like this place... What do you think about a decade or two even further? Second, the massage was honestly the worst I've ever had, from anyone, anywhere. I am rather certain that neither she nor I wanted to be there. The short time I was there my thoughts continued to return to wanting to mention that this was just a mistake and let me go but hoped that at least the massage would improve - it did not. Depending on how you look at it, the only good news was that even this terrible massage was shorter than the allotted time.

She noted several times that next time someone nice would take care of me so it would seem that even she knew this session was terrible. As for service... Between the age and poor massage I didn't want any type of service as I was actually looking forward to leaving. Would not even consider returning. I gave a minimal tip really only out of some odd feeling of obligation.

Really, this was bad enough that it will likely keep me from ever returning, not just here, but anywhere.

**Brahmabull** · 04-21-10 20:02

Originally Posted by Computer Luvvv

Good customer service is very keen, I guess u weren't around in the late 80s or the 90s

Been around longer then that, sorry. And customer service has nothing to do with my post.

You can not dictate terms to a provider on the 1st visit when you have earned no trust. PERIOD. Fact of the hobby.

Also you can just edit your posts, there is no need to make a seperate post to add more. It looks like you are just trying to drive up your post count.

**Sleazebum** · 04-21-10 15:49

The one you refer to is a jackass. Nothing more, nothing less.

PEACE

JJ

Originally Posted by Cranberries

Can anyone explain why Computer Luvv has to respond to the same post three different times? Please check this out:

http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...postcount=3617
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...postcount=3620
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...postcount=3669

**Cranberries** · 04-21-10 15:48

Can anyone explain why Computer Luvv has to respond to the same post three different times? Please check this out:

http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...postcount=3617
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...postcount=3620
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...postcount=3669

**Sleazebum** · 04-21-10 15:45

I just got back from a wonderful massage session from Liz who is a white russian living very near the George Marshall School near Tysons.

She is a tall blonde Russian girl. Nice body and fair face. She offers a great massage dressed in lingerie with an amazing ending for just $120.

She lives in a townhouse and has the living room of the townhouse converted to a massage parlor of sorts. Sturdy massage table. My only complaint is the table does not have the hole for the face, but that is not a show stopper for me.

No shower offered so clean up before you go see her.

She has a strong accent so conversation might be a little difficult even with her clear command of our language. You can get a wonderful massage and easily talk about stuff too if you want.

For contact info you need to PM me and if you are not one of the known jackasses who foul up this board I will give you her contact info.

I highly recommend!

JJ

**Yakblat** · 04-21-10 13:06

I dropped by yesterday and had a good experience. They didn't recognize me and wanted to know how I found out about the place; I told them I saw their ad. Ruby(?) came into my assigned room after I had undressed and grabbed a towel and we were soon off to the shower room. She was cautious but presented her hand to be guided to where I was still unwashed. Back on the massage table she actually gave a nice enough massage which surprised me, as I haven't found that true after a table shower. She was very attentive the whole time and very calming, something else I hadn't noticed in an AMP. I got a little back-walking and decent attention to the legs as well. After turning over, I was again pleased at how relaxing she was.

Although Ruby and MMS were clearly taking the measure of me as I was unfamiliar to them, they weren't rude or suspicious. I like the parking and walk around to the wooded side of the place. The exterior door is open and the doorbell is in the anteroom, so you don't have to stand outside waiting for someone to answer the door. If LE ever stakes out the place they will be easy to spot. All in all, a nice, relaxing experience. .8/.6 Yak

**Cranberries** · 04-21-10 09:03

Originally Posted by Bird Dropping

motioned back to the room asking me if I had left anything behind because clearly I had my clothes and shoes on. Then, as I walked out the front door and saw the irritated expression on your face I realized I didn't tip you, I had only paid the house fee of two jacks and a dime and that is all it had cost me to be relieved of a month's worth of splooge.

I drove away confused and decided that nothing short of a public apology would suffice.

Now I can see why people are required to tip beforehand!

**Xooom** · 04-20-10 22:21

I have to agree with G-man the last few times the massage and service have been very enjoyable.

**AKFourtySeven** · 04-20-10 20:03

Those poufy little pups will probably bring 3-500 each. Hey, remember that place in Dumfries with the dogs?

**Ginger Man** · 04-20-10 15:22

Taking the idea from a friend, I visited NSP today. To these old eyes, they seem to have a good rotation of three attractive attendants. I enjoyed a full, sixty-minute hour, good TS, great massage, and left smiling.

BTW, it seems the manager's foufy little dog had a litter. If any of you guys has a K-girlfriend, you might look into getting her one. Little Poufy froufy dogs being what the K gals seem to like.

Unless the male was an ugly old mutt like me!

**Badboycik** · 04-20-10 11:42

On reflection I have not seen a report in a long time that makes me want to go to a specific place. And the places I have frequented over the years all have new ladies and poorer service. I think I am going to give up the hobby for awhile.

**Pilot Aviator** · 04-19-10 23:00

Friend. This board is nothing if not "some input from you all". So if you want to be part of "you all" digest all the "input" that is here (there are years of posts. But you might start with just reading one or two pages). Then, try a place and report.

And whereever you go ALWAYS BE NICE TO THE LADIES!

PA

Originally Posted by Meetmehalfway6

New to the area and looking to try something out. Can anyone give me some advice on where I should go first where I can get the best service and not be treated like I am LE? I know all AMP's are relatively the same price, but I am just looking for some input from you all.

Thanks

**Meetmehalfway6** · 04-18-10 19:10

New to the area and looking to try something out. Can anyone give me some advice on where I should go first where I can get the best service and not be treated like I am LE? I know all AMP's are relatively the same price, but I am just looking for some input from you all.

Thanks