Massage Parlor Reports

**Cranberries** · 04-21-10 15:48

Can anyone explain why Computer Luvv has to respond to the same post three different times? Please check this out:

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**Sleazebum** · 04-21-10 15:45

I just got back from a wonderful massage session from Liz who is a white russian living very near the George Marshall School near Tysons.

She is a tall blonde Russian girl. Nice body and fair face. She offers a great massage dressed in lingerie with an amazing ending for just $120.

She lives in a townhouse and has the living room of the townhouse converted to a massage parlor of sorts. Sturdy massage table. My only complaint is the table does not have the hole for the face, but that is not a show stopper for me.

No shower offered so clean up before you go see her.

She has a strong accent so conversation might be a little difficult even with her clear command of our language. You can get a wonderful massage and easily talk about stuff too if you want.

For contact info you need to PM me and if you are not one of the known jackasses who foul up this board I will give you her contact info.

I highly recommend!

JJ

**Yakblat** · 04-21-10 13:06

I dropped by yesterday and had a good experience. They didn't recognize me and wanted to know how I found out about the place; I told them I saw their ad. Ruby(?) came into my assigned room after I had undressed and grabbed a towel and we were soon off to the shower room. She was cautious but presented her hand to be guided to where I was still unwashed. Back on the massage table she actually gave a nice enough massage which surprised me, as I haven't found that true after a table shower. She was very attentive the whole time and very calming, something else I hadn't noticed in an AMP. I got a little back-walking and decent attention to the legs as well. After turning over, I was again pleased at how relaxing she was.

Although Ruby and MMS were clearly taking the measure of me as I was unfamiliar to them, they weren't rude or suspicious. I like the parking and walk around to the wooded side of the place. The exterior door is open and the doorbell is in the anteroom, so you don't have to stand outside waiting for someone to answer the door. If LE ever stakes out the place they will be easy to spot. All in all, a nice, relaxing experience. .8/.6 Yak

**Cranberries** · 04-21-10 09:03

Originally Posted by Bird Dropping

motioned back to the room asking me if I had left anything behind because clearly I had my clothes and shoes on. Then, as I walked out the front door and saw the irritated expression on your face I realized I didn't tip you, I had only paid the house fee of two jacks and a dime and that is all it had cost me to be relieved of a month's worth of splooge.

I drove away confused and decided that nothing short of a public apology would suffice.

Now I can see why people are required to tip beforehand!

**Xooom** · 04-20-10 22:21

I have to agree with G-man the last few times the massage and service have been very enjoyable.

**AKFourtySeven** · 04-20-10 20:03

Those poufy little pups will probably bring 3-500 each. Hey, remember that place in Dumfries with the dogs?

**Ginger Man** · 04-20-10 15:22

Taking the idea from a friend, I visited NSP today. To these old eyes, they seem to have a good rotation of three attractive attendants. I enjoyed a full, sixty-minute hour, good TS, great massage, and left smiling.

BTW, it seems the manager's foufy little dog had a litter. If any of you guys has a K-girlfriend, you might look into getting her one. Little Poufy froufy dogs being what the K gals seem to like.

Unless the male was an ugly old mutt like me!

**Badboycik** · 04-20-10 11:42

On reflection I have not seen a report in a long time that makes me want to go to a specific place. And the places I have frequented over the years all have new ladies and poorer service. I think I am going to give up the hobby for awhile.

**Pilot Aviator** · 04-19-10 23:00

Friend. This board is nothing if not "some input from you all". So if you want to be part of "you all" digest all the "input" that is here (there are years of posts. But you might start with just reading one or two pages). Then, try a place and report.

And whereever you go ALWAYS BE NICE TO THE LADIES!

PA

Originally Posted by Meetmehalfway6

New to the area and looking to try something out. Can anyone give me some advice on where I should go first where I can get the best service and not be treated like I am LE? I know all AMP's are relatively the same price, but I am just looking for some input from you all.

Thanks

**Meetmehalfway6** · 04-18-10 19:10

New to the area and looking to try something out. Can anyone give me some advice on where I should go first where I can get the best service and not be treated like I am LE? I know all AMP's are relatively the same price, but I am just looking for some input from you all.

Thanks

**Yetanotherme** · 04-17-10 22:29

Curiosity got the better of me and decided to go to Enliven. I dont know where any kind of positive reviews came from but oh well.

First, the person looking for over 40, you will like this place... What do you think about a decade or two even further? Second, the massage was honestly the worst I've ever had, from anyone, anywhere. I am rather certain that neither she nor I wanted to be there. The short time I was there my thoughts continued to return to wanting to mention that this was just a mistake and let me go but hoped that at least the massage would improve - it did not. Depending on how you look at it, the only good news was that even this terrible massage was shorter than the allotted time.

She noted several times that next time someone nice would take care of me so it would seem that even she knew this session was terrible. As for service... Between the age and poor massage I didn't want any type of service as I was actually looking forward to leaving. Would not even consider returning. I gave a minimal tip really only out of some odd feeling of obligation.

Really, this was bad enough that it will likely keep me from ever returning, not just here, but anywhere.

**Computer Luvvv** · 04-17-10 01:46

Originally Posted by Usteppin

Anyone have any suggestions of places to go that have older women, 40+?

I recently moved to the area and thinking about checking out a place tomorrow night, any place suggestions and names of older girls would be greatly appreciated.

Most places in NOVA have older ladies, try the Dulles area.

**Computer Luvvv** · 04-17-10 01:26

didn't have to work tonite, woke up around 7pm, dick hard as a rock, thought I'd go over to King. Uuuuummm, been there many times, just needed a little stress release, the upsell was pityful, standard DC 1 bone or I don't go for it, so just HE, standard Nova of. 4 (who's driving the price of pussy up?)

**Tophat31** · 04-16-10 21:26

Hahaha welcome to NoVa. ALL of the AMP's here are older women 40+. If anybody finds me one where the girls are under 30 consistantly then let me know. I had a provider who was 50+ once. Not my thing so it sucks compared to other areas b.c its ALL old women.

Oh well

Originally Posted by Usteppin

Anyone have any suggestions of places to go that have older women, 40+?

I recently moved to the area and thinking about checking out a place tomorrow night, any place suggestions and names of older girls would be greatly appreciated.

**Member #6744** · 04-16-10 17:48

Found a place I hadn't seen reviewed in a Korean newspaper. To my surprise it turns out to be the well documented Popeye's in Sterling. Of course it was a little hard to find, the location is extremely discrete.

Welcomed by the Ajima who collected the fee. Then introduced to Micky, but told the TS was busy with another monger who arrived just before me. Micky promised to take good care of me, so I knew I was in the right place.

Waited in the room for about 5 minutes and then again on the TS table, when I learn the tall cute red head, Heidi, was going to be my therapist. Micky is a little older, and quite the spinner, but Heidi was way cuter.

TS was thorough and soapy though the room was a bit cold. Appropriate attention paid to all the right spots.

Back in the room we start with a hot towel and some back walking. The massage in general was fair, not the best but not the worst. Roaming was invited and I graciously obliged. On the flip some more rather painful shoulder work, more roaming leading to the light strokes and standard ending. Full access was granted.

She's new, been here from NY for a couple days. As a welcome, and because she's way cute, tipped one jackson over standard. Didn't realize til I left that it had only been 45 minutes or I would have rethunk the bonus.

Maybe a sign of new place trying harder than some or just a reflection of Heidi's newness, but was asked if everything was acceptable by Micky and the Ajima on the way out. Recalled that Micky had said something about selecting from a lineup earlier also.

Overall on the Face, Body, Service and Attitude scale, 8/8/7/8, highly recommend and I would repeat.