Massage Parlor Reports

[PittPanther]

Seriously, who gives a sh1t about getting legit massages?

Isn't that what Yelp is for?

Boy, do I agree with you!

What's most upsetting is that the original post, where it is described that TLC is Legit, will be buried back in the history. So a recent viewer will see all of this positive discussion about TLC, and think that it's approved by us.

Let me be clear, TLC is LEGIT! No extras to be had!

[Jamz20]

Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..

Been there, only one provider on my initial and only visit couple of options convertible HE or CBJ.. 4 and. 8 respectively. Yes, provider was a larger latina however small chested. Good massage, no shower. Weird thing was I needed to use the washroom and there were Dildo's out like they were on display. Will not repeat.

[Gopher88]

Where is TLC located?

I'd like to try them out.

3109 S Wallace.

[Ghostface89]

Chinese Ancient Spa,
2749 Archer, (just east of Relax)
312-949-1288
Grand opening set for Tues. April 20.

[Alterxxx]

Anyone check this place out? Thought I read there being a chubby Latina, but their ad mentions "girls"...anyone had any experience with them? Please PM me with any info..


~~~~$30 1 HR SPECIAL~~~~
***CUTE AND NICE LATIN GIRLS***
!!!WE OFFER YOU THE BEST TOUCH WITH THE BEST HANDS!!!
AND HOT TOWELS, CANDLES AND COSTUMES!!!
~~~SAFE,CLEAN AND PRIVATE PLACE~~~
$100 45 MIN
$150 60 MIN
CALL FOR MORE INFO: 312 617 72 32
****WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU****


Location: Irving Park Rd.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Nighthawk55]

Seriously, who gives a sh1t about getting legit massages?

Isn't that what Yelp is for?

[Nicky Forza]

Nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated tables WOW I thougth that was so cool. Nice clean shower. They use unsented oil thats a nice touch. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure. Monday 4/19

Yep Gofer, I concur. Tim the owner is there most of the time. He's a really nice guy who gives massages too, though I don't generally get a massage from a man. I always choose Ivy. I haven't yet had Jenny but I'm sure she must be really good too since Tim allows her to continue working there.
For those of us who are really concerned about cleanliness this is the place to go. 3109 S Wallace.

[F Blaster]

LMFAO. The answer.... YES.? Whats that mean LMFAQ?

Laughing My F'ing Ass Off. Datsurman is answering Steven Lynn's question and saying "YES, Cpl Flirt is an idiot." BTW, I have no opinion on this matter.

[Gopher88]

LMFAO. The answer.... YES.

In response to:

LMFAO. The answer.... YES.? Whats that mean LMFAQ?

[Al Bundy78]

I haven't seen too much about this place till lately. They have some bad reviews in the past. What is the deal on this place and how do the Polish girls here rate when compared to Tiff over on Western? PM if you don't wanna share on board.

[Cdthue]

Nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated tables WOW I thougth that was so cool. Nice clean shower. They use unsented oil thats a nice touch. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure. Monday 4/19

Where is TLC located?

I'd like to try them out.

[Cdthue]

Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.

If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.

That's all I got to say about that.

"So I gave it a try Friday night and here is a short version of it."

That's one hell of a short version.

[Gopher88]

Nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated tables WOW I thougth that was so cool. Nice clean shower. They use unsented oil thats a nice touch. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure. Monday 4/19

[Cpl Flirt]

Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.

If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.

That's all I got to say about that.

And if you post something, post something that is worth while to read.

We know we arent the top of the lot.

Why else our we paying for some ass.

[F Blaster]

I was in the area yesterday called no answer. Monica call me back 1/2 hour are so. She told me Anna and her quit, I just seen Anna Monday. Monica told she would let me know where there going to be, Gave me her cel number.

I called the reg. Number Monica answer the phone? Don't know what is going on. Let you when I know, Hope we don't lose Anna she is one of the best provider around.

The only drawback there is walking through the alley by that day care school. Power of Touch Diversy & Long.

I saw Anna a few days before Gopher. If she did quit, I desperately want to know where she ends up. Despite not getting a lot of props on this board, she is my ATF provider.