Massage Parlor Reports

**Cdthue** · 04-19-10 02:07

Originally Posted by Hauss4069

Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.

If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.

That's all I got to say about that.

"So I gave it a try Friday night and here is a short version of it."

That's one hell of a short version.

**Gopher88** · 04-18-10 23:10

Nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated tables WOW I thougth that was so cool. Nice clean shower. They use unsented oil thats a nice touch. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure. Monday 4/19

**Cpl Flirt** · 04-18-10 18:57

Originally Posted by Hauss4069

Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.

If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.

That's all I got to say about that.

And if you post something, post something that is worth while to read.

We know we arent the top of the lot.

Why else our we paying for some ass.

**F Blaster** · 04-18-10 11:23

Originally Posted by Gopher88

I was in the area yesterday called no answer. Monica call me back 1/2 hour are so. She told me Anna and her quit, I just seen Anna Monday. Monica told she would let me know where there going to be, Gave me her cel number.

I called the reg. Number Monica answer the phone? Don't know what is going on. Let you when I know, Hope we don't lose Anna she is one of the best provider around.

The only drawback there is walking through the alley by that day care school. Power of Touch Diversy & Long.

I saw Anna a few days before Gopher. If she did quit, I desperately want to know where she ends up. Despite not getting a lot of props on this board, she is my ATF provider.

**Jamz20** · 04-18-10 08:42

Enjoyable time with A***e. Paid for hr no ts. Very light massage and instantly started teasing. She looks ok, late 20's or early 30's. Nice body and pretty b-cup rack. Only minus is she ask for tips up front but I bet she's been burned by other mongers who don't pay. I recommend highly.

Attitude: 8

Looks: 7

Massage: 5 (note more teasing than massaging)

Finish: 8+ she is my new favorite amt.

**Donny Devito** · 04-18-10 02:43

Originally Posted by Datsurman

The kind of help you need is not offered here.

As 2 others have said, you should be cruising clubs and bars picking up as many hot chicks as you can pull with whatever charm, looks and money that you've got going for yourself. Unless you're really f@cked up, it ain't that hard. Surprisingly there are some ladies out there who - every so often - just want to fvck. Tip. Go to a bar about 1 hour before it closes. If there are women there alone. Most of the time thats a big red flag that they're open to hooking up, IF the right guy approaches them. But you've got to have your sht together.

You only get one shot at youth, buddy. Waste it, and in 10 or 20 years you'll want to kick yourself with a lead boot.

Hmmm.

I'm 24 and often get drunk/F'd up and still get F'd. The thing is, it's 12pm and you are on your lunch break. Your boss has you stressed out. What do you do? Yes, you jump on the red line and get some. Age doesn't matter. There are specific instances you just need to get a nut, no matter the age. Get some!

**Hauss4069** · 04-17-10 20:27

Originally Posted by Cpl Flirt

Ok, so I did not know until now that the post doesn't go up right away. Not that the feedback has been helpful up to now.

So I gave it a try Friday night and here is a short version of it.

Walk in and meet Jennifer at the door. Another guy just came down the hallway, gave her a hug and kiss and left. Good sign, maybe she is free. She said she will be right back. I look around and got a chance to look at the title and cert on the wall. Same last name but one is a guy and the other J some thing, more on that later. This would be my third time dropping by. She asked the usual and push for a table shower. I wanted to pass on the TS and get right to the fun part so I did the hour massage. 7 for a hr.

Got naked massage, I thought she ask to many questions and finely turn it around and got her to tell me more about her. She work Chinatown and LasVegas and now here. She likes dancing and at one point I thought she ask me to dance? Later on that also. I also ask about the hours and she said if night is slow she will stay open later. If she wants to go dancing she and a good day then she close earlier. I thought the massage was ok, little to hard for me and ask her to easy up. At the end she does this slapping thing on your back. OK LOL Seem it took for ever about 45 minutes but finally the flip.

I was already soft and really want to blow the load in her. So I offer what I had and she ask for more and she said next time bring more. Ya Ya, So got to roam everywhere, as she HJ, then blew me. Not bad! I finger and she was wet, but wash wet at first. I figure out she wash after ever visit. So I got her nice and wet and my turn. Put her on the table. By the way, the table is very nice. Strong, soft and can get right up and go for it and no noise. Nice! So I laid her back and ate at the Y. Play with her ass a little and put the plastic on to pump her hard. She took all 8" no complaints. Huge plus, and felt very tight. Tits got hard and made me felt like she enjoys it. Spent about 20 mints so she went over a little.

All done and said, the place is very clean, she is hot, nice ass very sweet pussy, tits are small but get rock hard when you are doing her. Total damage, was 7 for massage, 1$ for Half and Half, and she did ask for tip and gave her 2. Not to bad, What I did not like was she answer the phone twice and twice after the flip she jump up for the door bell. Second time who came in did not leave. I think he was park in the room next to the one I was in. It was insteresting how fast she can cover up and get out!

So I did a little bit of looking on the net. May I have this dance is a studio on Elston. Friday nights they have dancing and I guess she goes. But there is more! Found her name on youtube and can she dance! Like with the stars Ballroom dance. Oh well, thought I had a chance. Also look up her partner in the video and he has a facebook page with some very nice pictures of her. If you want the links PM and let me know if you had any luck with her.

So much for a short report!

Let me get this straight, first you ask on here, then you call and ask, then you write this in detail report.

If it don't feel right, more then likely it's not.

That's all I got to say about that.

**Datsurman** · 04-17-10 16:06

LMFAO. The answer.... YES.

Originally Posted by Steven Lynn

Are you an idiot?

In response to:

Originally Posted by Cpl Flirt

To shy to ask up front what extras she offer. I did call and she said massage only.

**Cpl Flirt** · 04-17-10 10:33

Got a massage and FS. 1$

**Pura Vida** · 04-17-10 10:06

I had some extra time and stopped over in CT. I've been there a few times so mamasan knows me, offers a new "young girl" and I agree. I waited 10-15 minutes as the therapist was not there. "MiMi" arrives and we get down to business. Massage was ok, I've had better, got the full hour plus a fully nude HS. .6 door fee collected after massage and .4 tip with no negotiations and everyone was happy. "MiMi" rates about a 5 on the AMP scale.
Good luck and stay safe!

**Steven Lynn** · 04-17-10 04:30

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**Amp Middleman** · 04-17-10 01:06

Are a lot of newbies here lately, kinda scary with all the trouble last couple months with spa being shut down, makes me not even want to share any info with no one.
RE a previous post here a monger says he called the spa to ask "what other things is done there" Sir are you dumb, stupid, or just plain ignorant?? Anyways, heading to the far west now for some R&R/ business with the Ms's who's a retired and the best Amp girl any one could want. When i get back I don't want to read about anymore spa's being shut down OK CoOK COUNTY??

**Gopher88** · 04-17-10 01:05

Originally Posted by Nonyabiz

Ivy has knocked me out a couple times, easily the best legit massage in Chicago that I know of, granted I've only tried a handful of places there. Haven't tried Jenny yet, maybe next time I'm in the area. I'm visiting Chicago again soon, anyone know where to get a similarly great massage that is a little less legit?

There are about at least 6 with in a 1/2 mile of TLC

**Gopher88** · 04-17-10 01:00

Has anyone ever heard of The Blooming Lotus Massage Therapy?
Is's on Archer Ave near Harlem. I think thats Garfield Ridge not sure. Guy told me they been there for a loog time.

**Nonyabiz** · 04-16-10 23:56

Originally Posted by Gopher88

What a nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated table WOW I thougth that was so cool. Looks like the Boss is a guy his name is Tim. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure.

Ivy has knocked me out a couple times, easily the best legit massage in Chicago that I know of, granted I've only tried a handful of places there. Haven't tried Jenny yet, maybe next time I'm in the area. I'm visiting Chicago again soon, anyone know where to get a similarly great massage that is a little less legit?