Massage Parlor Reports

**Cpl Flirt** · 04-16-10 16:52

Originally Posted by Banks 726

what is up everybody this my 1st time actually posting on this section of the board. Used too hit up Massage spots all the time. Just my 2 cents here last week went over too this place by pulaski and irviing park on the corner kinda. $40 half and this Chinese lady was lookin gooood. Jennifer I think her name was tall, short skirt real nice. $35 fr HR. Massage wasnt that good but hey it had been awhile. Good technique on the HJ though. Had on a gstring with a nice ass. Well till next time just thought I'd share that with everybody!

Well its time for me to step up to the plate! LOL I go by this place everyday after work. Pop in twices and Jennifer is very hot. If I go in again I am hopping for FS. I did notices she seems always busy. I always go by around 5ish. I have also call once and ask "what else does it include" and she said, "massage only, sorry, have a nice day". So it seems from the report above more is to be had.

So help me out the first timer. What is the going rate? I am looking not so much for the massage but to touch, lick and make a deposit.

I saw her prices is 6 for a hour. for what I am looking for how much more will it set me back.

Thanks for your help

New_be

**Gopher88** · 04-16-10 12:55

What a nice friendly place. Very clean. Heated table WOW I thougth that was so cool. Looks like the Boss is a guy his name is Tim. Two girls work there Ivy and Jenny. Took a shower first thern a massage form Ivy last week she is realy great puts the stones on you back. I think that is called Stone Therapy. I fell asleep thats a first. No rush I paid 55. For a hour lasted 70 min's. Over 60 min's how rare is that. I seen Jenny this WOW there both great. It think that heated table is the cats meow. 100 % legit. I don't think there is no extra's to be had here. Will reture for sure.

**Gopher88** · 04-16-10 12:13

I was in the area yesterday called no answer. Monica call me back 1/2 hour are so. She told me Anna and her quit, I just seen Anna Monday. Monica told she would let me know where there going to be, Gave me her cel number.

I called the reg. Number Monica answer the phone? Don't know what is going on. Let you when I know, Hope we don't lose Anna she is one of the best provider around.

The only drawback there is walking through the alley by that day care school. Power of Touch Diversy & Long.

**Ahtorbtuc** · 04-16-10 11:59

I think M****** is strictly legit because they're making an effort to appear more legit. I saw the ads online looking for a certified massage therapist a couple weeks ago, presuming for that purpose. I noticed that they're also putting in some work on the signage and business cards to make it seem more upscale. Whatever works, I appreciate the effort.

On a side note, the coffee shop next door has outdoor seating for summer, freaks me out but I just try to keep my head down.

Originally Posted by Illinoisdesi

Had a session with Tiff of Bellas recently. Thanks to reports that spoke well of her. I endorse prior reports.

Saw, but did not have a session with Melissa of Bellas, again thanks to a couple of reports here. I would rate her as attractive. Also saw the old asian mamasan.

Visited Finesse on Chicago coz Tiff was not available when I first visted Bellas. Saw Crystal (older, sharp features) and Fernanda? (younger, more round features). Crystal winked at me when I asked about 4 hand. Would have scheduled a session had it not been for Tiffany who I was keen on seeing.

Curious if Tiff gets friendler and provide more extras on second and subsequent visits?

**Nighthawk55** · 04-16-10 10:21

Originally Posted by PussyPoker

you should been enjoying all of the free pussy you can at this age. It's later in life when you pay for it.

I don't know about you all, but I am just as ugly now as I was when I was 22.

I WISH I had cracked the code on P4P back then. I CERTAINLY would have spent less at strip joints. Would not have bought so many drinks at bars. I simply would have gotten a P/T job to pay for my hobby and gotten my hedge trimmed each week.

**SpokenOne69** · 04-16-10 10:03

Where exactly have you been mongering in Lombard?

**Datsurman** · 04-16-10 06:18

The kind of help you need is not offered here.

As 2 others have said, you should be cruising clubs and bars picking up as many hot chicks as you can pull with whatever charm, looks and money that you've got going for yourself. Unless you're really f@cked up, it ain't that hard. Surprisingly there are some ladies out there who - every so often - just want to fvck. Tip. Go to a bar about 1 hour before it closes. If there are women there alone. Most of the time thats a big red flag that they're open to hooking up, IF the right guy approaches them. But you've got to have your sht together.

You only get one shot at youth, buddy. Waste it, and in 10 or 20 years you'll want to kick yourself with a lead boot.

Originally Posted by Stevo1414

Hey guys,

been following on here for a long time and have done some mongering in the lombard area, but I am only 22 and it took me alot of time (and money) to find places that would actually service a 22 year old. I am moving into the city and was wondering if anyone has any safe bets for a younger guy to go?

Any help would be much appreciated.

**Al Bundy78** · 04-16-10 04:45

Originally Posted by Stevo1414

Hey guys,

been following on here for a long time and have done some mongering in the lombard area, but I am only 22 and it took me alot of time (and money) to find places that would actually service a 22 year old. I am moving into the city and was wondering if anyone has any safe bets for a younger guy to go?

Any help would be much appreciated.

As far as I know, nobody turns away young guys. Your money is the same as mine. Just take your time and read the posts and you'll find what you are looking for. Besides, you should be getting that college age pussy that the rest of us have to pay for!

**Nicky Forza** · 04-16-10 01:53

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**Nonyabiz** · 04-16-10 01:49

Originally Posted by PussyPoker

you should been enjoying all of the free pussy you can at this age. It's later in life when you pay for it.

Sure, lord knows I was at that age, but that runs the significant risk of accidentally catching a girlfriend, which as many of you probably know can be a life threatening complication.

**PussyPoker** · 04-15-10 23:44

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

you should been enjoying all of the free pussy you can at this age. It's later in life when you pay for it.

**Gopher88** · 04-15-10 23:44

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

I would recommend Sennia's 2400 Wentworth. Got a few young girls there. And around 6 other girls. Very clean up stairs and down. Remember 2en floor 75. TS 1 hour / Basement reg. Shower 50. 1 hour

Are China Spa Massage I think there at 4138 Archer Ave. Anny's the Boss and she's very very nice TS 1 hour massage 55. Stay away from VIP room 75. Not much to talk about.

Happy Hunting

**Cdthue** · 04-15-10 21:56

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

Hell yeah! 22 y/os and teens don't fuck old dudes like myself unless they see plenty of dead prez.

**Raoul Duke** · 04-15-10 20:12

Originally Posted by Stevo1414

Hey guys,

been following on here for a long time and have done some mongering in the lombard area, but I am only 22 and it took me alot of time (and money) to find places that would actually service a 22 year old. I am moving into the city and was wondering if anyone has any safe bets for a younger guy to go?

Any help would be much appreciated.

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

**Cosmok** · 04-15-10 18:05

Was on the look out for something new as we all have to do from time to time and as usual it was a substandard experience. Guess that's why we all fall into habits that are hard to break. We all hate to have buyer remorse.

Went in and saw 3 girls: Karen (young looking, about a 6 on a scale 1-10), another older lady with a very nice rack (probably a 7 in her day. All depends on how you like the more mature ones) plus another girl named Mari. (quite HOT) I had been in there previously and had Karen twice. Both times it was serviceable with an OK massage plus the usual HR with roaming hands. Of course they start out with the usual Latin pricing but eventually agreed on. 7 or. 6 can't remember. Again the whole thing was decent but if you're used to getting the royal treatment from Tiff you're going to be disappointed. Unless like me you knew it would be just okay but you want the variety.

Anyway getting to the central theme of this post, I see the more aloof looking hotter girl in the back and say "I want her"! First thing she does is tell the girl (in spanish) taking the money to tell me that it cost $20 extra to pick the girl. Since I grew up in Latin America I speak fluent spanish and looked straight at her and said why? She gives me the look and says that's the rule. If you pick you pay extra. So of course I'm curious and pay the extra $20. So I'm into this thing for 85 (with table shower). I'm already sure it's a total rip off but like Icarus flying to the sun I know I must try. If for nothing else to warn others.

So the table shower goes well and so does the 40 minutes worth of massage. She actually does a pretty good job and I'm feeling pretty good having a pretty good feeling we're going in the right direction. So at the propitious moment she asks if I want options. To which, of course, I say yes and the negociations begin. Not only does she throw out the usual 5+5+5 option but she says. Oops 5+5+6 to which I say "you mean after you pulled that BS up front getting me to pay the extra 2 just to pick you, you're going to ask for crazy number"?. Then she has the gaul to say "the 2 is not for me? " Anyway I just sit there for a about 10 minutes letting her work on my legs (hoping she'll cave) while the clock winds down and I know it's winding down because she's looking more and more frequently a the clock. So finally I cave. Probably like every other sap that's been to see her up till now. Of course I must pay first and then we get onto biz. The silver lining (a very thin silver lining) was that she was pretty good and played her part very well getting enthusiastic about the whole thing and at least attempting to make me feel like I'm getting my money's worth. (by the way we're talking about nude HR only) Of course moments after I walked out onto Armitage Ave I had instant buyers remorse. I know every monger reading this post has their calculator out adding up the damages. No need to reprimand me for my folly. Just be glad it was not YOU! Who TOFTT this place. And no I have not learned my leason I suspect at some point in the future I'll be back for more punishment to some other overpriced establishment in search of variety! I will be back to Armitage for the older broad. They usually try harder and know more tricks! Plus they tend to be much cheaper. Anyway she'll never figure out that if she'd been reasonably priced she would have been able to separate me from a lot more of my money. On the other hand maybe there is an endless supply of saps like me out there that will continue to walk in?

Looks. 8+

Attitude. (one you're past the money part) 8

Technique. 8

Would not repeat with Mari or Karen