Massage Parlor Reports

**Nicky Forza** · 04-16-10 00:53

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**Nonyabiz** · 04-16-10 00:49

Originally Posted by PussyPoker

you should been enjoying all of the free pussy you can at this age. It's later in life when you pay for it.

Sure, lord knows I was at that age, but that runs the significant risk of accidentally catching a girlfriend, which as many of you probably know can be a life threatening complication.

**PussyPoker** · 04-15-10 22:44

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

you should been enjoying all of the free pussy you can at this age. It's later in life when you pay for it.

**Gopher88** · 04-15-10 22:44

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

I would recommend Sennia's 2400 Wentworth. Got a few young girls there. And around 6 other girls. Very clean up stairs and down. Remember 2en floor 75. TS 1 hour / Basement reg. Shower 50. 1 hour

Are China Spa Massage I think there at 4138 Archer Ave. Anny's the Boss and she's very very nice TS 1 hour massage 55. Stay away from VIP room 75. Not much to talk about.

Happy Hunting

**Cdthue** · 04-15-10 20:56

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

Hell yeah! 22 y/os and teens don't fuck old dudes like myself unless they see plenty of dead prez.

**Raoul Duke** · 04-15-10 19:12

Originally Posted by Stevo1414

Hey guys,

been following on here for a long time and have done some mongering in the lombard area, but I am only 22 and it took me alot of time (and money) to find places that would actually service a 22 year old. I am moving into the city and was wondering if anyone has any safe bets for a younger guy to go?

Any help would be much appreciated.

If I was 22, I wouldn't waste my time with this crap. I'd be out tapping as much 22 year old ass that I could meet at the local bars.

**Cosmok** · 04-15-10 17:05

Was on the look out for something new as we all have to do from time to time and as usual it was a substandard experience. Guess that's why we all fall into habits that are hard to break. We all hate to have buyer remorse.

Went in and saw 3 girls: Karen (young looking, about a 6 on a scale 1-10), another older lady with a very nice rack (probably a 7 in her day. All depends on how you like the more mature ones) plus another girl named Mari. (quite HOT) I had been in there previously and had Karen twice. Both times it was serviceable with an OK massage plus the usual HR with roaming hands. Of course they start out with the usual Latin pricing but eventually agreed on. 7 or. 6 can't remember. Again the whole thing was decent but if you're used to getting the royal treatment from Tiff you're going to be disappointed. Unless like me you knew it would be just okay but you want the variety.

Anyway getting to the central theme of this post, I see the more aloof looking hotter girl in the back and say "I want her"! First thing she does is tell the girl (in spanish) taking the money to tell me that it cost $20 extra to pick the girl. Since I grew up in Latin America I speak fluent spanish and looked straight at her and said why? She gives me the look and says that's the rule. If you pick you pay extra. So of course I'm curious and pay the extra $20. So I'm into this thing for 85 (with table shower). I'm already sure it's a total rip off but like Icarus flying to the sun I know I must try. If for nothing else to warn others.

So the table shower goes well and so does the 40 minutes worth of massage. She actually does a pretty good job and I'm feeling pretty good having a pretty good feeling we're going in the right direction. So at the propitious moment she asks if I want options. To which, of course, I say yes and the negociations begin. Not only does she throw out the usual 5+5+5 option but she says. Oops 5+5+6 to which I say "you mean after you pulled that BS up front getting me to pay the extra 2 just to pick you, you're going to ask for crazy number"?. Then she has the gaul to say "the 2 is not for me? " Anyway I just sit there for a about 10 minutes letting her work on my legs (hoping she'll cave) while the clock winds down and I know it's winding down because she's looking more and more frequently a the clock. So finally I cave. Probably like every other sap that's been to see her up till now. Of course I must pay first and then we get onto biz. The silver lining (a very thin silver lining) was that she was pretty good and played her part very well getting enthusiastic about the whole thing and at least attempting to make me feel like I'm getting my money's worth. (by the way we're talking about nude HR only) Of course moments after I walked out onto Armitage Ave I had instant buyers remorse. I know every monger reading this post has their calculator out adding up the damages. No need to reprimand me for my folly. Just be glad it was not YOU! Who TOFTT this place. And no I have not learned my leason I suspect at some point in the future I'll be back for more punishment to some other overpriced establishment in search of variety! I will be back to Armitage for the older broad. They usually try harder and know more tricks! Plus they tend to be much cheaper. Anyway she'll never figure out that if she'd been reasonably priced she would have been able to separate me from a lot more of my money. On the other hand maybe there is an endless supply of saps like me out there that will continue to walk in?

Looks. 8+

Attitude. (one you're past the money part) 8

Technique. 8

Would not repeat with Mari or Karen

**Stevo1414** · 04-15-10 15:41

Hey guys,

been following on here for a long time and have done some mongering in the lombard area, but I am only 22 and it took me alot of time (and money) to find places that would actually service a 22 year old. I am moving into the city and was wondering if anyone has any safe bets for a younger guy to go?

Any help would be much appreciated.

**Banks 726** · 04-15-10 15:09

what is up everybody this my 1st time actually posting on this section of the board. Used too hit up Massage spots all the time. Just my 2 cents here last week went over too this place by pulaski and irviing park on the corner kinda. $40 half and this Chinese lady was lookin gooood. Jennifer I think her name was tall, short skirt real nice. $35 fr HR. Massage wasnt that good but hey it had been awhile. Good technique on the HJ though. Had on a gstring with a nice ass. Well till next time just thought I'd share that with everybody!

**Al Bundy78** · 04-15-10 07:32

Originally Posted by Illinoisdesi

Curious if Tiff gets friendler and provide more extras on second and subsequent visits?

Nope, convertable HR is the extent of the menu.

I've tried!

**Gopher88** · 04-14-10 22:36

I don't know what's going on ether, but this tipping has gotten way out of hand. Even during a recession. Most of the girls down in China town start out at 100. There just nuts, 60 at the door Then a extra see Note. Some of the gal's even ask for the money up front. 1/2 hour in to the massage, Lot of balls.

Someone brought up a good point a while back. A waitress don't ask how much you're going to tip me up front and don't expect a tip prior to your finishing a meal

I see two nice looking Polish gal on the north side. Nice nice nice both of them aim to please. My first time there after the massage Monica asked me to give her what I though the hour massage was worth. I could have fell over.

Monica and Anna Long and Divirecy I know I spelled that wrong 2800 North.

**Ahtorbtuc** · 04-14-10 18:50

I saw the new Latina at Bella today on my way out of appointment with another girl. Damn, wish she would would loosen up. She would be 8-9 hot on any scale.

**Illinoisdesi** · 04-14-10 17:56

Had a session with Tiff of Bellas recently. Thanks to reports that spoke well of her. I endorse prior reports.

Saw, but did not have a session with Melissa of Bellas, again thanks to a couple of reports here. I would rate her as attractive. Also saw the old asian mamasan.

Visited Finesse on Chicago coz Tiff was not available when I first visted Bellas. Saw Crystal (older, sharp features) and Fernanda? (younger, more round features). Crystal winked at me when I asked about 4 hand. Would have scheduled a session had it not been for Tiffany who I was keen on seeing.

Curious if Tiff gets friendler and provide more extras on second and subsequent visits?

**Chicago Biker** · 04-14-10 17:45

Rode by the school today around 2 pm, and it was closed. I wonder if they are taking precautionary measures........or ??

**Jesus Collins** · 04-14-10 17:36

Went over to and Western to give this place another whirl. I made an appointment w/ Molly on another poster's recomendation.

To make it short, this girl had no personality whatsoever and was but reasonibly attractive. Plus, I like my women girly and this gal was a bit rough.

Massage was good enough, instaed of massage oil, I could be wrong but I think she used I can't Believe It's not butter. 3 showers to get that crap off me. He was fair. Way over priced. Set me back as much as a VIP session at the old L. Saw that Latina MT walking out. She is adorable. Any info on her PM me. I think She is stirctly legit.

I don't know, I know alot of mongers like this place but it's just no Lisunia.

BTW: Heat all over this place. There was an ummarked car in the auto shop as I walked by and 2 of chicago's finest walking out of the restaurant that I nodded Hello, to as I rang the buzzer. Also, there were two older hispanic women chatting in Spanish about bella right in front of the place.