Massage Parlor Reports

**TheGreatSatan** · 04-14-10 20:26

Place freshly listing on CL, on Newport 1075 (over by Tustin Bodyworks) I think was the number. 3 older Koreans, Jeans, low rate for 1 hour at 40, no hint of extras, begged for tip scoffed when I asked for change for a 20. Really, I'm not tipping more than 10 for a decent massage (hers wasnt). Got the typical bad mouthing by all three in the front as I stood waiting for change. Would not repeat. Avoid.

**Fe Maiden** · 04-14-10 19:54

Originally Posted by Rastakid

Visited the Orange County area and tried out three establishments (two I read about here) and as follows:

First visit was of Coral Spa and had a older chunky korean (approx 5'5, 140) which means she had a spare tire, but not horrible, definitely not as cute as the perky korean that originally met me at the door. Went in and laid on the table, she started with a horrible just pressing massage, then put the oil on and it got better but not great. Had her take the towel off and still she would not even come close to the boys. On the flip she placed the towel back on the jewels and finished a lackluster job on the front. She then said finished very shyly and went to leave, but I persuaded her for a HE, finally something worth talking about, very nice technique. Unfortunately this was days ago and my memory is not as good as it was when I was younger, but name was Linda or something similiar. L6/A8/S8 (S improved only by HE). Total Damage $.

Second visit was to Eden Spa, met Chinese girl about 35+, not very attractive, but the massage was much better than Coral, but again kept distance from the jewels. Unfortunately this one could not be persuaded to give HE, and stated no girl does HE at this establishment, which if you ever find the ad for them, I would think otherwise. Anyway left with total damage. 7 with L6/A8/S7.

Third visit was to Go-Karts. Found this website on craigslist by accident. Came in and MS sent in Moon. Not my first pick but she definitely had some age and pounds, but not fat, just a little big boned. Started with crappy massage, but as we all know the Go-Kart place is not for the massage, so she flipped me over and grabbed the lotion. Started with nice HJ, but told her I wanted the entire package. She undressed and slipped the rubber on with a horrible CBJ. Started in DG, and finished in Mish. She continuously complained of discomfort and was very unenjoyable experience overall, but got the deed done. Finished with self shower and total damage was $$. I appologize if this falls below your typical damage, as it was only 30 min service and had to self shower. I really don't know how you guys put up with the service, anytime you boys want to come out to the Hawaiian islands and see how service should be (1hr with table shower and great looking koreans for $$) I will be more than helpful in referencing you to a quality AMP, unless you like the streetwalkers, which downtown (chinatown) can be real cheap while Waikiki SW are $$$ minimum.

Mahalo,

Rastakid

Happy Mongering

$$ as in 200 at gokarts for 30 min????????

**Josh K** · 04-14-10 19:11

Don't usually report, but figure I've leeched enough good info from the site for the past few years that I figure I should give something back to the community.

Recent closing of 108 has me looking for a new place in Irvine. Saw an ad in CL for 17875 Skypark. Blacked out windows, open sign barely visible thru glass. Went inside and older mms greeted, asked if it was the first time. Said 'sure' since it doesn't seem to matter in these places. Was taken upstairs, where I met a girl probably mid to late 30s. Face wasn't great, body was okay, probably about a 5 overall (decent rack, but definitely older). Korean girl so standards are higher for me.

Paid 50 for a good firm 15 minutes of massage, followed by a flip. Went with the HJ since she wasn't doing it for me. She asked what I wanted so guess she would do BJ or FS, but didn't bother. Told me business is slow because tax day, place has only been open a couple of months. Not sure it will stay open with the traffic they C. Left 40 for tip.

Would only return if its been a couple of weeks without better action. Would rate it 1. 5/5 overall. Location was clean, rooms were decent.

Will provide more reviews as different places are tried. Until I find something that I don't to have shut down for too much traffic. Happy to hear from anyone willing to say if there's something better in the area.

**Cash Value** · 04-14-10 15:56

What I think is funny is when someone says the girl is 20 and I know the girl and shes 30ish. Damn you guys need some schooling. Or this guy msg me and told me about a girl with a big ass. So I go and shes the one greeting me. I see her ass and its small to med. I told her I wanted a girl with a some junk and she says no understand.
I had a mex last week with a great round ass that really got into it. That was hot but mex is a dine a dozen this year. The hot young asians are all on vacation or something. I dont mind 30ish but really would like a good massage from a 20 asian wearing something other then jeans. Yeah I know good luck.

**Juan Pablo** · 04-14-10 14:05

Originally Posted by Oneoh8

Ok

Finally got up the nerve to sneak into the Karts front a few weeks ago. God I miss 108!

50/100 for 30 min. Ruby. Saw her at 108 a few times. Lousy massage, CBJ, Froggy all and all not bad MMS friendly enough

Apparently 108 closed because other tenants complaining. Was told to keep on the DL

Now. Karts Front is way too risky for me as I work close by and everyone from my office goes to the Sandi shop in front

I loved 108. Was the only place Ive ever gone to and am looking for something similar in the area. Really can't afford to experiment with hot or miss. Could someone please help a brother out and PM me a decent place in the area?

There are a few places in the skypark cir. area by the airport. from the karts parking lot, go right on Von Karman, then left on main. Skypark cir. is on the right. You'll see a neon sign as you turn onto Skypark. That's just one spot.

**Oneoh8** · 04-14-10 13:08

Ok

Finally got up the nerve to sneak into the Karts front a few weeks ago. God I miss 108!

50/100 for 30 min. Ruby. Saw her at 108 a few times. Lousy massage, CBJ, Froggy all and all not bad MMS friendly enough

Apparently 108 closed because other tenants complaining. Was told to keep on the DL

Now. Karts Front is way too risky for me as I work close by and everyone from my office goes to the Sandi shop in front

I loved 108. Was the only place Ive ever gone to and am looking for something similar in the area. Really can't afford to experiment with hot or miss. Could someone please help a brother out and PM me a decent place in the area?

**Socalasian** · 04-14-10 12:01

Well there have been so many lurkers, people with bad info, etc here lately that i just haven't bothered reporting. The last post I specifically put "Senior Members PM me" and I got 22 messages from people with less than 2 posts. What's so hard about this guys?

Here's an example- read this post and the place was close to a meeting I was going to so I thought I'd try. Reading that- it looked like a 30 door fee and a 80 tip for massage, FS doggie for 110 total. I get there- MMS at door says 60/hour. Ask for half hour "we don't do that". Finally agree on 40 for 30 minutes. Massage with HE but NO FS, NO DOGGIE. Tipped 40 and was on my way.

People get your facts straight and don't post your "personal specials" or your "fantasy excursions". You're supposed to post information that all of us can use. What the hell happened to the dependable posters here? Guess they're all probably hanging out and stopped sharing like me...

Happy Hunting!

Originally Posted by Ssai1112

I went to my favorite in Brookhurst called Palace. Met a girl named vivian and she greeted me well.. 3 was collected from the entrance then led me into the room. She had a good skill of massage, then worked on my front. She first gave a soft touch,., then finished off doggie. She looked mid 20's and slim. At the end, I tipped her. 8 and the total was 1. 1. MMS is in process of hiring more girls and I will for sure to be back!

**Bronsonator** · 04-14-10 08:45

She might try to save that for her novio.

**Mcfrdd** · 04-14-10 04:37

Originally Posted by Ampmaster

Had to visit with H*** at JWA. This was my second time visiting her. I asked about the boots this time, but she did not have them. Haha. Down to biz. CBJ, cg, k9, missionary. I asked for hole #2, but she kept saying "no papi, you're too big. " (yeah right) Oh well, she talked dirty and I popped and was out of there in 25mins. Tipped MMS xtra $10 and I was out. I still think MMS is hawt!

BTW, H*** moved her day to Friday and there is going to be a new girl on Mondays, per the MMS. I'm sure BMalibu or Bronsonator will give a full report, if I don't first! 8-)

I will definitely come check out the new Monday talent. Hopefully that will be better and make me a frequent Monday Monger.

**B Malibu** · 04-14-10 03:01

Can't believe she took her culo off the menu; I guess I'll have to pay her a visit and straighten her out. Hehe...

Originally Posted by Ampmaster

Had to visit with H*** at JWA. This was my second time visiting her. I asked about the boots this time, but she did not have them. Haha. Down to biz. CBJ, cg, k9, missionary. I asked for hole #2, but she kept saying "no papi, you're too big. " (yeah right) Oh well, she talked dirty and I popped and was out of there in 25mins. Tipped MMS xtra $10 and I was out. I still think MMS is hawt!

BTW, H*** moved her day to Friday and there is going to be a new girl on Mondays, per the MMS. I'm sure BMalibu or Bronsonator will give a full report, if I don't first! 8-)

**Gookster** · 04-14-10 02:03

So there's this place on gg blvd near dale that I've gone to two times. 40/hh and I think 60/h.

First time I was there, I got this cute 20 something named kimberly, she even gave me her number afterwards. We made a lot of small talk and even chatted in viet which I'm not so great at but it was still cool. She wanted to get straight to business with the HJ but for the price I was paying, I asked for a massage first. It was good with lots of pressure. So she wanted 60 for the HJ and I even asked about a BJ which she fucking said 120! So I just got the HJ instead and man it was great! This girl knows what she's doing. By the way, she has a boyfriend which I asker her about and she said that the poor sucker doesn't even know she's doing this.

Second time I went, it was after the DUB show and I saw so many hot sluts there that I couldn't hold it in! So paid the lady at the front the usual 40 for the room. So I took everything off and waited for a girl named britney another cute 20 something viet chick. This girl was not the small talk type so I didn't feel as comfortable as I was with kimberly. HOWEVER this girl only charged me 80 for the BJ and she even said for 1 (uses #1 finger) I could have everything (brings two hands down to show her body). But fuck I was 20 bucks short. Anyways, it was great BJ for that price and she even sat on top of me facing the other way while doing her job. My little guy was being difficult and wouldn't cum so she wanted to finish off manually but I wouldn't let her. After a couple more minutes I let her finish me off with a HJ with some great realistic moans added in! She wouldn't give me her number but said that she works on weekends. By the way, I could hear a guy in the next room with another girl which was totally awkward.

**Cash Value** · 04-13-10 15:52

Hate to even tell some of you F'ers this but, went to Misty Spa. Its on newport where the old Tropicana or whatever was. Same place, very nice inside. Has a shower. The 3 girls I saw there were 30ish and tiny but cute. Im not saying her name (you can at least try whoever you get) but she was tiny with long hair. Pretty cute, had on some super thin stretch pants kinda like she was wearing nothing. So her massage was lots of oil with her hands all over. The little towel was all over the place but still there. She moved all the time so I could have access to whatever I wanted. She felt good since I mentioned the pants. I will skip some things (she kissed me and I could tell I got her hot from some things I was doing) I flip and get a great tease and she finishes me. Um...her pants were near her feet and she kinda had on a bra but it moved somehow...haha

I would go back unless the regular idiots screw the place up before I can get there again. Oh its 65 an hour.

**B Malibu** · 04-13-10 03:31

Man, I hate how early mp's close in OC, especially over by the planes.

Originally Posted by Cali Kilo

Stopped in at Herbs/Aroma-therapy place on Saturday 4/10 same one reported by "skew" here (http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...postcount=4562.) Just before closing around 7:15pm paid mms .50 for 1/2 hr. Got shown to a large and very clean room. Before I was even undressed in came "Charli" Korean spinnner with 8 body and a 6 face. Straight to negotiations which resulted in cbj. total damage $1 might return.

**B Malibu** · 04-13-10 03:27

Word! I always check an inquiring member's previous post content. I shared info with one zero poster once and I'm pretty sure he sold me out at one place. Lesson learned. Best feature on this site is "Find other posts by ______."

Originally Posted by Oc Amper

I'll second that. No one really enjoys the guy with three posts asking questions about the best places, unless those three posts contain good information

It is really about post quality more than quantity. Unfortunately, after one gets a couple hundred posts, people tend to forget if there was any quality at any time during those posts.

**Ssai1112** · 04-13-10 02:34

I went to my favorite in Brookhurst called Palace. Met a girl named vivian and she greeted me well.. 3 was collected from the entrance then led me into the room. She had a good skill of massage, then worked on my front. She first gave a soft touch,., then finished off doggie. She looked mid 20's and slim. At the end, I tipped her. 8 and the total was 1. 1. MMS is in process of hiring more girls and I will for sure to be back!