Massage Parlor Reports

[Slugfest2]

FYI...M says business is bad and seems to be getting worse. Fewer new faces and less frequency with the regulars. Hate to see this one go away.

I think I'm due for a session with J on Wednesday.

[Durtybird]

Just wanted to mention I saw B and loved every minute. I wrote a review about it too. She's hot.

I decided to make a second trip , in my opinion, to probably the best fs location in Socal. I had heard that B---y was a firecracker and that she was one of the Wednesday girls. I think she may have been gone for a while but was supposedly back. So I called mms M at the JWA location to she if she was available and as luck was on my side..she was. So the appointment was made for the following day.

Since I had a day to think about my next romp I decided look around the forum to see if any of the seniors had anything to say about my Wednesday date. Glad I did. It seems Mr Malibu ( thanks Bro ) has had a couple of dates with my next adventure and his reports were less that what I had hoped for. Both trips were rushed to include " Papi, hurry up" which for me is the ultimate turn off, especially at these prices. To add addtional pain to the story her blowjobs were called "toothy and painfull " He also said he would not go back.Time to move on.

Called M and asked if it would be appropriate to switch and she said " sure, no problem", noboby but M and I would know so no harm. After Bronsonator's fine report on the other Wednesday girl J---y I made the switch. Glad I did.

Showed up early for the shower and to my room, end of the hall, the room with all the mirrors. J shows up looking fine. Appears young, pretty eyes, nice lips, great body. The bolt ons look real, feel real and taste real. A bit of a spinner.

I lay stomach down and get a brief massage and she gets right to the boys so. She rubs her tits all over my back and ass and I naturally flip so the party could get started. After all the praise for my cock ( which I am pretty sure is standard verbage ) the hat goes on and I get a very serious blow job, really a good one even considering it was covered. A solid 10 minute suck, and by the way, no teeth.

Next I get the straddle which is no contact but her **** and my dick. I'm watching her in the mirror glide up and dow and in and out. A memory not soon to be forgotten. I wanted to switch to standing mish for some serious fucking.When I entered her from the side of the bed I bent over and got close to her so I could take in her scents and was welcomed to tiny little kisses, not GFE, but light sexy little lip kisses....how nice.

I finished, laid on her a bit and pulled out. Got a hot towel and cleaned up. She dressed me and tied my tie ( took her 3 times to get it right ) and had some giggles each time she got it wrong but insisted on getting it right.

On the way out I chatted with M who wanted to introduce me to B--ty. WOW, what a looker, looks like pure sex. Really gave me somthing to think about.

Anyway $ 50 entry, $120 for my girl and $ 20 for M. Everybody was very thankfull.

FYI...M says business is bad and seems to be getting worse. Fewer new faces and less frequency with the regulars. Hate to see this one go away.

A special thanks to the form seniors for some solid advice on this trip.

Regards,

Bud

[Wino Rhino]

The parlor on Von Karman at #108? Looks like they moved. Anyone know where they went?

Went there this morning. Empty. Guy next door didn't know where they went.

[Oc Amper]

The parlor on Von Karman at #108? Looks like they moved. Anyone know where they went?

[Fe Maiden]

2 days ago I was at Carls for a crap burger. I saw Coral Spa and figured what the hell. I needed to relax after eating and could lay down while I got as massage. I get Julie, Middle aged in a shirt and some kind of nylon pants. Her ass looked small and tight from what I could see. She did a good massage so when she was close I rubbed her leg. She didint back off so I went for her ass. Yeah its a tiny korean tight ass. She had no problems with some rubbing. So she gets to my ass and does one hell of a sensual rub all over, in between down the crack and then some ball stroking. It was good believe it or not. After 10 minutes of her ball massage and ass rubbing I flip. Does this sensual all around up and down then more ball rubbing. She gently slides her hand up my shaft. Does this pretty good 2 hand sensual while slowly stroking. I was surprised. Tipped 40 and out.

I've seen Julie there a few times. She has always done a great job for me. Lots of "hands on" the important spots even before the flip!

[Greenhornet57]

This isn't the one next to the Haircut place and a bar, in that little strip area on Ponderosa is it? I think I've had Julie there before, she actually gives a good massage, but I haven't gotten anything else from her. (If it's the same place I'm talking about). OK, maybe I'm slow. What does 'helping underneath' mean? she'd massage the family jewels while you self service?

I went today and had Julie, a spinner Vietnamese, semi cute.

Great massage and on the flip junior was ready. She said to do it myself and she would help underneath. Not what I wanted so stuck with the massage.

[Cash Value]

I went today and had Julie, a spinner Vietnamese, semi cute.

Great massage and on the flip junior was ready. She said to do it myself and she would help underneath. Not what I wanted so stuck with the massage.

A semi cute spinner viet? OMG dude dont start a mad rush to the place. Self service is way funny. Guess you could massage yourself too. Where are the damn cute young spinner sluts hiding?

[The Camel]

Cant be lazy. Gotta call all that you want to try. I tell them the city Im in. I also tell them up front that I am American and if that will be a problem. 90 percent are ok with that. I just call untill I find what I want. That is part of the fun. Its too easy to just walk in to an AMP.

Not lazy, but definitely very busy, so I need these ads to provide a little more info and inspiration. Also don't need my phone number recorded in dozens of provider/brothel phone logs around town. Some of the ads give location, but most don't. I suspect that the reason for that at least up here in L.A. is that the locations are dicey areas to be in and park your car on the street in at night. I personally don't have a problem being in the hood, but leaving my car on a street heavily trodden with shady characters is another story.

Why do 10% of the places have a problem with you being a gabacho? Is it fear that you could be an undercover? I used to hang out in a couple of mexican bars that had some low key ficha activity going on, and would at times have dancers and working girls come in - do some cheap lap dances and some guys would take them for hotel dates later on. I was real comfortable in these joints and then one day discovered that some of the "recently arrived" ficheras and some of the patrons weren't too comfortable about my white ass being there. One guy bought me a beer and told me that everybody thought I was a narc, vice, or la migra. So I decided I didn't want to chill the good times these folks were looking for, and now I stay away from these places. So I suppose the same fears could run through a stealthy provider operation. Not particularly good reasoning on their part as you would figure that an LE undercover operation would seek to blend in by using latino officers, not stand out. But still, I get their paranoia.

So that is a good tip - telling them I'm gabacho before I go. Though that would be evident from my less than fluent spanish.

[Migrant One]

I checked out this place on the first day they were open, today. For those that have been around a while the address may look familiar. It is the old ranch location. Service was not in the ranch's league unfortunately. Massage only on my visit. It is an asian place that does massage and facials. I was not able to give a facial however, LOL. I may go back for another spin but I didn't see much promise

13974 Ponderosa Santa Ana
714 973 7950

I went today and had Julie, a spinner Vietnamese, semi cute.

Great massage and on the flip junior was ready. She said to do it myself and she would help underneath. Not what I wanted so stuck with the massage.

[Cash Value]

2 days ago I was at Carls for a crap burger. I saw Coral Spa and figured what the hell. I needed to relax after eating and could lay down while I got as massage. I get Julie, Middle aged in a shirt and some kind of nylon pants. Her ass looked small and tight from what I could see. She did a good massage so when she was close I rubbed her leg. She didint back off so I went for her ass. Yeah its a tiny korean tight ass. She had no problems with some rubbing. So she gets to my ass and does one hell of a sensual rub all over, in between down the crack and then some ball stroking. It was good believe it or not. After 10 minutes of her ball massage and ass rubbing I flip. Does this sensual all around up and down then more ball rubbing. She gently slides her hand up my shaft. Does this pretty good 2 hand sensual while slowly stroking. I was surprised. Tipped 40 and out.

Anyone seen this white lady yet? Shes in Laguna Hills too and works out of her apartment.

Full body coconut oil Massage by sweet natured beautiful therapist.
Swedish, Esalen, Deep Tissue, Reiki, Stretching, Intuitive Massage & Bodywork.... and more.

Out call available. In call Laguna Hills Studio. (530) 261-1628
please call cell phone to schedule. Not usually by computer to respond to appointment requests.

Rates include transportation, super luxury massage table, linens, oils and healing relaxing music and professional body work session.
One hour $70
One hour half $90
Two hour $140
$10 discount for In-call appointments in studio

About me
Graduate of the Desert Institute Healing Arts, 1000 Hour Massage Therapy 2003
Trained at Barbara Brennan School of Healing, Uppleder Institute, and Berkeley Institute
I specialize in Energy Healing, and Deep Tissue

[Monkey1234]

Here's one:

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/1659822479.html

If she is for real, she is problaby $200 per hour to start for the massage... or she has a penis.

Anyone know?

[Bronco]

Most of my "amantes" over the last 15 years have been latinas with little English, and I'd like to penetrate....uh, explore this P4P market a little bit. What papers do you check out? I've picked some up in OC, but haven't seen any chica for hire classifieds in any but the local edition of El Clasificado.

I always check out EC up in L.A. where I live. Tons of ads. What frustrates me is they all pretty much say the same thing, don't often indicate what part of the city they're in. So it turns into just a long list of indistinguishable phone numbers, and I'm too lazy to make a bunch of phone calls to figure out who does what for how much and where. I specially like the idea that many of these chicas are available around the clock - so say the ads.

Cant be lazy. Gotta call all that you want to try. I tell them the city Im in. I also tell them up front that I am American and if that will be a problem. 90 percent are ok with that. I just call untill I find what I want. That is part of the fun. Its too easy to just walk in to an AMP.

[Ib Mike]

I checked out this place on the first day they were open, today. For those that have been around a while the address may look familiar. It is the old ranch location. Service was not in the ranch's league unfortunately. Massage only on my visit. It is an asian place that does massage and facials. I was not able to give a facial however, LOL. I may go back for another spin but I didn't see much promise

13974 Ponderosa Santa Ana
714 973 7950

[Stugots25]

Anyway, just thought I'd share my story of wandering aimlessly with the hopes to score.!

Hey Modern. Wow what a story. So I am guessing you paid about $60 in gas. LOL Thanks for the stories though.

Stu

[Stugots25]

First, it has nothing to do with legal protection, it's just our version of "shorthand" just like any other business or club uses. I'm sure if (here, I'll spell it out for you) Law Enforcement wanted to crack down on Johns, there's always that possibility that they could try to take the information written here and use it for coercion. However, Jackson has stated numerous times that A) The servers are located outside of the USA's legal jurisdiction, B) Jackson has NEVER been contacted by any Law Enforcement agency of any kind, and C) There's really no proof of any solicitation.

Second, its a hell of a lot easier to write a report from your Blackberry or I-Phone if you can abbreviate (even though I still like my Razor as I can text while I drive). Haha...
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Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided... Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that? Sure, a particular Mms I know is cool with the reviews, but only for referral purposes. But, as they say, "loose lips sink ships," and therefore I highly doubt you'll be hearing anymore juicy posts from me (my fault I guess). The only stuff I'll probably continue to write about is when I meet a worthwhile SW. But hell, even 80% of the SW's out there have handles on here and read about themselves daily so that's pointless now too. Maybe I'll just snap a few photos and contribute that way, or I can simply just respond to moronic posts. Hahaha...For the boys I know and trust, feel free to hit me up via PM to share exciting details or any new findings and I'll be sure and do the same. Probably best for me to turn off my transponder from here on out.

Bmal. Sorry to hear that people are being like that. They really should know better than to do stupid thing like that. I always loved hearing the adventures of Bmal. Hope it wouldn't be forever

Stu