Massage Parlor Reports

[Bronco]

Most of my "amantes" over the last 15 years have been latinas with little English, and I'd like to penetrate....uh, explore this P4P market a little bit. What papers do you check out? I've picked some up in OC, but haven't seen any chica for hire classifieds in any but the local edition of El Clasificado.

I always check out EC up in L.A. where I live. Tons of ads. What frustrates me is they all pretty much say the same thing, don't often indicate what part of the city they're in. So it turns into just a long list of indistinguishable phone numbers, and I'm too lazy to make a bunch of phone calls to figure out who does what for how much and where. I specially like the idea that many of these chicas are available around the clock - so say the ads.

Cant be lazy. Gotta call all that you want to try. I tell them the city Im in. I also tell them up front that I am American and if that will be a problem. 90 percent are ok with that. I just call untill I find what I want. That is part of the fun. Its too easy to just walk in to an AMP.

[Ib Mike]

I checked out this place on the first day they were open, today. For those that have been around a while the address may look familiar. It is the old ranch location. Service was not in the ranch's league unfortunately. Massage only on my visit. It is an asian place that does massage and facials. I was not able to give a facial however, LOL. I may go back for another spin but I didn't see much promise

13974 Ponderosa Santa Ana
714 973 7950

[Stugots25]

Anyway, just thought I'd share my story of wandering aimlessly with the hopes to score.!

Hey Modern. Wow what a story. So I am guessing you paid about $60 in gas. LOL Thanks for the stories though.

Stu

[Stugots25]

First, it has nothing to do with legal protection, it's just our version of "shorthand" just like any other business or club uses. I'm sure if (here, I'll spell it out for you) Law Enforcement wanted to crack down on Johns, there's always that possibility that they could try to take the information written here and use it for coercion. However, Jackson has stated numerous times that A) The servers are located outside of the USA's legal jurisdiction, B) Jackson has NEVER been contacted by any Law Enforcement agency of any kind, and C) There's really no proof of any solicitation.

Second, its a hell of a lot easier to write a report from your Blackberry or I-Phone if you can abbreviate (even though I still like my Razor as I can text while I drive). Haha...
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Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided... Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that? Sure, a particular Mms I know is cool with the reviews, but only for referral purposes. But, as they say, "loose lips sink ships," and therefore I highly doubt you'll be hearing anymore juicy posts from me (my fault I guess). The only stuff I'll probably continue to write about is when I meet a worthwhile SW. But hell, even 80% of the SW's out there have handles on here and read about themselves daily so that's pointless now too. Maybe I'll just snap a few photos and contribute that way, or I can simply just respond to moronic posts. Hahaha...For the boys I know and trust, feel free to hit me up via PM to share exciting details or any new findings and I'll be sure and do the same. Probably best for me to turn off my transponder from here on out.

Bmal. Sorry to hear that people are being like that. They really should know better than to do stupid thing like that. I always loved hearing the adventures of Bmal. Hope it wouldn't be forever

Stu

[Stugots25]

In the past I have been basically a consumer interested in a great massage with a happy ending. Some of my regulars after getting to know them have served up bbbj's but up until recently have not been a F/S guy.

After reading some full service adventures I thought this might be something I might want try to see if it was my cup of tea.

The hot spot used by many veterans that is kept secret because of its superior quality girls and club like exclusivity was suggested to me via pm. He was generous enough to give me a phone number.

So I called mms M and she needed a name of my referral and said she would verify it and call me make, which she did. My appoint was for 2 with H, the Monday Latino. I arrived 10 minutes early and met the greeter. Very nice girl, very nice location. Paid my fifty and was taken to room # 2. Small but neat and clean. M offered a shower which I took and back to my room to await my guest.

H arrived shortly after with her previously described boots, a very short dress, low cut. Very pretty girl, long dark hair, pretty eyes, nice body with c plus tits.

I started on my stomach and got a brief massage but saw what the game was and wanted to get started. I rolled over and instanly had one of those big brown nipples in my mouth. She had my dick in her hand and the party started. She manually installed the pink cover and quickly had my dick in her mouth. Perhaps because it was my first time with her and she was not aware of how I like my dick sucked it seemed a bit rushed and mechanical which was ok because what I really wanted to do was fuck her. Again, because I was new I was not sure of all the rules and did not want to offend her, I let her show me the way.

She got on top of me and inserted my cock, I noticed when she did her eyes rolled back in her head and a small smile showed up on her very pretty lips. After a bit of her stroking me I wanted some standing mish where I could take over. She seemed to be into it. She watchd me fucking her and wet her finger and played with her clit. My strokes were long and deep, slow and easy and took my time wanting to enjoy it and take it all in. The visual was spectacular.

Next was standing doggie. This is where the pace picked up. The reason I think she actually was having a good time was that she clutched the sheets in her right fist and squeezed them and with her left hand up against the wall pushed herself into me. I was getting ready to blow so slowed the pace and flipped her back over to finish in standing mish. Whether it was legit or not the "don't stop papi" was a turn on. I wanted to cum so the strokes became long deep and hard which she took like a champ. I blew my load in the hat and fell on her for some neck kissing and more of the "oh Papi" thing.

Pulled out, got the clean up with some broken english conversation and got dressed . During my good bye hug she reached down and started to play with my cock. It musted lasted for a minute........fucking unbelievable.

Met mms M up front. She wanted to make sure all went well. I assured her it did. After explaing the secrecy rules she gave me the schedule of the girls and invited me back.

On a scale of 1 thru 10 it was a 8.5. Very good for my first time. I can see how repeats with one of your favorites could become habit forming.

Fifty entry, buck ten for my girl, twenty for M to show my gratitude.

Bud

Hey bud would you consider PM'ing me the place sounds like a great place to try out.

Stu

[MeatWhistle]

I believe most of the white providers are called wives!

And they are no one's ATF.

LOL

[Hotwire]

Where are the white providers located?

Thier expiration date came up,like on a milk carton or loaf of bread.

[Bud For U]

That report you read about her from me was from awhile ago. I did see her once after that and although her bj still hurt, she was less hurried and didn't ask for the increased donation. In good faith though and to keep the peace at this place, I tipped her $.40 the second time to even it out from the $ I tipped her the first time.

9 outta' 10 guys would swear by her, but I'm the 1 exception I guess. Nice lady, amazing assetts; she and I just must be opposite signs as the chemistry just was never there. But, if you want to see a flawless body, you should see her at least once.

After meeting her and chatting with her for a minute she did come off as being a nice girl. The boby was spectacular. Big tits falling out all over the place, great basketball ass and oozing sex, and who knows, it might be a chemistry thing.YMMV

I have had some moddest sessions with some providors and others have had their socks blown off.

I have not ruled her off the to-do list.

[B Malibu]

Since I had a day to think about my next romp I decided look around the forum to see if any of the seniors had anything to say about my Wednesday date. Glad I did. It seems Mr Malibu ( thanks Bro ) has had a couple of dates with my next adventure and his reports were less that what I had hoped for. Both trips were rushed to include " Papi, hurry up" which for me is the ultimate turn off, especially at these prices. To add addtional pain to the story her blowjobs were called "toothy and painfull " He also said he would not go back.Time to move on.

That report you read about her from me was from awhile ago. I did see her once after that and although her bj still hurt, she was less hurried and didn't ask for the increased donation. In good faith though and to keep the peace at this place, I tipped her $.40 the second time to even it out from the $ I tipped her the first time.

9 outta' 10 guys would swear by her, but I'm the 1 exception I guess. Nice lady, amazing assetts; she and I just must be opposite signs as the chemistry just was never there. But, if you want to see a flawless body, you should see her at least once.

[Mikeng227]

Greetings all,

I have been seeing hearing people chatting about the viet coffee shops.

What are they all about? Do you get dates there? Do they meet clients there?

Is it just a look and don't touch atmosphere.

Any comments are welcomed.

MW

I'm viet and I used to go to those places often.

They are mostly look and don't touch. Most of them are pretty hustlers or gold diggers.

[Zmojo]

The cafes are great places to reb your engines before goiing to see your ATF. As mentioned below you get lot's of eye candy. The name of the game is to get the guys hooked on a girl so they come back. In the old country these places are like mprs but not here. If you hit it off with one of the ladies you might get lucky. They serve Viet coffee at $5 a pop. The girls make good money between their salary and tips. Some were models, some are retired from the trade, some are college girls working part time. Playboy and like venues check these places for gatefolds. They are also social gathering places for the Viet guys. In some places the girls intentionally ignore you. In other places they are friendly. In the end they are cool places to hang out.

Happy eye candying!

[Juan Pablo]

Where are the white providers located?

Here's one:

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/1659822479.html

[Bud For U]

I decided to make a second trip , in my opinion, to probably the best fs location in Socal. I had heard that B---y was a firecracker and that she was one of the Wednesday girls. I think she may have been gone for a while but was supposedly back. So I called mms M at the JWA location to she if she was available and as luck was on my side..she was. So the appointment was made for the following day.

Since I had a day to think about my next romp I decided look around the forum to see if any of the seniors had anything to say about my Wednesday date. Glad I did. It seems Mr Malibu ( thanks Bro ) has had a couple of dates with my next adventure and his reports were less that what I had hoped for. Both trips were rushed to include " Papi, hurry up" which for me is the ultimate turn off, especially at these prices. To add addtional pain to the story her blowjobs were called "toothy and painfull " He also said he would not go back.Time to move on.

Called M and asked if it would be appropriate to switch and she said " sure, no problem", noboby but M and I would know so no harm. After Bronsonator's fine report on the other Wednesday girl J---y I made the switch. Glad I did.

Showed up early for the shower and to my room, end of the hall, the room with all the mirrors. J shows up looking fine. Appears young, pretty eyes, nice lips, great body. The bolt ons look real, feel real and taste real. A bit of a spinner.

I lay stomach down and get a brief massage and she gets right to the boys so. She rubs her tits all over my back and ass and I naturally flip so the party could get started. After all the praise for my cock ( which I am pretty sure is standard verbage ) the hat goes on and I get a very serious blow job, really a good one even considering it was covered. A solid 10 minute suck, and by the way, no teeth.

Next I get the straddle which is no contact but her **** and my dick. I'm watching her in the mirror glide up and dow and in and out. A memory not soon to be forgotten. I wanted to switch to standing mish for some serious fucking.When I entered her from the side of the bed I bent over and got close to her so I could take in her scents and was welcomed to tiny little kisses, not GFE, but light sexy little lip kisses....how nice.

I finished, laid on her a bit and pulled out. Got a hot towel and cleaned up. She dressed me and tied my tie ( took her 3 times to get it right ) and had some giggles each time she got it wrong but insisted on getting it right.

On the way out I chatted with M who wanted to introduce me to B--ty. WOW, what a looker, looks like pure sex. Really gave me somthing to think about.

Anyway $ 50 entry, $120 for my girl and $ 20 for M. Everybody was very thankfull.

FYI...M says business is bad and seems to be getting worse. Fewer new faces and less frequency with the regulars. Hate to see this one go away.

A special thanks to the form seniors for some solid advice on this trip.

Regards,

Bud

[King Lucky]

Where are the white providers located?

[The Camel]

Hit the Mexican papers/classifieds. Being a Spanish speaker has its perks. Found 2 providers working out of the same large apartment complex in Santa Ana. Saw the first gal at 1130 for lunch 15min special got cleaned up after and for round 2 saw the second about 40min latter. On the way home saw the third in North Santa Ana. All these providers found in the paper are typiccal. Fifteen min. usually between 40 and 60 you get a 5 min CBJ followed by usually doggie and or mission. You clean up and go. The Independents are the ones to go to. The ones with muiltiple girls look like a trafficing operation. Ladies are usually mid twenties to thirties single moms not good in english. Average looks not dolled up with bolt ons. Just natural bodies. Ive had very good service. I treat them well and with respect. I get good service in return. Two different gals for lunch and one for an afternoon snack. Three gals and 150 total for the company of three different ladies. Learn Spanish.

Most of my "amantes" over the last 15 years have been latinas with little English, and I'd like to penetrate....uh, explore this P4P market a little bit. What papers do you check out? I've picked some up in OC, but haven't seen any chica for hire classifieds in any but the local edition of El Clasificado.

I always check out EC up in L.A. where I live. Tons of ads. What frustrates me is they all pretty much say the same thing, don't often indicate what part of the city they're in. So it turns into just a long list of indistinguishable phone numbers, and I'm too lazy to make a bunch of phone calls to figure out who does what for how much and where. I specially like the idea that many of these chicas are available around the clock - so say the ads.