Massage Parlor Reports

**Wifi Man** · 03-25-10 10:42

I visited AMP on olive two days ago.

They did not too bad but not an excellent job.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...etreat/3233458

Originally Posted by Big Jimbo

I work in a writing lab and I have had tons of asian women who have no clue what a comma, or an 'a', or a 'the' is, parading on my head all day, trying to get their work "edited" before spring break.

Getting a nice massage and a happy ending from some Asian woman would be a great form of catharsis, to say the least.

Does anyone know of any good massage parlors on the st. Louis side of the river? I heard there was a new place on Olive. That still kicking?

Let me know.

Jeez,

Or maybe should work out some side deals on this whole tutoring thing.

Jim

**Big Jimbo** · 03-24-10 15:17

I work in a writing lab and I have had tons of asian women who have no clue what a comma, or an 'a', or a 'the' is, parading on my head all day, trying to get their work "edited" before spring break.

Getting a nice massage and a happy ending from some Asian woman would be a great form of catharsis, to say the least.

Does anyone know of any good massage parlors on the st. Louis side of the river? I heard there was a new place on Olive. That still kicking?

Let me know.

Jeez,

Or maybe should work out some side deals on this whole tutoring thing.

Jim

**Crazy Ness** · 03-24-10 11:18

That's her. She's heavier now - but still attractive.

She is very difficult to get ahold of and equally unreliable in keeping appointments.

**Tazman12** · 03-24-10 10:49

for all you Hobbist out there that like Sharon, she has added and new 4 hand massage lady to the service that is offered. Ann Marie is available on request and you need to make an appointment in advance, but the combination is well worth it. Ann Marie brings a new and exciting menue to the table that I am shure you will enjoy.

**Notunusual** · 03-23-10 16:09

Have not been to see her, but plan on it now.

Can anyone confirm this is her?

**Bill Bradsky** · 03-23-10 14:01

Originally Posted by Mike Hater

If you have the money she will do anything for you.

Mike,

Any photo or link to the ad? There are a lot of "Nikkis" floating around. Most will do anything if you have the money. Hard to know the players without a score card. In other words, who are you talking about?

**Mike Hater** · 03-23-10 05:03

Originally Posted by MrGozinya

Nikki is hard to get ahold of. Just keep trying.

If you have the money she will do anything for you.

**Mike Hater** · 03-23-10 05:00

Originally Posted by Lovegolf

Anyone know about niki or nikki at clayton serenity, blonde used to be a dancer I think?

Have heard about but no info

Any info?

Unbelievable BJ. Well worth it.

**Mike Hater** · 03-23-10 04:54

Originally Posted by Mjaymjay

Folks,

Anyone have a read on Clayton Serenity these days...new ownership, new staff?

The place has provided some good times and some not so good.

Thanks,

MJ

Its all how you play it I know Nikki is hard to schedule but finishes you off really nice! Well worth it!

**Mumbles1127** · 03-23-10 00:11

I have been trying for a few months now to set up a time with Sara, but she does not return calls I guess to potentially new clients and with Ereena, who has canceled or no-showed 3 times. Also have never been able to get a way to contact Andrea who is reviewed so well here.

Any hints on getting appointments with these three? Anyone want to put in a good word? I have seen (see reviews here) Kami, Molly, Angie, Debbie, Dee (recently, so no report yet) and a few others in W. County (Shelley, never again, Leah, not bad), Lake St. Louis and North County. I have been to Sunrise and Evergreen and even to Pink's place across the river (more reviews here). Miss the AMPs from when I traveled more.

Andrea and Sara seem to be high up on the list and Ereena sounds like an experience that needs to be first hand. Just would like to broaden my horizons on the local massage ladies.

Thanks for any help. PMs welcome on this.

**Member #5084** · 03-22-10 22:25

Originally Posted by AMP Lvr

I dreamt that I had a pretty good experience in St Chas a week or so ago. I should have dreamt again that I went back there. Instead, I wanted to try something new and saw the Swansea, IL posting (618 222-xxyy) and dreamt that I decided I'd try that.

It was not good. The place is messy and cluttered. The lady was old. It's hard to say with Vietnamese women, but I'd say she was at least early 50's. $. 7. She gave an OK massage, for a short time, then sat on stool and gave a little bit of a massage. Then she's talking money, money, money. And sort of rushing it. Then she clips my toenails (only after I paid her. 2), which was OK. Then she's talking about trimming my hair; I thought it was a euphemism. Then, she comes back and puts something that smelled nasty on my very lower abdomen. Creamy and nasty. Then I'm like exploring myself. Ok, here's where it gets really ugly. She farted or something. It was horrific. Imagine the worst diaper or the worst nursing home you've ever smelled and then multiple that by 10. I thought I'd vomit. The entire way home, I could smell that nasty smell. I had to stop off at gas station and rinse out my mouth and wash my hands. Then I get home and shower immediately and my hair is falling out. I guess she put hair removal down there. Horrible. Horrible. Avoid it.

Sorry, but I laughed out load after reading this. I know you didn't write it that way, but that is one funny stor.

**Buttho** · 03-22-10 21:33

Originally Posted by Indy Greek

Has anyone met with her? I've tried contacting her with no luck. Seems like a real ad and a great deal.

Do you have a link to the add?

I have met a lady over in Bellville. She stated to me she is shy of meeting too many and that I was one of the lucky ones. Not worth relaying info on her since she was so bad and did not want to do much. She was stoned on something and could not communicate good. We visited a local notel, did the act and that was it. I did not call her again.

B

**Stlconnoisseur** · 03-22-10 20:24

Anyone seen Channelle in St. Charles?

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/1650435231.html

**Lovethatbob** · 03-22-10 20:06

See below.

**Lovethatbob** · 03-22-10 19:20

Thought I'd already shed a little light on this gal a few months back. I will presume that you mean the gal who always puts "(bellevegas)" as her location, as her ad is on CL's Adult Gigs section regularly. It is a real ad. She is a real woman. She lives in a real dump. Her apartment is a real skank-hole filled with real filth. She is real short, and she is real ugly. In short it is a REAL deal she offers. Just not a real value. And I was nearly reeled in. But not quite.

I didn't know much of that stuff until I got to her place back in January. She had sent a pi, but it was such a weird angle and done on a cell phone that I could only see that there was a face on it. And a mouth, which I hoped to enjoy. But when I got inside and saw her, I nearly wretched. She was this ugly, misshapen (hunchback!, no kidding!) troll. I used her horrid bathroom and fled quickly, ostensibly to "find an ATM. "

I drove home instead. Real fast. Be real sure you want to part with $60 and experience that woman and her apartment. She may be a sweetheart with a halo and talent and technique that will make your toes curl. I just couldn't TOFTT that day. Sorry. Will try to attach the photo she sent. That way, if she sends you a photo, you'll know it's the same gal. Her email is in her ads, sometimes.

LTB

Originally Posted by Indy Greek

Has anyone met with her? I've tried contacting her with no luck. Seems like a real ad and a great deal.