Massage Parlor Reports

[Mike Hater]

Folks,

Anyone have a read on Clayton Serenity these days...new ownership, new staff?

The place has provided some good times and some not so good.

Thanks,

MJ

Its all how you play it I know Nikki is hard to schedule but finishes you off really nice! Well worth it!

[Mumbles1127]

I have been trying for a few months now to set up a time with Sara, but she does not return calls I guess to potentially new clients and with Ereena, who has canceled or no-showed 3 times. Also have never been able to get a way to contact Andrea who is reviewed so well here.

Any hints on getting appointments with these three? Anyone want to put in a good word? I have seen (see reviews here) Kami, Molly, Angie, Debbie, Dee (recently, so no report yet) and a few others in W. County (Shelley, never again, Leah, not bad), Lake St. Louis and North County. I have been to Sunrise and Evergreen and even to Pink's place across the river (more reviews here). Miss the AMPs from when I traveled more.

Andrea and Sara seem to be high up on the list and Ereena sounds like an experience that needs to be first hand. Just would like to broaden my horizons on the local massage ladies.

Thanks for any help. PMs welcome on this.

[Member #5084]

I dreamt that I had a pretty good experience in St Chas a week or so ago. I should have dreamt again that I went back there. Instead, I wanted to try something new and saw the Swansea, IL posting (618 222-xxyy) and dreamt that I decided I'd try that.

It was not good. The place is messy and cluttered. The lady was old. It's hard to say with Vietnamese women, but I'd say she was at least early 50's. $. 7. She gave an OK massage, for a short time, then sat on stool and gave a little bit of a massage. Then she's talking money, money, money. And sort of rushing it. Then she clips my toenails (only after I paid her. 2), which was OK. Then she's talking about trimming my hair; I thought it was a euphemism. Then, she comes back and puts something that smelled nasty on my very lower abdomen. Creamy and nasty. Then I'm like exploring myself. Ok, here's where it gets really ugly. She farted or something. It was horrific. Imagine the worst diaper or the worst nursing home you've ever smelled and then multiple that by 10. I thought I'd vomit. The entire way home, I could smell that nasty smell. I had to stop off at gas station and rinse out my mouth and wash my hands. Then I get home and shower immediately and my hair is falling out. I guess she put hair removal down there. Horrible. Horrible. Avoid it.

Sorry, but I laughed out load after reading this. I know you didn't write it that way, but that is one funny stor.

[Buttho]

Has anyone met with her? I've tried contacting her with no luck. Seems like a real ad and a great deal.

Do you have a link to the add?

I have met a lady over in Bellville. She stated to me she is shy of meeting too many and that I was one of the lucky ones. Not worth relaying info on her since she was so bad and did not want to do much. She was stoned on something and could not communicate good. We visited a local notel, did the act and that was it. I did not call her again.

B

[Stlconnoisseur]

Anyone seen Channelle in St. Charles?

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/1650435231.html

[Lovethatbob]

See below.

[Lovethatbob]

Thought I'd already shed a little light on this gal a few months back. I will presume that you mean the gal who always puts "(bellevegas)" as her location, as her ad is on CL's Adult Gigs section regularly. It is a real ad. She is a real woman. She lives in a real dump. Her apartment is a real skank-hole filled with real filth. She is real short, and she is real ugly. In short it is a REAL deal she offers. Just not a real value. And I was nearly reeled in. But not quite.

I didn't know much of that stuff until I got to her place back in January. She had sent a pi, but it was such a weird angle and done on a cell phone that I could only see that there was a face on it. And a mouth, which I hoped to enjoy. But when I got inside and saw her, I nearly wretched. She was this ugly, misshapen (hunchback!, no kidding!) troll. I used her horrid bathroom and fled quickly, ostensibly to "find an ATM. "

I drove home instead. Real fast. Be real sure you want to part with $60 and experience that woman and her apartment. She may be a sweetheart with a halo and talent and technique that will make your toes curl. I just couldn't TOFTT that day. Sorry. Will try to attach the photo she sent. That way, if she sends you a photo, you'll know it's the same gal. Her email is in her ads, sometimes.

LTB

Has anyone met with her? I've tried contacting her with no luck. Seems like a real ad and a great deal.

[Mumbles1127]

I have been trying to set an appointment with Sarah in South County and Ereena for a few months now. Sarah will never return a call and Ereena has canceled or no showed a few times. I also would still love to see Andrea that I have heard on her so much about, but no way to find her.

Anyone out there see any of these ladies lately (last two months)? Are they worth my pursuit. Any one want to put in a good word for me or tell me the trick to get these appointments. As you can see I have seen Molly, Kami, Debbie (saw Dee recently too with good report to come), and a few others of the massage ladies. I prefer Asian massage and have even been to see Pink in SoIL. Just want to try out these other regularly commented ladies (and experience the Ereena experience).

Hope you can help a guy out.

[Indy Greek]

Has anyone met with her? I've tried contacting her with no luck. Seems like a real ad and a great deal.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/adg/1656366899.html

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/adg/1652992251.html

I'm assuming these were posted by the same person.

[Buttho]

I have met her and felt like there would be limited options. She was very into explaining myofacial techniques. There was someone else (maybe her kid) downstairs. She is somewhat attractive and she wore a tight top with no bra underneath.

I used to visit a long time ago and like her very much. Massage is great and happy ending with a little respectful breast play {sometimes). However, I did not like the scent of the oil/lotion staying with me. I felt oiled up. So I stopped.

Nice lady tho.

B

[Hose Nose]

So, I let over 3 weeks go by, and called her, very politely in all ways, from her backpage ad of yesterday. Here's the ad.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ion-in/3579481

When she answered, I simply asked if she were available today, and could I come for a massage if she had time. She was instantly grilling me over exactly which ad I read. "Where did you see it? What did it say? When was it posted? Did you bother to read all of my other ads? What is your name? Where are you calling me from? Specifically, what town! " And on and on. I answered her and simply asked again, "if you're available, can I come for a massage? " She went OFF on me, raised her voice even more, and well. That was all I needed to hear. This one is WACK, gents. And I, for one, won't waste another minute or dollar on her.

And I don't know who she's accusing of sending her emails.

So much for "change that you can believe in". That's the attitude that I remember. You get credited with a TOFT for that one. I'm sure it wasn't pleasant.

[Whispering Eye]

So, I let over 3 weeks go by, and called her, very politely in all ways, from her backpage ad of yesterday. Here's the ad.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ion-in/3579481

When she answered, I simply asked if she were available today, and could I come for a massage if she had time. She was instantly grilling me over exactly which ad I read. "Where did you see it? What did it say? When was it posted? Did you bother to read all of my other ads? What is your name? Where are you calling me from? Specifically, what town! " And on and on. I answered her and simply asked again, "if you're available, can I come for a massage? " She went OFF on me, raised her voice even more, and well. That was all I needed to hear. This one is WACK, gents. And I, for one, won't waste another minute or dollar on her.

And I don't know who she's accusing of sending her emails.

Excuse me Bob? May I call you Bob. None of what you are saying is true. I have not railed on anyone. When someone calls I ask what ad they are looking at. Always. My printed ad only shows as one line on back page. The ad I posted myself is a pararaph long. I makes a difference how much information a person has depending on which one they are looking at. I do not rail I always ask where the person is calling from. To see if they are close to me. I have been doing very well. I received a couple of calls to day where it seemed like the converstion was not going well. I am not sure why you persist in hating on me. I have not had any problems with anyone on the phone if it's not going well I bow out. I do not RAIL on anyone. I repeat. Quite honestly I am tired of you slandering me. I may not be your cup of tea and that is ok. But I know who has been coming here and who comes back. I could say sticks and stones may break my bones. Once again it is your opinion. And sometimes the best laid plans. Well. You go ahead and say what you need to say. I'm ok with it. Because it hasn't hurt me at all. I guess I would ask myself why would you even call me after the other stuff you posted about me why bother? I'm sorry but it makes no sense to me. Just so you know I am not sitting here angry typing away. What I am doing is saying you facts are not straight. I have not railed on anyone. Although I did get a call where it seemed like the guy was trying to push my buttons. Other than that. I just think I'm not the Therapist for you. That's ok I get it. Have a Nice Day. One more thing I naver say what is your name. I always say who am I speaking to please? You can not post the ad I posted with those words and be rude when someone calls it makes no sense. I'm doing well I hope you are too.

[Lovethatbob]

So, I let over 3 weeks go by, and called her, very politely in all ways, from her backpage ad of yesterday. Here's the ad.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ion-in/3579481

When she answered, I simply asked if she were available today, and could I come for a massage if she had time. She was instantly grilling me over exactly which ad I read. "Where did you see it? What did it say? When was it posted? Did you bother to read all of my other ads? What is your name? Where are you calling me from? Specifically, what town! " And on and on. I answered her and simply asked again, "if you're available, can I come for a massage? " She went OFF on me, raised her voice even more, and well. That was all I needed to hear. This one is WACK, gents. And I, for one, won't waste another minute or dollar on her.

You spent all day sending me hateful emails. And You have not been to me for a massage at this residence. Please be truthful. I've done nothing to any client who's been here to see me in this PLACE that thinks like you do. I know this to be true. As I have just come back. Thank You for your kind words however.

And I don't know who she's accusing of sending her emails.

[Agnew]

Unlikely to get results on the first visit. Others have stated things improve after that. I saw her once, but did not return. I was just not that interested after meeting her. Works out of her condo. Nice lady though, she is sort of a middle aged soccer mom type. There are reports on her.

I have met her and felt like there would be limited options. She was very into explaining myofacial techniques. There was someone else (maybe her kid) downstairs. She is somewhat attractive and she wore a tight top with no bra underneath.

[Mediares1]

Just another shout out from a long time lurker about Molly. The regulars who used to visit her apartment next to a business establishment can still see her at the single family home on the other side of the same establishment. No more worries about the neighboring tenants, just a clean, comfortable pet-free home with great atmosphere and the usual amenities. Not FS as far as I know, but for most of us who live centrally or work downtown, it's much more convenient than heading out to the fine ladies in St. Charles.