Massage Parlor Reports

[Slugfest2]

I have a place I frequent when I'm in the mood for a massage/release and two places I mainly go for FS. The one place by the airport is near and dear to my heart because my ATF and the Mms are so dang cool! The place off the 55 and Dyer is where I used to get my spinner Latina fix with E, but she recently went back to South America to see her familia. In the mean time, another Latina has taken her place. This new girl is not a spinner like the former, but has a nice enough body (nothing 5 pounds worth of weight loss wouldn't cure), man-made D's, nice ass, proportional thighs, and killer effen legs that just looked outrageous when she had her heels on! She had wavy, sandy, dyed blond hair just past her shoulders and a very pretty face with a great smile exhibiting nice straight, white teeth. The mid 50's K-Mms gave me a warm up massage while the provider was busy with another customer. Have to' love that type of customer service! Only problem is that Mms has years and years of accumulated Kim Chi in her system that just permeates the room through her pores. I literally had to bury my nose in the pillow to avoid the stench while she was giving me a back rub. Nice lady, just a bit stinky.

After a 10 minute rub down, she left and "fresh air" reappeared (haha), Sofie peaked her head in and politely said, "Papi, I be right with you. " She came back momentarily and began a fairly decent massage. For a Latina, I was impressed! She stood at the side of the table at first, but then got up to join me in between my legs and did some deep tissue. Felt good! She was very polite and was easy to converse with. On the flip, she stroked me gently and then whispered to see what I was looking for. I made the FS motion and said "everything. " She briefly excused herself, grabbed some lube and a jimmy then returned.

To my surprise, she was not shy and didn't hesitate when my lips came close to hers. Some dfk ensued before the 69'er stance was assumed. The BJ felt way too good and so I reached down to confirm my suspicions. Yep a nice wet BBBJ was taking place! After some mutual oral, she reached for the hat then straddled me CG, but entering very slowly as if to tease the piss out of' me. She finally gave in and took it all the way down and began the ass wiggle cock bounce. Mish followed, then to standing Mish. Pulled out several times in this pose and slapped my salami on her clitoris. Bent her over for doggy, then had her ride me reverse till I lost control. Pulled out, ripped off the blanket and shot a 3 day load all over her right ass cheek. Cleaned me up, never asked for money, did not count my $ tip in front of me and brought me some mouthwash. I normally tip $. 20+ for a pretty girl and GFE service, but I only had one bill on me as I wasn't expecting this level of affection.

Another great write up be as usual. I was suppose to stop by our favorite place by the airport but MMS said they would be busy for the time frame I wanted so it was a no go for me that Saturday. Anyways I hooked up with a nice white girl on hx instead so I'll post up my results and past the info on for all the vets on here including yourself.

[Gent45]

Hi,

I've been lurking here for a while, finally decided to start posting. I stopped by here the other day, and, ah, fairview health center. Whenever I'm in the neighborhood and in the mood for a massage with the possibility of a happy ending, you never seem to disappoint. At fairview health, it is only that though, a possibility. I have come here at least 5 or 6 times and each time I feel like it's finally going to happen, it never does. This time was no exception. Walked in, saw the same old white guy papasan, and was shown to my room. About 2 minutes later, a very beautiful young viet girl walks in. I'm a younger monger (in my 20's), and I'm in decent shape, so right away she seems pleased by that. She speaks pretty solid English and immediately engages me in conversation. I like the leave the towel on, at least partially covering my butt, just to see what the masseuses will do. It's like a little game for me. As the massage went on, she slowly started to put her hands under the towel and starts to rub my butt. She gives a very slow, sensual massage. At this point, I open my legs to see giver her the opportunity to go lower. She starts to do the reach under and slowly starts to massage my balls. At this point, I'm fully aroused and I don't see how she can let me leave without finishing the job. She continues the ball massage for a few more minutes, and then asks me to turn around. Unfortunately this is where the disappointment enters. She did a little bit of brushing on my penis, but nothing else. I tried to entice her, but I was careful not too push too far as I know what this place is about. Our time finished and I was forced to go home with blue balls. I gave her a $. 1 tip just because she was a sweetheart and her massage was very erotic. Will visit fairview again when I'm near the area and feel like getting blueball'd.

BTW, I've been to Harmony day spa a few times and I've always gotten an HJ for the standard. 40+. 40

Cheers.

I'm not sure if I'm in a position here to offer any advice/tips. LOL. But may I suggest the following:

1. Try and see the same girl you saw before. This will get her more comfortable.

2. Always try and motion for extras and smile alot when with her.

3. Show her some tip money and ask her will she do more. If she says no. Say. Well. Maybe next time. Oh don't give her the tip until after the service is performed.

4. After you finish with her and tip her ask her if she knows any other girls that might do "extra". If she says yes or no. Just say. Well. You would rather want to do it with her anyhow since she's the prettiest.

5. Mention you have been to other places that offer extras but they are not as pretty as she is.

6. Get her to open up about her sex life. You might get her horny.

I'm sure others have advice also. Bottom line. It doesn't hurt to try and it's better than blue balls. LOL!

Awhile back (late 90's) there was this really hot stripper at HT in City of Industry. Half white/half asian looking. Really pretty and thin. I really wanted to bang her. After talking with her a bit, I asked her if she would see me outside of the strip club. Of course she said no and said that she had a boyfriend and they were planning on getting married, etc.

I joked and said well maybe she needs money. Ha ha. I offered her $$$$$ and this got her interested but she still said no. I then asked her how much but she was shy and said she didn't know but it was obvious she wanted me to go up! Hmmm. I then offered her $$$$$x2 and she said she would think about it and she gave me her phone number! I guess this was my poor man's version of Indecent Proposal (Robert Redford/Demi Moore). Ha ha.

I never did call her though and never saw her again. For all I know it could have been a bad number just to get rid of me. Who knows. I guess I was just tempted to see if she would give in.

[DJones]

Anybody been to 108 at the go-karts recently? Went by on Friday around 2:30 and it was locked. Peered inside and the lights were turned off and couldn't even see any chairs or anything inside the mms office to the left. Waited around for a few minutes and just decided to go to Young's and get myself taken care of. Did I just go at a bad time or are they actually closed now?

I was there last Monday around 4-ish. Open for business then.

[Tonto2037]

Lame? A guy travels into your area of the world; writes a review and you beat the sh... out of him for trying to help! Not just you but others. Fine! I didn't realize that was what the site was for? However, I am a quick study! Go to the location previously posted. I was there on 2 occasions and saw 2 different ladies of Asian descent. 2 different MMS as well on each visit. The massage was marginal, however, backside touching was enjoyed! On the flip, the usual was asked and on went the cover and we could hardly stay on the small massage table from all the activity!! A hot towel clean up and out the door awaiting my next visit!! As I said, I left more than happy! Is that straight enough for you California guys? the dream stuff came from reading other posts on your forum. I guess I misunderstood and thought they were real post! Excuse me for responding in this way but I did only want to be helpful in whatever writing style it took! Best hunting to you mongers!!

I forgot but Tiffany was the better of the 2 should I go back, I would ask for her! YMMV

[Tonto2037]

Dude, I know we all have different writing styles, but the "dream" shit is just gay. Some guys on MPR do the same the same thing as if they think it will protect them from any sort of LE repercussions.

Not personally attacking you, just offering my "unasked" for opinion. Lol...

** Cash - we think alike my man! **

Lame? A guy travels into your area of the world; writes a review and you beat the sh... out of him for trying to help! Not just you but others. Fine! I didn't realize that was what the site was for? However, I am a quick study! Go to the location previously posted. I was there on 2 occasions and saw 2 different ladies of Asian descent. 2 different MMS as well on each visit. The massage was marginal, however, backside touching was enjoyed! On the flip, the usual was asked and on went the cover and we could hardly stay on the small massage table from all the activity!! A hot towel clean up and out the door awaiting my next visit!! As I said, I left more than happy! Is that straight enough for you California guys? the dream stuff came from reading other posts on your forum. I guess I misunderstood and thought they were real post! Excuse me for responding in this way but I did only want to be helpful in whatever writing style it took! Best hunting to you mongers!!

[Pimp Hound]

WTF has happened to all the young AMP girls? Most of the places Ive been to lately have mid to older women. There use to be lots of real 21 (not the mpr actual 30) in zillion places. Im even talking about just the jack shacks too. Sometimes I just want a good massage with a HE from a 21 year old fish. I called Tina on fair and said I was coming over. Asked what she was wearing and she said shes that time of month so her pants are real pants. I said I would see her later in the week...lol There use to be all kinda of real young hotties all over orange county.

Cash I like the young hotties toowith HE. TRy tracy at 8342 gg blvd or minh ha spa. she is cute tight ass, avg massage, cautious he. she wear sun dress which she may let u feel her ass[ymmv] with decent he. There are other hotties at both mps.moon and kathy ust to work at ac#5.he on their menus.

[Driftyz]

After 4 and a half years you have four one-liner posts. Yea, I'm gonna have to say "no." In fact, make that a "hell no!" hahaha!!!

You do realize there are more sites then this right? Everyone starts somewhere whether it's just some easy information like a number or a reference. There is no need to be rude is there? We are all trying to have fun here.

[Irocmcgradys]

Anybody been to 108 at the go-karts recently? Went by on Friday around 2:30 and it was locked. Peered inside and the lights were turned off and couldn't even see any chairs or anything inside the mms office to the left. Waited around for a few minutes and just decided to go to Young's and get myself taken care of. Did I just go at a bad time or are they actually closed now?

[Mikeng227]

Harmony Spa on Brookhurst got some good young girls, but massage not that great and expensive for extras..

WTF has happened to all the young AMP girls? Most of the places Ive been to lately have mid to older women. There use to be lots of real 21 (not the mpr actual 30) in zillion places. Im even talking about just the jack shacks too. Sometimes I just want a good massage with a HE from a 21 year old fish. I called Tina on fair and said I was coming over. Asked what she was wearing and she said shes that time of month so her pants are real pants. I said I would see her later in the week...lol There use to be all kinda of real young hotties all over orange county.

[TheTiger]

WTF? You are USASG's BMOC and this semi-lurker's ATF journalist. WETSU! Your DL 411 on MMS's, MP's, CG, MISH, DATY (never BBW) etc. Make me LMAFO.

Reconsider before you go AWOL.

Translated: Damn idiots always ruin it for the rest of us.

Ditto!! Reading B Malibu's reports make me want to hope on a plane and take a very happy vacation in the OC! Some of the AMPs down there sound like they will give Philly AMPs a run for their money.

[Cash Value]

WTF has happened to all the young AMP girls? Most of the places Ive been to lately have mid to older women. There use to be lots of real 21 (not the mpr actual 30) in zillion places. Im even talking about just the jack shacks too. Sometimes I just want a good massage with a HE from a 21 year old fish. I called Tina on fair and said I was coming over. Asked what she was wearing and she said shes that time of month so her pants are real pants. I said I would see her later in the week...lol There use to be all kinda of real young hotties all over orange county.

[R Dawg714]

Dude, that sucks. I've gotten some good info from your posts about the Bird and your MP reports are cool.

Why you ask? My theory is there are some real douchebags who get off on "shop talk" with providers while others may have done so to make themselves look better. Regardless, for any monger to go about blabbing about this site to girls is counter productive.

I used to enjoy the Zbone website for strip clubs but that place has been ruined because everyone knows about it so you can't get much good intel anymore.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided. Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that?

[Bud For U]

Would it be possible for me to get this number?

Since I posted my last report I have been inundated with pm's and requests for this location.

I don't feel like I am in the position to devuldge this information to not only new members but older members as well. This lead needs to be given to you from a senior member who thinks you are a candidate and can be trusted.

My suggestion would be to get out there and spend some money, contribute some good information, get some posts under your belt. The last thing I or any forum members want is to lose a great location to somebody who has not paid their dues.

Lastly, there are AMPs, massage parlors, strip joints and streetwalkers on almost every corner in Southern California. Push your ass away from the keyboard, get in your car and go find some action. Then back to your keyboard and provide something solid.

Best wishes,

Bud

[Lerrena]

Would it be possible for me to get this number?

After 4 and a half years you have four one-liner posts. Yea, I'm gonna have to say "no." In fact, make that a "hell no!" hahaha!!!

[Traveler Oa987]

First, it has nothing to do with legal protection, it's just our version of "shorthand" just like any other business or club uses.

Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided. Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that? Sure, a particular Mms I know is cool with the reviews, but only for referral purposes. But, as they say, "loose lips sink ships, " and therefore I highly doubt you'll be hearing anymore juicy posts from me (my fault I guess). The only stuff I'll probably continue to write about is when I meet a worthwhile SW. But hell, even 80% of the SW's out there have handles on here and read about themselves daily so that's pointless now too. Maybe I'll just snap a few photos and contribute that way, or I can simply just respond to moronic posts. Hahaha. For the boys I know and trust, feel free to hit me up via PM to share exciting details or any new findings and I'll be sure and do the same. Probably best for me to turn off my transponder from here on out.

WTF? You are USASG's BMOC and this semi-lurker's ATF journalist. WETSU! Your DL 411 on MMS's, MP's, CG, MISH, DATY (never BBW) etc. Make me LMAFO.

Reconsider before you go AWOL.

Translated: Damn idiots always ruin it for the rest of us.