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03-20-10 10:01 #4621Senior Member

Posts: 35WTF? You are USASG's BMOC and this semi-lurker's ATF journalist. WETSU! Your DL 411 on MMS's, MP's, CG, MISH, DATY (never BBW) etc. Make me LMAFO.
Originally Posted by B Malibu
Reconsider before you go AWOL.
Translated: Damn idiots always ruin it for the rest of us.
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03-20-10 05:40 #4620Regular Member

Posts: 7Location
Would it be possible for me to get this number?
Originally Posted by Bud For U
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03-20-10 00:31 #4619Senior Member

Posts: 718Dude we cant live without your freaking details. Ok I have an idea. Translate your review into arabic or french on google, then post it. We can just translate it back...lol I would do it cause Im not a lazy ass.
Originally Posted by B Malibu
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03-19-10 23:19 #4618Senior Member

Posts: 2072{Serious, but in a humorous tone}
Originally Posted by Ampmaster
Hey hey hey... watch what you say about my favorite Mms, she's like a sister to me and I'm very protective older brother.
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03-19-10 23:11 #4617Senior Member

Posts: 2072One word = Smart Phone
First, it has nothing to do with legal protection, it's just our version of "shorthand" just like any other business or club uses. I'm sure if (here, I'll spell it out for you) Law Enforcement wanted to crack down on Johns, there's always that possibility that they could try to take the information written here and use it for coercion. However, Jackson has stated numerous times that A) The servers are located outside of the USA's legal jurisdiction, B) Jackson has NEVER been contacted by any Law Enforcement agency of any kind, and C) There's really no proof of any solicitation.
Originally Posted by Wuerth
Second, its a hell of a lot easier to write a report from your Blackberry or I-Phone if you can abbreviate (even though I still like my Razor as I can text while I drive). Haha...
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Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided... Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that? Sure, a particular Mms I know is cool with the reviews, but only for referral purposes. But, as they say, "loose lips sink ships," and therefore I highly doubt you'll be hearing anymore juicy posts from me (my fault I guess). The only stuff I'll probably continue to write about is when I meet a worthwhile SW. But hell, even 80% of the SW's out there have handles on here and read about themselves daily so that's pointless now too. Maybe I'll just snap a few photos and contribute that way, or I can simply just respond to moronic posts. Hahaha...For the boys I know and trust, feel free to hit me up via PM to share exciting details or any new findings and I'll be sure and do the same. Probably best for me to turn off my transponder from here on out.
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03-19-10 21:17 #4616Senior Member

Posts: 66Emerald LH DMV
Took a side trip after sitting in traffic on way home from work at Emerald in LH. .5 at the door saw to room and in came Linda/Lena? Medium rub down for 15 min and then after some light brushes to the boys finished with HE with access to top only and her 3 inch long hard nipples. Will repeat only if in a bind. Nothing spectacular.
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03-19-10 19:10 #4615Regular Member

Posts: 9Why?
I'm new to this game. Why is it so important to use abbreviations?
Originally Posted by Hotwire
None of it is Code that can't be cracked. I doesn't make for easier reading to me so why is it wanted and used by so many?
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03-19-10 12:22 #4614Senior Member

Posts: 57She had Braces. Damn, and I missed that!! All I would need is to have her in pig tails, riding a little tricycle with a propeller hat. And I can scratch one off my fantasy list.
Originally Posted by Bronsonator
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03-19-10 11:47 #4613Senior Member

Posts: 81Aapt?
My DREAM is that more guys would READ the abbreviations section.They are the common abbreviations used for mongering in this and other boards.I travel as a trade show vendor and these are pretty standard everywhere.
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03-19-10 10:45 #4612Senior Member

Posts: 103First time event
In the past I have been basically a consumer interested in a great massage with a happy ending. Some of my regulars after getting to know them have served up bbbj's but up until recently have not been a F/S guy.
After reading some full service adventures I thought this might be something I might want try to see if it was my cup of tea.
The hot spot used by many veterans that is kept secret because of its superior quality girls and club like exclusivity was suggested to me via pm. He was generous enough to give me a phone number.
So I called mms M and she needed a name of my referral and said she would verify it and call me make, which she did. My appoint was for 2 with H, the Monday Latino. I arrived 10 minutes early and met the greeter. Very nice girl, very nice location. Paid my fifty and was taken to room # 2. Small but neat and clean. M offered a shower which I took and back to my room to await my guest.
H arrived shortly after with her previously described boots, a very short dress, low cut. Very pretty girl, long dark hair, pretty eyes, nice body with c plus tits.
I started on my stomach and got a brief massage but saw what the game was and wanted to get started. I rolled over and instanly had one of those big brown nipples in my mouth. She had my dick in her hand and the party started. She manually installed the pink cover and quickly had my dick in her mouth. Perhaps because it was my first time with her and she was not aware of how I like my dick sucked it seemed a bit rushed and mechanical which was ok because what I really wanted to do was fuck her. Again, because I was new I was not sure of all the rules and did not want to offend her, I let her show me the way.
She got on top of me and inserted my cock, I noticed when she did her eyes rolled back in her head and a small smile showed up on her very pretty lips. After a bit of her stroking me I wanted some standing mish where I could take over. She seemed to be into it. She watchd me fucking her and wet her finger and played with her clit. My strokes were long and deep, slow and easy and took my time wanting to enjoy it and take it all in. The visual was spectacular.
Next was standing doggie. This is where the pace picked up. The reason I think she actually was having a good time was that she clutched the sheets in her right fist and squeezed them and with her left hand up against the wall pushed herself into me. I was getting ready to blow so slowed the pace and flipped her back over to finish in standing mish. Whether it was legit or not the "don't stop papi" was a turn on. I wanted to cum so the strokes became long deep and hard which she took like a champ. I blew my load in the hat and fell on her for some neck kissing and more of the "oh Papi" thing.
Pulled out, got the clean up with some broken english conversation and got dressed . During my good bye hug she reached down and started to play with my cock. It musted lasted for a minute........fucking unbelievable.
Met mms M up front. She wanted to make sure all went well. I assured her it did. After explaing the secrecy rules she gave me the schedule of the girls and invited me back.
On a scale of 1 thru 10 it was a 8.5. Very good for my first time. I can see how repeats with one of your favorites could become habit forming.
Fifty entry, buck ten for my girl, twenty for M to show my gratitude.
Bud
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03-19-10 08:51 #4611Senior Member

Posts: 326Concur. Dream writing = lame. If you are sooooo worried about LE, just claim it was fictional writing from the first person based on another persons account to you.
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03-19-10 04:21 #4610Senior Member

Posts: 54You had two girls at once or are you talking about two separate sessions? How long ago did this occur and are they asian or latina?
Originally Posted by Tonto2037
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03-19-10 02:07 #4609Senior Member

Posts: 137103
I had fond memories of 103. It was always a reliable place for nice young korean snatch. Sorry to see it go.I must have bang 20 r 30 different koreans there over the years. My ATF was Mimi. She quit there about 1 1/2 years ago and now works at a AAPT. So I still get to make my deposits in her,but her rates are higher.
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03-18-10 21:17 #4608Senior Member

Posts: 2072Lame...
Dude, I know we all have different writing styles, but the "dream" shit is just gay. Some guys on MPR do the same the same thing as if they think it will protect them from any sort of LE repercussions.
Originally Posted by Tonto2037
Not personally attacking you, just offering my "unasked" for opinion. Lol...
** Cash - we think alike my man! **
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03-18-10 21:00 #4607Senior Member

Posts: 718I had this DREAM that you had a report. In this DREAM you actually said something useful. I keep having this DREAM that you might one day get some balls and make a post thats not a DREAM.
Originally Posted by Tonto2037
Edit: read your post minus the "dream" crap. Just tell it like it is.








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