Massage Parlor Reports

[Cash Value]

Dude we cant live without your freaking details. Ok I have an idea. Translate your review into arabic or french on google, then post it. We can just translate it back...lol I would do it cause Im not a lazy ass.

First, it has nothing to do with legal protection, it's just our version of "shorthand" just like any other business or club uses. I'm sure if (here, I'll spell it out for you) Law Enforcement wanted to crack down on Johns, there's always that possibility that they could try to take the information written here and use it for coercion. However, Jackson has stated numerous times that A) The servers are located outside of the USA's legal jurisdiction, B) Jackson has NEVER been contacted by any Law Enforcement agency of any kind, and C) There's really no proof of any solicitation.

Second, its a hell of a lot easier to write a report from your Blackberry or I-Phone if you can abbreviate (even though I still like my Razor as I can text while I drive). Haha...
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Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided... Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that? Sure, a particular Mms I know is cool with the reviews, but only for referral purposes. But, as they say, "loose lips sink ships," and therefore I highly doubt you'll be hearing anymore juicy posts from me (my fault I guess). The only stuff I'll probably continue to write about is when I meet a worthwhile SW. But hell, even 80% of the SW's out there have handles on here and read about themselves daily so that's pointless now too. Maybe I'll just snap a few photos and contribute that way, or I can simply just respond to moronic posts. Hahaha...For the boys I know and trust, feel free to hit me up via PM to share exciting details or any new findings and I'll be sure and do the same. Probably best for me to turn off my transponder from here on out.

[B Malibu]

She had Braces. Damn, and I missed that!! All I would need is to have her in pig tails, riding a little tricycle with a propeller hat. And I can scratch one off my fantasy list.

{Serious, but in a humorous tone}
Hey hey hey... watch what you say about my favorite Mms, she's like a sister to me and I'm very protective older brother.

[B Malibu]

I'm new to this game. Why is it so important to use abbreviations?

None of it is Code that can't be cracked. I doesn't make for easier reading to me so why is it wanted and used by so many?

First, it has nothing to do with legal protection, it's just our version of "shorthand" just like any other business or club uses. I'm sure if (here, I'll spell it out for you) Law Enforcement wanted to crack down on Johns, there's always that possibility that they could try to take the information written here and use it for coercion. However, Jackson has stated numerous times that A) The servers are located outside of the USA's legal jurisdiction, B) Jackson has NEVER been contacted by any Law Enforcement agency of any kind, and C) There's really no proof of any solicitation.

Second, its a hell of a lot easier to write a report from your Blackberry or I-Phone if you can abbreviate (even though I still like my Razor as I can text while I drive). Haha...
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*New Topic*

Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided... Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that? Sure, a particular Mms I know is cool with the reviews, but only for referral purposes. But, as they say, "loose lips sink ships," and therefore I highly doubt you'll be hearing anymore juicy posts from me (my fault I guess). The only stuff I'll probably continue to write about is when I meet a worthwhile SW. But hell, even 80% of the SW's out there have handles on here and read about themselves daily so that's pointless now too. Maybe I'll just snap a few photos and contribute that way, or I can simply just respond to moronic posts. Hahaha...For the boys I know and trust, feel free to hit me up via PM to share exciting details or any new findings and I'll be sure and do the same. Probably best for me to turn off my transponder from here on out.

[Cali Kilo]

Took a side trip after sitting in traffic on way home from work at Emerald in LH. .5 at the door saw to room and in came Linda/Lena? Medium rub down for 15 min and then after some light brushes to the boys finished with HE with access to top only and her 3 inch long hard nipples. Will repeat only if in a bind. Nothing spectacular.

[Wuerth]

My DREAM is that more guys would READ the abbreviations section.They are the common abbreviations used for mongering in this and other boards.I travel as a trade show vendor and these are pretty standard everywhere.

I'm new to this game. Why is it so important to use abbreviations?

None of it is Code that can't be cracked. I doesn't make for easier reading to me so why is it wanted and used by so many?

[AmpMaster]

BMalibu, excellent report. Unlike you however, I like when she closes he eyes-gives off that dreamy "I'm in excasy" viB. What you refer to as "groggy" I've always liked. I call it "air-fucking" because the only parts of us touching is my vock and the inside if her vag, touching nothing else but air.

I'm about due fo a visit to my rusty trombone player.

AmpMaster, glad you like the place. You are right about mms, I tease her everytime about having a session. If you think she's cute now, you shoulda seen her when she had braces!

She had Braces. Damn, and I missed that!! All I would need is to have her in pig tails, riding a little tricycle with a propeller hat. And I can scratch one off my fantasy list.

[Hotwire]

My DREAM is that more guys would READ the abbreviations section.They are the common abbreviations used for mongering in this and other boards.I travel as a trade show vendor and these are pretty standard everywhere.

[Bud For U]

In the past I have been basically a consumer interested in a great massage with a happy ending. Some of my regulars after getting to know them have served up bbbj's but up until recently have not been a F/S guy.

After reading some full service adventures I thought this might be something I might want try to see if it was my cup of tea.

The hot spot used by many veterans that is kept secret because of its superior quality girls and club like exclusivity was suggested to me via pm. He was generous enough to give me a phone number.

So I called mms M and she needed a name of my referral and said she would verify it and call me make, which she did. My appoint was for 2 with H, the Monday Latino. I arrived 10 minutes early and met the greeter. Very nice girl, very nice location. Paid my fifty and was taken to room # 2. Small but neat and clean. M offered a shower which I took and back to my room to await my guest.

H arrived shortly after with her previously described boots, a very short dress, low cut. Very pretty girl, long dark hair, pretty eyes, nice body with c plus tits.

I started on my stomach and got a brief massage but saw what the game was and wanted to get started. I rolled over and instanly had one of those big brown nipples in my mouth. She had my dick in her hand and the party started. She manually installed the pink cover and quickly had my dick in her mouth. Perhaps because it was my first time with her and she was not aware of how I like my dick sucked it seemed a bit rushed and mechanical which was ok because what I really wanted to do was fuck her. Again, because I was new I was not sure of all the rules and did not want to offend her, I let her show me the way.

She got on top of me and inserted my cock, I noticed when she did her eyes rolled back in her head and a small smile showed up on her very pretty lips. After a bit of her stroking me I wanted some standing mish where I could take over. She seemed to be into it. She watchd me fucking her and wet her finger and played with her clit. My strokes were long and deep, slow and easy and took my time wanting to enjoy it and take it all in. The visual was spectacular.

Next was standing doggie. This is where the pace picked up. The reason I think she actually was having a good time was that she clutched the sheets in her right fist and squeezed them and with her left hand up against the wall pushed herself into me. I was getting ready to blow so slowed the pace and flipped her back over to finish in standing mish. Whether it was legit or not the "don't stop papi" was a turn on. I wanted to cum so the strokes became long deep and hard which she took like a champ. I blew my load in the hat and fell on her for some neck kissing and more of the "oh Papi" thing.

Pulled out, got the clean up with some broken english conversation and got dressed . During my good bye hug she reached down and started to play with my cock. It musted lasted for a minute........fucking unbelievable.

Met mms M up front. She wanted to make sure all went well. I assured her it did. After explaing the secrecy rules she gave me the schedule of the girls and invited me back.

On a scale of 1 thru 10 it was a 8.5. Very good for my first time. I can see how repeats with one of your favorites could become habit forming.

Fifty entry, buck ten for my girl, twenty for M to show my gratitude.

Bud

[Bronsonator]

Concur. Dream writing = lame. If you are sooooo worried about LE, just claim it was fictional writing from the first person based on another persons account to you.

[Tom Ace]

Was dreaming of traveling to the OC and had a dream about this AMP on SP. You may all have had this same dream already but it was a fun place to be. I remember the dream having a MMS that was very nice and 2 of her friends, Shasha and Tiffany. Two lovely ladies who were very nice and sent me away more than just happy. Why is it that I cannot have this dream every night? I guess it can only happen on occasion? Sleep tight and maybe the dream will come to you as well! Who knows, they say dreams do come true??

You had two girls at once or are you talking about two separate sessions? How long ago did this occur and are they asian or latina?

[Asain_Ucker]

I had fond memories of 103. It was always a reliable place for nice young korean snatch. Sorry to see it go.I must have bang 20 r 30 different koreans there over the years. My ATF was Mimi. She quit there about 1 1/2 years ago and now works at a AAPT. So I still get to make my deposits in her,but her rates are higher.

[B Malibu]

Was dreaming of traveling to the OC and had a dream about this AMP on SP. You may all have had this same dream already but it was a fun place to be. I remember the dream having a MMS that was very nice and 2 of her friends, Shasha and Tiffany. Two lovely ladies who were very nice and sent me away more than just happy. Why is it that I cannot have this dream every night? I guess it can only happen on occasion? Sleep tight and maybe the dream will come to you as well! Who knows, they say dreams do come true??

Dude, I know we all have different writing styles, but the "dream" shit is just gay. Some guys on MPR do the same the same thing as if they think it will protect them from any sort of LE repercussions.

Not personally attacking you, just offering my "unasked" for opinion. Lol...

** Cash - we think alike my man! **

[Cash Value]

Was dreaming of traveling to the OC and had a dream about this AMP on SP. You may all have had this same dream already but it was a fun place to be. I remember the dream having a MMS that was very nice and 2 of her friends, Shasha and Tiffany. Two lovely ladies who were very nice and sent me away more than just happy. Why is it that I cannot have this dream every night? I guess it can only happen on occasion? Sleep tight and maybe the dream will come to you as well! Who knows, they say dreams do come true??

I had this DREAM that you had a report. In this DREAM you actually said something useful. I keep having this DREAM that you might one day get some balls and make a post thats not a DREAM.

Edit: read your post minus the "dream" crap. Just tell it like it is.

[Wuerth]

I checked this place out for the first time today. Walk in and knew immediately it was my kind of joint. They asked me if I had ever been there before and I said "No first time" (knowing it wouldn't matter). She handed me a medical note pad to fill out with all of my personal info which of course I lied about everything except my first name. She then sent me to my room and there I waited with excitment as I always do in a new place. I think the unknown is actually what I dig about this hobby.

Well in walks a cute V girl K to the E to the Double L Why. She was very sweet funny and happy to be serving me or at least let me thinks so. I guess thats all one could ask for right? My stomach was growling during the massage and I made a comment, Sorry I should have eaten before I came over. She says wait! Then runs out to get me a Snack from her personal stash and then some water for me. Its was a first for me to be fed during a massgae. As I lay on my belly eating her food she is massaging me from the back side. I felt like a King. I must have fell asleep because I also had a dream like so many other people do on this board. I dreamed that on the Flip there was a very alert Oscar Meyer wanting some serious attention. Without any Condoments this weenie starts touching the back of this cute girls tonsils.

I held off as long as I could as I was grabbing her Bunns. There were two buns one weenie. As I was about to blow I warned her and she pulled the weenie out as I half/nutted. I lost it a bit when I was giving her a warning call. I guess being a gentleman has its drawbacks, but wait!. I said "Dammit I lost it" she then looked at oscar to verify my claim then back down the shoot it went. Usually I can't nut the other half for a while when this happens but wow she must have been hungry for Weenie because it disappeared again. Maybe she should have not shared her snack with me if she was that hungry. But OOO I am glad she did. As I once again offered another warning call she looked up at me without missing a beat and kept bobbing. Whoot Whoot it was great. No pull out his time. What a Doll.

As I woke up from my dream I got dresses and paid 1 hr60/80.

Thanks to all those who shared about this place.

[Tonto2037]

Was dreaming of traveling to the OC and had a dream about this AMP on SP. You may all have had this same dream already but it was a fun place to be. I remember the dream having a MMS that was very nice and 2 of her friends, Shasha and Tiffany. Two lovely ladies who were very nice and sent me away more than just happy. Why is it that I cannot have this dream every night? I guess it can only happen on occasion? Sleep tight and maybe the dream will come to you as well! Who knows, they say dreams do come true??