Massage Parlor Reports

**Hose Nose** · 02-21-10 13:42

Originally Posted by For Fun Tonite

Has anyone seen Denise?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...or-you/3206107

It has been years. She is without a doubt the most rude "therapist" you will ever encounter. I became obsessed with knowing what this nasty xxxxx was like in the flesh. I kept calling using different phones over several weeks. Finally catch her willing to talk (all about herself, of course).

I get an appointment and show up on time. She answers the door with a hangover. I get a lame massage and an insinuation that the next time it will be better because I caught her on a bad day. Tells me she drives a UPS truck. Built like a truck driver (no offense meant to you truck drivers out there).

I figure, okay, maybe the next time will be better. No next time. She was back with the attitude every time I called. Just like everyone else has described. This was probably 10 years ago. Hard to believe she has a regular following.

**Hammertime69** · 02-21-10 10:42

Am I reading his report right? $.6 for door, cbj and a hj??

Originally Posted by Qwcdrw

I called earlier this week asian lady said come on no appointment needed and gave easy directions. Got inside nice looking young asian lady takes me to the room nice & and clean then she needs the money, I had $.62 on me I knew from earlier post .6 for house and $ for tip, she tried hard for more first it was $.4 then $.2 finaly settled on $.6 which IMHO is to high, and she did look hard at the 2 one dollar bills I had left. Started with a very hard back massage lots of pulling & twisting ( I was a little sore the next morning ) that lasted about 20 min. Then on the flip started with very nice CBJ and finished with a oily HJ, my request. Hairy kitty if you like that, not my thing I like that kitty clean. I'm laying back resting she go's to get towel comes back with towel & spray bottle, she sprayed cold alcohol on my freshly shaved package YIKES.I probably will not repeat but YMMV.

Qwc

**Downyonder** · 02-20-10 21:09

Originally Posted by Qwcdrw

I called earlier this week asian lady said come on no appointment needed and gave easy directions. Got inside nice looking young asian lady takes me to the room nice & and clean then she needs the money, I had $.62 on me I knew from earlier post .6 for house and $ for tip, she tried hard for more first it was $.4 then $.2 finaly settled on $.6 which IMHO is to high, and she did look hard at the 2 one dollar bills I had left. Started with a very hard back massage lots of pulling & twisting ( I was a little sore the next morning ) that lasted about 20 min. Then on the flip started with very nice CBJ and finished with a oily HJ, my request. Hairy kitty if you like that, not my thing I like that kitty clean. I'm laying back resting she go's to get towel comes back with towel & spray bottle, she sprayed cold alcohol on my freshly shaved package YIKES.I probably will not repeat but YMMV.

Qwc

I saw her a week ago. Lame massage, upsell upsell upsell. CBJ (deal killer for me), CFS, all in all, better value elsewhere.

**Qwcdrw** · 02-20-10 17:58

I called earlier this week asian lady said come on no appointment needed and gave easy directions. Got inside nice looking young asian lady takes me to the room nice & and clean then she needs the money, I had $.62 on me I knew from earlier post .6 for house and $ for tip, she tried hard for more first it was $.4 then $.2 finaly settled on $.6 which IMHO is to high, and she did look hard at the 2 one dollar bills I had left. Started with a very hard back massage lots of pulling & twisting ( I was a little sore the next morning ) that lasted about 20 min. Then on the flip started with very nice CBJ and finished with a oily HJ, my request. Hairy kitty if you like that, not my thing I like that kitty clean. I'm laying back resting she go's to get towel comes back with towel & spray bottle, she sprayed cold alcohol on my freshly shaved package YIKES.I probably will not repeat but YMMV.

Qwc

**Stlconnoisseur** · 02-20-10 11:31

Anyone with information on Channelle at St. Charles Massage Therapy?

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/1603582936.html

**Stl Erotic** · 02-20-10 09:52

Saw her a year ago and despite having about the best figure I have seen in the biz I have not yet repeated due to: attempted upsell, lack of true massage skills, and her driver having a truck magnet on his door advertising some sort of lingerie business. I would repeat if had more feedback to pull from on this board. She advertises frequently which might mean few repeat customers.

Who has a recent visit to report?

Originally Posted by Beemerguy

Hi everyone,

Has anyone seen Mercedes? Advertises on BP in the bodyrubs section.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...assage/1963309

Thanks for any help!

Beemerguy

**Stl Erotic** · 02-20-10 09:44

The exact same thing happened to me a coupla years back when responding to her ad in the RFT. She said "Hello" and I said "Hi, I am calling about massage" and before I could finish my sentence she started railing on me with some major attitude. I thought to myself, what just happened? I called back two weeks later thinking maybe it was just a fluke and she did it again. Her recent ads instruct the caller to say "Hello, Denise" when she answers. Seems a bit over-the-top, like her ad photos.

Originally Posted by Lovethatbob

You know, it feels good to find out that what you believe or experienced is shared by others. That it's not just YOU who was having or might have caused some malfunction in life. So, Mr. MJ/MJ had twice experienced something that I never did, but something I tried to dive into for several years, up until last fall.

The three or four times that I called her over the years, I was eager to meet the woman who could could put together such an appealing ad. Then each time I got her on the phone, she seethed with a condescending attitude. Ugh!

Now, I'm an optimist by nature, and I always start off with something like, "Hi, I'm calling because I saw your ad. And I would love to. " But then she'd cut me off and say something mean or rude or challenging or something just plain Ucking FUGLY would come out of her mouth. Do these broads know they are in the sales business! Jeeze Louise! Then a year or so would go by, and I'd forget that phone number, and I'd see this appealing, high quality, nice "massage and more" ad, and I'd phone her up. And then I'd hear that voice, obvious full of North County Ho's slang, and this same ol' bitchy attitude on the phone, and I'd cuss myself for not remembering this one.

I guess if MJ/MJ was reporting that she was very special in looks and technique, I'd be lining up a therapist to see WTF is wrong with ME! (Not that there isn't something amiss, just not on this topic! LOL)

Thanks, brother. Feelin' good about this situation now.

**Lovethatbob** · 02-19-10 18:48

You know, it feels good to find out that what you believe or experienced is shared by others. That it's not just YOU who was having or might have caused some malfunction in life. So, Mr. MJ/MJ had twice experienced something that I never did, but something I tried to dive into for several years, up until last fall.

The three or four times that I called her over the years, I was eager to meet the woman who could could put together such an appealing ad. Then each time I got her on the phone, she seethed with a condescending attitude. Ugh!

Now, I'm an optimist by nature, and I always start off with something like, "Hi, I'm calling because I saw your ad. And I would love to. " But then she'd cut me off and say something mean or rude or challenging or something just plain Ucking FUGLY would come out of her mouth. Do these broads know they are in the sales business! Jeeze Louise! Then a year or so would go by, and I'd forget that phone number, and I'd see this appealing, high quality, nice "massage and more" ad, and I'd phone her up. And then I'd hear that voice, obvious full of North County Ho's slang, and this same ol' bitchy attitude on the phone, and I'd cuss myself for not remembering this one.

I guess if MJ/MJ was reporting that she was very special in looks and technique, I'd be lining up a therapist to see WTF is wrong with ME! (Not that there isn't something amiss, just not on this topic! LOL)

Thanks, brother. Feelin' good about this situation now.

Originally Posted by Mjaymjay

Denise has been working for years. Her ads would be on CL sometimes. She worked out of a condo in NoCo.

I saw her twice. She was not special in any way, other than the fact that she thought she was. Hah!

She had a high opinion of herself, but her massage was unspectacular, especially if you like deep-tissue, as I do. Also, she talked about everyone thought she was so beautiful; I didn't see it. The finish was OK.

Also, she was more expensive than many at that point. I don't recall how much, maybe $.

If her act has changed, I would be happy to know it. If you see her, let us know.

MJ

**Mjaymjay** · 02-19-10 14:30

Originally Posted by For Fun Tonite

Has anyone seen Denise?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...or-you/3206107

Denise has been working for years. Her ads would be on CL sometimes. She worked out of a condo in NoCo.

I saw her twice. She was not special in any way, other than the fact that she thought she was. Hah!

She had a high opinion of herself, but her massage was unspectacular, especially if you like deep-tissue, as I do. Also, she talked about everyone thought she was so beautiful; I didn't see it. The finish was OK.

Also, she was more expensive than many at that point. I don't recall how much, maybe $.

If her act has changed, I would be happy to know it. If you see her, let us know.

MJ

**Benny D** · 02-19-10 14:19

Originally Posted by For Fun Tonite

Has anyone seen Denise?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...or-you/3206107

Good Massage and ok ending, she rushes a little on the end.

**For Fun Tonite** · 02-19-10 12:23

Has anyone seen Denise?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...or-you/3206107

**Ventilat** · 02-18-10 19:24

Originally Posted by Stl Rambler

I saw Buttho's post last week and took the plunge. It had been awhile since I had seen her and always had a good time. Well ok she was a little weird a couple times but they all are if you know them long enough and I have known Sharon a long while. Very open to new ideas but yes she has her limits.

As far as being turned off by age or say a ladies size or general appearance. That does not usually affect me greatly (cleanliness of course) but rather the attitude is usually the deal breaker for me, and of course reliability.

I have seen young smoking hot girls that totally turn me off because they rush, or act like you just came in from Chernobyl. Or just too good for you. Whatever. Then I have seen older or average looking ladies through years that really blew me away. (pun intended).

Then there are the ladies you see a few times really like, and then become impossible to line up again or they just vanish.

I like Sharon and highly recommend, good location. Great massage. Great ending. Nothing too wild & crazy but won't break the bank either. If you have not seen her you should & judge for yourself.

Rambler

Rambler,

I agree with you and also recommend her. I've seen Sharon maybe 7 times over the last couple yrs. Nice location, always gives a great massage IMHO and she pays attention to your comfort during. Finish is good, and if you are up for it, she will offer HE at the beginning and end of the massage. I've kind of changed my preference for more "extras" offered by other massage providers such as Debbie, but to each their own.

Ventilat

**Bad Boy 50** · 02-18-10 19:13

Had a chance to visit Sarah the other day. She is quite busy these days, but I did call early and got an afternoon appointment. Her modus operandi hasn't changed since my last visit. A good/great massage both front and back, lots of teasing and on the flip, she does the rest of the massage in the nude. If you are a regular, you can agree, the Russian finish was great as usual. If she was only closer, I would visit more often. I certainly recommend.

BB50

**Whispering Eye** · 02-18-10 09:04

Any Therapist who's proud of what she does & has worked hard to get there does care what her clients think. A really good Massage Therapist and a client who's enjoying the expereince of her touch (with eyes closed) would NEVER know the age of the woman if she was laying you out with a REALLY great Massage. As for as a WOMAN being clean it goes BOTH ways. Some times a Therapist may or may not choose to give Extras based on how the Client on the table is acting. It's a two way street. Some men have a sense of Entitlement and its a turn off. In the end (no pun intended) its all about Reciprocity.What some men do not realize is a Massage is a lot like a blind date. The Therapist might not be turned on by you. Call me Crazy. But oh well. It' my story and I'm sticking to it.

**Turbo Pwr** · 02-17-10 20:10

Originally Posted by Smartiepanties

Funny how one man's dream is another man's nightmare. Sometimes you have to pay attention to who's opinion matters yours. Or someone else who's trying to think for you.

People always say "opinions are like as_holes. " yet I have also heard "options are evergreen". A long time ago my father said this " Son, there are two (2) kinds of poontang. Better and better. The worst you will ever have, will be terrific! "

Point is. Thanks for the feed back.

Turbo