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[Mr Strict]

I was looking at the Backpage ads for DC last night and found this curious item:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ell-21/3007122

Clue #1: There is no real info in the ad. No name, no area, no rates and no rules. Very generic. (You think they may publish these elsewhere around the country?? I wonder...?) And the photos are just hot enough but not very revealing. So, I write an email requesting more info and immediately get this reply from "Kelly":

"Hi baby, well since its hard out there right my rates reflect that and are as followed. Rates are 100$hr(in) and 130$hr(out) and my services include girlfriend exp, full service, massages, daty, greek, and i do cater to fetishes/fantasies. These are my real pic no bait and switch. just verify yourself at my agency's site which only takes a second, once you verify yourself call me at the number in the confirmation email. sorry and no exceptions, Its for my safety in case you're dangerous or something like that. the agency site is bella-date.org , hope to hear from you soon!

Here is a few more pictures of me hope you like what you see
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3417/sany0880x.jpg
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2227/sany0892.jpg
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2637/sany0548.jpg

Kelly"

Clue#2: You've got to be kidding! This is THE example of "Too good to be true". You get all of this for just "verifying" at the agency. For her protection, you know. Afterall, having your fricking credit card number assures her of her safety, "in case you're dangerous or something like that". And they send a few more slightly revealing pics to sweeten the pot. Her real pics, for sure.

I then went to the site and with my best "Heywood Gablowme" persona started the sign-up procedure. After you give them all the info, including your cell number (!), you are cool AND they set you up with access to a porn site as a bonus. Wow.

My question is this: Does ANYONE fall for this crap?? It must happen because they been around for a long time and they just keep showing up. But this is an example of such blatant garbage that I can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to fall for it. These vermin need to be exposed as soon as possible on our local boards.

It's hard enough to find quality providers without these jack-offs muddying the waters.

[Sleazebum]

In case you were wondering about this one, STAY AWAY!! She is NOT the one in the picture! She is really fat, black, and VERY smelly.

Just say "NO"!

JJ

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• Location: Northern VA Incalls

• Post ID: 2976554

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[Guitarman1]

Help us all out by posting a name and picture or name and location.

I'm new this board. There is one here you need to watch out for. She claims she is 30, when in fact she is more in her her early 40's I believe. Her pics have to be from earlier years. She is a high volume provider. Since my visit with her I have done some research on her. It made me sick. If you have been with her you need to have yourself checked ASAP! She is not the provider you want to be with.

The details of my visit:

Normal 2 call system. I was finally able to get in touch this lady and made an appointment. I arrived at the location and gave her a call for her room number. After about 7 tries, I finally got in touch with her. I got the room number and I went up. She opened the door make-up looking awful and room smelling of urine and smoke. She asked me too sit on the bed which was soaked. This lady was drunk or high on something. She sat down next to me, laid back and begin to play with herself. Rambling on and on. She urinated on herself and the bed and passed out. I didn't know what to do, so I left.

PM me for details.

[Sleazebum]

You should post her name and picture!

At least PM me with the details.

JJ

I'm new this board. There is one here you need to watch out for. She claims she is 30, when in fact she is more in her her early 40's I believe. Her pics have to be from earlier years. She is a high volume provider. Since my visit with her I have done some research on her. It made me sick. If you have been with her you need to have yourself checked ASAP! She is not the provider you want to be with.

The details of my visit:

Normal 2 call system. I was finally able to get in touch this lady and made an appointment. I arrived at the location and gave her a call for her room number. After about 7 tries, I finally got in touch with her. I got the room number and I went up. She opened the door make-up looking awful and room smelling of urine and smoke. She asked me too sit on the bed which was soaked. This lady was drunk or high on something. She sat down next to me, laid back and begin to play with herself. Rambling on and on. She urinated on herself and the bed and passed out. I didn't know what to do, so I left.

PM me for details.

[Maxed Up]

I'm new this board. There is one here you need to watch out for. She claims she is 30, when in fact she is more in her her early 40's I believe. Her pics have to be from earlier years. She is a high volume provider. Since my visit with her I have done some research on her. It made me sick. If you have been with her you need to have yourself checked ASAP! She is not the provider you want to be with.

The details of my visit:

Normal 2 call system. I was finally able to get in touch this lady and made an appointment. I arrived at the location and gave her a call for her room number. After about 7 tries, I finally got in touch with her. I got the room number and I went up. She opened the door make-up looking awful and room smelling of urine and smoke. She asked me too sit on the bed which was soaked. This lady was drunk or high on something. She sat down next to me, laid back and begin to play with herself. Rambling on and on. She urinated on herself and the bed and passed out. I didn't know what to do, so I left.

PM me for details.

[Sillymidwicket]

Petite, cute as a button. Little english. BBBJ well done. Aims to please on all counts.

[Guitarman1]

Hi,

Quick question-I've considered using Brooke, but wonder does she speak untranslated / BB french? Looking for such a provider in the Dulles area.

No she does all covered.

[Skyn Deep69]

I basically agree with Johnnie H except that Nicole was "too sensitive" due to her oncoming visit from the period fairy. Other than that she is hot hot hot! Her pics may be airbrushed but they're really her. Do not pass go. Go see her. She could use the company and you'll be glad too.

I must have got ahold of her a few days before you, because this girl took everything in stride. She was damn near perfect, and highly recommended. I had originally been going for a combo of Nicole and Jessica (having seen Jessica once already) but only Nicole was available.

Sky (as always) comes through strong.

[Mikeanaon3]

Hi,

Quick question-I've considered using Brooke, but wonder does she speak untranslated / BB french? Looking for such a provider in the Dulles area.

Oh, and BTW, for others in the area, there are (or were) some other good choices for triple B jay connection. Dutchess (usually in Chantilly) was excellent but it's been a few years personally, and one who used to do car dates and call herself Nurse or something similar was great (but I believe she's retired.)

[Mikeanaon3]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ght-20/2981957

202 2461841
Website:brookepleasures dot com
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Saw Brooke in Dulles few weeks ago. Good stuff- very cute, just like pics. Enthusiastic skills. She's younger 20's, and seemed a bit shy initially. Little bit of extra weight on stomach, but otherwise her body very enjoyable. Overall, very nice time. I look forward to repeating. Very reasonable rates, too. (FYI - There's a thin, blonde Brook in Falls Ch. or Alexandria area- different girl).

Hi,

Quick question-I've considered using Brooke, but wonder does she speak untranslated / BB french? Looking for such a provider in the Dulles area.

[Any Mouse]

... She also mentioned she was sorry about the phone service. Seems she had dropped her phone and it wasn't working correctly ...

Thanks AJ -- I guess I'll have to try again. Have heard nothing but GOOD things about this lady!

AM

[Ampfreq]

I basically agree with Johnnie H except that Nicole was "too sensitive" due to her oncoming visit from the period fairy. Other than that she is hot hot hot! Her pics may be airbrushed but they're really her. Do not pass go. Go see her. She could use the company and you'll be glad too.

Saw Nicole at Sky last week. Best time ever at that place....

She never complained and gave me the full session. I didn't ask how long she had been there when I visited but I know these girls only stay for 10 days when they visit. Go see her if you have a chance.

[Johnnie H]

Saw Nicole at Sky last week. Best time ever at that place. Been there around 10 times now. The score is 5 good times. 3 okay times. And 2 shoulda gone somewhere else times.

L: 10
A: 9
S: 9

Nicole showered with me, gave me a lengthy BBBJ, a short session of rimming and then on to the main event. She gave me at least 6 different positions and is very well lubricated naturally. She did some moderate kissing that was more of the Japanese style - stick out your twisted tongue and touch tongues.

She never complained and gave me the full session. I didn't ask how long she had been there when I visited but I know these girls only stay for 10 days when they visit. Go see her if you have a chance.

[A John]

Everything was in perfect order! She also mentioned she was sorry about the phone service. Seems she had dropped her phone and it wasn't working correctly I had no problem with reception. Plenty of secure parking, really nice place and a must see young lady.

[Fred Hertz]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...ght-20/2981957

202 2461841
Website:brookepleasures dot com
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Saw Brooke in Dulles few weeks ago. Good stuff- very cute, just like pics. Enthusiastic skills. She's younger 20's, and seemed a bit shy initially. Little bit of extra weight on stomach, but otherwise her body very enjoyable. Overall, very nice time. I look forward to repeating. Very reasonable rates, too. (FYI - There's a thin, blonde Brook in Falls Ch. or Alexandria area- different girl).

I saw her about a month ago, but did not know about her website. She advertises on CL regularly also. She is a little thick around the middle but it's not off putting and she is a good time. Cute, sweet face.