Massage Parlor Reports

[Gaghoes]

Went out the other night on a mission to have a good AMP experience. I mean a GOOD one. Not the half ass bullshit or anything common, but a GOOD time. So I stopped at St. Jame, remembering it to have an excellent selection last time I was in a while back before the name change. Mamasan was very nice and promised to bring me a nice girl. She had me convinced. Three tries later I was walking out the door. Nothing but plain unenthusiastic looking girls seemed to be available. She seemed perplexed and a second mamasan was brought over to consult with me. lol. They suggested that I wait about 20 min. I declined this also. I know these girls go back to back and give the guys sloppy seconds. I'm not naive. But I'd rather not have confirmation. Eventually they suggested that I try Aromatherapy next door. Said I could leave my car parked where it was. Guess they're in cahoots. Probably share talent too. I took her up on the suggestion and made the walk next door.

The mamasan here was equally as polite. Offered me a girl and the jacuzzi (or "jaguzzi" as it's spelled on the sign" for $500. I declined. She showed me the room though and it was pretty nice. Lots of mirrors. Maybe next time. Took me to another room. It took a little while, so I guess they were getting their talent together. In walks Anna. Anna didn't have the glamorous AMP bytch look that I was in search of, so I almost bolted. A second take, and I was sold though. There was something about her that really struck a chord. Very very sexy. She was 5'7 ish with the small boobs and small eraser nips. Perky. Also had a slender sort of long limb build; but she has a pretty good ass; not the usual Asian variety ass. More shapely. I don't believe she was fully Korean. She had a large-ish nose and some other facial features that further led me to believe she may have been multiracial...probably of different asian backgrounds. Who knows. I can't tell but I liked what I saw. She was very friendly and very polite. I gave her the $250 up front and we headed off to the TS. Very soothing and very sensual with special attention to the cock and balls and ass. You know how that goes. She gets a big thumbs up on the TS. Next, we head back to the room. I have to note here that Aromatherapy has among the nicest facilities I've seen in any Atlanta AMP. There was some massaging in the massage portion, but it was mostly foreplay. And it was good foreplay. This keeps happening to me at AMPs; no complaints though. She kissed all over...from head to toe very slowly, very sensually like we had all the time in the world; stopping to nibble on my ears and lick and suck on my nipples. I was rock hard by then. Throbbing. This goes on for a while and then she rolls the condom on with her mouth for the BJ. Now the BJ is where she loses points. I had to give her the tooth warning twice. I think she was too enthusiastic. Fortunately, she licked my balls and rimmed me; salvaging what could have been a substandard blow job. Then, she climbed on and rode little gag with excellent skill and superb technique. Cowgirl is where she shines. Slow, deep strokes. Taking her time to ride things. That's what I needed. This went on for a pretty long while and I was about to allow myself to cum, when I remembered how uncommonly asian her ass was. Decided I should experience that in doggy, so we switched it up. With one knee on the bed and the other knee parallel to her torso, I gave her nice, slow, deep strokes. Slow because I really wanted to take my time and relish the experience (or save my back from getting worse that day). A couple minutes into doggy and I was blowing a tremendous wad of cum. That's what happens when it gets to build up and nobody's rushing you to get out. Slow CG for up to an hour will do that. What a sport.

With the usual clean up and kiss I was on my way. On the way out, mamasan asked me if I wanted to try another girl. lol. Maybe she didn't know how old I am. I told her I didn't have anything left, and she laughed and took my hand leading me into another room telling me she wanted me to meet the new girl. Her name was "Pepsi" and she was fucking adorable. I'm going back for her sometime this weekend. Hopefully it will be as pleasurable. She seemed a little shy, but I think it may have been an act to appeal to the American Man ego. It worked on me...

[Gaghoes]

I didn't disregard the math. When I go mongering, I'm careful who I select but unless one knows the girl, there's no gurarantee of a good time, no matter how much one pays. However, if you feel that the last 5 experiences you've had were all prime quality and only 5 of my last 10 were good, then maybe your math works for you. I just see no point in paying more for something I can get cheaper. For example, if we both go to St. Jame and you pay $250 for a girl, I bet I can get her for $200. Then I'm going to have a nice steak dinner and laugh about it.

LMAO..if you want to brag about your negotiating skills fine. If you think paying a whopping $50 less than I would at an AMP gives you some type of one-up then by all means wear that with pride while you eat your steak dinner. lol. You're right, there's no guarantee of a good time, but paying more sure as hell does give you a much better chance. For all your price crusading, you report some of the most outlandish shyt on here with the greatest frequency. Not just lame sex or a boring handjob, which you speak a lot about; but shit like bytches with smelly snatches, or some 90 year old woman sucking dick. Smelly pussy at a facility with showers? Really? Great-grandmothers giving BJs? Really ? I mean some of the shit you share has turned my damn stomach. I'd like nothing more than to sit down and have a steak dinner to laugh at you, but my appetite is generally destroyed when you make a report. That shit ads up. Difference of opinion, I guess: $250 at a facility known for delivering a good nut is too much for you, while any amount of money spent on some smelly, old hooker is waaaaaaaayyyyy too much for me.

[Niteluvr]

Oh how I wished I would have read your report before giving St. Jame a try. I got Pink. Very similar experience. They had apparently had a slow day so she bugged the piss out of me for paying more. She even started hard selling me on 2 girls. Then, later in after the massage had gotten underway the other girl came in and started hard selling me. I got so annoyed I almost told her to shut up and get out. I did ask her if she understood what "no" meant. Back to Pink. She really must have a confidence issue. I got the whole "you like" "is good" question every few minutes. At some point, I just started laughing when she would say it. When it came to the flip, the CBJ was actually pretty good as far as CBJ's go. Got her to gag a little. At which I would ask her, "you like" "is good". The during the FS, my goal was to not to give her the chance to say it. Actually, the FS was not too bad. CG, doggie, mish. She gave me some more lame massage after the service. I swear I was more stiff in my back and neck when I left than I was when I got there. Probably won't go back.

I think I need to pay St. Jame a visit. Just curious if this Pink is the same one that used to work at Covington Spa and then Chalet many months back, then supposedly ran off to Texas. I'd love to find that girl again but I doubt it's the same one as the Pink I knew was quite confident and gave a great BJ.

[Niteluvr]

lol. I knew you'd get defensive and in the process completely disregard the math. My point wasn't terribly complicated. It's very simple: If you add up the amount of money you've reported to have spent on bad experiences, it comes out to the same as (or more than) someone would spend in the same period of time on a sure thing at an AMP of known quality. So chasing the cheapest option isn't the most economically feasible thing to do as some people here imply. And I would never go to Wal-Mart to purchase a new TV...

I didn't disregard the math. When I go mongering, I'm careful who I select but unless one knows the girl, there's no gurarantee of a good time, no matter how much one pays. However, if you feel that the last 5 experiences you've had were all prime quality and only 5 of my last 10 were good, then maybe your math works for you. I just see no point in paying more for something I can get cheaper. For example, if we both go to St. Jame and you pay $250 for a girl, I bet I can get her for $200. Then I'm going to have a nice steak dinner and laugh about it.

[Gaghoes]

Like minds think alike.

Seems like a fairly obvious statement.

[Sgt Soros]

Wrong answer, slick. I just don't pay as much as you for the exact same pussy, just like I don't go into Wal-Mart and volunteer to pay more than the retail price for a TV. It's that simple. As I've said before, I can't count the number of times I've stood there with an AMP girl laughing at some schmuck who just left after paying too much. The girls know it and will laugh behind your back.

I agree!! I hear this from non AA girls all the time.

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from providers that I don't report on. Why give up my top 5 so guys like you can artificially inflate the prices?

Like minds think alike.

[Desertchief]

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from my top 5 artificially inflated

Fixed your post... haha just kidding.

Seriously I didn't mean to start a war here or philosophical debate. Just attempting to get some control over the "control the prices" constant card in play here. We get it. You don't need to say it over and over. While you might think we are engaged in some kind of wallstreet like economic war, it's not reality, most likely.

[Gaghoes]

Wrong answer, slick. I just don't pay as much as you for the exact same pussy, just like I don't go into Wal-Mart and volunteer to pay more than the retail price for a TV. It's that simple. As I've said before, I can't count the number of times I've stood there with an AMP girl laughing at some schmuck who just left after paying too much. The girls know it and will laugh behind your back.

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from providers that I don't report on. Why give up my top 5 so guys like you can artificially inflate the prices?

lol. I knew you'd get defensive and in the process completely disregard the math. My point wasn't terribly complicated. It's very simple: If you add up the amount of money you've reported to have spent on bad experiences, it comes out to the same as (or more than) someone would spend in the same period of time on a sure thing at an AMP of known quality. So chasing the cheapest option isn't the most economically feasible thing to do as some people here imply. And I would never go to Wal-Mart to purchase a new TV...

[Niteluvr]

Agreed. There are people on here like that too. I paid $250 at the Aromatherapy place last week (which reminds me I still have to write a report), and really don't give a fuck what somebody on here thinks I should be doing in the way of keeping prices down. And I plan on spending $250+ again this weekend. Even economically speaking, there isn't a compelling case being made here for price control. Take Nite, for example. I think he racks up some of the most worthless, shitiest AMP experiences of anyone here; and I'm glad he reports them to us...But while he's not spending $300 at one establishment, he certainly is spreading $300 around in a pretty short period of time without any pleasurable benefit.

Wrong answer, slick. I just don't pay as much as you for the exact same pussy, just like I don't go into Wal-Mart and volunteer to pay more than the retail price for a TV. It's that simple. As I've said before, I can't count the number of times I've stood there with an AMP girl laughing at some schmuck who just left after paying too much. The girls know it and will laugh behind your back.

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from providers that I don't report on. Why give up my top 5 so guys like you can artificially inflate the prices?

[Gaghoes]

i hear it so often, that we need to "keep our prices down" so that the providers won't inflate them. in theory, this makes sense. But I think there are so many people outside of hobbyists that go to these places, even if its once a year, that they are willing to drop 200-300 at gold and not think twice.

Agreed. There are people on here like that too. I paid $250 at the Aromatherapy place last week (which reminds me I still have to write a report), and really don't give a fuck what somebody on here thinks I should be doing in the way of keeping prices down. And I plan on spending $250+ again this weekend. Even economically speaking, there isn't a compelling case being made here for price control. Take Nite, for example. I think he racks up some of the most worthless, shitiest AMP experiences of anyone here; and I'm glad he reports them to us...But while he's not spending $300 at one establishment, he certainly is spreading $300 around in a pretty short period of time without any pleasurable benefit.

[Desertchief]

i hear it so often, that we need to "keep our prices down" so that the providers won't inflate them. in theory, this makes sense. But I think there are so many people outside of hobbyists that go to these places, even if its once a year, that they are willing to drop 200-300 at gold and not think twice. And that demand is what Gold is aiming for. Also the outoftowners/business travelers/ tourists, or horny drunkards on weekends. Hence the cabs you often see out there. I think theoretically this angle makes sense, but some forget that we are not the entire demand, even perhaps a fraction of it. its over played a bit on here and some people could save their breath in bringing it up all the time. or is it just a nicer way of saying, "you spent too damn much"?

[Pcpc1688]

Sure. Kick a fella when he's down. Believe me guys, I'm done with Gold. I lost my mind because I wanted a sure thing. Guaranteed hottie and a great experience. Got less than half of that.

I just came back from Orange Co., CA. Deals to be had out there for gals that look as good. I need to ask Q at the Y in Birmingham if she works while she is out there and where.

Humbly,

Jethro

Jethro,

No kicking intended bro. Just stating that we as a whole we should not let things stay outta hand at these places. If the gals hear enough "nope,cant do it" remarks from us, they will open their greedy little eyes and start accepting more reasonable gifts.

Even in DC, it was $1.6 for all. Sadly, most of them are closed now due to clamp down but they will reappear next spring after the hubbub dies down as usual.

Hang in there cause no ones kicking you ok.

PC out

[Jethro63]

Oh how I wished I would have read your report before giving St. Jame a try. I got Pink. Very similar experience. They had apparently had a slow day so she bugged the piss out of me for paying more. She even started hard selling me on 2 girls. Then, later in after the massage had gotten underway the other girl came in and started hard selling me. I got so annoyed I almost told her to shut up and get out. I did ask her if she understood what "no" meant. Back to Pink. She really must have a confidence issue. I got the whole "you like" "is good" question every few minutes. At some point, I just started laughing when she would say it. When it came to the flip, the CBJ was actually pretty good as far as CBJ's go. Got her to gag a little. At which I would ask her, "you like" "is good". The during the FS, my goal was to not to give her the chance to say it. Actually, the FS was not too bad. CG, doggie, mish. She gave me some more lame massage after the service. I swear I was more stiff in my back and neck when I left than I was when I got there. Probably won't go back.

Went down to St. Jame yesterday, got there early, around 9 am. Mamasan recognized me and asked me who I would like, didn't really matter to me so she sent in Pink. Now I don't know if she had just been woken up or what but she was really out of it. I don't think they would tolerate the ladies being on drugs or drunk so figured she was half asleep when she came in. No offer of TS, since I had just showered it didn't matter, and a perfunctory rub of my back before the flip. She started right in on things and I think it was just too early but was very mechanical and I am not real fond of all the, "is it good?, you like? ", every 5 seconds or so.

Finally had to finish with a HJ since it just wasn't working for me with her. Between the mechanical performance and the smell of tobacco on her it just wasn't working for me. She was also trying to look like she was quite a bit younger than I would guess she is. I figure she is well into her 30's and with the pink streaked hair she was trying to look 18 and it wasn't working very well.

Overall about my worst visit to St. Jame, the ladies there are usually very nice so didn't expect this. When I go next time and mama asks who I like, I will say, "not Pink."

[Jethro63]

I know you weren't going after me. Just foolin. Hey, no one was more pissed at me. Than. Me. Hopefully my report will dissuade folks from going there without at least having their eyes open and being a little less foolhearty.

I wasn't trying to give you a hard time. I was merely agreeing with you that Gold is overpriced and, although you learned from your experience, a lot of guys will continue to go there and pay too much.

[Niteluvr]

Sure. Kick a fella when he's down. Believe me guys, I'm done with Gold. I lost my mind because I wanted a sure thing. Guaranteed hottie and a great experience. Got less than half of that.

I just came back from Orange Co., CA. Deals to be had out there for gals that look as good. I need to ask Q at the Y in Birmingham if she works while she is out there and where.

Humbly,

Jethro

I wasn't trying to give you a hard time. I was merely agreeing with you that Gold is overpriced and, although you learned from your experience, a lot of guys will continue to go there and pay too much.