Massage Parlor Reports

[Sgt Soros]

Wrong answer, slick. I just don't pay as much as you for the exact same pussy, just like I don't go into Wal-Mart and volunteer to pay more than the retail price for a TV. It's that simple. As I've said before, I can't count the number of times I've stood there with an AMP girl laughing at some schmuck who just left after paying too much. The girls know it and will laugh behind your back.

I agree!! I hear this from non AA girls all the time.

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from providers that I don't report on. Why give up my top 5 so guys like you can artificially inflate the prices?

Like minds think alike.

[Desertchief]

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from my top 5 artificially inflated

Fixed your post... haha just kidding.

Seriously I didn't mean to start a war here or philosophical debate. Just attempting to get some control over the "control the prices" constant card in play here. We get it. You don't need to say it over and over. While you might think we are engaged in some kind of wallstreet like economic war, it's not reality, most likely.

[Gaghoes]

Wrong answer, slick. I just don't pay as much as you for the exact same pussy, just like I don't go into Wal-Mart and volunteer to pay more than the retail price for a TV. It's that simple. As I've said before, I can't count the number of times I've stood there with an AMP girl laughing at some schmuck who just left after paying too much. The girls know it and will laugh behind your back.

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from providers that I don't report on. Why give up my top 5 so guys like you can artificially inflate the prices?

lol. I knew you'd get defensive and in the process completely disregard the math. My point wasn't terribly complicated. It's very simple: If you add up the amount of money you've reported to have spent on bad experiences, it comes out to the same as (or more than) someone would spend in the same period of time on a sure thing at an AMP of known quality. So chasing the cheapest option isn't the most economically feasible thing to do as some people here imply. And I would never go to Wal-Mart to purchase a new TV...

[Niteluvr]

Agreed. There are people on here like that too. I paid $250 at the Aromatherapy place last week (which reminds me I still have to write a report), and really don't give a fuck what somebody on here thinks I should be doing in the way of keeping prices down. And I plan on spending $250+ again this weekend. Even economically speaking, there isn't a compelling case being made here for price control. Take Nite, for example. I think he racks up some of the most worthless, shitiest AMP experiences of anyone here; and I'm glad he reports them to us...But while he's not spending $300 at one establishment, he certainly is spreading $300 around in a pretty short period of time without any pleasurable benefit.

Wrong answer, slick. I just don't pay as much as you for the exact same pussy, just like I don't go into Wal-Mart and volunteer to pay more than the retail price for a TV. It's that simple. As I've said before, I can't count the number of times I've stood there with an AMP girl laughing at some schmuck who just left after paying too much. The girls know it and will laugh behind your back.

BTW, I get lots of um.... pleasurable benefits from providers that I don't report on. Why give up my top 5 so guys like you can artificially inflate the prices?

[Gaghoes]

i hear it so often, that we need to "keep our prices down" so that the providers won't inflate them. in theory, this makes sense. But I think there are so many people outside of hobbyists that go to these places, even if its once a year, that they are willing to drop 200-300 at gold and not think twice.

Agreed. There are people on here like that too. I paid $250 at the Aromatherapy place last week (which reminds me I still have to write a report), and really don't give a fuck what somebody on here thinks I should be doing in the way of keeping prices down. And I plan on spending $250+ again this weekend. Even economically speaking, there isn't a compelling case being made here for price control. Take Nite, for example. I think he racks up some of the most worthless, shitiest AMP experiences of anyone here; and I'm glad he reports them to us...But while he's not spending $300 at one establishment, he certainly is spreading $300 around in a pretty short period of time without any pleasurable benefit.

[Desertchief]

i hear it so often, that we need to "keep our prices down" so that the providers won't inflate them. in theory, this makes sense. But I think there are so many people outside of hobbyists that go to these places, even if its once a year, that they are willing to drop 200-300 at gold and not think twice. And that demand is what Gold is aiming for. Also the outoftowners/business travelers/ tourists, or horny drunkards on weekends. Hence the cabs you often see out there. I think theoretically this angle makes sense, but some forget that we are not the entire demand, even perhaps a fraction of it. its over played a bit on here and some people could save their breath in bringing it up all the time. or is it just a nicer way of saying, "you spent too damn much"?

[Pcpc1688]

Sure. Kick a fella when he's down. Believe me guys, I'm done with Gold. I lost my mind because I wanted a sure thing. Guaranteed hottie and a great experience. Got less than half of that.

I just came back from Orange Co., CA. Deals to be had out there for gals that look as good. I need to ask Q at the Y in Birmingham if she works while she is out there and where.

Humbly,

Jethro

Jethro,

No kicking intended bro. Just stating that we as a whole we should not let things stay outta hand at these places. If the gals hear enough "nope,cant do it" remarks from us, they will open their greedy little eyes and start accepting more reasonable gifts.

Even in DC, it was $1.6 for all. Sadly, most of them are closed now due to clamp down but they will reappear next spring after the hubbub dies down as usual.

Hang in there cause no ones kicking you ok.

PC out

[Jethro63]

Oh how I wished I would have read your report before giving St. Jame a try. I got Pink. Very similar experience. They had apparently had a slow day so she bugged the piss out of me for paying more. She even started hard selling me on 2 girls. Then, later in after the massage had gotten underway the other girl came in and started hard selling me. I got so annoyed I almost told her to shut up and get out. I did ask her if she understood what "no" meant. Back to Pink. She really must have a confidence issue. I got the whole "you like" "is good" question every few minutes. At some point, I just started laughing when she would say it. When it came to the flip, the CBJ was actually pretty good as far as CBJ's go. Got her to gag a little. At which I would ask her, "you like" "is good". The during the FS, my goal was to not to give her the chance to say it. Actually, the FS was not too bad. CG, doggie, mish. She gave me some more lame massage after the service. I swear I was more stiff in my back and neck when I left than I was when I got there. Probably won't go back.

Went down to St. Jame yesterday, got there early, around 9 am. Mamasan recognized me and asked me who I would like, didn't really matter to me so she sent in Pink. Now I don't know if she had just been woken up or what but she was really out of it. I don't think they would tolerate the ladies being on drugs or drunk so figured she was half asleep when she came in. No offer of TS, since I had just showered it didn't matter, and a perfunctory rub of my back before the flip. She started right in on things and I think it was just too early but was very mechanical and I am not real fond of all the, "is it good?, you like? ", every 5 seconds or so.

Finally had to finish with a HJ since it just wasn't working for me with her. Between the mechanical performance and the smell of tobacco on her it just wasn't working for me. She was also trying to look like she was quite a bit younger than I would guess she is. I figure she is well into her 30's and with the pink streaked hair she was trying to look 18 and it wasn't working very well.

Overall about my worst visit to St. Jame, the ladies there are usually very nice so didn't expect this. When I go next time and mama asks who I like, I will say, "not Pink."

[Jethro63]

I know you weren't going after me. Just foolin. Hey, no one was more pissed at me. Than. Me. Hopefully my report will dissuade folks from going there without at least having their eyes open and being a little less foolhearty.

I wasn't trying to give you a hard time. I was merely agreeing with you that Gold is overpriced and, although you learned from your experience, a lot of guys will continue to go there and pay too much.

[Niteluvr]

Sure. Kick a fella when he's down. Believe me guys, I'm done with Gold. I lost my mind because I wanted a sure thing. Guaranteed hottie and a great experience. Got less than half of that.

I just came back from Orange Co., CA. Deals to be had out there for gals that look as good. I need to ask Q at the Y in Birmingham if she works while she is out there and where.

Humbly,

Jethro

I wasn't trying to give you a hard time. I was merely agreeing with you that Gold is overpriced and, although you learned from your experience, a lot of guys will continue to go there and pay too much.

[Jethro63]

Sure. Kick a fella when he's down. Believe me guys, I'm done with Gold. I lost my mind because I wanted a sure thing. Guaranteed hottie and a great experience. Got less than half of that.

I just came back from Orange Co., CA. Deals to be had out there for gals that look as good. I need to ask Q at the Y in Birmingham if she works while she is out there and where.

Humbly,

Jethro

Exactly! Gold has been overpriced for so long and now I think the tide has finally shifted. Some fools will always pay too much but I'm not going to. Attitude means a lot in the mongering business and a lot of Kgirls just aren't worth it.

[Big Pun]

There was a sighting of her at Lily Spa in Cartersville after Woodstock was closed, but it appeared to be short lived. She may be retired or back in Korea. Don't forget, she would be 50 now.

Is Lilly Spa any good?

[Niteluvr]

Jethro,

I cant imagine paying to 2.6 for fuck a hoe at Gold. Man, I just wouldnt do it. Yeah the their"my ship dont stink" attitude really is a turn off for me anyway.

In LA, I get nice 8 and 9s for 1.2 to 2.5 for the Kgirls. But the pricing here in the Big A just is really monger unfriendly. We need to stand our ground imho.

Ericas pricing is much more inline with what it should be I concur

PC out

Exactly! Gold has been overpriced for so long and now I think the tide has finally shifted. Some fools will always pay too much but I'm not going to. Attitude means a lot in the mongering business and a lot of Kgirls just aren't worth it.

[Pcpc1688]

What were the damages at St. Jame?

Last week, I visited Gold across the street for the first time in a long time. Thought I would splurge. Except foor 1 or 2 sessions out of a dozen, every one was like a trip to heaven, perfect girls, great TS, FS followed by great massage. So, MMS takes me to my room and collects the $0. 6. Brings it Candy who is hot and dressed hot and knows it. Keeps checking herself out in the mirror. Asks me what I want and I say everything. She puts out her hand and I put $2 in it. She counts and basically indicates I can havemore fun if I give more. I tell her that is what I have always paid. That is a premium price for which I have almost always gotten premium service. She tells me to get on the table and disappears. Comes back, strips down and begins the erotic rubdown. No offer of TS. I didn't object b/c they do not always do things in order. After the roaming hands deal, she tells me to turn over and starts a HJ with lube, I started to say something but when I came to attention she tells me to hop down from the table, puts on her heals and tells me to take her from behind. That is a first for me at an AMP so I greedily agreed. She even threw her leg up on the table so I could get at it deeper. Felt like a porn star. She hopped up on the table and I gave it to her mish style and crossed the finish line. She leaves and brings back clean up stuff and a water. No offer of real massage, TS, or nothing. When I asked she said basically more $ more time but when I asked how much she wouldn't say. Having gotten pretty good FS I didn't get too bitchy, but as I was leaving the MMS walked me out and I told her I was not happy. She said come back and remind her and she would make sure I was taken care of. Not sure I'll be taking her up on that. My last trip to Green was overall a better experience for almost half $. Anyone else been to Gold lately and had this kind of experience? I probably will not go back. Would rather drive to Birmingham and visit Yokohoma or as the locals call it, the "Y". $2 and the best service I have ever had. Anyway, Candy: 9 face, 9 body, 8 FS, 0 massagy, 0 TS. Maybe if they had made a video for me on that off table stuff, I would have been happier.

Good luck out there fellas.

Jethro

Jethro,

I cant imagine paying to 2.6 for fuck a hoe at Gold. Man, I just wouldnt do it. Yeah the their"my ship dont stink" attitude really is a turn off for me anyway.

In LA, I get nice 8 and 9s for 1.2 to 2.5 for the Kgirls. But the pricing here in the Big A just is really monger unfriendly. We need to stand our ground imho.

Ericas pricing is much more inline with what it should be I concur

PC out

[Bill Manly]

For all you forum lurkers (like me until recently), I thought you might benefit from my experience a while back. Sorry for the long post, but this is the kind of detail I wished I had six months ago. I am an avid massage receiver and have been for years. I have enjoyed massages at many upscale resorts, fitness clubs, local salon/spas, Massage Envy, etc. Recently, the "Oriental Foot Massage" storefronts have been popping up, and curiosity finally got the best of me and I tried a couple of them. There is one I particularly like, and it offered services that were new to me. For starters, stopping to have a 30-minute "feet only" massage is strange, but then there was this thing called a "body shampoo with sauna" hmmm. I had heard of a table shower and assumed this was new marketing spin. These are not your typical AMP because they don't have that viB. They look like a (relatively) upscale spa.

Let me back up a little. I have never cared for the whole AMP vibe: tiny entry area with second security door, tiny service window, bad curtains and/or dark tinting, too much neon, buzzer Uggh. I'll pass. However, I was still curious. I really wanted to KNOW for SURE what went on behind the second door.

So, after having several one hour body massages (towel optional) from one new foot massage purveyor, I felt I had to try the body shampoo on a day that I was not particularly clean for a massage. Fascinating process. I had already had several mildly "suggestive" massages, but nothing inappropriate and no significant genital contact. Same for the body shampoo – very professional (if that's the right word), but also pretty erotic. It's nice to have a woman take her time and clean all the right places in a way very different from your daily shower. I liked it. Very refreshing and relaxing. But these new places seemed to have a clear line between massage and "rub and tug". Most frustrating thing is that the girls are always changing! I thought HE must be available, but never could find the key. Leaving folded bills on the table didn't appear to change the style of service

I couldn't resist anymore. I started scoping out the local AMPs for the real HE. How did it really work? I had to know. After checking out online reviews, driving by, etc, I settled on one that was in a busy lunchtime strip center (Buja, if you must know). I went at peak lunch hours when the parking lot was pretty full and people were coming and going unnoticed. It was still a little risky because I live and work not too far from the area, but what are the odds I'm seen, right? Anyway, this was my experience:

I walked in and was greeted by the white wall, the door, a tiny window, and a buzzer. I pressed the buzzer. After about 30 seconds, the mamasan opened the door (Korean), smiled and said in decent English, "You want massage? " I replied "Yes". She asked if I had been there before, I said I had (not!) but that it had been a while. She said everybody has been saying that lately (oops!). She deftly took my hand and led me to a room with a door and a drawn curtain. She said she has "new girl" and will be right back. "New girl" arrives (Sue) and mamasan tells me she speaks very little English, but speak slowly and she will do fine. She is wearing a blue jean mini skirt and a vest-like top that reveals respectable cleavage. Long, curly hair worn down The girl confirms that I want one hour and holds up six fingers ("sixty dollas") for the house fee. That's the first major difference from the other places I guess massage fee in advance, tip covers extras. Because I have a specific goal in mind, I leave forty on the table just to ensure we are communicating. Since the money was of primary importance here, I tentatively undressed not sure of what to do first and the table didn't seem ready.

There seems to be a specific process that takes place. Table shower to sauna to massage. She assisted me with my last article of clothing and replaced it with a towel that she rolled tight around my waist. She escorted me to the shower room and proceeded to give me a fairly brisk table shower. Not particularly erotic. I was thinking, "Am I in the right place? " She dried me off (a bit), replaced my towel, and escorted me to the sauna. Ah, makes sense, because even though the shower is warm, you still get a bit of a chill the sauna finishes the drying and warms the blood. At least that how I figured it. I emerged from the sauna dry, just before breaking a sweat. She was dutifully waiting outside the sauna and took me back to the room where she had not laid out the towels yet (huh?!). So I stood for a moment while she laid out two additional towels on the brightly colored table. I lay face down and realized that the curtain was going to be the only privacy that's new. I have never had a massage without a closed door. I didn't say anything, but wondered if I should have.

OK, what is the fascination with shoulders and neck? Ideally, I like a massage with equal attention everywhere. Just as I am getting ready to suggest that she move around a bit, she finally does. I'm guessing about 20 minutes on my back, brushing mostly past my butt, which is annoying. I really like when the butt is treated as an equal during the massage She leaves to get hot towels to cover my back. That's OK – the warmth is really great. And then a pleasant surprise. She jumps up and sits on my butt/hamstrings. Nice. Her weight and her bare skin feel really great as she kneads my back. Not bad at all, and fairly erotic as she pushes my back, waist, and hips. About 5 minutes of that and then it's time to flip over.

Now the head and face get some attention not really my favorite. She works down my arms, chest, stomach, and then starts testing to make sure we are on the same page. She starts brushing past my dick to see if I will be sending the right signals. I do, with a nod and an erection. Certainly LE can't go this far for a bust. That's what she needed to know, I guess. She leaves the room (hello?) and returns with a wash cloth and grabs some oil. She gives me a glance and touches my balls and starts stroking my cock. Yep, this is definitely what I signed up for, but I'm not loving it. It's too fast. She bends down and starts licking my nipple whatever. I rather the cock and balls with two hands, but then again, we didn't discuss in advance. After a few minutes of that, I suggest she sit on my thighs. She play-slaps my hand at the suggestion, but I think she must misunderstand, and I say, "No just sit here" patting my thigh. She glances at the curtain and jumps up on my thighs. Much better. But still, too fast and only one hand. Grrr oh, well. It will all be over soon enough.... The other hand goes for the balls. Ah, there! Better, but still too fast. I put my hand on her wrist to control the pace a little better. It's not long before I finish. She grabs the washcloth (it's dry?) and wipes up the jizz. I didn't like that part. Then she retreats to get a warm washcloth to finish the cleanup. She is nice and does her best I suppose, but it's just too rushed. Sigh I slowly stand up, she helps me dress, and then I give her the $. 4. She then holds up 1 finger as if to indicate $1. Umm, no. I give her another $. 1 because that's all I have left (planned in advance). She shrugs, hugs me, and walks me out. Total damage: $1. 1 yeah, I know. Shut up.

So, that's it. My first experience at a bona fide AMP. With conventional massages, if I was horny, I had taken care of business myself afterward. After a nice massage, when the CMT leaves the room it's a perfect opportunity to rub one out, assuming you are not TOO relaxed (it happens). There's always massage oil and towels/tissues. They know what's up and I have never been interrupted The thing is, I am better at it than they are. I can control the tempo, grip, timing, etc. I'm sure there are girls that would be good, but I don't have the kind of time or money to be trying a new girl every week or so. It's just not intimate it's a service. For a regular massage, treating it as a service totally works, but beyond that, it's not my thing. If it's not going to be intimate and mind-blowing, then I really don't see the point I'll handle it. I will probably focus on getting a good monthly massage from now on.

BUT, I have made an important discovery. In the foot massage places where the girls are in street clothes, they will NOT do HE they are careful not to cross the line (I. E. "break the law"). HOWEVER, there is a point that they will let you to take care of it yourself and passively participate. I have been pretty happy with that arrangement as it kind of like a 4-hands massage, but you supply two of the hands. They are ready with tissues or a warm towel for cleanup, and they are always demure and discrete. It's my new favorite thing, and they seem plenty happy with a $. 2 tip. The massage is better too! Enjoy. I do.