Streetwalker Reports

[Drunk101]

Thanks to Agent61 for helping me set up my account. I met Angel on South Beach. She's about 23, nice B cups looks Irish or German slight overbite but kind of cute. Anyway I had gotten her digits earlier and I called her up. Donation was $ and we took care of business in the restroom of a South beach hotel.

Will probably repeat.

[Member #4084]

True, Pearl is a typical PR Islander, not at all like the NY-rican girls.

She looks good, but tends to be cranky and bitchy in a stupid way.

She's probably at her best when she's high.

Hey Agent61, are there any girls out there that you haven't beaten me to them?

SD

[Very Scary]

I made a run today at about 5:00am on biscayne from AAA to 79th and then west up to I95. Complete waste of time. Saw 4 TS that was it. Not what

I'm into. Where are all the HSW and WSW hiding?

Next time I will try 2nd ave

This is my I miss flager. Had some of the best hsw and WSW.

[Primal423]

I made a run today at about 5:00am on biscayne from AAA to 79th and
then west up to I95. Complete waste of time. Saw 4 TS that was it. Not what
I'm into. Where are all the HSW and WSW hiding?

Next time I will try 2nd ave

[Wanks Foryou]

While I haven't had a lot of luck on any of the local strolls despite a fair amount of looking, I did have an unexpected experience in a hotel. I was at the Delano and, when passing the bar, decided to check on their selection. There was a petite, 40-ish blonde woman with fake boobs in there having a cocktail and she asked me to join her. As it was noon and she was the only one in there I instantly thought "hooker, " and while I had no intention of hooking up with her I thought I'd sit down and see what happens. She said she was an actress and make-up artist and mentioned having a "job" shortly. She seemed tipsy and started getting closer and jumping on me and then started kissing me. She then started showing me and the bartender her boob and eventually it was out so much he moved us where fewer passersby could see us. She got a call, said she had to leave, and then did so, only to come back perhaps two minutes later. I agreed to drive her to her job, which she said was nearby, and on the way to my car she insisted on holding hands. We got in my car and after a moment she asked, "Do you want me to suck your dick now or later? " Now seemed like a good choice and to work she went, providing BBBJCIM as we drove up Collins, and spit out (onto my pants, thank you). I cleaned up and now that the deed was done, I wanted to drive her to her job but she didn't give me any specific directions and the vague directions I did get were contradictory.

Also, she seemed almost to get drunker/higher on what, I don't know. Perhaps she took something when she went to the bathroom before we left. She became increasingly incoherent and wild and would not keep her boob in her tube top; I don't know how many other drivers saw her but I became concerned about controlling her. In addition to this she kept saying that I hated her. She said she wanted to go to a dive bar and fuck but, while I don't mind a public screw, she clearly had no discretion. She eventually directed me to a mall parking lot. She drank a very small bottle of swill she had in her purse and said she wanted more dick. I would have loved to nail this girl in the Bal Harbour mall parking lot but I wasn't going to do so without condoms. She threw her bottle out of the window and we left there. I had to get this girl, who was now passed out in the passenger seat with her boob exposed, out of my car. I told her I had to go to the bathroom so we pulled into a restaurant parking lot and both went in. I took my time and when I came out she was outside and, thankfully, decided on her own to bail. I would have ditched her even if meant hiding and running away but was glad that wasn't necessary. She walked across the street and up Collins. With her gone I felt a little safer so I bought some condoms in order to catch up with her, regain a little control, and fuck the shit out of her in some parking lot. Alas, she was gone. I called several times and left messages and even e-mailed (she gave me her card) but never heard back.

Oh, man, I have to say I found this story hysterical. Well, sorry that happened to you, but it should serve as a reminder to us all to be careful out there. Her erratic behavior could have attracted LEO, and if they pulled you over and she was carrying any drugs, your life would be dramatically different today. Please be careful out there. BTW, good heads up thinking not to do her without the hat.

[Artificial Red]

I was stolling down my fav ho road (2nd ave) when I saw a cute chick give me the smile. I immediately turned around at the next street being careful to obey all traffic laws and after doing a leo check, I pulled over. (Never pick up or let off a chick while in the road, the cops love that one so that they can give you a traffic ticket) She jumped in and after a lot of pleasantries I realized it was Pearl with dyed hair. I hate when they do that because I get fooled most of the time. Pearl has such a great body and she will let you do anything for a price but there is always so much drama with her that I never call her back. Today she insisted we go to her place in Overtown with half the neighborhood watching and some coming up to the car trying to sell me dope. I hightailed it out of there while she was pissing and moaning. We settled on a BBBJ in the car with a picture.

SD...with all the effort guys like CookyJar, SuperEloquent, Slow Low, Glenn61 and the like put into chronicling their exploits, you just topped them all with this pic. Excellent shot, no pun intended.

Red

[ChillyWilly325]

[QUOTE. I had to get this girl, who was now passed out in the passenger seat with her boob exposed, out of my car. I told her I had to go to the bathroom so we pulled into a restaurant parking lot and both went in. I took my time and when I came out she was outside and, thankfully, decided on her own to bail. I would have ditched her even if meant hiding and running away but was glad that wasn't necessary. She walked across the street and up Collins. With her gone I felt a little safer so I bought some condoms in order to catch up with her, regain a little control, and fuck the shit out of her in some parking lot. Alas, she was gone. I called several times and left messages and even e-mailed (she gave me her card) but never heard back

What a great story. I thought I was the only one who got into that kind of mess. Its been a while since I've had an alcoholic nut case like that in my car. Theres no easy way to get them out of the car.

I'm also noticing as the economy keeps getting worse, there seems to be more and more hookers on the street and their prices are getting lower. Even the BP girls are offering more half hour specials. The super bowl is also attracting more escorts from out of town. This may be the time when LE tries to nip it in the bud with their miserable stings.

Guys,

Superbowl time Le times so see ya after the superbowl.

[Member #4084]

[QUOTE. I had to get this girl, who was now passed out in the passenger seat with her boob exposed, out of my car. I told her I had to go to the bathroom so we pulled into a restaurant parking lot and both went in. I took my time and when I came out she was outside and, thankfully, decided on her own to bail. I would have ditched her even if meant hiding and running away but was glad that wasn't necessary. She walked across the street and up Collins. With her gone I felt a little safer so I bought some condoms in order to catch up with her, regain a little control, and fuck the shit out of her in some parking lot. Alas, she was gone. I called several times and left messages and even e-mailed (she gave me her card) but never heard back

What a great story. I thought I was the only one who got into that kind of mess. Its been a while since I've had an alcoholic nut case like that in my car. Theres no easy way to get them out of the car.

I'm also noticing as the economy keeps getting worse, there seems to be more and more hookers on the street and their prices are getting lower. Even the BP girls are offering more half hour specials. The super bowl is also attracting more escorts from out of town. This may be the time when LE tries to nip it in the bud with their miserable stings.

[Very Scary]

First I'd like to thank Pete for giving me Sonia's #. Met up with her last night on Miami Beach, told me what Motel to meet her at, and we got a room. Really sweet girl, no BS, and really willing to please! We talked a little bit and she gave me a price ballpark for BBBJ, but she left it up to me! (and she didn't even demand the money upfront!) Like I said NICE girl and really Easy to deal with. And if her personality wasn't enough, this girl can suck a dick as well as Michelangelo paints. Nice skills and she takes direction well, it's like she was making love to my cock. And she didn't rush me at all, never asked if I was about to cum or told me to hurry up. She must have sucked it for at least a good 20 minutes. It was definitely some of the best head I've had in a long time. Thanks again Pete! Also have a video I shot with my Iphone, If I can figure out how to get it up. P.S. She said you were a sweetheart Pete.

Around how old is Sonia?

[Member #4084]

I was stolling down my fav ho road (2nd ave) when I saw a cute chick give me the smile. I immediately turned around at the next street being careful to obey all traffic laws and after doing a leo check, I pulled over. (Never pick up or let off a chick while in the road, the cops love that one so that they can give you a traffic ticket) She jumped in and after a lot of pleasantries I realized it was Pearl with dyed hair. I hate when they do that because I get fooled most of the time. Pearl has such a great body and she will let you do anything for a price but there is always so much drama with her that I never call her back. Today she insisted we go to her place in Overtown with half the neighborhood watching and some coming up to the car trying to sell me dope. I hightailed it out of there while she was pissing and moaning. We settled on a BBBJ in the car with a picture.

[Pensfan87]

First I'd like to thank Pete for giving me Sonia's #. Met up with her last night on Miami Beach, told me what Motel to meet her at, and we got a room. Really sweet girl, no BS, and really willing to please! We talked a little bit and she gave me a price ballpark for BBBJ, but she left it up to me! (and she didn't even demand the money upfront!) Like I said NICE girl and really Easy to deal with. And if her personality wasn't enough, this girl can suck a dick as well as Michelangelo paints. Nice skills and she takes direction well, it's like she was making love to my cock. And she didn't rush me at all, never asked if I was about to cum or told me to hurry up. She must have sucked it for at least a good 20 minutes. It was definitely some of the best head I've had in a long time. Thanks again Pete! Also have a video I shot with my Iphone, If I can figure out how to get it up. P.S. She said you were a sweetheart Pete.

[Gareth]

While I haven't had a lot of luck on any of the local strolls despite a fair amount of looking, I did have an unexpected experience in a hotel. I was at the Delano and, when passing the bar, decided to check on their selection. There was a petite, 40-ish blonde woman with fake boobs in there having a cocktail and she asked me to join her. As it was noon and she was the only one in there I instantly thought "hooker," and while I had no intention of hooking up with her I thought I'd sit down and see what happens. She said she was an actress and make-up artist and mentioned having a "job" shortly. She seemed tipsy and started getting closer and jumping on me and then started kissing me. She then started showing me and the bartender her boob and eventually it was out so much he moved us where fewer passersby could see us. She got a call, said she had to leave, and then did so, only to come back perhaps two minutes later. I agreed to drive her to her job, which she said was nearby, and on the way to my car she insisted on holding hands. We got in my car and after a moment she asked, "Do you want me to suck your dick now or later?" Now seemed like a good choice and to work she went, providing BBBJCIM as we drove up Collins, and spit out (onto my pants, thank you). I cleaned up and now that the deed was done, I wanted to drive her to her job but she didn't give me any specific directions and the vague directions I did get were contradictory.
Also, she seemed almost to get drunker/higher on what, I don't know. Perhaps she took something when she went to the bathroom before we left. She became increasingly incoherent and wild and would not keep her boob in her tube top; I don't know how many other drivers saw her but I became concerned about controlling her. In addition to this she kept saying that I hated her. She said she wanted to go to a dive bar and fuck but, while I don't mind a public screw, she clearly had no discretion. She eventually directed me to a mall parking lot. She drank a very small bottle of swill she had in her purse and said she wanted more dick. I would have loved to nail this girl in the Bal Harbour mall parking lot but I wasn't going to do so without condoms. She threw her bottle out of the window and we left there. I had to get this girl, who was now passed out in the passenger seat with her boob exposed, out of my car. I told her I had to go to the bathroom so we pulled into a restaurant parking lot and both went in. I took my time and when I came out she was outside and, thankfully, decided on her own to bail. I would have ditched her even if meant hiding and running away but was glad that wasn't necessary. She walked across the street and up Collins. With her gone I felt a little safer so I bought some condoms in order to catch up with her, regain a little control, and fuck the shit out of her in some parking lot. Alas, she was gone. I called several times and left messages and even e-mailed (she gave me her card) but never heard back.

[Gareth]

Thank you! I couldn't agree more and the GPS I did bring with me has been tremendously helpful. It can't place proper compass designations in old posts here, which is what the issue here is (as I said before), but it does help fill in some gaps and get me around. Great advice.

You know what just bring the GPS with you cause it comes in handy. Carryin and lookin at the map and driving can cause and accident and you cannot see the street names at night and you might find some street names knocked down or not there incase they're was an accident or a car hit it. Always carry a GPS cause you can put it at eye level and look at the street at the same time and it will tell you how far you are. You can do reverse directions on your gps and do waypoints just like a boat so you don't have to get lost.

[Calizum69]

Yeah it's her. Eye still got that on VHS and boy last few years has not given her justice. Shes probably rock climbing

Mongering to retiremnt.

Calizum

I had an interesting encounter today. My buddy Gee Gee the gay pimp hooked me up with a girl who claims she is the porn star Margot Stevens. This girl says she is 38 and if she really is Margot, then she's been through some hard times because I just can't tell if its the same girl. I googled Margot Stevens and there is some resemblence but who knows? Anyway, a great BBBJ for the going rate out here on the street. For an ex porn star, what a great deal! I have digits for seniors.

[Gareth]

Lol....actually, I'll post whenever and as much as I want and there's absolutely NOTHING you can do about it. NOTHING. However, if it makes you feel better, continue to whine - I couldn't care less. . With that business out of the way, thank you to the folks who kindly offered assistance, particularly Sexy Dickster. Much appreciated.

G.

Take your confused self to Walmart and spend $14 on a Miami-Dade map book and a yellow Hi-Liter marker,,,you can paper clip the pages where the SWer zones are and find your way there and back.

Now, stop with the stupid questions.

Go hit the streets and don't post here again until you have redeemed yourself!